Boll has no balls.

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E-mail this to him or something

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Take him down. I'm talkin DOWNTOWN!

Boll needs to go down.

F*CK HIM UP!

I couldn't navigate his website for the life of me, mattdozeb. It's in this crazy moon language.

Lol @ boll has no balls.

Good luck

Grammar errors and being ugly deserves a 1.

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Epic.

Go f*ck him up.

I think Uwe's movies suck just as much as anyone else here, but this is pretty lame...

your f*ckign lame

you're :eng101:

F*ck Uwe Boll and f*ck his films.

He's not going to be making very many more films. They closed the German tax loophole that allowed him to put together the funding. Why do you think he's staging these elaborate publicity stunts? Just ignore him, I guarantee you he won't make another film. At least not one that gets a wide release.

If anything, I just want to beat him for the sin that will be the Dungeon Siege movie. Or at least the trailer. Jason Statham's career isn't exactly going to extraordinary places, but sh*t man.

EPIC

lol good luck but i bet you, you're going to get rocked ;)

i eagerly await his Wii Sports movie

nothing like a good sponsorship and some glowing text to rake in the fives!

If he had balls he'd fight all his critics at once..

I hate Toilet Boll (just look at the first sites that I made for YTMND) more than probably anyone, yet your idea won't happen. Why? Becuase Toilet Boll only has experience in fighting (that's why he would fight critics with zero experience in boxing...Except the one who knew a little bit and even he didn't do any damage to the Toilet) and zero experience in directing (his movies prove this). Toilet Boll has probably never played a video game in his life and you would OWN him.

The "experienced" boxer was technically an amatuer boxer, but he had no actual fights to speak of, just spar experience. I'm going to update the image tommorow with more information, I really just threw this one up in a rush.

I laughed pretty hard at that EMT part (even though it wasn't a joke) but god I just can't stand nerds of this caliber, and this is coming from somebody who spends hours in a row on the computer

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The man challenges those who hate his movies to a boxing match, yet will continue to make crappy films. Way to go there Toilet! Can you guess what the Toilet was in school? Yep, he was the bully. Plus, how fair is it to fight people HALF your age? Not fair if you ask me. Toilet Boll just became an even bigger loser after this whole boxing B.S. and if he had any balls he would fight someone who was close to his age and boxing experience...But that won't happen since Toilet Boll isn't THAT stupid.

MGS3 music, cool.

Give 'em hell kid.

Well good for you! I'm glad someone is standing up to animal hording. Those puppy mills are a disgrace to humanity! Oh wait, what was this about?

I hope you beat that guy and make a YTMND of the event. That moron should be knocked down a peg or two. I'm assuming you e-mailed him?

If I knew his e-mail, he'd have gotten a formal challenge. Instead, I just gave up and decided "hey, YTMND"

way to end a sentance in a preposition

Sentence. Don't grammar nazi me plz.

hero of the internets

That'll be interesting if he actually sees this.

does he have a site or something? Mailbomb it with this!

I don't like Uwe Boll either, and I hate his movies, but you and this YTMND are very Boll-like. You took some stuff that was interesting before and is interesting by itself (even if it's material I don't hold in the highest regard), and then you added pretty much nothing and made it about you to get attention--making an altogether uninteresting piece of work. You should have sent it directly to the person you want to see it (which I wish Boll would do), because it's an eyesore to the public.

That said, I hope he does hear something about it. Most likely he'd pretend he never heard of it so that he doesn't have to face defeat--as we all know, the guy knows jack sh*t about video games. If he does catch wind of it and something comes of it, good luck. It just doesn't seem like quality YTMND material to me, much like Boll's movies aren't quality film. If it's the best medium for it, I guess I can't blame you for using it. At least you make a point, unlike Boll.

LOWTAX GOT THE SH*T BEAT OUT OF HIM LIKE HE DESERVED AND UWE BOLL MADE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE AN EVEN BIGGER DOUCHE. EVERYONE WINS!

your picture scared me =(

You know, it's not really a big deal if somebody makes bad movies, you know...

^ er, sorry for the redundant "you know"

I manage a multiplex, and even though we didn't BOOK Bloodrayne to play, Uwe's film distributors sent us the film anyway. Apparently this happened to HUNDREDS of other movie theaters across the country....what did they expect to happen....that we'd ACCIDENTALLY put the film together, ACCIDENTALLY put it on the program schedule, ACCIDENTALLY sell tickets to it, and ACCIDENTALLY run it through a projector??

FINAL BATTLE FOR THE FATE OF THE INTERNETS! Also, video game movies.

Monkeysquat: I'm not looking to sock the dude in the jaw, as satisfying as that would be. I just wish to put him to shame in games, which would by far prove more interesting for everyone. If the guy can train to box, he can pick up a ps2 controller and learn to play some Virtua Fighter. At the very least, all that would ever come out of this is a "No, I will not play you" or a pretty interesting matchup. I totally see your point though.

sounds like the uwe ball thing from harry potter

Damn, are there videos of these guys getting their asses kicked? Particularly Lowtax?

http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/round1.wmv -- an alternate version: http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/round1-2.wmv -- and the post-fight interview: http://v.somethingawful.com/misc/lowtaxlive.asf

I didn't think there was anything that I could care so little about.

