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Site Title: How to make the Top 5 in the New Layout
Site Domain: sizeofkazolmecsgaygay.ytmnd.com
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Created on: 2006-09-26 01:25:27
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Description: THE CHOICE IS YOURS, YTMNDERS. All in good fun, yo.
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2006-09-26 01:27:16
 
yes!
2006-09-26 01:28:01
 
... i..... ......i can't hate you anymore..... i think...... i think i love you, man.
2006-09-26 01:29:19
 
It does seem like a lot of mediocre sites are getting high ratings now.
2006-09-26 01:29:25
 
I was 100% expecting this to be a stupid knockoff of the first Olmec one
2006-09-26 01:29:35
 
I know it's a lot to ask, since the show probably never used the music without that head talking... But this needs the Hidden Temple music. Needs music badly.
2006-09-26 01:31:09
 
a moderate lol
2006-09-26 01:31:18
 
Also, I think the high ratings are partially because people have exploited the new site layout to make auto-5 accounts.
2006-09-26 01:32:36
 
Very true. Original ideas are never famous; just the fad spinoffs. And I'm with Necro; it needs the music that plays during Olmec's temple walkthrough.
2006-09-26 01:33:42
 
this is awesome, but ytmnd is a turd right now. Save us syncan!!!
2006-09-26 01:37:00
 
lol
2006-09-26 01:37:19
 
anti-content is the new content, pass it on.
-1
2006-09-26 01:37:49
 
Sure it's high quality, but I really wish you'd make a good site that wasn't about YTMND for once
2006-09-26 01:38:36
 
^and what percentage of Adverbs YTMNDs are about YTMND? anyone? anyone?
2006-09-26 01:38:37
 
nice
2006-09-26 01:39:47
 
adverb has sites? oh, you mean the 1 Disposal. :o
2006-09-26 01:40:20
 
Fat dongs in your mouth
2006-09-26 01:40:38
 
lol
2006-09-26 01:41:17
 
lol'd
2006-09-26 01:48:32
 
eh.. nothing special.
2006-09-26 01:51:11
 
i am a retard
2006-09-26 01:56:02
 
I was groaning at this first, another spoof of another YTMND. Then came that last line...making fun of yourself. That, single handedly, deserves a 5.
2006-09-26 01:59:17
 
this is what i was waiting for? i mean really, no video editing, no funky gif, not even really cool music... some ambient crap created with digital knobs and your drunken *ss satirically spitting some drawn out rhetoric about how to make a top five ytmnd, and a crappy screenshot from you actually posting the site and who are you to knock people who formulaicly produce the same crap... you know you are a fad whore... just look at your contributions as a whole... oh yeah you started some of those fads sh*t
2006-09-26 01:59:24
 
*fart*
2006-09-26 02:00:46
 
" i mean really, no video editing, no funky gif, not even really cool music... some ambient crap created with digital knobs and your drunken *ss satirically spitting some drawn out rhetoric about how to make a top five ytmnd, and a crappy screenshot from you actually posting the site and who are you to knock people who formulaicly produce the same crap... you know you are a fad whore... just look at your contributions as a whole... oh yeah you started some of those fads sh*t - QFT
2006-09-26 02:13:25
 
too slow to be olmec
2006-09-26 02:13:45
 
"QFT" QFT
2006-09-26 02:18:37
 
This YTMND tells me that you hate YTMND. Confusing.
2006-09-26 02:29:30
 
it sounds like the inspiration for the sound was from warcraft 2
2006-09-26 02:30:55
 
i wrote the music for warcraft 2
+1
2006-09-26 02:31:53
 
+5 for internets
2006-09-26 02:36:59
 
You are an audio blackbelt. I SALUTE YOU!
2006-09-26 02:38:28
 
GIANT STONE HEAD TALKS FASTER
2006-09-26 02:45:34
 
oh my
2006-09-26 02:50:17
 
SYNCAN I HEART YOU SO MUCH!!!
2006-09-26 02:52:33
 
2006-09-26 03:07:31
 
Wanna f*ck?
2006-09-26 03:18:26
 
3 for that audio alone, the rest is meh
2006-09-26 03:21:05
 
This is, in fact, greater than sliced bread.
2006-09-26 03:27:31
 
This isnt in the top 5. WHY!? Because it doesn't have any glowing text.
2006-09-26 03:29:12
 
funny Intellectawe 1'd after on your last one saying "Once again proving you are who Master Sh*tzu tries to be. What that f*g queer doesnt understadn is, that there is only ONE syncan." - so hot and cold with his grudge, gotta love it.
2006-09-26 03:43:08
 
