sweet, can't wait for it

+25

2nd

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WITCHCRAFT!

+3

there are so many pink names in this thread that i have never ever seen before.

Are you saying that someone could become so buff that he could score like all the world's ass. Thus causing massive global inbreeding. And ultimately bringing population growth to a stand still?

+1

i dont get this sh*t its pointless this website is for funny things or for pr0n

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SH*TTIEST YTMND. and its not funny. 1 who the f*ck cares, ill be long dead before then.

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You'll be dead sooner than you think, prick.

+7

WHAT THE FUK IS UP WITH MUSIC ON FRONTPAGE. WHY THE F*CK CAN'T I TURN IT OFF.

-8

depressing

Unfortunately we wont be here to see all of this. Nice sound clip!

oh what i'd give to see Andromeda fill the night sky

+4

so basicly.. we're f*cked

+1

Safety is not guaranteed.

+14

i like hot dogs...will there be hot dogs 5 billion years from now....i didn't see that on the time line?!?

+3

This is old, but... nice find, and music makes it epic. And 50,000 years... I'm ready to bet you anything you want there won't be any humans alive on Earth by then. I'd even be surprised in a millenia.

+1

It was missing NEDM.

+50,000 years, yeah right.

can't wait for 2.9 billion years, andromeda galaxy nightsky ftw

+1

Blame any future extinction of humanity on Nigg ers, democrats, and the liberal leftists. Arabs, too.

-1

f*ck... time to get out the SPF 10^5 or would I need more?

You win, good day sir.

10 dollars down the earth will survive no matter what thanks to some sort of freak accident.

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Yeah, it's called the rapture. Shun the nonbeliever. O ya ur not invited.

I love these XD

We need to start infusing the sun with hydrogen so it doesn't get so big

sooo much effort, for so much loss.

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first.

+3

Me thinks BaconWrap is talking about his conception.

+2

you win all the internets, plus an NEDM

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Yeah, that sh*t is pretty interesting.

omg genuis

nice

are these 5's all bots? this is crap

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its more than a one asshat

+3

At least he made a great site, so i wouldn't be critisizing him just because all you have is a site with a 3. Good job trying to be a critic idiot.

+5

what makes this site worth watching?

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The desire to learn?

+5

you lose.

+3

Apparently bots know how to downvote your comments as well.

+5

Neat. I wonder if I'll still be around for that.

+9

Nope, lol

Jesus.

+1

God > Jesus.

FSM > God >= Jesus

+1

xenu > all

>Xenu

Fedor

+1

The... End? No, always wonder. A truly great ytmnd.

+2

Heh, wonder what you'd say now?

The Great father has changed much since last year...many of us have...

Well done, but the last slide is ridiculous. Who puts their differences aside? I can't believe you said that. Your hippie beliefs are insulting. Let's fight to the death, just you and me.

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hippie beliefs aside, this is a great ytmnd.

I wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.

500

you forgot to add the part...

:)

-1

5, but you put timelime instead of timeline

+3

I think I would rather have a timelime to make c*cktails with

+3

lol ytmnd word filters don't like mixing drinks

+7

Yeah ill be deader than sh*t by then

I'm liking it. But I dont like messages of much tolerance over humanity. I believe that humanity must unify but never just be "accepting" or "tolerant" of the beliefs of others. Still worthy of a 4 of course.

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Correction: 5000 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

+3

Correction: 2100 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

Correction: 2008 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

Correction: 2008 AD - Humans die out due to infighting and overpopulation

because nintendo decides to spend all their profit on love motels.

+3

Correction: Correction: 2008 AD - Humans die out due to inbreeding and overpopulation

Correction: AD 2101 War was beginning

+19

Correction: Intersteller = Interstellar (6.8 Billion Years Slide)

It goes against my religion, but it scares me even more. I've been doubting my christianity lately, and this doesn't help..OH, WHY'D I CLICK THIS!?

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Yes, come join us on the dark side. Mwahahahahaha!

+3

How could this possibly go against Christian beliefs? (unless you're some fundamentalist weirdo that literally interprets old testament crap) Hay guysth can sum1 giv me the math equation 2 disprove all the sheeple in church lol thx id apprec8 it i hate god am i cool yet? Btw 1 for those last 2 slides being so retarded.

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Xenu was right, you ass.

It goes against christianity because it implies the world was created by the Big Bang, whereas christianity believes God created Earth and all it's inhabitants. And your religion failed to update to the present day, not one survives without adapting. c'mon downvote me, it's just true. And you KNOW it is if you downvote.

+3

zomg

i like it. got too preachy at the end though. cool site still.

-1

The Earth would have already crashed into the sun very early on in your "presentation."

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nerdf*g

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O NOES! end of the world mb? hmm and -1 for no "also, c*cks"

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The Atlantic Ocean is getting larger, resulting in a smaller Pacific. Other than that, awesome YTMND.

+1

◄So people accuse me of unfunny scare tactic YTMNDs pushing speculative truths and give me ones...but that is what we have here is it not? 3 for the great music anyways.►

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"It goes against my religion, but it scares me even more. I've been doubting my christianity lately, and this doesn't help..OH, WHY'D I CLICK THIS!?" Why does it scare you? Christian or not, you'll be long dead when this happens. But very interesting. I think humanity will either have wiped itself out or be spread out accross the galaxy by the time this happens.

I was waiting for NEDM, but even though I didn't get one I still loved it.

beauifully made, and awe-inspiring.

Wow....One of the best YTMND's I've seen

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welcome to ytmnd, must be your first day

+4

5'd. However, the human race has 100 years tops left. Enjoy it while you can.

+2

Good, but that first slide doesnt really feel like it fits in with the rest, as they focus mainly on physical changes and exclude us.

holy shiite

i bet in 10,000 years we dyson sphere that bitch of a star.

+13

Win for knowing what a Dyson Sphere is.

i say we got 100yrs tops

Unless we rid the population of everything that threatens our future.... Black People.

-1

sux for us

+2

awesome. did u know that if the earth's history were a 24 hour clock, human existance would be about 7 seconds

+2

and if Earth's history were a football field, Bill Nye's lifetime would be a 1/20 of the width of a tissue paper (who remembers that episode?)

+3

Dong involved as well...

Well, that settles it. Let's start developing the technology to move the human race and other species to another galaxy. Let's go! Chop chop!

...But let's not bring any mosquitoes with us. Mosquitoes are *ssh*l*es. Same deal with ticks and boll weevils.

YTMND is becoming some kind of cross between Star Trek and Jack Whathisface the PBS stargazing guy. I love it.

Very well put together. Who would have thought that the Total Recall theme would fit so well with it?

These ytmnd's are just so awesome. It really makes you feel insignificant in the universe....much like how a downvoter feels.

+2

we have already discovered ufos and anti gravity devices, so i doubt we will see all of that