awesome

WARNING: do not attempt to use product as a pacemaker.

+1

keep it safe buddy

Don't stick a four leaf clover in the back. Got it.

http://g99.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php This is real.

That four leaf clover thing gave me a laugh because it almost looked like "don't make your Wii smoke crack"

damn all my fav activities are banned

I have the Japanese GBSP manual. Funny stuff in there.

Funny. My favorite pic is probably using it as an ash tray or wrapping the wire around your neck.

Don't let your Wii smoke. He just quit.

some guy tried to give it luck

rofl

Why does that first guy have a star on his face? Do japanese people put stars on their faces... ?

Wiis dont get thirsty?

Manual for the wiitards.

as i have a wii this is infinitely funny

Beat ya to it bro: http://wiisafetyguide.ytmnd.com/

It appears you did, however, mine is a lot more presentable.

if your game disc cracks, don't tape it? why not? it's not gonna work either way at that point...

As for the source, it's "Woo Hoo" by the 5 6 7 8s.

Arrr...

Still, you can't beat "Wii bag is not a fun toy!!"

Do not throw out Wii. Do not eat IR cable. Do not tease leprechauns in your Wii system.

A Vonage commercial was on when I watched this.

Whoa a slideshow of these images I've seen all day, with music by..."Vonage"?

Are the japenese retarted?

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5. But mostly because of the comments

God damn there's some NSFW stuff on tonight! If it's not the site it's the username, lol! But anyway, the sheer excess of warnings that were not only warned about but animated is amazing.

You mean I can't have my Wii with orange soda? =(

WII ON HEAD!!!!!!!

The nintendo Wii is not a love toy. Do not expose the wii to angry snowmen. Do not put your wii in the trash and put a sign over it. Don't play it if you have a heart. Wires give you super energy signals that make you float. Do not bathe your wii in a puddle of urine. Seeing cords will make you tie up your tongue, do not do it. lol fantastic ^O^~

sh*tty music. LOL KILL BILLE

funny. funnier if there was an edited picture of somebody playing a ps3 with a red line through it

Well, Nintendo can only humor us SO much. Having a blatant PS3 diss would just be extra icing on the cake.

The fact that there are actually people so stupid out there that you would need to make this kind of manual is sad...but hilarious!

have some beer and cigarettes wii

"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboys

No clovers? Aww :(

warning: do not stick a four leaf clover in the console

"Manual for the wiitards." lol, fanboyism

so THAT'S what I did wrong

Some people are stupid. lol

do not allow wii to hump bookshelf.

the wii coughing did it for me

Don't pour juice on console. Thanks, you saved me from making a big mistake!

Awesome! Those are all the things I need to be doing to each of my friends who have Wiis ! Thanks for the advice ! :D

The f*ck?

lmao the best is the kid eating the cord ties

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII http://www.morenintendopls.ytmnd.com

wiiiiiiiiii

XD

I'd like to see a version with captions...

I JUST LOL'D ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD

i really hate this song, ever since it was in kill bill vol. it's been in like 17 different commercials and it's annoying as f*ck.

love it

send it to Jay Leno's headlines NOW!!

got me laughing at the 4-leaf clover and the pouring of the orange drink on it

Do the Japanese think their own people are retarded or something? LOL! 5

wtf lawl four leaf clover?

BEWARE: Retarded women armed with the Wii controller WILL slap nerds in the face with a star.--Feet that come in contact the Wii controller WILL attack with the power of Thor.--Two strips of WHITE TAPE?!? Try Elmers glue.--Don't let the Wii play with antagonistic bags of pillows.--Cyborgs: do not insert buzzsaw into Wii.--Persian snowmen hate the Wii, as do mutant toasters.--Books=no, Wii=yes. Do not mix the two.--Feet that come in contact the nunchuck controller WILL attack with the power of Thor-

¡Soy yeyo!

The Wii will not give you a sense of fashion. Yes, it does make you look fat.--No Kel Mitchell doesn't live in your Wii; and you can't lure him out with orange soda.--Do NOT play the Wii on Valentines Day; get a grilfriend for christ's sake.--The Wii quit smoking, don't tempt it.--The Wii demands only the finest quality silk blankets, not the crappy synthetic ones you have--Four-leafed clover?--Chicken boy wpuld not look good in a hat.--Don't let chicken boy eat the "candy"-They suck, but can you do better?

Fabulous.

Ah, but I want a chain-smoking Wii : (

I like the clover one.

OH NO YOU USED THAT SONG ARRRRRRRRRRRRR NOW IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! ;_;

sh*t, i thought that those little holes in the back were made for sticking clovers in, i gota go see if that's coverd by the waranty.

dude this is like a what not to do to ur kid manual, not for a wii. not too bad sir.

5 for the kid about to put the plastic bag on his head

wow lol

rofl

err, not funny

aewwafsdvsad

Funny, but I'm gonna have to keep the rating down until the Vonage music disappears.

put bag on head

+1

Yeah, well some people are kinda special and need things like that.

some people would justify 1'ing this by saying it took no effort -- effort doesn't matter, nor does this site's lack of it == it's just f*cking dumb

If my kid looked like that, or was Mexican, I would ENCOURAGE him to chew on wires and play with bags.

+1

need to find a version of this song where they go 'wii' hoo.

Don't give it cigarettes

Was gonna 4 it until I saw them deliberately pouring a full glass of liquid directly onto the console... if only I understood ancient japanese customs

i guess asian people aren't as smart as we thought

Wait....no sticking lucky 4-leaf clovers into the vent on the back of the system? How else will I ever win a race in ExciteTruck???

"Do not tease leprechauns in your Wii system." Holy SH*T I DIED LAUGHING AT THAT.

+1

^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.

lol, common sense and wii = instant 5.

Needs captions. Still 5 though.

Hahhah that was awesome! Fantastic! Awesastic!

Wii's are already lucky enough. They don't need your clovers.

This Japanese Wii manual sh*t has been done by people all day and making it a slideshow doesn't make it any better or funny.

I need to get me a Wii, too bad it's sold out everywhere around me.

Putting the four-leafed clover in the Wii is worth five stars by itself.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

seen these all day

The "Do not throw this piece of crap away" got me LOL'd

WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD! WII, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HEAD!

u beat me f*ck

crazy chinks

lawl

WARNING: PUTTING DISK IN MAY CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH!

This site gave me the idea for mine. No other site can claim they did. I return your salutation.

Who linked this onto CollegeHumor?

You always have been a trendy bastard, you know that?

F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST! F*CK THE Wii! F*CK THE XBOX 360! THE PLAYSTATION 3 IS THE BEST!

-1

COOKIE 4 U ^_^

tut tut tut, you wiitards. I bet you someone's sued Nintendo for those things actually happening.

JR5600 is a prime example of fanboyism, not to mention the only site he has on ytmnd is of halo.... anyways i lawled

Do not attack your wii with snowmen and robots. He'll totally freak out.