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Site Title: SA: I beat off to my sister (New Sound!)
Site Domain: pornstarsister.ytmnd.com
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gamempire
Created on: 2006-12-06 16:51:07
Image Origin: Something Awful Forums
Sound Origin: emo
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Description: So, this guy finds out that he has a half sister his dad was hiding for twenty five years, and not only realizes she's a pornstar, but that he wacked it to her? Original thread here: http://tinyurl.com/yd5yx4
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2006-12-06 16:54:03
 
Self Sponsorship to support max's continuing bills. Also to share comedy with the masses who sadly don't visit SA.com
2006-12-06 16:55:56
 
self sponsored :-( but I would beat off to that too.
2006-12-06 16:56:06
 
nice, what a troll lol
2006-12-06 16:57:05
 
Holy sh*t, this guy got totally owned... What are the odds of him seeing a porno with his half sister in it, what with all the porn out there? If this is true, wow. 4 for shock value.
2006-12-06 16:57:23
 
holy sh*t lol
2006-12-06 16:59:19
 
IN BEFORE (#*$73282746327462319864 REPLIEZZ LAWLALWLWALW
2006-12-06 16:59:37
 
gj covering up the readings
2006-12-06 17:00:00
 
2006-12-06 17:00:42
 
Self-sponsorship is never justified. You wanna give money, donate to someone else's site. On an unrelated note, why do people post these things on the internet? Seriously, if something like that happened to me, I'd keep it to my damn self.
2006-12-06 17:00:56
 
lol'ed at the story, but the music fails.
2006-12-06 17:03:39
 
Necro, the self sponsorship I do is to directly support the bills Max has to pay for YTMND to keep it running forever. Also, why people do such things you ask? Because plenty of people need that one bright momment where they are the attention whore of the internet.
2006-12-06 17:09:09
 
I need to lay down my 10 bucks.
2006-12-06 17:12:59
 
Actually, I found this to be one of the few instances where that song is appropriate.
2006-12-06 17:21:33
 
ROFL SUP
2006-12-06 17:22:24
 
CAD forums ftw MB?
2006-12-06 17:23:01
 
2006-12-06 17:25:29
 
lol holy crap
2006-12-06 17:40:51
 
sure it's hilarious, but it's not your hilarious. it's someone else's. so leave it alone.
2006-12-06 17:43:22
 
I wonder if it is real.
2006-12-06 17:47:46
 
Well there's definitely a "Kacey" (search Kacey on google image search)
2006-12-06 17:56:00
 
Wow 5d!
2006-12-06 18:01:36
 
long read but worth it
2006-12-06 18:06:06
 
I saw this on SA.
2006-12-06 18:06:24
 
I really doubt that's true. The "half" sister suddenly showing up outta nowhere, and it's that slut? Yeah, right. Wishful thinking on the writer's part, or good old troll.
2006-12-06 18:07:31
 
I laughed. That really sucks. 5 to counteract at least 1 downvoter.
2006-12-06 18:08:05
 
2006-12-06 18:09:39
 
Oh my God.
2006-12-06 18:12:36
 
Yeah thanks, I come to YTMND to read paragraphs of material I can elsewhere.
2006-12-06 18:13:23
 
anyone who thinks this stupid site is worthy of a 5 can get the f*ck off my internet
2006-12-06 18:16:06
 
PWNT
2006-12-06 18:19:44
 
HA
2006-12-06 18:20:22
 
awful music
2006-12-06 18:21:56
 
link to vid?
2006-12-06 18:22:40
 
"Also, why people do such things you ask? Because plenty of people need that one bright momment where they are the attention whore of the internet." 5'd for being honest.
2006-12-06 18:22:44
 
bel-aired
2006-12-06 18:25:01
 
Awesome, but use diffrent music, that music is used so many times, it's the equilivant to ear rape.
2006-12-06 18:30:34
 
HEY GUESS WHAT! FREE PORN OF THIS GIRL FOR YOU TO BEAT OFF TO : http://www.stilemedia.com/?v=kacey.wmv
2006-12-06 18:31:27
 
bullsh*t
2006-12-06 18:34:48
 
I think more of people who jack off to eight dicks in a chick's mouth than I do self-sponsors.
2006-12-06 18:37:23
 