I'm 5'ing this because douches ought to be called out and shown up. Not a particularly good ytmnd, but good substance. What exactly is up with your pic though...you might want to look at the screen when you kick the sh*t out of Boll...just a suggestion.

The photo for the bout poster will show up when he accepts. In the meanwhile, a goofy picture will do.

Wow. great timing on the transistion.

i wonder if nothing0011 is an alt acct

Be a man and play him on Dark Ressurection. (Pro T5 player btw.) Unpatched PS2 for the loss.

challenge him to a duel with real pistols

wow kyanka got f*cking owned

Jammno: Go ahead and buy me DR then. I sure as hell don't have the spare cash right now and I've been dying to play.

Just win a cabinet at nationals. ;-/

the fight is just stupid

Playing Nina on 5.1 is enough to throw me off my game, I wouldn't dare try nationals on DR. Be a good sport and buy me DR for christmas or something ;x

I f*cking hate that guy.

Wow, lowtax is a pussy. Run lowtax, run!

Too bad it had to be lowtax. I wish he challenged maddox, because having a video of somebody beating the sh*t out of maddox would pretty much make my year.

I broke my Nina card when the patch hit. :~(

EMO!

yeah the guys who got beat all said they lost fair and ^2

It begins.

I want to see Lowtax fight Eric Bauman and Max in a royal rumble.

who was the one he "refused to fight"? Was it that Spanish critic who he'll fight later on?

I've got my money on Justin.

I hate you more than Uwe Boll.

Uwe Boll is a bad, bad man. Im ashamed of him as a German.

Honestly, f*ck that guy

Uwe refused the fighters that could beat him...

oh yea let's all get involved in this sissyfest

you rock!

Hope he accepts.

Heh, I'm 16, no professional training, and I'll gladly go box with Uwe Boll because his movies are sh*tty.

Too nerdy to be serious.

He knocked out Lowtax? ...kick his f*cking ass.

haha. never going to happen but we can all have dreams

Hmm some german guy. *googles* he's going to ruin the farcry series

Give him hell. Give him HELL.

So send him an e-mail.

Here justin, I just saw your response to what I said. So I checked his site. I think this is his e-mail. vertrieb@boll-kg.de

I'd love to challenge him, 'cept I'm a girl and therefore suck at videogames (I wIN TEH SSBM TOURNEEZ)

i cant believe he searches the internet for critics. hes must be very insecure...well if i made the movies he made i would be insecure too.

I accept your challenge, i'll meet you in my ass

Needs to be a little slower. But seriously, kick his ass!

Pfft I bet you're just another yoshi egg picking f*ggot like everyone else online.

AWESOME I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS *SS KICKED

Kick his ass! :D

...am i the only one who noticed that the date is wrong? It happened the 23rd, not the 24th of September. This was Saturday, right? Anyway, I fully support this; Uwe Boll is a huge douche who misrepresented the whole boxing event and is a complete whore. If he's trying to gain respect in the American movie market, he really shouldn't even bother; his movies make most of their money in the foreign market anyway.

Uwe Boll probably trained for the fight while no one else cared or took him seriously when he said it was just a joke, he's that much of a lame c*nt.

uhhh who?

lol I'd just knife him, I don't fight fairly with anyone like that.

1 until you send this to him.

Challenging him to video games? You lose.

You rock

I fived this because Ed Wood sucked.

Guess what? Someones here to DEFEND Uwe Boll. You know that crap Lowtax was on about about how Uwe Boll promised to train him? Bullsh*t. He's just pissed off that he lost. And you know what else? HE CHOSE TO BE THERE. Now he claims it was just a PR stunt. If they don't like this man, why the HELL would they participate in this? They're LOSERS, CRYBABYS, and WIMPs. Can anyone explain to me what the HELL a FAKE boxing match is? This isn't friggen wrestling! What were they gonna do, stand around and fake...

Hey, guy, Lowtax was planning to lose the fight from the start. Which is why his name is mysteriously absent from the gif.

punches? People would buy tickets to that? Uwe Boll is not the best film maker but HOLY JESUS he is nothing close to being the worst. His film are under rated and no one gives them a chance. Even worse, people insult him and THREATEN him online like they have some personal vendetta against him. No other film maker gets this much crap, so don't be surprised when Uwe Boll does something like this. He didn't run after his fans and corner them and beat the sh*t out of them, he CHALLENGED, they accepted, he...

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won and after going extremely easy on them too. Uwe Boll is one of the few film makers out there whose not afraid to stand up to whiny bitchy critics who know sh*t about film making, and I respect him for that. If LowTax had said "Yeah he kicked my *ss but his movies still suck" I'd respect him. But he whined, he bitched, and now he looks like an idiot on camera.

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I want to bash his skull with my bare hands. Or any object that is nearby. I'd kick his *ss Dead Rising style: with just about anything that isn't nailed down.

slow it down some

And the 17 year old kid was givewn a doctors notice and chose to be in this fight.

Kill him dead.

five'd

.> *adds obligatory 4 star rating*

slow it down a fraction