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Site Title: The Un-Funny Truth About Santa Claus
Site Domain: unfunnytruthaboutsanta.ytmnd.com
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scootypuff
Created on: 2006-12-06 08:33:04
Image Origin: image by me - info by spy magazine
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2006-12-06 08:38:53
 
FIRST
 
2007-07-20 09:31:21
 
Second
2006-12-06 08:42:15
 
what flashed at me in the middle? am I gonna go jump off a cliff now or something?
2006-12-06 08:43:59
 
nice
2006-12-06 08:46:12
 
santajob.ytmnd.com explains how it is done
2006-12-06 08:48:26
 
Win!
2006-12-06 08:48:35
 
SANTA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
2006-12-06 08:48:47
 
it's funny because it's true
2006-12-06 08:49:18
 
Well ya, it is impossible, UNLESS YOU USE MAGIC, f*ck tard. I downvote this humbuggery...
-2
2006-12-06 08:50:16
 
How Santa does it: http://santajob.ytmnd.com (sfw, for all of you people wondering)
2006-12-06 08:51:18
 
ah... EricJ2190 beat me to it.
2006-12-06 08:54:36
 
santa died and was resurrected 2005 times by jesus christ
2006-12-06 08:56:32
 
I loved the part about the reindeer bursting into flame from the air resistance.
2006-12-06 09:00:25
 
Way to go, you transcribed an e-mail that's been floating around for the past five years.
+1
2006-12-06 09:38:19
 
That's almost as ridiculous as: "OK, so there's this omnipotent and omnipresent being that punishes you for things that he willed you to do."
2006-12-06 09:39:09
 
Really DvP84? Because I've never received an email about it, and I've been on the internet longer than 5 years. Actually, my teacher read it to us when i was in 4th grade (probably before you were born).
2006-12-06 14:02:16
 
DvP84: Oh, and everything else on YTMND is completely original?
2006-12-06 16:50:01
 
you, sir get all my internets
2006-12-06 16:50:37
 
2006-12-06 21:34:59
 
Title is misleading. This is very funny.
+1
2006-12-06 22:49:04
 
you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks.
2006-12-06 23:03:46
 
are you trying to say that Sant isnt real?
2006-12-06 23:04:34
 
aren't christians just 15% of the population...not 85?
2006-12-06 23:04:53
 
santa is real
+1
2006-12-06 23:05:01
 
Ahaha.
2006-12-06 23:05:47
 
nm...I read it wrong.
2006-12-06 23:06:12
 
OMG SANTA IS XENU
2006-12-06 23:07:03
 
Although i like to belive in santa this is well made you get 10,000 internets and a 5 good work
2006-12-06 23:07:59
 
Yeah, my dad is amazing, isn't he?!
2006-12-06 23:08:43
 
This YTMND is a reason why there should be a sixth star available to rank. Godlike.
2006-12-06 23:10:18
 
This is amazing. Research ftw!
2006-12-06 23:13:21
 
You forgot to mark spoilers.
2006-12-06 23:13:38
 
So what are you saying? He might not be real? Pshh.
+1
2006-12-06 23:16:03
 
That whole thing about the reindeer vaporizing made me laugh pretty hard.
2006-12-06 23:16:18
 
HOLY CRAP!!!! WIN WIN WIN!!!!
2006-12-06 23:17:17
 
at first i wasnt sure wether you where trying to prove wether he could or couldnt get al the presents to the houses, btu it became clear.
2006-12-06 23:20:00
 
2'd for taking all of those statistics from Snopes.
2006-12-06 23:20:41
 
-1 because you just took the info from a magazine, +1 for admitting you did and effort. Fix the flashing thing towards the middle, make it faster so it will actually work.
2006-12-06 23:22:01
 
He has a time machine
2006-12-06 23:23:56
 
5'd for not using the same sound as the other Unfunny Truths....
2006-12-06 23:24:35
 
