nice.

Underrated!!

Great guide

heh

Lol, effort.

needs more effort good idea though

This is good. THis is what YTMND is all about.

hehehehehhehe ( . )( . )

Probably gonna sponsor it soon since its been downvoted to hell :{

Excellent. Simply excellent.

Very well made...especially the audio, you or whoever recorded that got the nasal voice of old recordings down pat. And the static is a nice touch. The ironic thing is that I don't like using fads as "vote-pandering". I only threw the Poland in because in the clip I had Andy Rooney just happened to say "Poland" in his segment...a nice little synchronicity too good to pass up.

Hahha thanks Improviser. Mean a lot ;) It is me doing the voice, Im able to do quite a lot of stupid/random voices so I guess that helps.

i like it but its pretty long... also i know the old film effect you were going for on the audio was intentional but its really abrasive sounding. maybe thats the poland in it i guess. good site!

Eat Snacky Smores...

can't say i expected that. i should have, but i didn't.

Why is this rated so low? This is great, especially the voices. You really need to do more YTMNDs using your voice talent.

the sound hurts my ears

you have a funny voice =]

"the sound hurts my ears" GTFO NARV "you have a funny voice =]" Only when I want to... ;_;

lol, self sponsership.

I was going to 5 it, then Poland came up

Horrible in every sense of the word...

this is sh*t I turned it off after 8 seconds because it was extremelly annoying

I am pissing myself laughing. No, seriously - I am. I wish I was joking ¬_¬

You remembered!

So true.

LOL

I kept waiting for Patches O'Hoolihan to show up.

http://chewingman2.ytmnd.com @ the downvotes because they got scared XD

sandpaper for the ears. 1'd for self sponcership.

It is the truth. DO NOT FORGET POLEND!

it was good until...the....poland...thing....that kinda...uh......i was expecting something...good? lol, even NEDM the most annoying thing in the world would have been funnier then...poland...maybe just add juggernaut in cuz he's missing from that site xD

it pretty funny though XDDD sounds like an old goofy cartoon where the guy helps guide goofy to do things LOL so now i give it 4

Cute

Sorry, the conclusion let me on my thirst.

Five for Poland or Poand! Really though five for a good YTMND classic voice and good sound.

Amazing.

make sound better. Noise should be deeper, not to treble

i love you.

My ear drums just committed suicide...but at least they didn't forget polend.

wow

"My ear drums just committed suicide...but at least they didn't forget polend." XD!!!

very well done

5'd for poland

You(didn't) forgot Poland! ^_^

this could have been SO F*CKING MUCH funnier...

o.k

Audio was bad. Sounds like a bad reception on a radio.

But other then that, nice effort.

Sorta the point, being that its a film from the 1920's? *sigh*

Its funny because most idiots will actually 5 poland.

It should have been dr-l337

You sponsored this for $43.39... Cha-CHING!

Had to unfortunately, Seems I'm being targeted by downvoters XD. It was at a 2.5 for a day or so before I sponsored.

You spent fifty f*cking dollars to sponsor this heap of unfunny garbage. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.

nah

eh...gettin a bit old with these "lol how to get on top what the f*ck ever" but good effort.

...

I did not find this funny nor entertaining. Just annoying. : /

5 for Poland encouragement, -1 for self sponsorship, -1 for being all professional about a Poland ytmnd. Also, you spelled Spartacus wrong.

you fail. please try again ^_^

Uh...K.

I just couldn't downvote this.. nice ending

wow

The most annoying sound on ytmnd...seriously...screamers are easier on the ears...

That's awesome. Unfortunately, the sound = sh*t. I couldn't enjoy it.

i was bored within 2 seconds into it

Wow.

it didnt work

vote 3 switzerland

wow, people do have poor tastes. Good work, and good keeping up with comments.

I AM POOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Good job

that sucked... it wasnt funny and the sound was terrible. btw, were his tears diarrhea?

LOL

Very creative :D

You should make your sound like 22k hertz 'cause the sound is too sharp not only because it hurts your ears but, if it was lo fi then it wouldn't sound like sharp clicks, would have a more natural muffled render. Anyways, 4

Giving you the minimum for encouraging people to use that god-awful YOU FORGOT POLEND SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hahhaha. That was great. Good 50's-style edu-ma-cation-hal film vibe. Why the f*ck are people downvoting this? Oh, normally I would 1 for self-sponsorship, but this thing is to awsome to do that to. 5'd. I'M THE POGOSTICK, BITCH.

