lol

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket FTW

Art...?

ROFL CHICKEN BASKET. YOU ROCK.

Different and good.

i was going to 4 you but then i read the description and well i have to add one more star. yet i would like more frames... whatever....

I'll see about updating the image a bit later, then. I just don't really see what else to do with it right now.

I F*CKING LOVE THIS! LOL! "uhhh... Holy Sh*t"

That is exactly what I'd say.

that astronaut is talking like a sailor.

I'm a diabetic, only for pretentious sh*t. I was doing okay until I read the site description, then I went into a coma.

That's the first post I've ever seen from deep inside a coma. Your point is taken and respected. I being myself, disagree. Cheers.

Also, nobody I know of ever said opinions are necesarily bad. I have mine, you've got yours. The description has been slighly updated in response to your comment.

lyght55: No, I think he's just paying a visit. :p

"You doubt me?!"

5'd

Symbolism? Theistic? Maybe you should look these words up. See, I see the face of God that can't even open his eyes when his creation is in front of his face. That looks like Deistic ideals to me. I'm just saying that you are kind of a joke.

◄The ironic thing is most atheists still wouldn't believe in God if they saw Him face to face. They'd still try to find some way to rationalize. 3 for something kind of different.►

See, THIS is the right way to make a YTMND about religion.

+1

*Beep* Holy mother of f*cking christ. We cannot f*cking believe it. Over.

I like it

Well there he is. I don't know what you did, but I think you really hit the mark with this one. It just works.

Huh. I think anything I said would just detract from the ingenuity of this, so "huh" will suffice for now.

Why does God need a starship?

lol @ Andar. To Whetstone: I am not an atheist. I am agnostic. Manicbomber: I know exactly what theism is. I also know what deism is, but I am not partial to either. Also, you claim to recognize some symbolism in this site yet you accuse me of not knowing the meaning of the word. But that's alright; I don't take it personal. Cheers.

Holy. Living. F*ck.

I suspect if we ever found god he'd tell us he has nothing to do with any religion.

all i see is a glowing blue vagina

"We cannot f*ckin believe it".

If I saw god's face, I'd be like, "Your face is a lot less infinite than I was expecting. I bet you couldn't even take Chunk in a fight."

lol

Whetstone wouldn't know God if She bit him on the ass. Yes, that's right. God has a vagina.

lol

btw I don't even consider this to have anything to do with religion (either bashing it or not), it's just funny because of the audio since it's what anyone would be thinking if they ran into God in space :P

Truely epic!

GOD IS A CRT MONITOR!

"The ironic thing is most atheists still wouldn't believe in God if they saw Him face to face. They'd still try to find some way to rationalize." whetstone, why do you keep dissing us right to our face like this? Is it ok for us atheists to hold an opinion? And why group us like this, there are weak atheists and strong atheists. I'm a weak atheist for your information. God's existance can't be proven or disproven with any information we have at the moment. I'm beginning to dislike you, whetstone.

roger copy that...

Sexy mofo will fav this, watch.

HOLY LIVING F*CK!

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket!

Jesus H. Christ

lol id defenatley say jesus h christ in a chicken basket

RawNuts: You're not an atheist. You're an agnostic like myself. You basicly described yourself that way perfectly. It's okay to say "I don't know" when it's something people have struggled with for thousands of years, unlike a theist or atheist who actually takes a position rather than admit they don't know...

5'd just for pointing me to that performance of the "HOLY F*CKING SH*T MAN WALKS ON F*CKING MOON" article

2'd cos the bible belongs in the fiction section

Heehe, love it

eeeeeeeeehhhh........ holy sh*t.

HAHAHAH!

This is fantastic, man.

Whetstone: You're thinking of Christian apologists, not atheists. Bill Craig, for example, has admitted that he wouldn't disbelieve the Resurrection even if he saw the corpse with his own eyes -- he'd find a way to rationalize it. Arktis: You win, good day sir.

I laughed.

what movie is the sound from?

I lol'd! 5!

OMFG ROFL i think i just pissed myself

lol

Full vid here gents http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIkHLO93lCA

The Onion rules btw.

XD

we can't....f*cking....believe it...

Ohh sh*t, a giant gandalf in space!

So that's where Jerry Garcia's been.

lol, so damn funny

Okay, so it's a giant projection of Leonardo Da Vinci? :-) 5.