win
2006-09-26 03:55:37
 
those are ways to make the top 5 no matter the layout
2006-09-26 04:33:44
 
hmmm
2006-09-26 05:06:44
 
that voiceover is AMAZING!
2006-09-26 05:48:45
 
I was 100% expecting this to be a stupid knockoff of the first Olmec one
2006-09-26 05:53:36
 
hahaha thats so true!
2006-09-26 05:57:29
 
syncan bring back agentadair's "Syncan's Ice Cream Machine"
2006-09-26 06:08:04
 
pretty good lol
2006-09-26 06:11:43
 
I WOULD LIKE THE INSTRUMENTAL PLZ
2006-09-26 06:31:56
 
the best thing you've ever made syncan. however my riker ytmnd wasn't made fun of so 2
2006-09-26 06:37:40
 
Not funny - It's been done. The original was much better. Nice impression of Olmek, though, so you get a 2.
2006-09-26 06:38:52
 
FOMCL!!!
2006-09-26 06:39:46
 
Why is this a low rating? This is probably one of syncan's best ytmnds ever!
2006-09-26 06:40:20
 
F
2006-09-26 06:41:11
 
lol syncan is glenn stafford lawl
2006-09-26 06:52:56
 
yes master olmec we shall obey
2006-09-26 07:10:31
 
Amazing, and great voice over too.
2006-09-26 07:27:53
 
lmao
2006-09-26 07:31:12
 
Thanks for making me LOL in my coffee this morning. You owe me a fresh cup.
2006-09-26 07:55:48
 
I started off thinking "Hm, stupid" but you know, I have to say that this is quite funny. :-)
2006-09-26 08:15:43
 
ROFL!
2006-09-26 08:17:19
 
OH syncan your voice is so deep.... ohhhhhhhhh hahahahaha
2006-09-26 08:21:46
 
Yugi? Is that you?
2006-09-26 08:22:49
 
I was kinda let down.
2006-09-26 08:24:13
 
pretty much stole the "How to find Top 5" idea
2006-09-26 08:35:52
 
your sorta just taking advantage of the success of the first one
2006-09-26 08:53:52
 
Mediocre voiceover mocking another top 5 YTMND. ;)
2006-09-26 08:56:29
 
Hah. Thats pretty good. Seriously someone find a new fad.
2006-09-26 09:19:59
 
SYNCAN!!!!!! IF I WRITE WITH REALLY BOLD LETTERS IN THE COMMENTS WILL YOU MENTION ME IN THE COMMENTS!!!!! OMGZ SO COOL!!! OBSURE SITES NEED MORE ATTENTION!!! OMGZ!!! PLZ SYNCAN! I'LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A WEEK!!! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE SYNCAN!!! *Knock* *Knock* COME ON, SYNCAN!! I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!!! heh, dude I guess he's not reading the comments. Let's go bother that MasterSitsu comment section!
2006-09-26 09:21:25
 
"pretty much stole the "How to find Top 5" idea" some might call this site a mutation.
2006-09-26 09:53:35
 
The speech format doesn't quite fit, but the similarity is close enough. Very nice, at any rate.
2006-09-26 10:14:24
 
Fad material doesn't always mean high ratings. Sites like the piranha plants attack made the top 5, but were never fads
2006-09-26 10:14:29
 
Not done, and I love it.
2006-09-26 10:27:40
 
this sucks, dont try to rip off the best ytmnd EVER if it isnt even too funny. allow me to explain what made that site funny and why im giving you a 1. your site, although a pretty good imitation of the voice wasnt only what made "How to find the Top 5 in the New Layout" funny it was. what made it funny was what was said and how it was an unchanged rip of some long process of explaining how to get somewhere with a bunch of extremely cheesey things you had to do to get there.
2006-09-26 10:28:19
 
this is somewhat funny, a 3 at best, but what pisses me off is that you are just trying to rip off a much better site, what i consider to be the best site ever. not good enough; i would expect better from someone as well known as you.
2006-09-26 10:35:41
 
In before f*gs
2006-09-26 10:46:14
 
wild09 you honestly think "All that for a freaking hammer" is the best site ever?!?!?!?
2006-09-26 10:52:29
 
So was syncan the voice of olmec in the TV show?
2006-09-26 11:04:26
 
I love you because you sound like Olmec with the right editing. Marry me and we shall go thoughout the Temple forever.
2006-09-26 11:36:06
 
