FIRST

Second

what flashed at me in the middle? am I gonna go jump off a cliff now or something?

nice

santajob.ytmnd.com explains how it is done

Win!

SANTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

it's funny because it's true

Well ya, it is impossible, UNLESS YOU USE MAGIC, f*ck tard. I downvote this humbuggery...

-2

How Santa does it: http://santajob.ytmnd.com (sfw, for all of you people wondering)

ah... EricJ2190 beat me to it.

santa died and was resurrected 2005 times by jesus christ

I loved the part about the reindeer bursting into flame from the air resistance.

Way to go, you transcribed an e-mail that's been floating around for the past five years.

+1

That's almost as ridiculous as: "OK, so there's this omnipotent and omnipresent being that punishes you for things that he willed you to do."

Really DvP84? Because I've never received an email about it, and I've been on the internet longer than 5 years. Actually, my teacher read it to us when i was in 4th grade (probably before you were born).

+1

DvP84: Oh, and everything else on YTMND is completely original?

you, sir get all my internets

Title is misleading. This is very funny.

+1

you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks.

+1

are you trying to say that Sant isnt real?

aren't christians just 15% of the population...not 85?

santa is real

+1

Ahaha.

nm...I read it wrong.

OMG SANTA IS XENU

Although i like to belive in santa this is well made you get 10,000 internets and a 5 good work

Yeah, my dad is amazing, isn't he?!

This YTMND is a reason why there should be a sixth star available to rank. Godlike.

This is amazing. Research ftw!

You forgot to mark spoilers.

So what are you saying? He might not be real? Pshh.

+1

That whole thing about the reindeer vaporizing made me laugh pretty hard.

HOLY CRAP!!!! WIN WIN WIN!!!!

at first i wasnt sure wether you where trying to prove wether he could or couldnt get al the presents to the houses, btu it became clear.

2'd for taking all of those statistics from Snopes.

-1 because you just took the info from a magazine, +1 for admitting you did and effort. Fix the flashing thing towards the middle, make it faster so it will actually work.

He has a time machine

5'd for not using the same sound as the other Unfunny Truths....

SANTAS HAT = +12 TO MANA, JACKET (SOULBOUND) = +500% MOVEMENT SPEED, BOOTS = 5% CHANCE TO VISIT DR-L337'S CHILDREN

Nice work. What if Santa had a fleet of extraterrestrial ships with inertia resistant gravity drives? Could he do it then?

F, Stopped watching after the intro. Why? because I can sense terrible YTMNDs.

-1

f*cking win

He's f*cking Santa Claus. He can do whatever the f*ck he wants.

Simple solution: Santa Claus is magic. Idiot.

I laughed harder at this YTMND than any I've seen since "Fruity McGayGay". Congratulations.

all my internets are belong to you, sir.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

I laughed...and I shook like a bowl full of jelly.

Funniest god damn thing ev4r.

craaaaaaaazyzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Seems like someone didnt get that 2lb lego set...

Love it. Best Xmas site so far.

hardly un-funny

He has slaves to deliver them separatley

haha, i was just about to make an unfunny truth about santa claus...but this is better than anything I could have hoped to have made.

AWESOME

that was the best thing I ever saw...

Lol @ the 1/1000th flash in the middle.

merry xmas!

lololol Thats hilarious

-1

holy sh*t, that is the best YTMND ever made, you're winner

I love the fact that you just scientifically disproved the exisitence of Santa. win

Santa is Iron Man.

Needs unfunny truth music.

pretty lame scootypuff, pretty lame

Santa looks just like my daddy.

OMG whoever did not give this a 5 is ignoring all the hard work put into this!

*yawn* every year... every website...

Best Unfunny site since the original.

GOOD JOB, MOTHERF*CKER, NO REALLY MAN, I REALLY AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR ABILITY TO CONVERT SOME OLD PIECE OF SH*T EMAIL THAT IS SENT TO ME EVERY YEAR BY SOME HYPERACTIVE F*GGOT WITH WEIRD CLOTHES INTO A GIF AND UPLOAD IT ON THE INTERNET.

-1

"you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks." - wild09. He has it right, that was the only thing i laughed about in this YTMND.

Text is old, but presentation is well done.

So un-funny it's actually funny. All my internet are belong to yuo.

Go physics!

lol Snopes. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/physics.asp

Obviously. Santa HAX.

MAAAGGGGIIIICCC!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you get it? There are obiously a ton of santas out there. That's right, I said it. There are literally thousands of santas.

Winner.

snore

Santa is real I seen him

its good. should have used the original sound from the smoothmedia sh*t. the loop in this is too short and irritated me. howveer, it was a bunch to read, and since they were all gifs i couldn't have microsoft sam do it...

santa wears a red suit, scares kids, and his name can spell satan

HES MAGIC U F*CKIN SLANT N*GG*R JAP SLUT. DONT QUESTION SANTA OR ILL KILL YOU AND USE UR SKIN TO MAKE A CONDOM TO BANG UR MUM SO I DONT GET AIDS

haha, very nice. Change music though.

