Call me anything you want, motherf*cker. Make up childish stories about me. Spout some bullsh*t about how 'nobody would ever give a sh*t' about me. You tell me I've wasted my time (ten minutes here and there spamming the living sh*t out of you), when you waste far more time trolling about, downvoting, and thinking up "creative" insults than I ever have spent on this site.

So, you ignorant piece of sh*t, do you start to comprehend everything? Has the f*cking universe been clarified for you? Does my language fit closely enough with yours to where the point gets across that everyone on YTMND wants you to shut the f*ck up? If it doesn't, feel free to clarify to everyone on here whatever f*cking language will get that point across to you. Until then, enjoy the negative attention, *ssh*le.

HOLY SH*T MOTHERF*CKER DON'T CALL ME "JUVENILE", MAN ANYTHING BUT THAT!

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I must say, I'm quite underwhelmed by that response. In the immortal words of Sexymofo: "You fail, please try again. ^_^"

immature noob, probably in denial. first look at yourself before you sh*t on others~

Every minute you spend typing verbose criticism and replies is one less minute you can spend passing your genes along, so keep it up.

wow... don't be such a tool bro, appearently people found the site funny...just deal with it.

theplease = funniest thing to ever happen to ytmnd

theplease is Brian Peppers screen name? 0_0;

f*ggy short film

I'm sorry, but..this site didn't really take much effort..and you're a c*ckmongrel..so 1'd :)

And you smell, too!

You're a tool, and an unfunny tool at that. Go find a life and grow up a bit.

notepad != drama. get a life flamer

sorry but our pincess is in another castle

You are horrible at YTMND. Leave.

I like when people like you commit suicide. It's like waiting for a fireworks show! Seeing you rant and gibber and finally noticing there is nothing for you in this world. And then. Nothing. It's going to be sweet when someone finds out who you are like they did to Sexymofo.

HOLY SH*T MOTHERF*CKER DON'T CALL ME "JUVENILE", MAN ANYTHING BUT THAT! Thank you for that; I was feeling a bit sickish due to the 18 ounce, blood red steak I ate for dinner, but that managed to make me smile. Everything you have said so far, not to mention the manner in which you say it, reflects nothing of you but a purely infantile disposition and an insulting predilection. These are particularly tell-tale of juvenility; in fact, I estimate your (mental) age to be approximately equivilent to that of

True, but 1'd because /b/ is not your personal army. Sh*t, I mean YTMND.

the average first grader. Your language, however, is too colorful for that; I'd say that you're about, twelve, thirteen? Maladjusted and starved for attention, not to mention arrogant, irritating, and you have a serious inferiority complex. This explains why you attempt to degrade others in overcompensation for your low self-esteem. Also why you take such offense to the success of others( particularly Sphoinx), manifested in your habit of downvoting. There you go, free psychological analysis.

Best comments since inkdrinker.

I never knew inkdrinker on ytmnd however I agree with dante. also, comments brewed in holland.

You know...other people are having sex right now. It's something you'll never do.

another epic fail.

After reading all of your comments, I've come to the conclusion that you've malfunctioned beyond repair and should be taken back to your retailer for replacement/reimbursement. I apologize for any inconvenience this might cause, but we at InternetDoucheBags.com pride ourselves on only the highest quality flamers and spammers, and it pains us whenever one malfunctions to such an extent.

^That comment earned some fives for your sites.

Dantes, for the first time I actually read that steaming pile of e-sh*t that you call "wurdz" you posted and must say I'm quite amazed that you're such a f*cking idiot. First of all motherf*cker, don't say that I'm "starving for attention", bitch, because you obviously are aware of the fact that I neither read nor answer your stupid uninteresting bullsh*t, so you obviously keep posting here for the sake of everyone else watching you struggle in quicksands.

The fact that you're a f*cking tool for keeping it up is only reinforced by the fact that you posted a thread where you cried like a pussy on the nsfw forums, which not only proves that you're a stupid fool who has absolutely no idea what's going on but also that you have the need for serious help from your mother. Don't you understand how much I control your life, fool? If I keep up what I'm doing, there's no way you're going to ever go outside your room. Enjoy having your balls squeezed in a pinch bitch.

