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Site Title: SA: I beat off to my sister (New Sound!)
Site Domain: pornstarsister.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
gamempire
Created on: 2006-12-06 16:51:07
Image Origin: Something Awful Forums
Sound Origin: emo
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Description: So, this guy finds out that he has a half sister his dad was hiding for twenty five years, and not only realizes she's a pornstar, but that he wacked it to her? Original thread here: http://tinyurl.com/yd5yx4
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2006-12-08 01:45:28
 
not sure if emo music is appropriate here
2006-12-08 01:56:54
 
That thread was epic. This did not to be a YTMND, though.
2006-12-08 02:07:39
 
its time to fap!
2006-12-08 02:28:36
 
This is obviously bullsh*t, but it's hilarious bullsh*t. -1 only because it's not real.
2006-12-08 02:53:56
 
lol nice song
2006-12-08 02:56:46
 
I'm trying to give this one star but it's not working. Damn it!
2006-12-08 05:53:55
 
f*ck sa
2006-12-08 07:02:24
 
SA is not funny. Just 10 bucks you losers don't have because you pay to post on a forum. Also I see funnier stuff on forums and img boards everday.
2006-12-08 07:21:45
 
"believes that story is a complete and total retard" Internet. Serious Business.
2006-12-08 07:22:25
 
"SA is not funny. Just 10 bucks you losers don't have because you pay to post on a forum. Also I see funnier stuff on forums and img boards everday." Yep, you're the kind of guy that'll get banned quickly, so $10's a waste for you.
2006-12-08 08:10:58
 
Wow....they can actually ban you for something like what I just said after you've PAID for membership? What a bunch of LOSERS. The owner of SA = genius, great scam.
2006-12-08 08:11:08
 
holy sh*t man, that's f*cking crazy
2006-12-08 08:19:48
 
Now with better music thanks to WaffleX!
2006-12-08 08:22:20
 
Self-sponsoring is always justified.
2006-12-08 09:01:20
 
yesYES!
2006-12-08 09:32:51
 
i would hit that
2006-12-08 09:35:19
 
Maybe you *jacked off* to your sister, but Dr-L337* banged* your sister.
2006-12-08 09:41:08
 
lol
2006-12-08 10:10:10
 
ohhh lawdy, is day sum delicious COPY PASTA?
2006-12-08 10:28:07
 
As much as I dislike this YTMND, people who give it 1 star because of Simple Plan music are retarded. How stupid do you have to be to think the use of that song in this context is an endorsement of it?
2006-12-08 11:15:25
 
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
2006-12-08 11:37:06
 
If it's on Something Awful then it has to be true
2006-12-08 11:56:03
 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!! BANGED BY DR-L337!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-08 12:05:56
 
I beat off to his sister too.
2006-12-08 12:20:58
 
Oh god.
2006-12-08 12:35:54
 
This would be so much better if you used Star Wars sounds from Return of the Jedi and Empire Strikes Back, movies filled with brother-sister love. Vader: "So, you have a twin sister?" Luke: "No! It's not possible!" Vader: "Your feelings have betrayed her, too!"
2006-12-08 12:38:26
 
I preferred the old music :(
2006-12-08 12:51:32
 
Old
2006-12-08 13:45:41
 
I seriously think a lot of you missed the entire point of sponsorship. He's paid to get the site on the main page. The money goes to keeping YTMND running, why is that something to 1 star the site for? I mean why would you pay $35 so someone elses site gets stuck on the main page?
2006-12-08 13:53:10
 
change music omg...
2006-12-08 14:07:07
 
Sigmund Freud is proud my son, have a cigar...
2006-12-08 14:08:21
 
wow, this music rocks. its so good.
2006-12-08 14:12:14
 
if she was my sister incest would be cool
2006-12-08 14:12:28
 
SA has a lot more than funny stuff on it. I've actually saved hundreds of dollars from promo codes and learned a lot of good stuff. It's a good resource. If you're looking for only funny on the internet, you're a worthless *ssh*le.
2006-12-08 15:14:07
 
