I tried the first on the list, but failed because my car broke down. I'm going to kill myself :'(

I would like this site to stay up for a bit because its an issue which needs to be addressed.... but thats up to the ytmnders

Before acting like an idiot, read this. http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/suicide.html

:'(

didn't know YTMND was full of emos

List complete... now what should I do? Guess the only option is to kill myself.

What about "dance to the rythm of lead"?

what about killing other people... that usually cheers me up

WHATS ON PAGE 124???

"I would like this site to stay up for a bit because its an issue which needs to be addressed" i didn't know suicide was on that list?

i made a BLT. i made lots of BLT's. adn i ate them. All of them. Now evreyone haqtes me because im fat, and i have all the more reason to kill myself. thanks a LOT, *ssh*le.

I HAVE CANCER

There is so many things to do in this world! How can someone think of killing itself?

roq said it best. Also, suicide is the rational result of a person deciding that, given the option of living or not living, they choose the latter. The world isn't guaranteed to be a nice place. In fact, most people are so incompetent that it is incredible that it is even possible to be happy in a sea of idiots. Yet, people keep having kids and making them face the question: Is my life worth living? That's a tough question to force on anyone, and it is forced on everyone. Don't have kids.

F*g site.

or, you can just kill yourself.

Excellent m8, but beware the incoming horde of pimply dickless little kids who find dr-l337 funny and will inevitably downvote this into oblivion

yay anti-suicide message ftw!

uh btw...you forgot masturbation on that list.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Aww. This is very nice. ^_^

Oh noes! I is unhappeh! **wristslit** Kinda pathetic when you think about it... Damn funny ytmnd though.

If you want to commit suicide that's your own problem, but I wouldn't say it's an "issue that needs to be addressed" on ytmnd.

+4 for having nothing to do with myspace suicides or Simple Plan.

HAHAHAHA "organize your own mock funeral" just pretend your dead

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’99 If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience…I will dispense this advice now.

suicide controls the population of emo kids

also, NG audio portal? go f*ck yourself

This should be linked to in response to all the "kill yourself" downvoters.

this is f*cking gay

First - im not an emo of any sorts, Im just a guy. Second, i like using sounds from the NG Audio Potral to promote great artists. In case you want to view his other music - go here http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/view.php?id=1124957&sub=34543 . I dont think he is submitting to newgrounds anymore. Note I understand that not everything you could do is listed on this list, but its a start - and if i listed everything that I could think of - too big to put on ytmnd.

well done.

emos take note

MAKE A BLT.

I'm in favor of suicide and death. Less people means less wasted space. Everyone is worthless. Suicide is a permanent solution to all of life's problems.

Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.

Awesome in the way that is not macho.

This site is lame. Kill yourself.

I'm currently suicidal so thanks for this YTMND T_T

Heh. :) Thanks. I haven't felt the best lately (no, NOT in the kill-self way, just in the I don't feel good way), and this (and the beautiful music) put a smile on my face

Uplifting.

This YTMND made me want to kill myself.

LOLOLOL THANKS!

The handwriting is kind of hard to read, aloso make the sound clip a little bit longer.

Thank you for making this. My friend committed suicide 2 years ago and he was NOT emo at all. He was probably the happiest person I knew, but he was taking the wrong medication.

Someone should have shown this to the MySpace dude. Bwahahahaha, try the veal, folks, I'll be here all week. Seriously though, this was a good one.

5 for being a very thoughtful ytmnd. May it forever stay at the top.

+5$ for awsomeness

-1 for bad music

Nope. Gonna kill myself anyway.

^^ Yet, my life goes on! horray!

f*cking emo

I wanted to incorporate the whole song but if you want the whole song its on that NG website. The file is 3meg in mp3 format - tried various ways to make it smaller, but you cant really do that without losing quality on this sound.

this must be old. someone solved the X^n + Y^n = Z^n for no integers over 2 proof in the mid 90s.

Good thing I am taking Prozac instead of following this list.

sound could be better... This should be hacked onto every myspace page.

After reading through it, it appears to be from http://www.lostsoulcompanion.com/.

Add NEDM and I'll give this a 5.

100% support this.

Updated sound to make it more like original - originally cut it to mono and 8 bit to cut file size, but left it stereo and 16 bit to increase quality (although file size is 0.78mb now)

bah the quality is better now the loop sounds worse... meh i think ill just leave it like this.

Was finally able to select an excerpt which was the same as the original sound and leave it as stereo and 16 bit. Huzzah.

Needs more NEDM

make a mock funeral?.. WTF?

I actually liked the music...

Add Make a YTMND to the list :) and no thanks for my donation? :(

This is beautiful, thanks

Thanks Miv333, though Max should be thanking you since its going to him not me. OK ill check a couple of your sites out.

ah yea, but it helps promote you :) my site sucks though btw... i am n00b

Sh*t.

organize your own mockFRAI

A much-needed piece of advice for all those Emo Kids! Huzzah!

step 52. make a ytmnd and get downvoted LOLOLOL but rest assured I will five it :)

alholm's got the idea. if you organize your on mockFRAI, you cannot be terminated!

well.. Dear Timmah. I tried the Hax. But i got arrested! I agree with Noouch. didn't know YTMND was full of emos.Well anyways. Its a nice Idea BUT... Add Get assaulted from Brian Peppers and ill Five this. or Listen to N*gg* stole my bike for 25 minutes Straight. Something funny about YTMND.