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picture, sound, text.

You infleunce my life, huh? I only log on here when I'm not with my girlfriend, building something, or reading. You can see that by my lack of YTMNDs. You, however, totally rely on having people present to insult and attempt to degrade. You might not seem so if you didn't throw "BITCH", "MOTHERF*CKER", or "*SSH*LE" into every sentence.

yeah, sometimes witty/total f*cking *ssh*le comments. Keep it up douchebag, lol nerd.

you no funny

this sucks worse than the sh*t I make!

^that was uncalled for

deal with it

wow, you fail at ytmnd.

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But the Sun shone upon the sleeping Earth and deep inside the brittle crust massive forces waited to be unleashed.

The seas parted and great continents were formed. The continents shifted, mountains arose. Earthquakes spawned massive tidal waves. Volcanoes erupted and spewed forth fiery lava and charged the atmosphere with strange gases.

Into this swirling maelstrom of Fire and Air and Water the first stirrings of Life appeared: tiny organisms, cells, and amoeba, clinging to tiny sheltered habitats.

But the seeds of Life grew, and strengthened, and spread, and diversified, and prospered, and soon every continent and climate teemed with Life.

And with Life came instinct, and specialization, natural selection, Reptiles, Dinosaurs, and Mammals and finally there evolved a species known as Man and there appeared the first faint glimmers of Intelligence.

The fruits of intelligence were many: fire, tools, and weapons, the hunt, farming, and the sharing of food, the family, the village, and the tribe. Now it required but one more ingredient: a great Leader to unite the quarreling tribes to harness the power of the land to build a legacy that would stand the test of time:

a CIVILIZATION!

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

I take it he was agreeable?

He didn't really have a choice.

Has he been infected?

Oh yes. Most certainly. When I mentioned we could put him on the priority list for the Ambrosia vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic.

This plague... the rioting is intensifying to the point where we may not be able to contain it.

Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them.

I've received reports of armed attacks on shipments. There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

Of course they're desperate; they can smell their deaths, and the sound they'll make rattling their cages will serve as a warning to the rest.

Mmm. I hope you're not underestimating the problem. The others may not go as quietly as you think -- intelligence indicates they're behind the problems in Paris.

A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.

We have other problems.

UNATCO?

Formed by executive order after the strike on the Statue. I have someone in place though. I'm more concerned about Savage. He's relocated to Vandenberg.

Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs, as is our electronic sentience, and their... 'ethical inflexibility' has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider.

The augmentation project?

Among others things. But, I must admit, I've been somewhat disappointed with the performance of the primary unit.

The secondary unit should be online soon. He's currently undergoing preparations and should be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on his progress. If necessary, the primary will be terminated.

We've had to endure much, you and I, but soon there will be order again. A new age. Aquinas spoke of the mythical city on the hill, soon that city will be a reality and we will be crowned its kings. Or, better than kings... gods!"

"Electronic surveillance hardly inspires reverance. Perhaps fear and obedience, but not reverance."

"God and the gods were apparitions of observation, judgement and punishment. Other sentiments towards them were secondary."

"No one will ever worship a software entity peering at them through a camera."

"The human organism always worships. First, it was the gods, then it was fame (the observation and judgement of others), next it will be self-aware systems you have built to realise truly omnipresent observation and judgement."

"You underestimate humankind's love of freedom."

"The individual desires judgement. Without that desire, the cohesion of groups is impossible, and so is civilisation."

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946.

1946, Mandrake.

How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh?

It's incredibly obvious, isn't it?

A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice.

That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...

Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed.

Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly.

Loss of essence.

I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake.

Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence.

I do not avoid women, Mandrake...

But I do deny them my essence.

Mutants. They were everywhere. Seems you couldn't fart without hitting one. They were coming Mostly from the Northwest, though.

You farted Northwest?

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Almira Gulch. Just because you own half the town doesn't mean that you have the power to run the rest of us. For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom.

A heart is not judged by how much you love; but by how much you are loved by others.

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

The wizard? But nobody can see the great Oz, nobody's *ever* seen the great Oz... even I've never seen him! Dorothy: Well then, how do you know there is one?

