Lol i sued to watch that show on nickelodeon when I was like 3

Plow threw the stone wall.

+1

i knew it!

5d for Monica.

LMAO, you win

Saw it coming, sorry.

-1

Only Olmec knows how to turn me on.

+3

lmfao

LMAO

I can't believe she has all of that in her Virgina!!!

Good use of Olmec.

hahahaha, "if you press in the right tongue"

+4

starsucker beat me to the punch.

roflamosoarrjalofdlajrofl

saw it coming

lol cave of size.

Push in the right tounge?

lol "decend into the mine shaft"

+1

lolimho:)

omg i couldn't breath. that show used to be a guilty pleasure for me as a kid

F*CKING 10 omec is a g

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i love this

Gooooood sh*t. But take female out of the title.

plow through the stone wall irl

Holy crap...wait...so I go through the cave and out the other end...pass, that's too much astroglide for me.

Pretty much

MINE SHAFT LOL

Wow. That made my day. LotHT is where it's at.

i always used to watch lefgends of the hidden temple

that show is racist

THE SHRINE OF THE SILVER MONKEY

+1

yes

OMG, that is soooo true when my wife is near her period.... It's such a damn hassle to get some!

Predictable? Maybe. Still funny as hell though.

I love it when girls have tight sundials that I can spin.

What model is that BTW? Monica who?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Thank you for the instructions.

It's not that easy.

Female G-Spot? There's another kind?

olmec knows everything

ZKOMG

lol bring back memory

Bellucci

Joke, girl, Olmec, so many things to five here!

Win!

predictable

NSFW TAG NEEDED

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The hotness...

I'm sorry. It made me laugh.

I knew it as well! Still 5'd! Amazing.

haha, thats where it is, all right

1 inch up bellyside

^_^ Jesus.........

5 for olmec

Olmec censored pr0n... another raped childhood memory.

I totally saw this coming and its STILL worth 5.

"if the elevator is up, you could descend, and jump into the mineshaft"

+1

lol, predictability

LOL the spiders lair...

5'd for Monica and good gag

haha this is great

5'd because that is one of my fav pics evar

or just point your fingers down to the left

Rolf! f*cking ace

HAHAHAHA!

-gen0cide said " Lol i sued to watch that show on nickelodeon when I was like 3 "

lol

a direct rip of http://wheresthenub.ytmnsfw.com/

5'd, that's exactly how you find the sh*t

wow i never thought how dirty that was

Classic

Clever.

Great

Very funny very clever. Olmec fad could be possible.

Olmec found my G-Spot! :O

5d for just because

I lawled as soon as I saw the picture... "spin the sun dial" "may take you below, or lead you into the shrine of the silver monkey" (you get down, or you get some alone time with your monkey) "if the elevator is up, you can jump in and decend to the mind shaft"... so many lols

five for push in the right tongue.

O rly?

Where the f*ck is the silver monkey?!?

i lawled

Too much win for one tymnd to handle

sheer genius

hahaha awesome

lol very good

^_^ I lawled. You get a 5, it tastes like a cookie.

All the good stuff has /b/een done before...

amazing. now if olmec only knew how to make them stop spending my money, he would be god.

Ok I went to a corner and slipped the girl on the corner I thought was the cutest a Fifty. I followed Olmac's instructions untill I plowed through the stone wall. After that I a hard time finding the key that leads to the Tombs of the Anchient Kings that would take me into the Spider's Lair. I need help!

Rofl...I remember that show.

Push in the right tongue FTW

If anyone makes it, it'll be the silver snakes.

i miss that show man.

omg, you are king among kings

I know sometimes it seems like some great mystery- but some chicks are just damaged goods right off the assembly line. They don't feel, they have enough trouble getting themselves off- they're dead inside. Finding the G-spot is easy; it's finding a girl that doesn't just think of her cooch as a leverage broker that gives her "strange" sensations- that's the problem.

hurrrrr

lol for "cave of sighs" and the spider's way

"They don't feel, they have enough trouble getting themselves off- they're dead inside. " They're still useful. Black Gangbangers 5 (or insert Ron Jeremy instead) wouldn't be possible if there were no hoes like this.

GENIUS! /now, if only there were more than 3 YTMNDers that could get laid...

omfg. That is just hilarious... climb up the ladder or plow through the stone wall XD

hahaha!

it's pretty good, i just dread when dr1337 gets a hold of this

lilsis - "a direct rip of http://wheresthenub.ytmnsfw.com/" Yeah, but the G spot is harder to find =)

YES! A 'How to' that's not rigged and makes sense!

5 for a multitude of reasons. Dr-L337 should 1 this.

It's all true. Good pointers there, bubs.

"Crawl into the pit of despair" FTW

it's really really hard not to 5 olmec sites, even if the image is this bad

Or go in 2ins and up..

winwinwinwinwinwinwiwinwinwinwiwnin

you win!

So obvious and yet genious.

I agree with darc. Finding a girl's G-spot isn't that hard.

ftw

genius

lol...spin the sundial

SMOOTH DUDE!

i should have known

A+

hahaha

I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW. THAT ROCK THING SCARED ME. :(

Descend to the mine shaft, climb into the spider's lair, then go to the cave of size.

Hahaha..so true...

Ahahahahahah

K, had to chuckle when i saw it ^^ Oh, and to the guys... men have a g-spot as well... it only requires something up your arse (so it's not really interesting)...

HAAHAHAHAHHAAHAA

i think i found it!

