first

2nd

awesome song

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what are you a scene kid? jesus. 5d for url

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Eh, it synchs on IE, but not firefox for some reason.

hardcore does suck, that sounded more like grindcore than just regular hardcore

F*CKING 5 for WTC!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111

but don't call it gay. it pwns your music

This is a REAL song? wow

waking the cadaver, job for a cowboy, and cattle decapitation are good bands.

this type of music cant be entertaing but good job

What a terrible song.

Amen, brother.

lol 5 for Ugg

◄haha way to make fun of that crappy genre►

lol

those vocals are ridiculous.

Surely this can't POSSIBLY be passed off as music? ... can it?!

nope

this is in no way hardcore this is just crappy metal hardcore doesn't even sound metal still f*cking funny as sh*t though :D

Correction; That's sh*tty grind, not hardcore.

lolzzz too bad thats not hardcore, its called death metal and grind and it blows,,,

k everyone says grindcore. you get grindcore.

lol

Do Cannibal Corpse next, please.

I second mlv's comment.

I don't even know what that is. haha.

A very sh*tty new grind band.

OMG THATS SO FUNNY!!!

sounds like a burping contest... gone wrong..

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!

F*cking 5 for grindcore and a FAV for this YTMND being awesome in every way.

lol i hate those f*gs

God I hate grindcore.

lol

lawl

Do AxC and Carcass

Cannibal Corpse's vocals are too hearable, try Dying Fetus or Cryptopsy

people accually listen to that complete crap?

Sadly, yes. :'[

lolz

5 because I like Shredded Wheat too. Um, I mean... Ughh uggh uuuggggggghhhhhh!

there are a million of these sh*ts on youtube

omglawlza!

haha i still have my haliarous cattle decapitation shirt...

hahah the actual video for that song is sick

Heh, Canadian.

WHEAT!!!

thats a good song.

i lol'd, amazing

HOLY SH*T THATS AWSOME!

grindcore is funny

that is the worst song ever created.

God, my sister blasts this and her hardcore crap everymorning when she gets up. It is teh suck.

Jun Jun.

So Grindcore is another genre broken from rock, that doesn't really sound different from anything else but has another name anyway.

im pretty sure its spelled color, not colour.

That the British spelling, genius.

+1

"WAH, GRIND/HARDCORE RUINS ME AND MY POWER METAL!!!! :'(" and it's grindcore... so those probably ARE the lyrics to the song. the lyrics are crazy there one band that has a song about kicking puppies.

lmao. I'm sorry that i recognized this song.

this is true ownership.

the vocals are the only thing that suck. Grind is not too good in my opinion. Good death metal like Nile is good though. And for those who like the hardcore screamy bands you are considered a f*g. Hardcore is just as bad as grind.

those are accual lyrics tard!

I'd like to feel your arm

god, waking the cadaver is awful

XD

This is exactly why I hate hard metal rock. But I hate you just as much. Don't worry there is enough hate for everyone. everyonefails.ytmnd.com

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Mmm. Shredded Wheat.

lol waking the cadaver has laughable vocals but some heavy music :)

you fail, please try again ^_^

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5'd for Waking The Cadaver. sick guttural grind.

the shredded wheat saved this one

5'd for introducing me to Waking the Cadaver, an excellent sounding band. A little slow for grindcore, though. For my grindcore needs I loves me some Nasum.

hahahahahahahaha this is AWESOME!!!

fived because cookie monster bands are f*cking gay.

the singer sounds like a squealing piggie.

grind core phails, how ever this is neet. -1 for grind core ear bleeding crap...

ROFL at the shredded wheat part XD

such a love for random things....can you even call that music?

5'd for general hilarity, and that awesome picture of the guy with the gum.

This isn't grindcore. Grind - An Albatross, The Number 12 Looks Like You, Draculacore.

Correction, Grind is Napalm Death and Carcass.

Hey, thanks a lot!

the only thing not cool about wtc is their drummer.

I can't wait to show this to my friend that used to be into this kind of sh*t.

WAKING THE F*CKING CADAVER!!! I'd 5 if you wouldn't have called it gay.. so..

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Shredded wheat did it for me, 5

1'd for calling it gay

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oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink oink

WHEAAAAAAT

So if you cough into a microphone for a few minutes and add some riffd you can cut an album?

LOL, waking the cadaver is f*cking terrible.

bwaaahhh!!!!

Your all idiots, the number 12 is not grindcore, that is not f*cking hardcore, and your all just idiots, but a well made YTMND i must say.

isnt that death metal grindcore is just offbeat hardcore similar to mathcore who knows too many cores

These are way better when more than you and your friends know the song.