Win.
2006-12-08 15:39:48
 
Super Mario World music!
2006-12-08 16:05:03
 
2006-12-08 16:11:51
 
Thanks for changing the music.
2006-12-08 16:23:45
 
dont you hate when that happens?
2006-12-08 16:36:53
 
lol! yeah, I saw this on SA. She also did BangBros (the best pr0n site evar)
2006-12-08 16:41:22
 
fake
2006-12-08 16:48:52
 
WOW!....................................................also c*cks!
2006-12-08 16:53:29
 
Now with epic sound clips instead of music!
2006-12-08 17:30:51
 
Did you guys ever hear of this girl's neighbor who bought a girl's gone wild video and recognized his neighbor's 17 year old daughter. he went over and even told her dad that he saw her in the video then she tried to sue but that must have been awkward for her and her neighbor.
2006-12-08 17:39:05
 
Congratulations! You turned a junky site into something creative. It's just a shame you didn't have this audio to begin with.
2006-12-08 18:28:56
 
Oedipus FTW
2006-12-08 19:07:33
 
That guy stole my name...which I stole from a movie...which stole it from an old sketch comedy show...nevermind.
2006-12-08 19:16:06
 
Haha! Audio = 5. gj :)
2006-12-08 19:20:45
 
5 for audio
2006-12-08 19:31:15
 
4 for the new sound alone, even though it's likely all just a made up SA gag.
2006-12-08 20:07:45
 
Originally 3'd. 4'd for new sound, which is excellent. I don't know, even if she was a blood-related sister, if I went my life not knowing her at all, I'd have no problem f*cking her. Honestly, I think that I'd be more bothered that I'm f*cking a pornstart who's probably really loose and has high potential for diseases than I'd be bothered that I'm f*cking my sister.
2006-12-08 20:18:36
 
saw this myself 5'd
2006-12-08 20:28:55
 
5'd for SA
2006-12-08 20:38:37
 
Yeah, as far as I am concerned, SA is the internet.
2006-12-08 21:12:43
 
I find that unlikely. Though it is an interesting story, it's just too perfect. People post sh*t like that all the time.
2006-12-08 21:14:36
 
meh
2006-12-08 21:51:51
 
yes this epic sound is much, better, I laughed for an hour on this
2006-12-08 23:45:28
 
GET A JOB F*GDOT
2006-12-08 23:48:29
 
...I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later', I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
2006-12-08 23:51:01
 
damn that's messed up.
2006-12-09 00:28:25
 
You fail. You could have spent 35.00 on internet pr0nz.
2006-12-09 00:43:47
 
Very GOOD! Ha ha ha!
2006-12-09 00:55:37
 
tl;dr
2006-12-09 01:12:22
 
MUCH better audio. You now totally own.
2006-12-09 01:37:10
 
LOL great new sound
2006-12-09 01:38:44
 
Kudos to the YTMND warriors braving the treacherous spam filled internet porn world to bring us the masturbatory material to coincide with this interesting story. I' am forever grateful.
2006-12-09 02:11:45
 
pwn3d
2006-12-09 04:37:26
 
why would smoeone profess that, include a name, as well as providing a pic?
2006-12-09 05:58:32
 
who the f*ck cares?
2006-12-09 06:28:41
 
Total bs but a funny read.
2006-12-09 08:28:41
 
Wow. WTF.
2006-12-09 09:55:58
 
ROFL ROFL ROFL
2006-12-09 11:05:35
 
BAHAHAHAHAHAhh...thats kind of arousing...
2006-12-09 11:20:40
 
i wish she would be my sister. i'd be proud! and i'd do her... sexy sister... who cares?
2006-12-09 12:56:09
 
In the words of Sergeant Hartman: "JESUS H. CHRIST....."
2006-12-09 13:28:28
 
i beat off to my cousin
2006-12-09 14:13:40
 
lolx
2006-12-09 15:01:00
 
Goons lawl
2006-12-09 15:12:46
 
LMAO! Poor bastard...
2006-12-09 16:06:24
 
Pics or it didn't happen.
2006-12-09 17:30:53
 
teksoqp ftw
2006-12-09 17:41:25
 
wow, i have a Gb of her vids
2006-12-09 18:22:26
 
>.> his username is almost the same as mine
2006-12-09 18:34:23
 
that thread got old after a while
2006-12-09 19:14:34
 
oh wow.... really strong man. People who 1 this dont deserve a vote.
2006-12-09 20:22:15
 
i would do her if i would found out she was my sister lol borat style^^
2006-12-09 20:23:16
 
changed vote from 4 to 5 for new sound
2006-12-09 20:27:46
 
You could not have picked a better sound.
2006-12-09 20:52:32
 
Please mock and ridicule me. Shun me from society.
2006-12-09 23:31:50
 
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
2006-12-09 23:37:52
 
5'd for the new sound!
2006-12-09 23:38:29
 
I'm glad you implemented my suggestion :D Bonus points for you!
2006-12-09 23:46:24
 
an alternate sound you could use is too short's "i wanna f*ck your sister."
2006-12-10 00:31:56
 