One of the few predictable fads that I laugh at every time.

maybe it was the Miller but last night this was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Good to see the top viewed alittle more varied. Great job

Monica bellucci? 5. Olmec? 5. fappidy fap fap fapfap? 5. YUO IS TEH WINNAR!

...why didn't i see this coming?

shrine of the silver monkey indeed

lol

I was gonna fav it..but just have a 5 anyway.

Oh...my...God...

shrine of the silver monkey

Actually the g-spot is about one inch in just behind the pubic bone and it usually can be found between on the right left or center of that area. it can easily be reached by the middle finger. Every girl is different thats why it pays to do your own f*cking research. It's not that hard to find it. Quit being little pussies and get your *ss down there and don't come back up until you get results you puny waste of flesh!!!

yep. Shrine of the Silver Monkey. pwned.

Haha, this is hilarious. Good job man. But for a suggestion, take away Olmec's pic to make it more seem like instructions.

XFD

PUSH IN THE RIGHT TONGUE!

ROFL awesome.

win on so many levels

I love how he says "Pass"

Shrine of the silver monkey FTW.

Win.

hahahaha success Pit of Despair

LOL Lots of work :(

ah the memories of the good old days, but i always hated that show

hilarious

I can never get the silver monkey assembled in time :(

GREEN MONKEYS FOR THE WIN!

‘Lotta “ifs” in there, Olmec.

awesome

I love this!

haha i totally saw it coming, but funny nonetheless

untold win!

This brings back memories...

very clever

WHAT IS THIS SH*T AND WHY DO I HAVE A BONER?

I think most men fail when they reach the shrine of the silver monkey

I'd like to visit her mine shaft.

Aw the pit of despair! I hate that part!

XD, "Crawl into the pit of despair".

5'd for monica belluci, i'd descend into her mine shaft.

hahah

I think....PMSQueen needs to understand that this site is a JOKE. As in, not intended to be a REAL tutorial to finding the g-spot.... o_O

I see no silver monkey shrine.

HILARIOUS!

HAHAHAHA!!!! This one wins at the internet

Hahhah, turned the Olmecs speech into a stream of euphenisms.

Bahahhaaa. So banal and boring, yet so dirty.. 5! I almost -1'd for a lack of an audio source.. olmec just pulls up lots of information about mythology, I want to know what game this is from. heh.

haha awesome

won! 5 fav'd

rofl

now thats just damn funny.

OWNAGER: "Bahahhaaa. So banal and boring, yet so dirty.. 5! I almost -1'd for a lack of an audio source.. olmec just pulls up lots of information about mythology, I want to know what game this is from. heh." It's from an old nickelodeon tv game show called Legends of the Hidden Temple. It was kinda like GUTS except it had an ancient mayan/aztec/incan vibe to it. I never could get those civilizations right.

5'd cause it's true

You're my hero.

I lol'd.

descend into the shaft... thats what i was doing wrong olmec ftw

LOL!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

mine shaft ftw

Who knew having sex was such a pain in the ass?

It is a long yet rapturous journey. You must first travel through the Depths of Hymen to reach the long lost sacred orifice that exists orrcording to ancient lore.

Hidden Temple+Monica=5!

OMG! LOL, OLMEC FTW!!!!!1!1!11

nahh, it aint that hard...

i cried

i was going to 1 this for being predictable, but the words are too perfect 5

Uncensored version please.

wow fantastic

haha classic

i didnt laugh

lol

This never gets old x'D

So god damn expected.

10 for Monica!!

My elevator is up.

5'd

hehehe

nice.

Win

haha

eh it was okay. lost the shock effect since ive seen plenty of these type of ytmnds before.

oh...my...god. wow. monica+olmec? 5 ffs

Sabrams87 "OMG, that is soooo true when my wife is near her period.... It's such a damn hassle to get some!" - tell your wife I'm sorry that you have NO idea of what a g-spot is.

fyve

I miss that show

WIN.

lol Plow through the stone wall

Push in the right tongue... ;)

BEST YTMND USE OF OLMEC. E V E R

True.

gold

Wow.... just wow

STOLEN! http://wheresthenub.ytmnsfw.com/

olmec FTW!

Now THAT was some funny sh*t ^_^

It's not that hard to find.

wtf?!??!? I followed the directions perfectly... my girlfriend just broke up with me!

omg hahahahahh

Frustrated? Learn not to care about it... and get yours... thats all that realy counts anyway...

thats right! specifics on ytmnd count!

Realm of the Pretender LOLZ

The "Shrine of the silver monkey", if you know what I mean....AND I THINK YOU DO.

Jeez, why bother? xD I seen her nekkid. No wonder she's covering up :/

roflmao

and climb into the SPIDERS LAIR...

nice. FIVE.

is it really that hard for you guys? no wonder you spend so much time on here...

I loled at the comments! darc wins the "depressing truth" award, and pmsqueen wins the "imsexualyfrustrated" award.

F*CKING WIN FOR LEGEND OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ho ho ho

Holy f*ck. That's why it's so hard to find!!11!1 How many times did he say "may"? I gotta try this on my gf.

lmao

This is completely f*ckin predictable, I mean, it's just an audio clip over top of the picture of some really hot chick... so, 5 stars, 'cause I'm all about the predictability and hot chix! Fukkin great concept.

HAHAHAHAHAHA beautiful! but its not that hard, i swear!

Find the key and it may unlock the tomb of the ancient keys...and go into the Spider's Lair.

the adam's apple ruins it for me.

-1

That sh*t was funny! Legends of the Hidden Temple = 5!

I'll bet they won't get to the end of that temple either.