I seriously don't think 90% of the people on YTMND have seem the Olmec sites from last year ...
2006-09-26 11:40:22
 
So if you haven't: http://olmecguide.ytmnd.com
2006-09-26 11:42:03
 
Now this Olmec version is original. Nice job syncan.
2006-09-26 11:43:50
 
Also, I seriously don't think 90% of the people on YTMND have even seen legends of the hidden temple either...
2006-09-26 11:48:05
 
oh hey it's syncan
2006-09-26 11:55:33
 
LOLOOLOLLLLLLLOLOlooooooooolO
2006-09-26 12:04:48
 
Seriously, syncan you should send out a pilot for some new seasons of Legends of the Hidden Temple! over here having a syncgasm brb
2006-09-26 12:09:09
 
lolololol...5 internets.
2006-09-26 12:12:03
 
olmecs been done, not funny
2006-09-26 12:21:33
 
Haha - how much did you digitally alter your voice? If you didn't...that's kinda scary.
2006-09-26 12:21:39
 
eh sorry fan boyness took control of me im not that much of a dick
2006-09-26 12:25:29
 
yes! olmec no longer sucks!
2006-09-26 12:39:59
 
holy sh*t
2006-09-26 12:48:25
 
One more time...
2006-09-26 12:50:52
 
ok ok ok LOL
2006-09-26 12:55:29
 
The voiceover is actually pretty good :)
2006-09-26 13:11:31
 
syncan is my hero!
2006-09-26 13:17:20
 
Well done.
2006-09-26 13:22:44
 
needs temple guards
2006-09-26 13:23:39
 
So true... so true...
2006-09-26 13:31:43
 
this ytmnd is made of mild snickering and meh.
2006-09-26 14:01:27
 
LOL! Nice one!
2006-09-26 14:02:13
 
In the first few seconds I thought it was just another site slapping the Olmec sound in. Then I listened to what he was saying. Very cool.
2006-09-26 14:13:47
 
S'ok.
2006-09-26 14:18:03
 
That was great. As many, I was expecting this to be a lame rip-off of that other site. Then I noticed that syncan made it, and I was sorely disappointed. Then I turned on my speakers, and lold. Then the last lines came by, and I rofld. Then I voted 5. Then I posted this whole story. Then I clicked the submit b-
2006-09-26 14:18:06
 
!!!
2006-09-26 14:19:32
 
Also, what an amazing bit of trivia. The voiceover for Olmec also composed the Warcraft 2 music.
2006-09-26 14:26:18
 
terrible.
2006-09-26 14:31:48
 
syncan, have my children.
2006-09-26 14:35:06
 
I want this to make the top 5.
2006-09-26 14:37:33
 
Let's have babies, syncan. Come on vent for hot sex.
2006-09-26 14:39:31
 
I like your voice.
2006-09-26 14:46:25
 
your voice is sexy syncan.
2006-09-26 14:47:28
 
The pic has the address of the pic in it....?
2006-09-26 14:48:50
 
2006-09-26 14:51:08
 
Brilliant! ;)
2006-09-26 14:52:04
 
You forgot the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
2006-09-26 14:54:34
 
Good Voice Over and Music Composing Syncan!!!
2006-09-26 14:57:15
 
Wow, a YTMND making fun of people who make YTMNDs that only follow fads? IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S A FAD ITSELF! I AM WALLOWING IN THE PROFUNDITY! I never thought I'd see such recursive hypocrisy. Syncan, this site is going to hell, and I hope you do better in the future; or otherwise we really are doomed. THE CHOICE IS YOURS
2006-09-26 14:58:14
 
HAHAHAHA
2006-09-26 14:59:38
 
mokery ftw!
2006-09-26 15:01:12
 
"but I really wish you'd make a good site that wasn't about YTMND for once" Not entirely true that you've NEVER made a ytmnd before....but the way I look at this...if some random person were to come up, who's never been on ytmnd before, and view this site, would they start laughing? The amount of seconds they laugh is the number of stars you gain....in this case, none. No stars awarded...is that worse than downvoting?
2006-09-26 15:01:47
 
Meant to say... "...ytmnd before that wasn't about ytmnd..."
2006-09-26 15:03:57
 
LotHT was neat enough when I was a kid, but this is awesome just for the effort involved.
2006-09-26 15:09:07
 
oh my god
2006-09-26 15:11:00
 
Have a f*cking banana sticker. :)
2006-09-26 15:11:27
 
Would you like a little cheese with your whine?
2006-09-26 15:12:06
 
WOW MAN!
2006-09-26 15:12:56
 
that was really good.
2006-09-26 15:15:06
 
Sigh, the material proof of YTMND's existential decline.
2006-09-26 15:22:44
 
2006-09-26 15:23:05
 
oh my god i had to spit out my drink when i heard "internets" LMFAO
2006-09-26 15:31:38
 
