our god is a dew?

that had me laughing. Thanks for the chuckle

in a way, yes, as the general line of the fundies is that the jews are the chosen people, and that the state of israel must exist as a condition for the second coming of christ (the end of the world). which means that most christian fundamentalists in power are zionists. weeee!

FIVE!

there's so much potential in that picture

NOT WORTHY. You're just attempting to be "controversial, lol!" and end up making a f*ckface of yourself. I shove my steaming unistar up your colon.

Shog: Yes, I know. However, I felt that the current (perhaps over-)simplification makes for a funnier ytmnd.

Jesus came. Jesus left. Jesus said he'd call. The phone has been quiet. Maybe he's just like every other guy on the planet.

not really if you think of it this way, it is also believed that christ will come only, if only, all jews are in the state of israel. Because of that, the kkk watns all jews out of america and everywhere BUT israel so all the jews would go there. Unless they change the name of Earth to Israel, it's not gonna happen

where's the controversy? it's totally one-sided, let's see one jesus against jews guy come on here

In response to HockeyUSA I wonder if it's the governing body of Israel that has to designate where its borders are. Maybe some guy can just say, "Israel is earth. We're all here" and then *poof* there he is. Doesn't make sense that the second coming would he held up by political technicalities.

Lol...you make no sense

"where's the controversy? it's totally one-sided, let's see one jesus against jews guy come on here" And when he comes we will have two-sided hackery and neither side will approach any type of objective or civilized discourse so it doesn't really matter.

I'm confused, but if you're trying to say "jew" lol

revelations is such a wierd-ass damn book, who knows what the hell's going on.

Lol fools no one knows the time of the second comming execpt the Father.

Sma: Well, my audacity skills aren't really up to par I guess...

did you just rewatch the john stewart crossfire video korf?

That doesnt even sound like JEW!

so korf youre saying that if the actual state of Israel as designated by a higher being isnt in the confines of what we preceive to be the state of Israel today, it would be virtually impossible to place all Jews in the state of Israel because we wouldn't know. Therefore the kkk wants basically all jews dead except like 1 perhaps so theoretically place him or her anywhere in the world and all Jews are in the state of Israel. 1/1=100% also before you guys think im being prejudiced, im jewish lol

then you've got the christian identity movement, that subscribes to british isrealism theology, where white rednecks are some lost tribe of israel. they put out some really really interesting radio broadcasts.

God = Dew

what the f*ck is the sound supposed to mean, anyway?

"the kkk watns all jews out of america and everywhere BUT israel so all the jews would go there. Unless they change the name of Earth to Israel, it's not gonna happen" It was in response to this... that the idea of the government of Israel being the decoiding factor on whether or not god decided to save the world is a bit far fetched.

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