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| Site Title: | Vending Machine Martyrdom | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | gloriainexcelsiscola.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | b2lskirnir | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-09-08 20:08:45 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | see Sources | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Gary Jules - Mad World, Donnie Darko OST | ||||||||||
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| Description: | I myself am an Evangelical Christian and am not criticizing anyones YTMNDs or beliefs. Religious/philosophical discussion is fine, but this just isn't the place for that sort of thing. Remember that old saying about arguing on the internet? | ||||||||||
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| FTW! | ||||||
| Hm hm hm hm.... ha ha ha ha.... | ||||||
| I got my penis stuck in a vending machine once. | ||||||
| ^^^ LMAO | ||||||
| but i like my soda... | ||||||
| F*ggy short film about sh*t I dont care about. 1'd. |
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| england prevails. | ||||||
| sh*t | ||||||
| Brilliant. | ||||||
| A soda machine killed my father, and raped my mother! ;'{ | ||||||
| vending machines aren't at fault here, the people are. don't blame the lifeless chunk of metal when the idiot who's messing with it dies a dog's death. | ||||||
| Thought it was alright until you denouced people simply having discussions to come closer to some truth. | ||||||
| ^ Sorry, I forgot to turn on the sarcasm detector | ||||||
| hhehehehe | ||||||
| LOL this is what ytmnd is about! | ||||||
| ABSOLUTELY agree, there are other places for religious debate. A little long, but funny. I'm tired of all the fighting WHERE IS THE LOVE, PEOPLE? | ||||||
| Btw, how did u manage to come up with such a random idea? | ||||||
| Excellent. | ||||||
| Deaths and injuries are never funny. If I wanted news I would go to CNN not YTMND. everyonefails.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| You tell 'em, b2lskirnir! | ||||||
| Oh, I actually made a craptacular student film about this with some of my friends my freshman year of high school on the topic of "Organizations or Causes I Support." I think I got a B. | ||||||
| I can't think of anything to say, I'm stunned speechless by the brilliance of this ytmnd. | ||||||
| news is for USA Today, funny is for ytmnd | ||||||
| 5'd for handling a subliminal message in a non-preachy way. But it's only a vending machine is really only a threat if they die. :) | ||||||
| HAY WHAT HAPPENS IF I PUT MY HEAD IN THERE?????? | ||||||
| Lol I live in Elkhart, Indiana! We're retarded | ||||||
| "LOL" | ||||||
| Real men play the claw game to save their sons! Oh, and -1 for Wikipedia as source | ||||||
| A vending machine killed my father. ='( | ||||||
| my dad long ago used to collect the blood money from theses machines. muhahahahaha | ||||||
| Wow, someone who understands parody! | ||||||
| as a school project i explained how claw machines were a big rip off to white trash and retards. muhahaha! | ||||||
| I see what you did there. | ||||||
| My spanish teacher once started ranting about how many people get killed by these things, i always just thought he was crazy till i saw this. | ||||||
| winnnar! | ||||||
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| Yes, I've had enough. We must declare these devil machines enemy combatants and place them in secret prisons where they get thier crotches mauled by dogs. What were we talking about? | ||||||
| So why contribute to the argument? | ||||||
| ever year millions die from aids...what are you doing to help? | ||||||
| rofl dude thats funny as hell nice job | ||||||
| You are a real American. | ||||||
| If that one from Elkhart is truely from elkhart, I've played that crane game the kid was in!
xD | ||||||
| nice, i never knew children got stuck in claw machines | ||||||
| Just noticed the domain name here, lol. A parody like this was sorely needed, thank you for making it. | ||||||
| f*ck religion and 2nd of all why do i smell bullsh*t when it comes to vending machines beating shark attacks | ||||||
| duuuurrr | ||||||
| DRINK COKE LOL | ||||||
| All I need is someone to sponsor this... then I might just die laughing. | ||||||
| We are the vending machineists of YTMND. Get used to us. | ||||||
| http://urbanlegends.about.com/b/a/005445.htm For the one who questioned the sharks | ||||||
| funny, I hoped on top of a popmachine and lift up and went nuts on it, while it said on a warning tag " do not climb, may cause death " and I am still writing this comment lol! | ||||||
| Both highly informative and pwnage of asinine dogmatic YTMND religious crap. Sweet | ||||||
| Sarcastic. Clever. 4 stars for you! | ||||||
| nicely done my friend. | ||||||
| I really hate this f*cking song. | ||||||
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| SHOG SMASH PETTY RELIGIOUS WARS WITH SATIRE | ||||||
| Good. There are more chances of getting killed by a vending machine than by a stingray. Why aren't all these over-emotional retards talking about going out to destroy some vending machines? Or do we have to wait until some celibrity gets crushed by one? | ||||||
| Keep guns legal! Decriminalization! | ||||||
| he put his vending machine penis in my shark mother. | ||||||
| Why do people hump vending machines... you still have to pay for soda?! | ||||||
| Lol btw Vector (A.K.A. Vector1337) is a Communist from Belgium who wants to spread communism around
YTMND. He upvotes all sites involving Communism (positively) and downvotes the sites that are
hate towards communism. His sites are rated more than 2.00, and is a very nice guy that likes
to share ideas with his buddy's. Vector's I.Q. is very high, and he doesn't like dumb people,
even if it's not their fault they're dumb. His average voting is 4.33, and he voted on 5465
sites.-Copied Directly From His Wiki Profile | ||||||
| Add derek smarts Vending machine war!