I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thanks.

No one can f*cking believe it

I didn't enjoy this...

lol

Very well done.

Cool...

Fantastic. I consider myself an athiest/agnostic as well, but I can appreciate this. In fact, I'd dare say even more so. "Oh sh*t, we were wrong, my bad! So ummm, Hi there!"

Original. Different.

Uh, roger that, we cannot f**king believe it.

Holy sh*t. This is almost as dramatic as one minute ago, when I clicked a link on the front page and was taken to a YTMND that was actually REALLY good. Holy f*ck -- are you believing this? Roger, 5 stars -- Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket.

"I'm a diabetic, only for pretentious sh*t. I was doing okay until I read the site description, then I went into a coma."

All religous differences aside I think this was pretty funny, you get a 5, goodjob.

HE'S GOING TO EAT THE ASTRONAUT, OH MY GOD.

what song is that?

chicken basket

cursing 4*

wheres the funny?

Agnostics are Christians who dont want to have go to church, but are afraid of hell (imo)

"Jesus Christ in a chicken basket" is probably the best quote I've heard all year.

Agnostic for the win. I didn't laugh but you get a four cause this is a sound piece of work. Good job.

Those who are refuse to accept that there could be someone such as god are every bit as delusional as those who refuse to accept that there couldn't be one.

Damnit, extra verb. Anyway, forgot: 5 for creativity

cool

Epic

im too lazy, but a good parody of this would be raptor jesus with the jp song "omfg its a dinosaur. holy sh*t..."

well done..s/b ytmndnsfw though

Cute.

5 just cuz of the Onion reference

well, you can be wrong and still be funny.

I doff my cap to you, sir.

5'd im buddhist but its nice to see something funny, not bashing a religion and not improving its image, nice.

awesome, an astronaut

LMAO!!!! NICE!

Godamn, after all the comments I've seen on this I really wish I had a soundcard. Also, although I am an agnostic, I take the position of athiesm due to my opinion that religion has done more harm than good on the "mortal world".

This would be a truely great ytmnd if you just had the music.

Different, indeed!

◄The ironic thing is most atheists still wouldn't believe in God if they saw Him face to face. They'd still try to find some way to rationalize.► Since when does god have a face? If ifs and bus were sugar and nuts, we'd all have a godparty. Until then: c*cks.

Also 4 for Star Trek V in-jokery and big, blatantly-not-there god.

Um... but it's The Onion, and Richard Strauss - Also Sprach Zarathustra

2001, star trek, onion, and comedy genius. I like it.

From Wikipedia's Star Trek V entry: "The name of the mythical planet Sha Ka Ree was derived from the name of the actor originally sought for the role of Sybok: Sean Connery, who was unavailable because he was busy filming Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade." YTM, N! D.

chicken basket?

well, this has to be the weirdest thing I've seen so far today...

OMGLOLOMGLOL. I'm now tempted to think that all the obnoxious religious debate that's gone on lately was worthwhile since it inspired a YTMND this classic and awesome. Arktis, you are bigger than Jesus. ;)

+4 for ytmnd because even though the funny part was stolen, you cited it and edited it, and +1 for description.

Jesus H Christ in a chicken basket LOL

An astronaut could hardly be that close to the Earth's atmosphere, untethered and alone, as he would be pulled to the surface by gravity and die. Idiotic.

Jesus H Christ

People should keep their mouths shut if they don't know wtf they are talking about. You can orbit a body any distance outside of the atmosphere. You could orbit the moon a few feet above its highest elevation.

That'd be cool.

"RawNuts: You're not an atheist. You're an agnostic like myself" Hey, you're right! Thank you for teaching me a word to better describe my beliefs :D

ROFL

LOL'D

You sob

lol

religious bitches struggling to keep up. lol

5 for god, 2001 Space Odyssey [sic?], and astronauts

We copy your Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over. *beep*

JESUS H CHRIST IN A CHICKEN BASKET

You... f*cking... win, over. chhhhk

Where's Buddy Christ when we need him??

Youre atheist, its impossible to function as an "I dont know"ist.

lol,ed 5 for God

MARVELOUS

Great YTMND. Made me laugh. Off topic though, you won't find God as something in the natural universe anymore than you'll find an architect as one of the panels in a house.