Actually, that song ain't that bad

I like growling myself, but when it just becomes gurgling it's a bit much.

hahah, genius.

Death metal != Grindcore. Death metal has musicians.

if my mom ever heard me listening to that shed fall over and die

Shredded wheat. It's even a pun.

not even close death metal FTW!

+1 for changing the title, hardcore is actually amazing. even though i hate this crap too, dont call a genre of music gay. its all opinion.

Bear attack.

holy sh*t awesome

Five for c*ckeyed.com

LOL SHREDDED WHEAT FOR THE WIN

Not a grindcore song, it's death metal. Grind usually doesn't have picking like that. Also, gay? I missed the lyric about guys making out.

Death metal has more of a song structure. Grind core the song changes up like crazy and the singers sound like animal beast things where as in death they sound like demons or something not as squealy. Death= mostly low pitched ending on vocals. In grind you get more of the brees and gwees.

Scratch that I'm wrong. Metal and its many sub-genres are just so confusing. Why does there have to be so many damned sub-genres. I could make up a new one called *ss Metal and it would become its own type.

+1

yeahhhhhhhhhh

by far...the hardcore flashing shredded wheat won teh internets

madog you were on the right track before. It's not a hard distinction. Mainly just: Grind=intentionaly off rhythm guitars metal=tight rhythms

1.) not grindcore as title implies. 2.) not hxc as URL implies. 1 star.

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2006-09-11 21:34:45 madog Death metal has more of a song structure. Grind core the song changes up like crazy and the singers sound like animal beast things where as in death they sound like demons or something not as squealy. Death= mostly low pitched ending on vocals. In grind you get more of the brees and gwees. nah dude you are right

THIS IS NOT GRINDCORE OR HARDCORE. THIS IS METALCORE OR DEATHCORE. LEARN MUSIC PLEASE N THNX

cool, gets 55555

Make the Background Black!

Who gives a sh*t *what* genre it falls under? No one here should. What concerns me more is first getting it to even qualify as music. This had me laughing so hard. Nice going. Enjoy this five and my favorite.

rofl

i really dont like this song or this band's material deathcore is boring and overrated

ree ree ree ree ree

oh wtf, why's everyone dissing this?

v00t: because it's not music. It's a dude inhaling painfully into a microphone.

Frikkin' funny. Thats all. Please extend the GIF.

good job on the sh*tty sinc.

shredded wheat ftw!

it's sounds put together in an orderly rhythm with a melody. it b music. i'll admit, it's not the very best, but i think styles of music like this should get the respect they deserve. metal is often faster-paced than other types of music, which makes it harder to play, which takes talent. it's ok if you dont like the sound of it, but it IS music.

now idk if that made any sense, but it was my best attempt.

Grindcore for the win.

And oh sh*t, if you want to be all elitist about the genre, it's not traditional Carcass goregrind, but whatever. The YTMND still amused me.

it's a great YTMND, but people dis too much

Very good, please translate some Norwegian death metal.

youtube.com

O_O

Is that band for real? They suck XD But the song interp RULED

yay!

f*cking metal

laff

shog thought shog hate it would

Seriously guys, I keep getting 1s from people saying it is the wrong genre. I cannot name it all of them. I do not listen to this music, so I would not know the true genre. ps. changed to not gay!

wtf that sounds like grind not death metal

This thing even classifies as music?

that song sounds like shredded sh*t on a snare drum

That song was awful. That ytmnd was awesome.

You get a LOL-WUT award.

Made me chuckle.

ROFL

Call it grindsomething. Deffo not death metal. Death metal is just a bit understandable ;p

hah. i was wondering when i'd open up a ytmnd one day to hear a breakdown... this made me laugh

SHREDDED.... WHEAT!!!!!!!!!!

win

Omfg i cracked up at the end. NICE

"OMG THIS ISN'T SH*TTY MUSICAL GENRE #1! THIS IS SH*TTY MUSICAL GENRE #2! HOW DARE YUO!!1 ONEZORZZZZ!!!1" Give me a break. Who gives a sh*t?

haha nice.

hahahaha,wow... sh*te music. listen to faith no more, kiddies.

this doesnt count as music. 5'd, im lenient with what i can call good music, but the lyrics absolutely destroy any chance at being close to listenable.

EPIC

I lol'ed

3 because you're sort of cracking on death metal (which is a good thing)

whoops i meant 5

thanks.

Wow, death metal FTL.

I like shredded wheat!!!111oneone!11

shredded wheat ftw.

you spelled "color" wrong

I can't stand "br00tuhl" death metal.

LOL

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT!

Much win.