Derek Smart and The Coke Machine
Claims have been made to the effect that back in 1996, Smart attacked a Coca-Cola vending machine in the offices of publisher Take Two during talks with them over the premature release of his first game. | ||||||
| I'm an athiest. Most athiests, like me, aren't trolls, and probably won't even mention religion until someone decides to try to "save" us. | ||||||
| good job sticking it to the martyr. | ||||||
| this is awesome. good song too and I know 1 of the people who broke the machines at Palos verdes high! his name is david gardner. and there were 3 others with him. damn rich kids | ||||||
| "I see what you did there." At the end?! What is it?! It happens so fast! All I could see was a big coke logo. Someone say what it is please! | ||||||
| Omg this is so sad! All those poor martyrs ;_; What religion do I need to join to make me okay? | ||||||
| Those bastards. | ||||||
| OMG SEW SAD ;_; | ||||||
| Derek Smart added :) | ||||||
| Hahahaha.... well put sir, you win. | ||||||
| Or just bolt them to the wall... that's my highschool's solution to that.. well... people were stealing the vending machines | ||||||
| lol wtf was that kid doing inside that mechine | ||||||
| don't really care about what the site was about, but it had mad world-thus you get 5'd | ||||||
| What does this have to do with religion?
Who cares.
They also kill more people than stingrays | ||||||
| Vending machines never hurt me. | ||||||
| I can't say I feel very sorry for those people | ||||||
| I'm sure they would have lived out their life committing petty theft | ||||||
| bitch |
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| This one really made my day. I think I'm going to make flyers with this same message and put them on all the cars at a local church as retribution for some of the garbage they've stuck in my mailbox. | ||||||
| Erosion has killed more, if you count rockslides during rainstorms. | ||||||
| i love the music. and is that subliminal messaging at the end? i thought so. | ||||||
| amusing | ||||||
| "So what can YOU do about it?" I can LOL =D | ||||||
| Hilarious, also GREAT domain name. | ||||||
| Not gonna persecute you for your religion. But i am sick of the stupi awareness YTMNDS. also a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film | ||||||
| love it! | ||||||
| Flawless. ^_^ | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| You are unaware of how not funny you are and furthermore, you wasted your time.
P H A I L! | ||||||
| vending machine eats money and... Wait a minute!
I want coke NOW !
lol, wikipedia | ||||||
| Singular focus FTL: by using more than one medium to communicate a message (picture + sound + text) you are automatically eliminating any singularity. | ||||||
| and...
lol, BABYS IN VENDING MACHINES !! | ||||||
| 5 for "dividing once semi-harmonius community with religion debate..." | ||||||
| i was at work, and i wanted a coke, but the machine said it was sold out. i think the machine WANTS to hurt me | ||||||
| whats with all of these "power point" like ytmnds all of a sudden? no matter, it's random and made me lol so, 5'd | ||||||
| gimmie my mingus dew, jerkface! | ||||||
| A solid 4. | ||||||
| small kids in claw machines are always funny | ||||||
| didnt make me laugh | ||||||
| Auto-5 for the pics of the stupid kids in the machines. I think the real question with the young kids is "Where the hell were the parents?" | ||||||
| How do you climb into a claw machine, but are unable to exit via the same means? | ||||||
| so what the hell is the subliminal message at the end?! can someone with photo whatever its called find out | ||||||
| well done | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| whatever he says, don't do it. | ||||||
| Those people deserved to die for stupidity. | ||||||
| To war my friends, we must crush the vending machine empire.
CRUSH OR BE CRUSHED I SAY. | ||||||
| uh | ||||||
| 5'd for "What you can do..." and subliminal ad. | ||||||
| lol the coca cola subliminal at the end is great | ||||||
| I actually go to Palos Verdes Peninsula High school, wierd huh?
All of the vending machines are completely GATED. That's right, they're FOOD PRISONS, LOL.
Wierd coincidence. :D | ||||||
| Needs the "unfunny truth" music, other than that it kicks butt | ||||||
| My GOD - these machines must be STOPPED. Doesn't anybody care ? Why don't those Washington fatcats DO something ? Are they ALL in the pockets of the all-powerful vending-machine lobby ? Why don't they THINK about the CHILDREN ?! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN ?! WON'T SOMEBODY THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN ?! WEEPING, I CRY UNTO A BLEAK, UNCARING HEAVENLY VOID, "IS THERE NO BALM IN GILEAD ?!" .... ... WHERE IS MY GOD NOW ?!?!?!?!?!?! | ||||||
| 5 for lampooning the current pro/anti religion stupidity. | ||||||
| you forgot the incident in 1993 when trooper butch duggan's hand was snared by a rogue coke machine which quickly exploded killing Mr. Duggan in the line of duty, we will never forget... | ||||||
| Lol intresting concept | |||||