I laughed pretty hard the first time and even downloaded the mp5 file because I thought the squeaky drone you added to iron man was so funny

Doubleyew Tee Eff? I clicked 5, but it didin't register. Odd. Let's try that again.

great sync

NEEDS MORE POLEND

good idea. *adds poland to all ytmnd's*

I saw it coming. Funny anyway.

5 for effort

nothing better than loud music

you forgot poland

i like it

lol Dave Mustaine

I couldn't even get through it. 1 for f*ggy short film. Die.

this is better than your other famous sh*t

WTF?!?!?! Poland lol

i didnt personally like it per se....but it was good... [ FOUR ]

actually, you forgot -- WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

needs more NEDM.

hedhehehehe, thx for sponsoring and supporting where us poorer people cant afford to

wow this site is going to hell in a handbasket. If this is worthy of a 5, im going to go to ebaumworld.

you sound like homer simpson on gayfuel

a waste of your time, but thanks for donating

To hell with anyone who DOESN'T give you a 5. The effort and quality are top notch. Good work.

Funny because it is true.

poland ftw

Hey thats some damn good voiceover.

YOU DIDNT FORGET POLAND!!!! (wtf does this have to do with poland?)

You remembered.

Our president has been kidnapped. BY NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to save the president? (5'd.)

POLAND!!!!

Yes!!! Just when I was starting to get a little bored--POLAND!!!!

I lol'd for 5 minutes.

lmao!!!!!!!

effort does not a good ytmnd make.

poleska

huh.

5 For not forgetting about Polend.

Reciulously irritating. You lose.

yes!! POLAND!

Nice job with the homemade sound... takes way too long to get to the POLEND. Wait, you spent more than $40 on your own site?

Lawl.

This has got to be the most sorry attempt for a "goog" ytmnd I have ever seen.

2 because you hurt my ears.

5 for Poland

Yeah, I have disposable income at the end of the week. I figure why not help YTMND out and a s a bonus I get my site a few more hits and make some people laugh ;P

great work, i lol'd

43 bucks? Bloody hell.

it's a lot of good work, but no, to include poland is a liability, not a benefit. cuz i've had it with these motherf*cking polands on this motherf*cking ytmnd.

BIG LULZ

you almost forgot poland....but didnt. 5'd

If your goal was to create an annoying site with implausible audio you would be doing great

audio pained me.

Sponsorship = Paying for Max's internet bill..........................Self-sponsorship = Paying for Max's internet bill.......................................give me a couple minutes to figure out the difference..............................nice site btw

It was good at first

Not funny. Hey, here's an idea! Be funny.

Didnt find this funny, and the audio was really bad. (Not in an old timey movie way, but in a I cant hear a thing way). Am I a downvoter by doing this? Nah.

no "film from the 1920's" had an 8-bit graphic title screen, three colors, and a horribly lazy stick-figure narrator. plus, this was boring as hell.

I have to say that the audio is what killed it for me, and it's not that amusing... but you did point out the obvious to people who can't find their own *ss with both hands, and for that, you get 2 stars.

Well done.

lol!

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?

=S

I lol'd, wanna fight about it?

not really funny but certainly innovative. still, i feel this is WAY overrated thus i had to make up for it with a 1

I hate this.

roflz

The sound makes my ears bleed.

Ears...bleeding...my God...

That's pretty damn funny. And incriedibly well made.

it's true. You win.

Actually you forgot poland.

Audio modified to be less abrasive on pansy ears.

that's sufficient.

5'd for ears bleeding.

5'd for Poland

First of all, the poland fad is retarded. LOL A SCREAMER!!!" Second, the reason that site is not 5 stars is not because of a lack of poland, since it didn't forget poland (listen at the end), but its lack of "I'm Ron Burgundy".

Nice.

audio is much nicer. and lol to the pansys who couldnt handle the sound before.