That would SUCK.
2006-12-06 18:39:55
 
F*CKING LOL!
2006-12-06 18:40:42
 
I've seen Kacey videos. I've jerked it to her. I'm glad she's not my half sister.
2006-12-06 18:49:47
 
lololololololololololol 5'd and fav'd
2006-12-06 18:57:59
 
He could always move to the South.
2006-12-06 19:02:19
 
...is that her picture? what a nasty slut.
2006-12-06 19:03:35
 
so..uh...where can I buy these movies.
2006-12-06 19:13:28
 
yeah i read this too.. why are you posting this here f*g
2006-12-06 19:14:18
 
whoa dude... this story is ... whoa... Now there's a fukkin brain buster for ya. I was gonna give this a 4, but "idownvotet" said that anyone giving this a 5 should "get the f*ck off his internet". OH MY GOD! READING! HOLY BATSH*T PEOPLE!!! RUN AWAY BEFORE YOU STIMULATE A BRAINCELL!!!
2006-12-06 19:15:10
 
I'd hit that.
2006-12-06 19:21:01
 
The way I see it, I'll always have the one up on that guy, because I've seen his sister naked, numerous times.
2006-12-06 19:28:42
 
L...........................M......................A.........................O..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
2006-12-06 19:32:08
 
SomethingAwful screenshot + worst YTMND fad music ever = 1
2006-12-06 19:39:24
 
Shens?
2006-12-06 19:40:49
 
1 star. AWFUL MUSIC CHOICE! Plus, this story is obviously fake anyway so who gives a sh*t? I can just as easily say my father is Sean Connery but that doesn't make it true.
2006-12-06 19:42:14
 
Reminds me of the movie "Say It Isn't So." I'll abstain from voting.
2006-12-06 19:46:22
 
What the f*ck is wrong with that? Starting an E/N thread about someone you didn't know is what makes SA sh*tty at times. I think it's OK for any guy to beat off, or even screw, his sister - as long as that sister is hot. Why the hell should you care anyway? If your sister's hot and she's OK with it, go for it. She's just another hot girl anyway.
2006-12-06 19:49:42
 
That story is soooooooooo fake.
2006-12-06 19:50:31
 
"I really doubt that's true. The "half" sister suddenly showing up outta nowhere, and it's that slut? Yeah, right. Wishful thinking on the writer's part, or good old troll." Is it really all that unbelievable? All porn stars have families, and a lot of them probably don't tell their family so there's probably plenty of awkward moments when a family stumbles on their dauger/sister/mother's profession accidentally on the internet. This guy just happened to feel like writing about it.
2006-12-06 19:59:09
 
4 for "pulled my pud"
2006-12-06 20:02:29
 
I'm glad she's not MY half sister considering I've done it too, lol
2006-12-06 20:07:43
 
+5 for donation, -5 for sh*tty site=no vote
2006-12-06 20:16:24
 
PWNED. and worksafe.
2006-12-06 20:17:05
 
eh... f*ckit, you lose
2006-12-06 20:34:07
 
that poor bastard, :P
2006-12-06 20:38:26
 
What weird extension are you using?
2006-12-06 20:39:50
 
you must be loaded
2006-12-06 20:56:45
 
change the music to something not so irritating to read along with, if you want me to be happy.
2006-12-06 21:05:20
 
yah, not ytmnd worthy
2006-12-06 21:14:05
 
lol
2006-12-06 21:27:19
 
GTFO
2006-12-06 21:36:57
 
5 because it's funny and those *ssh*les have no right to 1 you for self-sponsorship it's totally alright, they're just pissed they don't have money to sponsor
2006-12-06 21:46:52
 
Oh come now. Why would anyone go seeking advice in an SA forum?
2006-12-06 21:51:49
 
sponsorship is good. sponsorship towards a forum screenshot that will now get thousands of undeserved views = i'm coming to rape you. get out the towels.
2006-12-06 21:55:23
 
5'd for giving new meaning to that song that everybody hates
2006-12-06 22:01:42
 
some of her work: http://xxxproposal.littlemidgets.com/kacey/ not bad
2006-12-06 22:04:02
 
