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Site Title: Marmaduke had one weakness... (SLOWED)
Site Domain: marmsucks.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2006-10-25 22:58:41
Image Origin: Recent Marmaduke "comics"
Sound Origin: One Weakness fads
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Description: Marmaduke isn't a funny comic at all. Why is it in so many comics sections?
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2006-10-25 23:00:17
 
True that...true that.
2006-10-25 23:01:51
 
HAHAHAHA MARMADUKE IS THE WORST COMIC EVER.
2006-10-25 23:27:37
 
5'd for valid point
2006-10-25 23:29:41
 
i think you could go through any newspapers comic section for the past week and do the same thing. In fact, i think you should. Lockhorns next, followed by Peanuts, please
2006-10-25 23:32:05
 
Yep! But it was still funnier than Overboard.
2006-10-25 23:32:09
 
Agreed.
2006-10-25 23:44:47
 
The same way any other syndicated comic stays in print, like the abhorrent Rex Morgan MD - you sold your strip to papers at one point, which generates income, so you can afford to keep making comics and selling them to papers. And because no readers actively complain, they stick around. If Marmaduke went away, no one would miss it.
+1
2006-10-25 23:50:00
 
Becuase the general american populus has no sense of humor either
2006-10-25 23:55:32
 
Wow... it really does lack humor.
2006-10-25 23:58:47
 
Agreed
2006-10-26 00:05:31
 
It's because WEBCOMICS FTW
2006-10-26 00:25:03
 
BRING BACK CALVIN AND HOBBS (Waterston, you curmudgeon, give the people what they want), and feature “Pearls before Swine” more prominently. Also gouge the eyes out of any one who likes “Family Circus.”
2006-10-26 00:25:08
 
lol those suck
2006-10-26 00:40:10
 
The lack of humor is hilarious.
2006-10-26 00:42:22
 
DUDE HE TOTALLY DRAGGED THE GARDEN HOSE IN THE HOUSE, IS THERE ANYTHING MARMADUKE WONT DO!?
+1
2006-10-26 00:44:50
 
Nancy is even worse, f*cking hate both of them
2006-10-26 00:46:21
 
5 for truth. Gawd, I hate Marmaduke.
2006-10-26 00:53:17
 
this is honestly one of the worst comics ever. totally agree.
2006-10-26 01:09:46
 
Those are BAd.
2006-10-26 01:22:43
 
Marmaduke is the second worst comic ever. Family Circus is far, FAR worse.
2006-10-26 01:24:58
 
2006-10-26 01:29:30
 
what about cathy?
2006-10-26 01:29:34
 
The Farside > Calvin & Hobbes
2006-10-26 03:51:06
 
substitute "family circus" for "marmaduke" and it still works.
2006-10-26 05:02:08
 
We don't want Calvin and Hobbes to come back. It was magnificent in its time, and so it shall remain. Always let the artist choose when to end a project - they'll come back to it if they feel it's warranted, but if somebody gets burnt out on a project.... well, just imagine how hollow it would feel if you woke up one morning and realized that Calvin and Hobbes had turned into Garfield.
2006-10-26 05:45:38
 
I knew that was going to be it. Why? Cause Marmaduke sux
2006-10-26 06:44:52
 
I'm trapped in a castle in the Netherlands. Someone please send a decent hamburger.
2006-10-26 06:52:15
 
True, true indeed.
2006-10-26 07:32:59
 
too fast
2006-10-26 07:50:04
 
yeah, Marmaduke hangs out there next to the other comics on the page that are just waiting to suck.
2006-10-26 07:55:59
 
Nearly all comics suck serious ass, which just shows how hard it really is to be consistently funny for a long period of time.
2006-10-26 07:56:28
 
Jumped the shark long ago
2006-10-26 07:57:13
 
so true
2006-10-26 08:10:44
 
So true, just like Peanut.
2006-10-26 08:20:26
 
Never heard of it, but I can't believe this is a comic. It's just a scene.
2006-10-26 09:07:18
 
prerry bible fellowship>eveything els
2006-10-26 09:11:30
 
SLOW IT DOWN
2006-10-26 09:58:10
 
How the Hell does this guy stay in business?.. I mean, his ART isn't even that great.
2006-10-26 10:18:36
 
HAHA SO TRUE
2006-10-26 10:54:03
 
The only funny thing about it was that a YTMND exposing it was made.
2006-10-26 11:20:57
 
way too fast
2006-10-26 11:35:57
 
Sh*t! What the hell happened to that comic?
2006-10-26 12:22:16
 
agree? yes.
2006-10-26 12:37:43
 
"Tell me I'm having a nightmare!" is a pretty good reaction to any Marmaduke comic.
2006-10-26 12:44:07
 
-1 because it's way too fast. It's true, people don't complain abou the lameness of comics, but they do complain when thry try to cut out good ones, like everyone did when the local paper tried to drop Mother Goose & Grimm.
2006-10-26 13:09:05
 
Thank you... thank you... my local newspaper dropped Marmaduke, Cathy, Rex Morgan, and Peanuts this summer. I nearly died of happiness.
2006-10-26 13:10:49
 