LOL
2006-12-10 09:07:33
 
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kacey_(porn_star)
2006-12-10 09:29:47
 
tragic truly truly tragic
2006-12-10 12:00:30
 
nothing wrong with self sponsorship when the YTMND is good
2006-12-10 12:58:10
 
probably fake. the audio saves it
2006-12-10 14:08:59
 
ZOMG! thats hilarious
2006-12-10 16:20:21
 
vorschlagar, http://dramaticsisterporn.ytmnsfw.com/
2006-12-10 19:31:03
 
i thought this was on ytmnd
2006-12-10 19:47:08
 
Nooooo! that's impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!11
2006-12-10 19:57:25
 
So she was embarrassed because her half-brother obviously recognised her, but not by having pictures of getting f*cked all over the internets?
2006-12-11 04:12:29
 
"So she was embarrassed because her half-brother obviously recognised her, but not by having pictures of getting f*cked all over the internets?" That's kinda why people go into porn. They want to have pictures of themselves getting f*cked all over the intratron.
2006-12-11 07:01:52
 
Still not great, but because you changed the sound clip, you get a 3. Don't forget to update the citations.
2006-12-11 09:56:45
 
Thanks for your $35 dollar donation. By the way, its fake. So is Santa. Sorry.
2006-12-11 13:41:17
 
Was trying to update the citations, it wasn't working, qq =(
2006-12-11 20:04:23
 
Roffle
2006-12-11 22:11:01
 
hahahahaha. man i missed this site. i've been busy as hell for 3 or 4 weeks and i come back to some real gems :D
2006-12-11 22:50:41
 
Whoops-a-doodle!
2006-12-12 00:17:03
 
I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
2006-12-12 01:51:12
 
http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnsfw.com/
2006-12-12 06:56:20
 
That chick is kinda nasty though. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen her in any 1on1... Like, all she does is multiple guys, its kinda gross.
2006-12-12 07:49:25
 
It's no big deal the way I see it. It's not like he had sex with her and he just proved he was a big douchebag by skipping out on the family gathering just because he was afraid he'd want to still f*ck her.
2006-12-12 07:54:23
 
http://bigmouthfulls.bangbros1.com/gal/108/p/ringring/ now go beat to kacey
2006-12-12 14:48:39
 
Self sponsoring = instant failure. Sponsor someone else's site if you want to support YTMND you selfish prick. That said...waste of my f*cking time.
2006-12-12 20:16:39
 
lol owned
2006-12-12 20:22:50
 
wow OWNED
2006-12-13 15:42:04
 
Even better with this audio! Mega LOL's!
2006-12-13 15:57:50
 
... i read a couple responses and everyone says "thats totally not real" well think real hard for a second on how many porn stars there are probably more than half of them are the bastard child of someones moment of shame that they never mentioned to their family for ages so it would at some point someone would have to end up in this situation.
2006-12-13 17:14:06
 
One downvoter negated
2006-12-13 18:01:40
 
THIS SITE IS SH*T.
2006-12-14 03:16:55
 
H-I-LARIOUS
2006-12-14 05:44:33
 
i would probably kill myself
2006-12-14 07:18:20
 
thats some evil sh*ts
2006-12-14 22:44:48
 
Self sponsored for any reason, downvote.
2007-01-06 19:33:17
 
self-sponsor = auto-five for contributing to ytmnd
2007-01-09 21:58:32
 
superbe
2007-02-09 11:43:39
 
awesome
2007-02-18 13:54:31
 
roflmao
2007-12-28 03:55:55
 
hahahhaahaa , fap*fap*fap*fap*fap* your my sister?! o rly?! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
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