You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom and chuckled at catastrophe.

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

If you were truly a great wizard you'd keep your promises!

wow you've been at this all day kdark? I'm not going to bore you with another lecture. Read my review on your other site. I will repeat my final words though. Mend your ways child before it is too late!

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

You're an idiot. (just in case you didn't already get the idea)

This f*cking chump has wasted 3 hours of his life spamming this thread and he's not going to stop.

good^

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I can't bring myself to downvote everyone who downvotes it, because you deserve this 5 so goddamn much.

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It was more like one hour and about twenty minutes of spamming. Most creative messages I've seen spammed anywhere, too. Where was I... oh yeah. gtfo my internets.

thePlease you are the most incrediable man ever.

^ Very true. Credible derives from the latin word credere meaning "to believe"; credible therefore means "believable". More specifically, Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines credibile as: offering reasonable grounds for being believedIn-, as a prefix, means "the opposite of" or "not"; therefore incredible means "not believable" or "not offering reasonable grounds for being believed". thePlease offers no grounds for us to take anything he says to heart, neither his standings on "How to Prank a Telemarketer

, or his pathetic attempts at degrading those around him. thePlease is most totally and utterly incredible man ever.

ok downvoted

Just spectating. (bn_n)b

i puked.

Wait, so you flame people for sh*tty sites when you only make sh*tty sites?

you give me sh*t about making a screenshot YTMND, yet that's what this is. lol, you downvoters are a sad pathetic creature. Hated everywhere you go. GTFO

+1

COME ON BITCH DONT CRY

You're no inkdrinker

No one gives a sh*t about you. Go eat a fat dick.

this ytmnd is made of truth

^If by 'truth' you are refering to drugs.

lol if it weren't for upvoters this would be at a solid 1.

Gay

its funny because this nerd loses sleep at night becuase he cant stand the fact that other people are funny. Go get laid.

No. What's funny is it's exactly tools like you who leave stupid *ss comments like that who don't get laid. Or if you do, it's either with some fat ugly whore that no one else wanted or the same stupid bitch you've been with for over 2 years.

hahaha, dantes reminds me of that one doctor on scrubs...you know, the evil one.....

HAHA, YOU POOR LITTLE AIDS HAVING PIECE OF SH*T. YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH SH*TTY STUFF THESE DAYS MY FRIEND. I 1'D ALL YOUR SITES AS A GOOD FORM OF PUNISHMENT I MOST CERTAINLY HOPE YOU ENJOY. MEANWHILE, LEAVE THIS F*CKING SITE FOREVER AND PLEASE MAN, PLEASE ASK MAX TO DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. NOW GTFO

he called my ytmnd sh*t when its got 4 stars and his his highest rated ytmnd is 1.29 stars. please gtfo the internet and go die, it will do the world a favor, noob. and it doesnt matter if you downvote all my sites because they will still be higher then both yours combined. kthnx.

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nooooooooooooooooooo... you spammed my comments thread with 3 lines of words, whut ima do now ?????

omg, dis my fav site of al timez. i come heer evry day

ITS NOT LIKE THIS HASNT BEEN DONE 29823878734 TIMES BEFORE , YOU ANAL CAT F*CKING SH*T LICKING CONTEST PARTICIPANT GTFO WITH YOUR STUPID SH*T HOW MUCH TIME DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS FIND AN IMAGE ON GOOGLE, UPLOAD SOME PIECE OF SH*T SONG AND WRITE SOME BULLSH*T TEXT OVER IT WHAT A CORNY MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE WOULD SAY LIKE "LOL GOOD ONE, CHUM, THIS IS SO TRUE LOL" MAN GTFO OF HERE MAN GTFO

You're pretty f*cking stupid.