SANTAS HAT = +12 TO MANA, JACKET (SOULBOUND) = +500% MOVEMENT SPEED, BOOTS = 5% CHANCE TO VISIT DR-L337'S CHILDREN
2006-12-06 23:25:38
 
Nice work. What if Santa had a fleet of extraterrestrial ships with inertia resistant gravity drives? Could he do it then?
2006-12-06 23:25:51
 
F, Stopped watching after the intro. Why? because I can sense terrible YTMNDs.
2006-12-06 23:26:33
 
f*cking win
2006-12-06 23:28:50
 
He's f*cking Santa Claus. He can do whatever the f*ck he wants.
2006-12-06 23:28:56
 
Simple solution: Santa Claus is magic. Idiot.
2006-12-06 23:29:03
 
I laughed harder at this YTMND than any I've seen since "Fruity McGayGay". Congratulations.
2006-12-06 23:30:01
 
all my internets are belong to you, sir.
2006-12-06 23:30:51
 
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
2006-12-06 23:32:47
 
I laughed...and I shook like a bowl full of jelly.
2006-12-06 23:33:32
 
Funniest god damn thing ev4r.
2006-12-06 23:35:06
 
craaaaaaaazyzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
2006-12-06 23:35:25
 
Seems like someone didnt get that 2lb lego set...
2006-12-06 23:36:36
 
Love it. Best Xmas site so far.
2006-12-06 23:37:25
 
hardly un-funny
2006-12-06 23:42:01
 
He has slaves to deliver them separatley
2006-12-06 23:42:22
 
2006-12-06 23:42:35
 
haha, i was just about to make an unfunny truth about santa claus...but this is better than anything I could have hoped to have made.
2006-12-06 23:45:08
 
AWESOME
2006-12-06 23:49:57
 
that was the best thing I ever saw...
2006-12-06 23:51:03
 
Lol @ the 1/1000th flash in the middle.
2006-12-06 23:52:08
 
merry xmas!
2006-12-06 23:54:21
 
lololol Thats hilarious
2006-12-06 23:55:14
 
holy sh*t, that is the best YTMND ever made, you're winner
2006-12-07 00:00:42
 
I love the fact that you just scientifically disproved the exisitence of Santa. win
2006-12-07 00:02:12
 
Santa is Iron Man.
2006-12-07 00:08:31
 
Needs unfunny truth music.
2006-12-07 00:08:53
 
pretty lame scootypuff, pretty lame
2006-12-07 00:09:02
 
Santa looks just like my daddy.
2006-12-07 00:09:28
 
OMG whoever did not give this a 5 is ignoring all the hard work put into this!
2006-12-07 00:09:37
 
*yawn* every year... every website...
2006-12-07 00:13:07
 
Best Unfunny site since the original.
2006-12-07 00:14:43
 
GOOD JOB, MOTHERF*CKER, NO REALLY MAN, I REALLY AM IMPRESSED BY YOUR ABILITY TO CONVERT SOME OLD PIECE OF SH*T EMAIL THAT IS SENT TO ME EVERY YEAR BY SOME HYPERACTIVE F*GGOT WITH WEIRD CLOTHES INTO A GIF AND UPLOAD IT ON THE INTERNET.
2006-12-07 00:16:35
 
"you forgot one thing -- Santa doesn't deliver presents to poor people... or blacks." - wild09. He has it right, that was the only thing i laughed about in this YTMND.
2006-12-07 00:16:41
 
Text is old, but presentation is well done.
2006-12-07 00:17:05
 
2006-12-07 00:17:15
 
So un-funny it's actually funny. All my internet are belong to yuo.
2006-12-07 00:19:13
 
Go physics!
2006-12-07 00:22:14
 
lol Snopes. http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/physics.asp
2006-12-07 00:23:46
 
Obviously. Santa HAX.
2006-12-07 00:29:20
 
MAAAGGGGIIIICCC!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-07 00:33:25
 
Don't you get it? There are obiously a ton of santas out there. That's right, I said it. There are literally thousands of santas.
2006-12-07 00:38:05
 