I like the link the other guy posted. It's sweet. However, all is not lost! If you feel the need for suicide, there ARE ways to go about it where you'll be thought of as AWESOME afterwards. Maddox had them in an article.

AGH THIS YTMND IS MAKING ME SHOOT MYSELF, I HAVE PLANNED IT SO THAT WHEN I SHOOT MYSELF MY FACE WILL FALL ON MY MOUSE AND CLICK THE SUBMIT BUTTON PERFECTLY, OK TIME TO DIE NOW, AGHHHHHH GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

I'm appalled by the number of retards who commented on this.

"Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity.Sucidie is ultimately out of self-pity." Don't speak for other people.

hey how about you stop trying to raise awareness of stupid issues by putting this crap up? taking the spot of something that could potentially be funny...

^highly doubtful

"Consider your eternity"

:D

"emo" kids may or may not be depressed, but suicide is a problem for people with legitmate depression. It's not something to be made fun of.

That is Absolutely beautiful.

I LOVE the link Dali posted--all those contemplating suicide should read it. Suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness--the person is only thinking about THEIR pain, and not considering all the pain they are going to cause all the people who love them most. Pain is temporary--suicide is permanent. And before you jump on my head, I speak from personal experience. So there. :p

"suicide controls the population of emo kids" QFT

:)

Or I could just kill myself. Byebye world.

This YTMND is helluva uplifting. I read the entire list.

aww thats sOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sweet! i like it :D

Very nice, music went along perfectly, read it all. Wouldnt mind doing it all.

yeah id love to hear how you can defend your comment "suicide is ultimately out of self-pity." why are you just gonna go and cast a broad generalization like that out there when it appears that the point of this YTMND seems so heartfelt? have you tried to kill yourself before? are you speaking from your own experience or are you just guessing what it must be like based on watching some Lifetime made for TV movie. my name is dctownes, and i DO NOT support this message!

:') This is especially close to home for me because my Uncle committed suicide a few years back. No one saw it coming. We all miss him. I want to hug the person who wrote this. Thanks for making this YTMND, Timmah. Even though you didn't know about that, it still make me happy. Thanks.

POST THIS ON A WEBSITE THAT ACTUALY HAS THIS PROBLEM

Ah, the emo antidote.

Not relevant to YTMND, not funny, and demonstrates an idiotic level of understanding regarding suicide. Fail ^_^

Worse than the Religion/Atheism bullsh*t.

The last one wins it. "Open the curtains"

hamjamt "POST THIS ON A WEBSITE THAT ACTUALY HAS THIS PROBLEM" www.wtf.com Lots of people there.

You know, my father gave some wise advice one day. He told me "son if you ever, for any reason feel like killing yourself, do view these three thing first before you decide to kill yourself. First, watch a squirrel on mini-water skies. Second, go look at some monkeys dressed as people. Now if you still feel like killing yourself, get some gay midget porn and I guarantee you will want to live or die laughing!"

Now someone do a YTMND version of it..."Steal someone's bike - Drive around with your buddies listening to Haddaway - Attack a Giant Enemy Crab for Massive Damage - Buy yourself a Nintendo 64" etc.

I went to see a movie, but I went to see Open Season. I'm killing myself :(

Korf41, suicide is not a rational rational decision. That opinion is simply moronic. How many calm cool rational people commit suicide? The fact is, only a person in extreme mental duress even contemplates suicide, and a person in that poor of a condition should not be making such a colossal decision. But that is also the reason stupid advice like on this YTMND doesn’t work: a suicidal person can’t just get up and fix them self, they are not mentally capable to, they need help. Advice like this just makes the clinically depressed look like they commit suicide to pass the time. Frankly, I find it condescending and offensive. However, your heart was in the right place so you get a 3

hehe

OH THANK YOU I WAS JUST GOING TO KILL MYSELF UNTIL I SAW THIS

"The fact is, only a person in extreme mental duress even contemplates suicide, and a person in that poor of a condition should not be making such a colossal decision." I just contemplated it. I'm not in extreme mental duress. Don't say something is a fact when it's not. I think it is extremely plausible that a person could rationally decide to kill himself. Unless you can prove otherwise, your claim is baseless.

"Consider doing these things instead of suicide - might make you feel good about yourself." Consider the fact that you are going to die. It is going to happen. If you believe in an afterlife, then this should lead you to feel that this life is worthless. It is flawed and it is finite. The idea of a God implies nihilism in this life. If you believe that death is the end, or at least the end of what you can know beforehand... then right now is all you have. Some people don't think it's worth the trouble.

""emo" kids may or may not be depressed, but suicide is a problem for people with legitmate depression. It's not something to be made fun of." It can be a problem for people with legitimate depression, but it can also be a problem or a possibility for mentally stable people. That people categorize it as purely a mental illness is ridiculous... suicide isn't an illness it is an action that may result from an illness but not necessarily.

"Suicide is the ultimate act of selfishness--the person is only thinking about THEIR pain, and not considering all the pain they are going to cause all the people who love them most." Everyone is selfish. I don't have the time to argue how obvious it is, but if you can find me a person who justifies their "altruism" without saying "because it makes me feel good" then you may have found a true altruist. I have never found one. Also, I don't owe anything to anyone but myself, and neither do you.

Taking someone else's life for your own personal gain is a selfish act. Your own life is yours, and you are free to do whatever you like without impeding anyone else's ability to live. You need to break out of your Judeo-Christian concept of death and realize that death is the absence of what is important: Life. Maybe you should help people to live a fulfilling life rather than telling them how wrong they are for not wanting to live it.