ALL HAIL OUR NEW EMPEROR!

you forgot polend

An ultimately pointless YTMND... You created a 5-minute slideshow to tell everyone that the telemarketer phonecall has been top-viewed for a while and that this can't be changed. Great. Thanks.

Got the point in 30 secs...GTFO

This is the sort of bullsh*t that happens when people link YTMND's on "hay guyz lookit this" ebaum type sites.

Everyone contact the radio show where the prank came from and tell them that sites are making money off thier copywrited material. Get it deleted.

First of all, you mentioned that there have been people that complained. But what about the people who've praised it? liked it or say, fav'd it (after all, it has over a thousand of those). Second of all, if a YTMND of someone taking sound from somewhere else beats the ytmnd's that are : images from elsewhere, sounds from elsewhere - then thats fine. The only one in the top 5 that was really created was the emo song. 1'd, go outside

Sh*t this is worse then the apocalypse, ww3 and naked Oprah COMBINED. I'll camp out in my basement for the next month or two until this hopefully blows over, I've already disconnected my phone and stoked up on non-perishable food.

and 5

LMAO at the really long inevitable part.

blue ball is DOOOMED!

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Inconvienent Truth style? The internet is serious business indeed.

Blue Ball machine sucks though.

we really need to get rid of the telemarketer

5 for Stronghold and because I agree completely

Thought of this one... just too lazy to create any sites. Well done.

True

Why is the Blue Ball Machine so sacred? -1 for being too long/slow.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT PASSED THE PICARD SONG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT PASSED THE PICARD SONG =(

Maybe we could move the site and if it is really that popular it'll get 100k hits a day.

SO FCKING BORING

The guy that made that site should change it to gay porn. That would be internet ownage. Or he could just delete it for being a total douchebag that doesnt understand the concept of ytmnd. F*ck you f*ggots.

... teksoqp

why the hell is the text too high to read. I can only see the bottoms of th letters.

Um, we could all go mark the Telemarketer site as NSFW, that would slow traffic, wouldn't it?

Oh!! Easy, we report it to the original creators as a copyright violation!! Can you say, "Cease and Desist"?

honestly if NEDM was at the very end i would not be able to stop laughing, 5'd for greatness tho

Should've had NEDM at the end, or something with more dramatic flair/kick. Also, Max could shut that b*tch of a site down, no?

Yea being linked on sites and in chain mails

you forgot poland

Well... We could make another site and get it linked in google and then defeat this site.

0.0

he should change the site to something nsfw and not repost, for those 20k links. It's not like he made the audio anyway.

THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!

"ZOMG blueball is going down!!!111" Are people gonna die? So who cares? Get a life.

the truth!

not the greatest site, but it cant hurt too much to keep it up. keeps bringing traffic at least. its just another site we have to look at on our frontpage i suppose. itd be kickass if he edited the site though, ear-bleeding polend sound would be funny.

HowtoprankaTelemeerkater.ytmnd.com

I believe the total views of all time were reset when the new remodel was rolled out. That would mean HTPAT still has a bit longer to catch up to Blue Balls. Only thing we can do is let more people flock to YTMND.

I don't care for the blue ball site, but I'm sick and tired of seeing the telemarketer prank at #1 each day. Surely what he is doing is somehow against the rules...

Why doesn't whoever made the prank a telemarketer site just delete it and resubmit it, or something?

ALERT THE INTERNET

Very well done, but you forgot how Google works. When you search a phrase, it looks at all the websites that even have "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the page. It could be someone's Xanga saying "DUD OMFG I SW TIS OEN YTNDM TODAY IT WAS CALED How To Prank a Telemarketer". So the estimated 20,500 sites that are pulling in views aren't pulling in views at all.

blue balls > redneck getting pissed

although i totally agreee with you guys that it isnt funny, look at the bigger picture, 100000 views a day (if it truly is) means 100000 possible new donators daily to ytmnd, granted most of them wont like it enough to donate but even it a measly.00001% decide to donate that would be one new donator every day, now i know that even this is a fairly unreal possibility but still, the fact remains that 100000 views a day means 100000 possible new donators every day.

Blue Ball Machine sucks.

JUDEN

.... which is exactly why I made HowtoprankaTelemeerkater.ytmnd.com and used the name "How To Prank a Telemarketer"

Epic.

The music makes this YTMND, rofl. The Blue Ball Machine's days are numbered. The day of reckoning is at hand.

I usually get pissed off because YTMND is becoming power point or something. But I can back this.

I bet $5 to the person sitting next to me that this would wind up with a NEDM after "inevitable". ... Damn you.

GO BLUE BALLS GO!

NO. WE CANT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN.

Get over it. More hits = good for all of us. If you don't like it, don't look at it; it doesn't take up the whole front page.

yes

i really liked this... well made ytmnd. we must STOP this telemarketer BS...

Instead of whining, why not just make a YTMND that's better than the Telemarketer one and then promote the hell out of it?

"How to Prank a Telemarketer" may be hated because the author didn't put any work into it, but how does that make it different from any of the other top-five-viewed ytmnd's of all time? Earthbounder posted a GIF from SomethingAwful and added Pee Wee's Big Adventure music, Fendraki took an already existing song and added some images of EMO kids, and Sh*ttyMcSh*t took DarkMateria's Picard song and added a common image of Picard (so common it's in Weird Al's White and Nerdy Video). (cont'd)

Mowtendoo's "Batman: ualeualeuale" is really the only one that took a lot of effort of the bunch. Sphonix was the first to post the sound file from "How to prank a telemarketer", and Earthbounded was the first to post the GIF of the Blue Ball Machine. Was there this kind of hostility towards Earthbounder when he overook Picard and Batman?

Whoa... How to prank a telemarketer is in the Hall of Fame.

well it is inevitable now, it got hall of famed. so its not getting deleted. what annoys me now is people are STILL accusing Shponix of viewhacking. they refuse to understand that the huge amount of links the site has is getting it views.

we may be seeing spin off sites in the not so distant future, wonder what they will involve?

Oh no... It's passed picard song.... NEDM!

It's UNTHINKABLE that something this sh*tty has passed an all-time classic, the Picard Song. STOP HIM NOW!

You're right, there's nothing we can do to stop it. I just hope people coming to the site for the first time don't think HTPAT represents what YTMND is about, just because it's the most highly viewed site.

i fell asleep and woke up and this was still going

How to end the telemarketer issue? YTMND WAR!

OMG over reacting ftw. 2 for effort caring I guess.

who cares if it gets #1, welcome to the internet

But there was still hope. On the slopes of Mount Doom, a last alliance of Elves and Men fought for Middle-Earth.

My mom was sent the link by a chain email

-4 for effort +1 for effort

Jesus Christ.

Gratz ochocobo. your prediction is spot on... HTPAT is gonna be the MOST POPULAR ytmnd evar, ZOMG! It already is!!!! WTF!

never forget 12/21

You should post a picture of the inevitable future. ;)

Kill the site! All Hail the Blue Ball Machine!

there's got to be something we can do

Try to make the gif run slower, you almost held my interest

+1

very good.

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There's the "Absolutely nothing" again, lol

The Music builds up the tension. :)

+1

BAAAAAAAAAAAAW

-1

It's votes that count.

IF you take stupid bullsh*t like this so seriously, get a f*cking life.

It actually surpassed the Picard Song. And The Emo Song, and Batman: ualuealuealeuale, and the Blue Ball Machine. But, let's look at the bright side: How to Prank a Telemarketer doesn't get as viewed anymore.