One word: Magic. Magic therefore nullifies any scientific data cause...duh...its magic. Santa has the ability to stop time and has that bag of toys that magically shrinks. I mean...hello? Magic defies all rules of logic and physics cause...duh...its magic.

Pure Genious.

Santa isn't in the Bible...

Yes he is in the bible In the King James Version of the Bible, Zechariah 2:6 says, “Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north saith the Lord:

Oh snap plagerism from a 5 to a 1.

The answer is simple: Santa is a Speedforce user! (DC comics fans will get this joke)

If you rearange the letters in Santa it becomes Satan, why would Christians want Satan to bring their kids presents?

Gold...

Whats that thing that flashed green on me that lasted about half a second?

See, this 'un-funny truth' was actually quite funny.

NOOO!! SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!11ELEVENTY

Kinda makes a small piece of me that died 15 years ago....Die again :(

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dontstopbelievin/male

Good stuff.

Ummm, Santa comes to our Nazi homes. Fix your error and you'll get a 5.

Good idea but it ran on WAY too long, the idea itself is funny and honestly I can't imagine a way to execute it with teh funny. +1 for not using the fad music... I honestly just feel like this this overrated for how it drags on and on.

Easy, he uses a time-dilation device, warping our perception of time. Santa probably lives in a hell we can only imagine, a perpetual Christmas errand run.

+1

yea, but Santa stops time when he delivers presents. Forgot about that eh? Your YTMND has been pwnt. pts for effort tho

I don't care if this was taken from a magazine. The presentation was top-notch and added a lot more than what you get from reading a magazine. Great job.

http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/santa.jpg

eye-opening

I died a little inside.

OW MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAH

5 for melting sonic boom reindeer

F*CKTARD !!!!!

I got this in an eMail a while back =P

I am shocked to see that people are actually upset that he disproved santa, just wait till God is disproven, that will be a riot.

-1

Humbuggery rules. Yes, I'm a proud *ssh*le. Show this YTMND to your younger siblings or cousins this holiday season.

Forgot to vote, lol.

Every time a paragraph was finished, I expected something to jump out. For not scaring the hell out of me, but making me think you were going to, you get a 5. Also, the math was nifty.

He stops time AND he has clones. How do you like me now sucka?

You actually went through the trouble of putting all that down? Jesus, man. Go outside. Or at least download some pr0n.

I SEE WUT U DID THAR

Why didn't you just update your keywords and put in Christmas?

*SOB* YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS!

Rudolf has a red nose because of the joules of energy that is absorbed by it!

if his nose absorbed all those joules of energy, it wouldn't be glowing red, it would be glowing blinding white and emitting lethal amounts of gamma radiation

I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! thanks for this YTMND!!!!!!! 6 Stars!

santa physics analysis FTW.

beautiful. it's been a long time since i've laughed that hard at something from the internets.

liar, that was totally hilarious

*cries* Very well done. But... still... *cries*

santa is dead +5 u win

-1

There's more then one Santa.

Reindeer vaporizing always gets me

This rules. 5'd.

Everyone knows Santa can stop time. It probably takes him a thousand years to deliver them, but it's all in an instant to us...

Haha...excellent treatment of the "Unfunny Truth" format.

On a roll bud.

Ok, but santa is real

Also, all that sherry would probably leave him brain dead

Don't worry about HarrisonGantz downvoting this scootypuff. I upvoted it and got revenge for you: http://gantztruth.ytmnd.com/

NICE.

I got this in an email during the fifth grade. It's still hilarious.

You might want to consider the fact that if Santa had an unclassified species of Reindeer, he could very well be working in a sophisticated genetics lab. This might mean he has industrial strength for other projects, such as creating futuristic gadgets such as force fields and an inertial dampener. Considering the fact that there have been no sightings of his huge operation in the north pole, this suggests working "invisibility" tech (whether via cameras or light-bending materials) as well.

ScooterPuff: http://gantztruth.ytmnd.com

No NOOOOO yo ulied to me he is not dead is he zommbie? :(

i can't think of anything to say to that

Damn you, laws of physics!!!

Noo you a lie!!!!

You just got 5'd!!!

It's funny, it's true and it's christmas. You win!! (scary music, though)

You, sir, deserve a five. And good job not using the same "unfunny truth" music. lol, holiday spirit.

"Obviously. Santa HAX."..... lol!

Santa freezes time when all the children are asleep.

Santa Claus is an immortal magician that has mastered the occult in a way so that he can alter time so he gets to every single child.

Who gives a flip if this is old or not it's still pretty cool.

lol awesome. Yay for math destroying childhood dreams :)

Santa has a time machine

Clever!

like wtf dude... hes real just stop making sh*t like this

Oh man, that was hilarious.

lawled

I AM TEH DIES AFTER SEES DIZZEN HIZZEN VIDEOS OF TEH TRUF BOUT SANTA'S NUTS AND HOW THEY ASSPLODED IN TEH WINTARWONDARLAND OF HEBUZ AND XENA TEH WARRIORS PRANCAZZ!