I like to chew on gum

that's not f*cking hardcore, you imbecile, nor is it pure grind. It's called Death Grind. It's an actual strand of metal.

I LIKE TO PULL YOUR ARM

Why in god's name would anyone listen to this?

Anything-Core is f*cking gay. That's not Death metal, it's way too grind.

screamo suuucckkss. scene kids suuuccckk. hardcore suuuuccckkss. this made me lol :D.

!!!!!!! LOVE IT

Upvoted for not taking silly subgenres of music seriously. Downvoted for YouTube clones.

aahahah that song is actually pretty cool

UGGGGGG

i still dont hear any words

Hahahah this is awesome... Anyone know what band that is at all ? sounds like some sh*t I listen to... goregrind/grindcore

I love death metal, but that song was really terrible XD

Good god, that's not even screaming from the bowels of his lungs, that's at least the middle of his duodenum or something.

hahaha

it's deathcore, for the record, anyone who says otherwise is wrong.

Spitzel is right, this is metalcore. You can tell by the sh*tting breakdowns and funny vocals.

umm color?...not colour....

I don't mind death metal/ grindcore or whatever... but seriously you're not supposed to growl that low. It sounds like he's doing it from like 15 feet away using a pipe.

Wheat had me LOLing.

Felicitaciones, Señor! ¡Usted tiene éxito! :D

He isn't really growling. $5 says he's just doing some kind of deep inhaling or something.

1 for WTC :)

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death/grind/hardcore fans are defined by their assertion that no matter what band you name, you have the genre wrong, noob. This type of gayness is often accompanied by sh*tty taste in metal.

5'd because death metal owns

metal-archives considers waking the cadaver to be Death Metal.

Waking the Cadaver is absolutely idiotic the music video for this borderlines something illegal, they basically dismember a cheerleader.

THIS VIDEO IS STOLEN go to - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI for the real deal.

Please come and comment on the real video, this is a stolen version as you will clearly see by the dates! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCBSX0XDSVI

omfg loved it

I dunno how this is considered death metal, breakdowns don't deserve a place on the archive at all. It's a really obscure entry with one demo to begin with, and it's listed as Death/Groove Metal, which translates not really death metal

Hahahah shredded wheat has just become hardcore.

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It is not, in fact, stolen because it has never been done before on YTMND. Is this youtube?? No, it isn't.

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It's not the worst theft because you did include the URL in image origin, but you added absolutely nothing to it and called it "edits."

lol

You didnt make it! YOU JERK!

For insulting the greatness of death metal, this ytmnd is 1'd FTL. Go back listening to your asinine pop "music" now you metrosexual scientologist.

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rolf That was hilarious. Good job.

haha. funny sh*t. too bad the song sucks ass.

you had me on wheat.

ugh, death metal, its terrible

Meh, not one of my faves but it's still better than f*cking rap.

Sounds like he's burp-talking.

LlamasandMidgetsAreOnfire

That guy needs to be shot. Along witht he whole band/.

BEST LYRICS EVER

this ytmnd is METAL AS F*CK!

wowowowow im a fan of metal but im pretty sure this is Suicide Silence they got that on all there sites explain??? still funny tho

Fixed i was wrong sorry

5'd b/c of shredded wheat

Change back to gindcore plz. deathmetal isnt this bad.

f*cking br00tal

i cant tell the difference between death metal black metal grindcore hxc its all the f*cking same thing to me

5 for the music, and everyone who said this aint music, go back to your rap-sh*t and die there

Well you're off my favorites because you lied about the image origin, but you did inspire this: http://loldoublemeaning.ytmnd.com/ So keep the 5.

spelled color the f*g way, 1

I LIKE TO CHEW ON GUM!

http://www.requestlyrics.com/read.php?1,696893,696893,quote=1 Someone's already using your lyrics!

I spelt it colour because i am english not because i am a f*g, color is a bastardised version.

Wow that song sucks

CLASSICAL MUSIC FOR THE WIN

noice.

instant f*cking win

ROFL ROFL ROFL omg, oh man, so funny, I love this

Dentistry! Juggy-jigga-wugga.

d-_-b

you WIN, please try again ^_^

Poor conipcious... No one cares this was stolen from him.

shredded wheat

sHREDDED wHEAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

how did he get his voice like that?

This is fecking hilarious!

Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.

First off this isn't Hardcore, nor is it Grindcore. It's Death Metal, albiet sh*tty. And is it bad that I saw them in concert a while back?

color > colour

I think it's obvious he's saying "like shredded meat",, not "like shredded wheat." Also, that's more grindcore/gore metal than anything. But definately not death metal. If you LISTEN to these genres, you will notice death metal incorporates a lot more melody and music theory.

+1

No.