Marmaduke f*cking sucks, you get ten million stars
2006-10-26 14:02:21
 
=( I wish the dilbert one I made of this same idea got as many votes.
2006-10-26 14:20:47
 
because it's old as hell.
2006-10-26 14:24:24
 
lol i hate that comic.
2006-10-26 14:27:33
 
I hate Marmaduke. Slow it down so I can read plz
+1
2006-10-26 14:30:24
 
needs to be slower
2006-10-26 14:37:34
 
slow it down a bit
2006-10-26 14:39:32
 
Eh, I only read the Boondocks, and now that it was put on hiatus for the show, I couldn't care less.
2006-10-26 14:40:06
 
Also, "I hate Marmaduke. Slow it down so I can read plz" -- wtf, if you hate it, why read?
-1
2006-10-26 14:40:40
 
That is not a weakness, It is a FLAW.
2006-10-26 14:50:50
 
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeee
2006-10-26 15:03:21
 
Marmaduke pwned! Why do people want it slowed down? Do you actually want to f**king read Marmaduke? Speed it up & splice in the ending to "Old Yeller" with Marmaduke being put down for good.
2006-10-26 15:13:25
 
For the love of god SLOW IT DOWN!
2006-10-26 15:39:34
 
5 for truth
2006-10-26 16:00:44
 
ive never seen those comics before, but those do suck. so 5.
2006-10-26 16:04:12
 
Also applies to Ziggy.
2006-10-26 16:05:04
 
Slower, plz. :(
2006-10-26 16:12:38
 
Yeah that comic is terrible.
2006-10-26 16:40:20
 
i knew that answer before i clicked. 5
2006-10-26 16:43:10
 
My family collects the worst of the worst of the worst Marmadukes and puts them on the fridge.
2006-10-26 16:44:58
 
Very true.
2006-10-26 16:48:14
 
Actually "Howard Huge" is the worse comic ever. It's a ripoff of Marmaduke only published in PARADE Magazine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Huge ...Doesn't get any more pathetic than that.
2006-10-26 16:48:46
 
Marmaduke may not appeal to yours or my sense of humor, but it's better than half the garbage that claims space on the comics page of the average daily newspaper. Having been around for decades, its a comics page institution. A hell of a lot better than Get Fuzzy, that's for damn sure.
2006-10-26 16:50:05
 
"A hell of a lot better than Get Fuzzy, that's for damn sure." NO.
2006-10-26 16:51:50
 
Get Fuzzy is the worst comic ever. http://thirtyfoureighty.com/amedley/files/2006/10/comic10c.JPG
2006-10-26 17:01:02
 
F U NO LIKE GTFZ, GTFO
2006-10-26 17:03:52
 
This site had one weakness... ...lack of humor.
2006-10-26 17:05:54
 
You're forgetting Nancy, Hi and Lois, Love is, Garfield, Sally Forth and a buttload of other comics that are painful to read.
2006-10-26 17:48:00
 
scrolls to fast
2006-10-26 18:00:12
 
Wow, that's some crappy comics right there.
2006-10-26 18:43:06
 
2 fast
2006-10-26 18:50:18
 
the funnies are no longer funny anymore..
2006-10-26 18:59:57
 
by making the comment "goes too fast" you are admitting you suck at reading.
2006-10-26 19:28:16
 
Funniest "One weakness" site I've scene in a while.
2006-10-26 19:52:35
 
Slow it down.
2006-10-26 20:27:10
 
WORST. COMIC. EVER.
2006-10-26 20:43:50
 
+1 for having slowed it down, although it could be done a little more.
2006-10-26 20:43:51
 
waaayyy too fast. Perhaps try creating a static tiled screenshot of all of the comics.
2006-10-26 20:44:28
 
always hated that comic
2006-10-26 21:19:13
 
i forget, is dilbert funny anymore?
2006-10-26 21:20:40
 
/agrees
2006-10-26 21:21:13
 
Loop is too fast tho...And thus making your YTMND suck.
2006-10-26 21:21:25
 
5'd for truth
2006-10-26 21:33:25
 
ppl who say its too fast are morons, l2read, anyways those comics do suck.
2006-10-26 21:43:13
 
Now, do one for Wee Pals, and your life is complete.
2006-10-26 21:51:00
 
Sad fact is that all these were in the last week. I've seen them in the comics section of the newspapaper.
2006-10-26 23:17:12
 
SLOWED DOWN AND MORE EXAMPLES
2006-10-26 23:22:22
 
5'd for truth. Make a compliation of all the comics that suck (i.e. Garfield, post-60's Peanuts, Adam@home, Family Circus, Pluggers [the one with the f*ckn dogs, usually with the caption "a Plugger____"], Cathy, Sally Forth, and any of the over-styled "adventure" strips) and you will win many internets. In my humble opinion, I think that we shouldn't have all national strips, most of them should be from local artists from around the paper's area so that they could trim the crap that has invaded the Comics!
2006-10-26 23:23:53
 
Thanks for the input. I will add more comics soon.
2006-10-26 23:33:07
 
F*CK MARMADUKE
2006-10-27 03:00:19
 
I agree with this YTMND. However, there are much worse out there, here's a list (w/spelling errors): Rubes, Hagar, Blondie, Cathy, Beetle Bailey, Family Circus, Peanuts, Garfield, B.C., For Better or Worse, Rex Morgan, Brenda Starr, Broom-Hilda, Heathcliff, and Nancy, just to name a few.
2006-11-01 13:22:43
 
underrated
2006-11-19 10:54:12
 
Why is there only two examples now?
2007-02-17 18:44:54
 
ADD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!!!!