It's great to come here and watch everyone follow my example in ripping thePlease to miniscule shards of worthlessness. Thanks for the, um, compliment stonebadger. Now it's time for the main event: thePlease: You can downvote the sentient users here, and tell us in a vocabulary with fewer intelligible words than Lassies that How To Prank a Telemarketer is the worst thing since the Black Plague, but it doesn't make you any better as a person. It's not your opininon on the matter which reflects your total

intellectual incompitence, it's the matter in which you did it. There are other users who oppose that site, but they go about their opinion without insulting everyone withing a two mile radius. Their sites have average ratings of fours which, when held up to your ones, show that it's not the message. Grow up, get a brain transplant, and think of something to say without hitting the caps lock button or using a 'f*ck', 'bitch', 'gay', 'ass', or any others I may have missed. "Don't be a douche"--Jack Black.

*smirks with satisfaction at ALLLLLL the 1-stars* Hm. It's really funny. It appears that YTMND HAS SPOKEN, and it does not agree with you. Oh well. Don't take it personally; just learn the lesson that not everybody thinks the same way you do. If a site IS bad, people Won't vote for it. Case in point... yours. *shrug*

K... get rid of the sand in your vagina

Haha, 1'd go get laid, you 12 year old.

I guess you're one of the more interesting trolls we've had here in a while.

dear thePlease, who are you kidding? unf*ck yourself son. i tihnk its safe to say that you are starving for attention. well then. allow me to give you some. what is your problem? i bet your one of those 10 year olds who thinks his vocabulary is so mariculous because you swear like its your job. don't be such a c*ckjam. - JolietJake

HOLY SH*T MOTHERF*CKER HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE UNTIL YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT YOU STUPID *SS BITCH GTFO YOU'RE JUST AN INIMAGINATIVE CATF*CKER DEAL WITH IT IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DESERVE ANYTHING FOR MAKING THE 3977487834TH SITE OF THIS GENRE YOU F*GGOT *SS PIECE OF SH*T I 1'D ALL YOUR SITES AND I HOPE YOU LEAVE THIS SITE FOREVER, BITCH, PLEASE GTFO YOU WILL DIE ALONE MAN YOU WILL DIE ALONE

Best comments thread ever!!! Who would have thought nerds with no lives would be useful for something?

I give you credit for starting off in no caps . . . i can tell you tried REALLY hard. But umm~ You're not to cool yourself, so, you're DOWNVOTED. Owned b*tch get off YTMND -_- Also, Downvote my sites. I'm TELLING you to. DO IT B*TCH! When i tell you to do something, you do it, f*g.

For those who skipped the comments . . . This is the hell-honest truth about thePlease: Idiot. Doing a very good job of showing it, too. You really should read the comments, it's entertaining. I would've 5'd this for the comments alone, but i hate this kid too much to do that .

I really hope thePlease comments back becuase it's just so damn funny . Comment, fool, COMMENT. I'm telling you to, you will do what i tell you .

theplease.ytmnd.com

f*cking tools

Good, good. Do you see now. When i speak, you listen. When i command, you carry out. Just as a stupid "tool" should do.

f*ggot

Merry Christmas.

you're gay. you're gay. you're gay you're gay you're gay!!! also c*cks

LEETSAUCE!!!! WE MEET AGAIN!!!!

It hurts to know that thePlease is slowly becoming apathetic; he used to personally "respond" to most of the comments here, but now he just remains idle. Perhaps he has realized that he is losing, irreversibly; I doubt it though. I'm glad to know that, to some, I shall be remembered as one of the more, charismic commenters here. Definitely moreso than thePlease, who actually expected to get a following. A large thank you to those of you who appreciated my sense of dedication to the eradication of thePlease

and his brethren to leave me a message. I'd like to know of any other sites where my 'assistance' is requested.

I laugh because thePlease has obviously given up against the solid wall of 1's and raged comments. He has been reduced to ignoring comments and continuing his laughable existence of ignorant comments and senseless NARVing.

Look at you go! The more you talk the more retarded you look. 1'd for stupidity.

lol look at dantes trying to get me to pay him some attention with cheap trolling. I got some news for you my friend. All this talk sh*t you've been spewing for the last month, in the end, it's neither banning me, nor is it affecting me in any way. In the end, it's just one downvote and nobody gives a sh*t. Give it up already.

^OH THE IRONY. THE PURE, UNADULTERATED IRONY.

+1

... says the guy who spent at least one entire day spamming this comments thread.