Winner.
2006-12-07 00:47:19
 
snore
2006-12-07 00:48:48
 
Santa is real I seen him
2006-12-07 00:50:33
 
its good. should have used the original sound from the smoothmedia sh*t. the loop in this is too short and irritated me. howveer, it was a bunch to read, and since they were all gifs i couldn't have microsoft sam do it...
2006-12-07 00:51:00
 
santa wears a red suit, scares kids, and his name can spell satan
2006-12-07 00:57:09
 
HES MAGIC U F*CKIN SLANT N*GG*R JAP SLUT. DONT QUESTION SANTA OR ILL KILL YOU AND USE UR SKIN TO MAKE A CONDOM TO BANG UR MUM SO I DONT GET AIDS
2006-12-07 01:06:36
 
haha, very nice. Change music though.
2006-12-07 01:08:33
 
One word: Magic. Magic therefore nullifies any scientific data cause...duh...its magic. Santa has the ability to stop time and has that bag of toys that magically shrinks. I mean...hello? Magic defies all rules of logic and physics cause...duh...its magic.
2006-12-07 01:11:21
 
Pure Genious.
2006-12-07 01:11:26
 
Santa isn't in the Bible...
 
2007-12-20 00:28:07
 
Yes he is in the bible In the King James Version of the Bible, Zechariah 2:6 says, “Ho, ho, come forth, and flee from the land of the north saith the Lord:
2006-12-07 01:11:54
 
Oh snap plagerism from a 5 to a 1.
2006-12-07 01:13:44
 
The answer is simple: Santa is a Speedforce user! (DC comics fans will get this joke)
2006-12-07 01:13:55
 
If you rearange the letters in Santa it becomes Satan, why would Christians want Satan to bring their kids presents?
2006-12-07 01:25:07
 
2006-12-07 01:48:54
 
Gold...
2006-12-07 01:51:28
 
Whats that thing that flashed green on me that lasted about half a second?
2006-12-07 01:55:39
 
See, this 'un-funny truth' was actually quite funny.
2006-12-07 01:57:55
 
NOOO!! SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!11ELEVENTY
2006-12-07 02:00:40
 
Kinda makes a small piece of me that died 15 years ago....Die again :(
2006-12-07 02:02:33
 
http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/dontstopbelievin/male
2006-12-07 02:03:05
 
2006-12-07 02:08:19
 
Good stuff.
2006-12-07 02:11:11
 
Ummm, Santa comes to our Nazi homes. Fix your error and you'll get a 5.
2006-12-07 02:24:01
 
Good idea but it ran on WAY too long, the idea itself is funny and honestly I can't imagine a way to execute it with teh funny. +1 for not using the fad music... I honestly just feel like this this overrated for how it drags on and on.
2006-12-07 02:39:28
 
Easy, he uses a time-dilation device, warping our perception of time. Santa probably lives in a hell we can only imagine, a perpetual Christmas errand run.
2006-12-07 02:40:35
 
yea, but Santa stops time when he delivers presents. Forgot about that eh? Your YTMND has been pwnt. pts for effort tho
2006-12-07 02:48:39
 
I don't care if this was taken from a magazine. The presentation was top-notch and added a lot more than what you get from reading a magazine. Great job.
2006-12-07 02:52:44
 
http://www.deiman.nl/weird/images/santa.jpg
2006-12-07 03:03:15
 
eye-opening
2006-12-07 03:08:30
 
I died a little inside.
2006-12-07 03:11:44
 
OW MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD HAHAHAHAHAH
2006-12-07 03:22:24
 
5 for melting sonic boom reindeer
2006-12-07 03:29:12
 
F*CKTARD !!!!!
2006-12-07 03:44:02
 
I got this in an eMail a while back =P
2006-12-07 03:46:53
 
I am shocked to see that people are actually upset that he disproved santa, just wait till God is disproven, that will be a riot.
-1
2006-12-07 03:46:57