5'd for excellent voiceover. I am impressed.
2006-09-26 15:35:56
 
Sorry, Syncan. Not as good as the original.
2006-09-26 15:38:50
 
not even the original music boo
2006-09-26 15:39:27
 
people are reading way too much into this site (and my new one too for that matter) - with this new layout i dont think either of us were goign to put our best sh*t out there to be the guinea pigs to see how many people abandoned YTMND and would actually see it.
2006-09-26 15:46:49
 
You forgot me :(
2006-09-26 15:55:24
 
lol, Syncan.
2006-09-26 15:58:25
 
Sorry Sync... I can't 5 this but I know LOTHT too well... GREAT OLMEC VOICE though! but the music is way too sinister and high quality for legends... Plus... you'd have to speak a little faster to be a totally buyable olmec
2006-09-26 15:59:51
 
HAVE MY BABIES
2006-09-26 16:00:22
 
Hey sexy.
2006-09-26 16:01:05
 
I actually like the humor behind this one. +4 because it's true.
2006-09-26 16:03:03
 
I was expecting an "also c*cks" at the end, but it's still funny.
2006-09-26 16:05:17
 
That was amazing, add the music!
2006-09-26 16:06:53
 
o dang it worked
2006-09-26 16:08:26
 
well...
2006-09-26 16:11:05
 
Legends of the Hidden Temple pwnz n00bz.
2006-09-26 16:14:28
 
Sitsu, what's wrong with just going ahead and putting your "best sh*t out there"? With your name recognition I don't think you have anything to worry about. Ironically, this site is at the top of the U&C right now...a site making fun of other highly rated sites which in itself is an YTMND inside-joke. Not that the rating for this is as bloated as the other exaples.
2006-09-26 16:29:15
 
syncan wins again
2006-09-26 16:39:59
 
"with this new layout i dont think either of us were goign to put our best sh*t out there to be the guinea pigs to see how many people abandoned YTMND and would actually see it." Attention whores!
2006-09-26 16:42:05
 
Syncan you're amazing.
2006-09-26 16:43:38
 
"You forgot the Shrine of the Silver Monkey." Indeed.
2006-09-26 17:12:35
 
olmec!
2006-09-26 17:26:26
 
The voice is good, but where is the original music from Legends of the Hidden Temple? I'd 5 it if it had that.
2006-09-26 17:32:13
 
wow this is SO well done
2006-09-26 17:37:07
 
syncan
2006-09-26 17:48:48
 
i knew this had to be you or sitsu. regardless, 5 pendants of life are now yours
2006-09-26 17:49:15
 
meh
2006-09-26 17:49:20
 
True, true.
2006-09-26 17:50:18
 
Should have mentioned that the sound isnt really that funny, i liked the other site that you pretty much got the idea from.
2006-09-26 18:01:17
 
The speech wasn't fast paced enough to be like Olmec.
2006-09-26 18:10:43
 
omg you mentioned my site. ghjnghgjh
2006-09-26 18:14:26
 
best site eeevverrrr
2006-09-26 18:16:09
 
You forgot the downvoters assigned to attack no specific site!
2006-09-26 18:23:01
 
YOU F*CKING IDIOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE NEVER TO USE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN VOICE!
2006-09-26 18:25:23
 
Oh, so THIS is what a good YTMND looks like!
2006-09-26 18:33:03
 
um 5
2006-09-26 18:34:28
 
That would explain why I've never hit the Top 5 and only made it to the top 15 once.
2006-09-26 18:41:09
 
I love how anytime any new site gets in the top five syncan and Mastersitsu get all jealous.
2006-09-26 18:48:29
 
Or, youe username xould be Max, Syncan, or MasterSitsu
2006-09-26 19:04:41
 
meh, the other olmec site was fantastic because it was a timely, clever commentary on the new layout, not because it was olmec. hell to this day i've yet to listen to the whole thing (it probably ends with nedm). and it seems kinda silly to comment on what ytmnd's done for the past 2 years; somebody has a new idea, it gets copied endlessly for a week, someone else has a new idea, repeat. great voice though, even if does kinda sound like he has social anxiety disorder.
2006-09-26 19:05:52
 