What I'd give for a secret map of all the acct's. I hope yr actually max, just totally fed up with the monester he created. Your comments are the best in awhile.

quicksearch SSbrawlfan90 [ - options - logout ] HOME | SITES | USERS | ABOUT | FORUMS | WIKI | CREATE A SITE | PROFILE * thePlease * favorites * votes * comments * lists Currently viewing thePlease's vote info: thePlease has made 1272 total votes with an average rating of 1.64 Vote Spread 1 star 1059 2 stars 10 3 stars 2 4 stars 4 5 stars 197 Activity Spread Today 1 Yesterday 1 This week 1 This month 1 Older 1 site vote average ? Grown up Stephanie bakes a pretty cake! (1)1 star (3.90) 3.9 stars (149 total) ? White Christmas (1)1 star (4.10) 4.1 stars (191 total) ? Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. (5)5 stars (4.00) 4 stars (195 total) ? You don't make heroes out of warlocks! (1)1 star (4.10) 4.1 stars (145 total) ? louvre the man now dog (1)1 star (4.00) 4 stars (249 total) ? Malcolm Touches Grant (1)1 star (4.10) 4.1 stars (197 total) ? IVE GOT A MANGINA!! IM OLD GREG!!! (1)1 star (3.90) 3.9 stars (248 tot

it only took me an hour to spam those comments. I had some time to kill between classes at college and I was looking up cool quotes. And then I saw this horrid site and decided to have some fun...

lol, sites about you have higher ratings than anything u have done...

Mine is the one vote that will eventually save YTMND from downvoters like you.

commit suicide,

Bwaha. You got your spammers mixed up. I didn't spend more than a total of maybe thirty minutes spoonfeeding your own bullsh*t back to you.

You are quite possibly the most retarded person I've seen who lacks any clear train of thought or logic behind their actions.

SH*T ON MY SH*T YOU SH*TTY C*CK SH*T!!!!!

Attention whore. And 1'd cause I can.

"A large thank you to those of you who appreciated my sense of dedication to the eradication of thePlease" Welcome brother!

"*SSH*LES, DO NOT DOWNVOTE THIS, UPVOTE THIS PLEASE" ok, downvoted

A: You made a YTMND who's sole purpose was to get people to downvote another one. B: You didn't even put in a url, I have no idea which one you're talking about C: YOUR TITLE IS IN ALL CAPS Downvot'd.

"MINE PROMOTES LEADERSHIP AND ATTACHMENT TO A CAUSE SO IN THE END IT BRINGS PEOPLE 2GETHER BY THE WAY OF PLAYER HATING, BITCH" - I believe Hitler said similar words.

you suck at life, kill yourself now

You're retarded. Don't hate because your entries all suck ass.

By looking at this site, I have come to two conclusions: 1) you have tourette’s syndrome or a very poor vocabulary, and 2) you believe that insulting people will rally them on your side. Oh, and yes, YTMND is definitely supposed to be a serious site, full of serious subjects, and all around seriousness. Sorry bub, but I am about to downvote this gay and sh*tty site (your terminology comes back to haunt you)...

All the nerds are crying because it's the end of an era, eh?

I didn't watch this piece of dog sh*t either, LOL.

F*ck you.

You stupid piece of sh*t nazi.

-3 for sh*tty -1 for being extremely snotty.

at least inkdrinker had a personality...you are just an attention whore that nobody likes :(

Bitch.

Guess what? I still haven't seen this crappy site! LOL!

Epic pile of sh*t.

You suck, no stars, kill yourself Furf*g.

YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS

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Oh my! The site itself meant nothing to me, but after reading some of these retarded comments! (including your own)... I just couldn't leave without giving a 5.

I mean I WOULD have given a 5 if the damn site would let me. Ah wel...

Come on guys don't be a bunch of pussies. I've done the "I would vote 5 but the site wont let me" line like 10 billion times. It doesnt work. It doesnt piss me off, it doesnt do sh*t so just quit it.

I think you're wrong, thePlease, I think that YTMND has figured what this is and has grown artificial intelligence. It makes it physically impossible to vote a five on this; it assumes if you vote a five, it's either an alternative account by you, or an accident.