HOLY MOTHER OF F*CK! THIS IS BEYOND YTMND

This is cool but 3 for kids geting Jesus and god mixed up.

jesus christ in a chicken basket

Holy mother of f*ck.

god needs to use his eye lightning beams on the astronaut :P

priceless!

This is awesome, nice work Arktis! I can't believe the comments I'm seeing from some very poor excuses for atheists/agnostics. This has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's belief (or not) in god. I'm an agnostic, and what I see here is a humorous take on what an astronaut might really say if they came face to face with a glowing, 9-story high bearded head. Yes, it resembles classical depictions of god. So what? Atheist or not, it's ingrained in all of us by media and popular mythology... much like Santa Claus. If you've downvoted this, and given favorable votes to any of those Santa-bot sites (for instance), you are both a hypocrite and a moron.

"This has absolutely nothing to do with anyone's belief (or not) in god." On one level, anyway. On a different level (the symbolism to which Arktis referred), it is a clever commentary on the existence of god. Pokes fun at the ridiculous notion that "god exists through our faith alone, and that's why he doesn't show himself to us". Nonsense. He does just that, repeatedly, throughout the Old Testament. So where is he now? And why does he not just, for example, press his face up to one of our astronauts, or some other display which could settle the debate on his existence, which religion is right, etc. Again, nice work Arktis.

OMG U SWORE LOL

Creative. Me likey.

Wow... everyone... thanks. :) AceEbb: You've pretty much nailed me in some respects and missed off in others. The fun part for me is that I don't have to say which ones are which. :p SilentObserver: That's a very good quote and I am going to remember it for a long time. But something to think about is that the architect of said house can still visit the house... or maybe I am extending the analogy too far.

hmm.....art??

This. Is. Brilliant.

Very awesome, I lol'd for a sec there

This is funny now, and it was funny back when I read it in my Onion "Century" calendar about 6 years ago. Properly cite your sources please. Then you get a 5.

But wherefore did you so much tempt the heavens?

haha this is a prophecy of wahts to come!!

tarkaan, I did cite it properly. Try following the two links in the audio citation. Do your homework before you go bashing someone.

well anyways, there you go... added "onion radio" in caps just so there's no confusion about it. *sigh*

This is pro star

Idea: Consider changing the title to something more accessible like "Man finds God." for those who don't know about the YTMND religion debates.

you had me at Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket

you had me at "Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket"

double postage FTL >:/

lol

This made my day. :D five4u.

HAHA uuuuhh holy sh*t!?

i like the chicken basket

FUNNY NOT FOUND.

Bullsh*t following links. I shouldn't have to follow a link to see where you got your content. It should be right there in front of me. You fail, please try again. ^_^

GET IN MAH BELLY

I'd piss my pants in disbelief if it were me.

you're funny

that is not god, but he is one big *ss dude... I would worship and grovel at his feet if he showed up at my door.

God has a poor refresh rate.

hahah "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket"

are you f*cking believing this, over?

lol

Chicken basket...leeroy would be proud

lol.

is that a giant pussy? you get an F for fugly

ROFLMAO

I am religious, and the only thing wron with this YTMND is that the astronauts takin jesus name in vain, BUT this was f*ckign funny. 5.

Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket...LOL!

lol, divinity.

God sure stares alot like the Burger King does......

Jesus H. Christ. In a chicken basket! You have won an intarnet cake.

officaly the funniest ytmnd ever made

I wish I could upvote this over and over

holy living f*ck are you f*cking beliveing this roger copy that we can not f*cking belive it jesus h christ in a chicken basket holy uhh holy sh*t holy mother of f*ck mother of christ we can not f*cking belive this over

I laughed until I cried. Awesomeness. Thanks.

i lawled :)

Holy mother of f*ck.

Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket. God is going to kill us all.

I think thats what anybody would say face to face with God. Just utter disbelief.

F*cking awesome.

niiiiiiice......

Like many others think, i thought the "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket" was hilarious. But the fact that they still said 'Over' and 'Roger that' in their transmissions also got me.

lol god

That was funny pure and simple. If you didn't put anything about religion in your description, thus provoking a debate, we'd prolly have more "lawlz" and less....well.....not lawlz

oh...sh*t!

You win.

don't know why i haven't fav'd this yet :D

..Damn..