Freakin' WIN!
2006-09-26 19:08:43
 
Not bad... Not bad at all.
2006-09-26 19:15:55
 
Great idea, but it needs to be sped up a little. Compared to the standard Olmec speech, it feels slow as hell.
2006-09-26 19:48:51
 
nice sound i bravo the voice not many people can do that
2006-09-26 19:49:11
 
2006-09-26 19:50:42
 
"'QFT' QFT" QFT
2006-09-26 19:55:01
 
not funny?
2006-09-26 19:56:16
 
Legend of the hidden temple FTW
2006-09-26 20:02:43
 
The Ted Stevens ending was unnecessary, but this was well made. Oh yeah Dec. 2012, this site will be killed. You too.
2006-09-26 20:04:45
 
made me lol. Twice.
2006-09-26 20:05:16
 
K, maybe three times
2006-09-26 20:10:05
 
so true.... i was gonna 5 it, but then i found out syncan made it...so 3
2006-09-26 20:12:36
 
"so true.... i was gonna 5 it, but then i found out syncan made it...so 3" God I hate some people. Five'd for balance.
2006-09-26 20:20:51
 
Outstanding. 5 stars for you!
2006-09-26 20:27:37
 
Oh, snap.
2006-09-26 20:36:53
 
haha, olmec rules. amazing voiceover and references. "note how unusually small our planet earth is"
2006-09-26 20:39:44
 
sounds like the orc wc2 pre mission voice
2006-09-26 20:49:34
 
Ted stevens, lol.
2006-09-26 21:20:04
 
youre like martin luther king
2006-09-26 21:28:01
 
just when i thought ytmnd couldn't get any better....
2006-09-26 21:40:40
 
someones bitter...
2006-09-26 22:10:07
 
On the contrary, I'm just being aloof and retarded.
2006-09-26 22:14:26
 
olmec = win
2006-09-26 22:17:19
 
Brilliant
2006-09-26 22:18:49
 
yay complaints, we need more of those
2006-09-26 22:24:11
 
bff
2006-09-26 22:26:38
 
it was like.... BOOM *5*... and then I lost track of the bodies...
2006-09-26 22:30:47
 
You just CAN'T make a bad YTMND, can you?
2006-09-26 22:35:18
 
also c*cks! (also mocking!!)
2006-09-26 22:36:31
 
5, just because you did an Olmec site that had an original voice clip
2006-09-26 22:43:54
 
love the ted at the end
2006-09-26 23:02:21
 
5d for truth
2006-09-26 23:03:23
 
lol, personal internets
2006-09-26 23:05:47
 
Very funny.
2006-09-26 23:06:29
 
This rock is ready to roll!
2006-09-26 23:16:44
 
you need to have the good loftht music
2006-09-26 23:28:47
 
5'd. o_o Wow..
2006-09-27 00:05:03
 
Rules.
2006-09-27 00:10:18
 
REALLY GOOD!!! BUT PLEASE ADD THE COOL MUSIC!!!
2006-09-27 00:27:42
 
Syncan you freakin jerk.. you of all people, I would think you would understand my pain... oy. 1'd for preloader with no sync. Its freakin ruining YTMND, I'm telling you.
2006-09-27 00:34:26
 
Phenomenal, I loved the first one and this is is juts as original and in new direction!
2006-09-27 12:51:16
 
You have followed the right path, Syncan!
2006-09-27 12:58:15
 
:D Syncan, you rock.
2006-09-27 13:51:47
 
hahahahaah, damn syncan... This ranks up there with your best. ( btw, I actually liked the Kirk whoopie cushion one, but you probably knew that already)
2006-09-27 15:03:05
 
Are you really Olmec? Where is the nearest temple where I can worship?
2006-09-28 14:43:20
 
Stupid reason SpliceVW... Sometimes sound cuts out if preloader is not used. I pretty much recommend it for all but the shortest sound clips.
2006-09-29 00:52:35
 
Olmec was great!
2006-09-29 21:46:10
 
Excellent!
2006-09-30 00:03:05
 
I'll help you out, why not?
2006-10-06 08:09:08
 
syncan, i love you dude. your the original and this site is so true about "the next generation" of ytmnd. Its not funny nor original. You the man now dog syncan
2006-10-15 18:17:51
 
actually you forgot poland
2006-10-16 17:43:17
 
What the f*ck. XD
2006-11-18 01:31:31
 
2006-12-17 22:05:29
 
Did you do Olmec's original voice? lolololololololol
2007-01-21 04:29:36
 
haha I forgot how good this was