Nope, working!

YOU R A GAY F*GET HOMOSEXUIL N GO F*CKING IN HAVE SEX WITH A MAN U F*GET!

:(

lulz

I'm not gonna do that just because of votehacks, dumbass. Also, if someone JUDGES YOUR 3 YTMNDS CORRECTLY and gives them ones, there's no real reason to downvote all their sites.

this site will be killed

Wow, way to put together random stupid bullsh*t and get people to upvote your sites out of the sheer power of laughter, and getting people to appreciate a twisted sense of humour. Funny as usual, I really like you and I hope you rescue orphans from a fire. The preceding message has been brought to you by the sheer compulsion of a member of the community to identify with just about anything. Wtf is he doing?

right so.... lets listen to the downvoter that calls everyone f*ggots... im down

A: your an idiot for downvoting Syncan who created and made this YTMND what it is today. B: its not in top voted. its in top viewed. so by going to Prank a Telemarketer, your just adding another view thus contributing to how long it will be in the top viewed of the day. to make it easier for you: downvoting, dont do sh*t for anyone. stop failing. because your YTMNDs are not funny either.

There you go again! So now you're going to go ahead and have OTHER people downvote FOR you?! How To Prank a Telemarketer is a Good site. it's funny, and that's its purpose. No, I dont think it deserves to reign so high under the "top viewed" catagory and Yes, I do wish it wasn't up there all the time...but nothing justifies trying to get OTHER people to downvote a site for you. Plus, you're a dick and we all hate you.

look, okay, I'm sorry. I may have been a little harsh on you. I actually feel bad for you...it must suck being downvoted all the time by everyone because you downvote everybody. I'll two this but I really think you should think again before you go ahead and downvote someone else. I'm sure if you were a bit nicer to people then they'd all be nicer to you, too. I'm really sorry you have to go through all this.

^OWNED!!!

youre a f*cking idiot, learn2grammar

Complete and utter sh*t.

thePlease is probably a mild mannered sunday school kid, but when he gets on the internet, he becomes THEPLEASE - HARDCORE TO THE END. Do us all a favour and stop typing 'ytmnd.com' into your browser, or nip the problem in the bud and kill yourself.

PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!

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1'd because i clicked on the jet but didnt receive my xbox :( U EVIL LIER!!!!!

Sorry mate, I'll try to fix it.

f*ck you

Down vote me!

The word 'set' has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

This might be good. It might not be, I don't care I 1'd all your sites. I'm Doing it because you did it to me. And this is crap.

I dont know if you noticed it, but today, HTPAT wasnt on the front page

Great stuff.

Wow, you're f*cking stupid.

lol, downvote

Retarded. You came short n*gg*. I guess it's just because you're a gay pineapple.

You Fail!

ok.. this is really simple people.. he took a ytmnd that he already knew everyone was sick and tired of.. and a light bulb started to flicker above his head which gave him the half-assed idea to try and start a movement only to gain popularity among fellow ytmnd-ers.. and failed miserably.. i mean seriously ''thePlease'' why are u still defending this?? did u see how many negative comments and 1's you got?! mission failed, buddy.. let it go!!

+1

lol.

lame.

You really need to introduce vagina into your life.

terrible

1:16 The appearance of the wheels and their work was like unto the colour of a beryl: and they four had one likeness: and their appearance and their work was as it were a wheel in the middle of a wheel.

I registered just to downvote you.

I'm genuinely flattered.

wow, this is really funny. the comments, not your site. nice try, pal!

seriously, did you use the notepad for dramatic effect?

Ahaha, man. You have no social skills whatsoever. It's that funny. I mean, how much of an anti-social person do you have to be for it to carry over THIS well to the internet.

WAAAH I R ANGRY ON TEH INTERNETS! I 1 ALL OF YOUS!1!111 BLARG! U IS DUM AND U IS NOT FUNNY BLARG CUSS RANT BLARG!

:)

HEy PleAse, downvote MY sites LOL

I hope you die in a f*cking fire you piece of sh*t.

Dude dont be an *ssh*le.