I came

"santa died and was resurrected 2005 times by jesus christ" LAWL

brilliant

I understand now... but.. but.. what if there was... 2 SANTAS!

Aaaaaahaha, I'm showing this to all the children. :D

scootypuff you f*cking f*ggot why would you spend so much time on this sh*t

The laws of physics do not affect Santa!

I was wondering why Rudolph had a red nose.

haven't you ever watched the disney channel? santa can freeze time! still, 5ed.

A few points I need to mention. Firstly, this must have taken you bloody ages, get some friends :P. Secondly, have you not seen the Santa Clause Movie (The 1'st one)? This explains the issue somewhat... Thirdly, great effort - Somewhat funny and well worth 5. Merry Xmas...

TEKSOQP

Someone had way too much free time with a calculator.

awesomeness

way to ruin it for all the kids!

gold!

I give this five stars for simple ingenuity and the research that must've gone into it, whether first- or second-hand. Happy Christmas everyone! LOL!

HAHAHA, that's hilarious. I got this in an email a few times, but it's great to see somebody made a GIF about it. 5'd

i loled at reindeer/spacecraft reentry

flaming reindeer

An oldie but a goodie. 5 for edits.

A+

:0 F*ck you man. :(

R.I.P Santa

-1

magic

Been floating aroudn the internet for at least a decade, but good images sprinkled in.

This ytmnd is nothing but lies and damn lies...I hate you all!

Ever heard of a Flux Capacitor?

I don't think I ever LOL'd so hard in my life while watching a YTMND.

great imaging!

I don't know... it works a lot better as the e-mail forward you get every year. The Resident Evil 2 music takes away a lot of the humor you get when you read the forward.

Great

Wow. I love it.

NOOOOOoooo IT'S NOT TRUE!

It's a good ytmnd, but it broaches the unbroachable subject. Everyone knows it's done by magic. For example, Santa's elves are more of the Tolkein variety. Also, Santa is a graduate of Hogwarts, and is even older than Dumbledore himself. I'm pretty sure he's related to Sherlock Holmes, too.

I showed this to all the small children on my block.

haha gj

see this crap every year. i know it's scientifically impossible. but it's fun, the kids love it, and frankly i don't give a sh*t. here's a dollar twenty-five, and go f*ck yourself.

I'd 5 it, but I know the guy.

Wait... so you're saying Santa ISN'T real?! That's insane!

Um okay.... well whenever something like that happens.... a WIZARD did it!

Ive read this before. Santa is magic, duh.

he stops time, f*cktard

Props for not using the "unfunny truth music"

Anyone can make up statistics to support their claim, 76% of all people know that. Plus its f*cking magic you grinch.

SANTA IS MAGIC AND CAN DO ANYTHING you lose :)

The green flash says "This is only 1/10th of a second"

ooold

You should add some info about where he lives :)

5 stars for being awsome, -2 for dissing santa

Malarkey. I suppose next you will try to tell us there is no God; the earth is not dome surrounded by water; God did not impregnate Mary with his only Y chromosome; Jesus did not rise from the dead; and dogs can't look up.

worth the watch, excellent job scooty

lol me like

5'd for Tim Allen (and all the hard work too!)

You forgot about his time machine.

Magic.

Upholding the tradition of fine unfunny truth YTMNDs. Tragic.

F*cking owned. Science FTW.

Also, Christianity for the lose.

yeah well what if he had millions of elven slaves to deliver them for him?

88 MPH!!!!!!!

I laughed out loud about where it said "per second. each." Priceless.

Funny sh*t.

Wow. The first time I've ever seen Santa Claus vs. actual science. Thats pretty interesting too, yay for flaming reindeer!

f*ckin awesome

thats because its magic

This is so 5'ed!

actually, that is funny, quite funny

It must be all that damn Christmas magic!

This is copied nearly word for word. Even worse, it's friggin' old.

excellent job!

Ever heard of time travel!?!? GTFO!

WTF IS MY COMMENT

Multiple Santas, that's how. Where do you think all the mall santas go!?!?!?

congratulations for destroying the dreams of every hopeful child that has a terrible life and only can find happiness knowing one, jolly man cares about him. one other thing, everyone knows santa doesnt exist. It only takes someone like you to spend countless hours putting it into a YTMND as if you made some sort of scientific discovery. good jod, doosh. im going to save this to a flash drive, go take a sh*t on it, then watch the polar express.

4 for effort, but if you wanted to be original all you had to do was show a picture of a closet.

YOU. YOU ARE A DIRTY JEW LIAR. SANTA LIVES! SANTA ELVIS!!!!!!!

SANTA NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

omg, this is hilarious, a friggin must see up there with how to prank a telemarketer =D

Oh oh, it's magic, you knooooooooow...

WOW this is amazing i love how u did the math and stuff for all this. my favorite part was when it was like 'the reindeer will vaporize in 4.26 thousands of a second' LOL great site :D

-1 for reaaaaally old info. otherwise, nice presentation