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what flashed at me in the middle? am I gonna go jump off a cliff now or something?

nice

santajob.ytmnd.com explains how it is done

Win!

SANTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

it's funny because it's true

Well ya, it is impossible, UNLESS YOU USE MAGIC, f*ck tard. I downvote this humbuggery...

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How Santa does it: http://santajob.ytmnd.com (sfw, for all of you people wondering)

ah... EricJ2190 beat me to it.

santa died and was resurrected 2005 times by jesus christ

I loved the part about the reindeer bursting into flame from the air resistance.

Way to go, you transcribed an e-mail that's been floating around for the past five years.

+1

That's almost as ridiculous as: "OK, so there's this omnipotent and omnipresent being that punishes you for things that he willed you to do."

Really DvP84? Because I've never received an email about it, and I've been on the internet longer than 5 years. Actually, my teacher read it to us when i was in 4th grade (probably before you were born).

DvP84: Oh, and everything else on YTMND is completely original?

you, sir get all my internets

Title is misleading. This is very funny.

+1

you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks.

are you trying to say that Sant isnt real?

aren't christians just 15% of the population...not 85?

santa is real

+1

Ahaha.

nm...I read it wrong.

OMG SANTA IS XENU

Although i like to belive in santa this is well made you get 10,000 internets and a 5 good work

Yeah, my dad is amazing, isn't he?!

This YTMND is a reason why there should be a sixth star available to rank. Godlike.

This is amazing. Research ftw!

You forgot to mark spoilers.

So what are you saying? He might not be real? Pshh.

+1

That whole thing about the reindeer vaporizing made me laugh pretty hard.

HOLY CRAP!!!! WIN WIN WIN!!!!

at first i wasnt sure wether you where trying to prove wether he could or couldnt get al the presents to the houses, btu it became clear.

2'd for taking all of those statistics from Snopes.

-1 because you just took the info from a magazine, +1 for admitting you did and effort. Fix the flashing thing towards the middle, make it faster so it will actually work.

He has a time machine

5'd for not using the same sound as the other Unfunny Truths....

SANTAS HAT = +12 TO MANA, JACKET (SOULBOUND) = +500% MOVEMENT SPEED, BOOTS = 5% CHANCE TO VISIT DR-L337'S CHILDREN

Nice work. What if Santa had a fleet of extraterrestrial ships with inertia resistant gravity drives? Could he do it then?

F, Stopped watching after the intro. Why? because I can sense terrible YTMNDs.

f*cking win

He's f*cking Santa Claus. He can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

Simple solution: Santa Claus is magic. Idiot.

I laughed harder at this YTMND than any I've seen since "Fruity McGayGay". Congratulations.

all my internets are belong to you, sir.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

I laughed...and I shook like a bowl full of jelly.

Funniest god damn thing ev4r.

craaaaaaaazyzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Seems like someone didnt get that 2lb lego set...

Love it. Best Xmas site so far.

hardly un-funny

He has slaves to deliver them separatley

haha, i was just about to make an unfunny truth about santa claus...but this is better than anything I could have hoped to have made.

AWESOME

that was the best thing I ever saw...

Lol @ the 1/1000th flash in the middle.

merry xmas!

lololol Thats hilarious

holy sh*t, that is the best YTMND ever made, you're winner

I love the fact that you just scientifically disproved the exisitence of Santa. win

Santa is Iron Man.

Needs unfunny truth music.

pretty lame scootypuff, pretty lame

Santa looks just like my daddy.

OMG whoever did not give this a 5 is ignoring all the hard work put into this!

*yawn* every year... every website...

Best Unfunny site since the original.

GOOD JOB, MOTHERF*CKER, NO REALLY MAN, I REALLY AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR ABILITY TO CONVERT SOME OLD PIECE OF SH*T EMAIL THAT IS SENT TO ME EVERY YEAR BY SOME HYPERACTIVE F*GGOT WITH WEIRD CLOTHES INTO A GIF AND UPLOAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

"you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks." - wild09. He has it right, that was the only thing i laughed about in this YTMND.

Text is old, but presentation is well done.

So un-funny it's actually funny. All my internet are belong to yuo.

Go physics!

lol Snopes. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/physics.asp

Obviously. Santa HAX.

MAAAGGGGIIIICCC!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you get it? There are obiously a ton of santas out there. That's right, I said it. There are literally thousands of santas.

Winner.

snore

Santa is real I seen him

its good. should have used the original sound from the smoothmedia sh*t. the loop in this is too short and irritated me. howveer, it was a bunch to read, and since they were all gifs i couldn't have microsoft sam do it...

santa wears a red suit, scares kids, and his name can spell satan

HES MAGIC U F*CKIN SLANT N*GG*R JAP SLUT. DONT QUESTION SANTA OR ILL KILL YOU AND USE UR SKIN TO MAKE A CONDOM TO BANG UR MUM SO I DONT GET AIDS

haha, very nice. Change music though.

One word: Magic. Magic therefore nullifies any scientific data cause...duh...its magic. Santa has the ability to stop time and has that bag of toys that magically shrinks. I mean...hello? Magic defies all rules of logic and physics cause...duh...its magic.

Pure Genious.

Santa isn't in the Bible...

Yes he is in the bible In the King James Version of the Bible, Zechariah 2:6 says, “Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north saith the Lord:

Oh snap plagerism from a 5 to a 1.

The answer is simple: Santa is a Speedforce user! (DC comics fans will get this joke)

If you rearange the letters in Santa it becomes Satan, why would Christians want Satan to bring their kids presents?

Gold...

Whats that thing that flashed green on me that lasted about half a second?

See, this 'un-funny truth' was actually quite funny.

NOOO!! SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!11ELEVENTY

Kinda makes a small piece of me that died 15 years ago....Die again :(

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dontstopbelievin/male

Good stuff.

Ummm, Santa comes to our Nazi homes. Fix your error and you'll get a 5.

Good idea but it ran on WAY too long, the idea itself is funny and honestly I can't imagine a way to execute it with teh funny. +1 for not using the fad music... I honestly just feel like this this overrated for how it drags on and on.

Easy, he uses a time-dilation device, warping our perception of time. Santa probably lives in a hell we can only imagine, a perpetual Christmas errand run.

yea, but Santa stops time when he delivers presents. Forgot about that eh? Your YTMND has been pwnt. pts for effort tho

I don't care if this was taken from a magazine. The presentation was top-notch and added a lot more than what you get from reading a magazine. Great job.

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/santa.jpg

eye-opening

I died a little inside.

OW MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAH

5 for melting sonic boom reindeer

F*CKTARD !!!!!

I got this in an eMail a while back =P

I am shocked to see that people are actually upset that he disproved santa, just wait till God is disproven, that will be a riot.

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