Thanks for the breakdown, TheRaven7. Im so glad you let me know that the only reason you downvoted is because it didnt have a line from some horrible movie that I rented but stopped watching 30 minutes in as it was too unbearable. It looks like you have a lot of work to do, as Im sure 99.9999% of the YTMND's on this site also dont feature lines from that movie. Dumbass..

ROFLMAO!!! NICE!

So true.

Changing my vote of one to three, due to the audio fix. Though still no five from me since I dont think its funny.

lol 1950's educational movies + ytmnd downvoters + poland = INSTANT 5!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this phails. remove this stickman.

EARAPE

Encouraging screamers and mediocre sites is a bad thing. This just illustrates what NOT to do.

eh

Polend eh?

Eh, did the Poland seemingly come up in 30 seconds?

Never forget.

On a scale of 1-10, I rate this a terrible.

( * Y * ) {---- Tittiatalis

5'd for not forgetting poland.

hey...that makes sense....

lol fatality

Not always. +1 for effort.

1 for poland.

I AM POOOO09wdud83qued83ue84u897u32843rhejdfhsdjkf jdsf sdjf

can u tell me why he's crying blood?

Dance like a robot, move like a robot, kill like a robot, shoot like a robot, like a robot, like a robot.

Much more effective if you turn down the rest of the sound and then jack up the loud part.

I don't care about the self-sponsorship, this kicked ass. Nicely done.

Fap

Depressingly true. :( Damned Poland sites.

Okay, that was f*cking great. This needs to be Hall of Famed.

Sepia (to get an old film style look) turned his tears from blue to red, so thats why :P

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111

this could have been sweet, but then you killed it.

This TYMND needs more jugs. / /( . Y . )

too funny

Started out well, then you lost it.

Sound = win.

HAHAHAHA "I was going to 5 it, then Poland came up" -prairiedogeric10

+1

Let's test this theory..... oops.

"horrible movie that I rented but stopped watching 30 minutes in as it was too unbearable" So I'm not the only one? Yet another horrible movie from the Frat Pack

5 for great justice!

i notice that you remembered poland yourself ... and then included it again to combat even those most sourfaced of downvoters

Audio was un-sync'd for me.

BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH

YOU DID NOT FORGET POLAND!!!

I have poland in a ytmnd I made before the fad really caught on. Am I cool now?

POLAND!

It's not actually a guide to anything & the climax was more than disappointing, but it was still unexpected enough to warrant the random Poland 5.

Sound quality is sort of off, and it gets annoying after a while, but I still laughed at Polend. At least it aint Dr. l33t.

Cool.

i was so close to forgetting poland... thankyou

+4 for poland, -5 for flash

POLLLEEENNDDD

maybe

43 bucks? You know you will still get on the list if you even just donate 12 dollars...

champ mchampington killed it

sadly... so true.

lol thats sumhow true

you forgot CHRIST

lol @ bloody ears

5 for you : ).....dam you blew 43 bucks?

Haha, nice! The sound effects were great.

gb2 newgrounds

"gb2 newgrounds" Worst YTMND'er EVER?

gb3 newgrounds

I have no idea what we're talking about.

I saw poland, and saw that you sponsored your own site, so now I one. And Won, cause you lost.

Goddamn this sucks

i dont understand why ytmnders keep forgetting poland

Polend.

Aleast we forgot.. uh what was it?

lol downvoter got shock'd

It was wierd, but quite enjoyable! So all I have to do is get a bunch of friends to five all my stuff?

lol

PPPOOOOOLLLAAANDDD

ARRGH, my f*cking ears, they're ringing!

You people are so god damn stupid. It's grainy because THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. It's trying to look like an old war film. God you people are so nieve and idiotic at times it's shocking. Great site

F*ck yes, you use Poland.

FTW! :)

poland sucks, so does f*ggy films

you tried, but you try to hard to get an effect that could have come across using something normal people refer to as being "subtle".

POLAND ISNT THE ANSWER! (insert emo here.)

ow

Dude you suck. The original 3.67 was good. Now you're just aiming for a 5. Way to go...

I did NOT see this coming LOL. 5/5

THAT... WAS... AWESOME!!!!!!!

The static kills it. 1/5.

You didn't forget Poland!

Ouch.

HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU FORGOT POLAND!

-4 for horrible sound +3 for Poland

Polend!? Ah f*ck, now I can't 5 this.

needs more nedm

l