"sponsorship is good. sponsorship towards a forum screenshot that will now get thousands of undeserved views = i'm coming to rape you. get out the towels." i lol'd, also very true.
2006-12-06 22:04:13
 
this needs a dramatic reading...
2006-12-06 22:10:21
 
f*ck you
2006-12-06 22:17:19
 
I can't watch this because it hurts my ears. This music is so old and annoying.
2006-12-06 22:24:28
 
FAP, DOWNLOADING MORE KACEY NOW
2006-12-06 22:26:35
 
There's a lesson to be learned here. Every woman you've ever seen in a porn movie is someone's daughter, sister, or mother.
2006-12-06 22:27:52
 
Wow..That right there is a master of trolling.
2006-12-06 22:41:56
 
its locdogg. its not real, idiots.
2006-12-06 22:46:47
 
I have never jacked off to her... so 4
2006-12-06 22:53:42
 
Kacey's early work is awesome. She looks so f*ckin innocent. And she's all sweet and sh*t, and then oops, there's 2 c*cks in one hole. It's really funny. I love her. This guy is a tragic motherf*cker.
2006-12-06 22:58:09
 
poor bastard!
2006-12-06 23:07:35
 
FORUM POST? SIMPLE PLAN? YOU ARE A NARV. GET OFF MY INTERNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
2006-12-06 23:17:39
 
5'd for Something Awful. Everyone should throw down $10 to be a part of the goons.
2006-12-06 23:17:47
 
why not just type the url and make a ytmnd out of that instead
2006-12-06 23:17:57
 
Win.
2006-12-06 23:18:29
 
This is goddamn PRICELESS!
2006-12-06 23:31:22
 
Irony comes back to bitch slap you in the face.
2006-12-06 23:34:31
 
screenshot of a forum post
2006-12-06 23:35:09
 
kacey is hot
2006-12-06 23:42:20
 
Everything about this screams 1. If you want to help max pay the bills, maybe sponsor a decent site? I can think of plenty that could use a little love.
2006-12-06 23:46:06
 
holiday acting?
2006-12-06 23:53:07
 
Yum...Kacey... If she were my sister I'd be doing some family business!
2006-12-06 23:55:11
 
Awsome. Thanks for sharing this horribly awkward story.
2006-12-06 23:55:20
 
lmao
2006-12-06 23:55:45
 
Thanks for sharing
2006-12-06 23:57:48
 
PWNT
2006-12-07 00:06:39
 
This calls for a 4
2006-12-07 00:09:42
 
Fake. Stupid. It's also just a forum post so it's uncreative. You're basically dying on all fronts.
2006-12-07 00:11:29
 
probably fake and just not really that funny, sorry and poor music choice too i think.
2006-12-07 00:12:02
 
If you're really serious about sponsoring a site to support max, at least sponsor a site that isn't sh*t.
2006-12-07 00:21:45
 
I'd still hit it.
2006-12-07 00:29:48
 
HOLY SH*T
2006-12-07 00:32:06
 
Congrats on making a site that actually conned me into listening to that damn song for more than 3 seconds...
2006-12-07 00:51:46
 
Watching a video of her. She's not that hot. So who cares if it's fake or not?
2006-12-07 00:53:27
 
Also, this kind of sh*t accounts for why I stopped visiting the SA forums a long time ago.
2006-12-07 01:03:19
 
lol, that's f*cked up
2006-12-07 01:16:22
 
Enough of the photos, here's some video. http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_bangbros/bmf764.html
2006-12-07 01:19:08
 
Hooooooolllllyyyyyy sh*t
2006-12-07 01:19:23
 
5 for SA
2006-12-07 01:21:07
 
also no one on here should join SA. 95% of the people here are not SA material. Just look at the ytmnd NSFW forums also known as FYAD-Lite.
2006-12-07 01:22:28
 
I f*cked up the URL. Here's the video again. http://trailers4.bangbros.com/monstersofc*ck/mc1185/trailer.wmv
2006-12-07 01:25:40
 
Yet another video. That pic came from this video. http://trailers2.bangbros.com/mrcameltoe/ct867/trailer.wmv
2006-12-07 01:26:14