needs more MOTHERLAND

sh*t

-1

you win my internets. and my neighbor's internets. just take them all.

Usually I hate these types of ytmnds, but that was hilarious. 4d

this guy has balls like grapefruits

Ha ha, take that you twat

Holy sh*t that was epic

lol, thats what your five girlfriends are for

rofl that dude wins at life

Hahaha, awesome

Old joke it funny. . . but old

I understand your needs as a TYMNDer, 5 stars.

+1

lmao that was amazing. 5 for you.

I loved the way you contrasted the screenshot of a website with the Mario sound which has been used in 1400 YTMNDs. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

F*CKING PWNED.

Good work. You're both insensitive now. ;)

Wow he has balls of spike covered steel. I would never have the guts do do that :/. Also men don't think with their heads....At elast i don't when it comes to sexual matters.

pwned!

Seen this a million times but it belongs on YTMND.

way old

epic pwnage FTW!

put that bitch in her place. Awesome.

He is a hero to men everywhere...

bitch got owned.

K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER

Change the sound, it's freaking anoying!

The dude is a dick, but I still lol'd.

OWNED! I'd dump the bitch.

3, I like the sound but that is a very old joke.

i wanted to read it but god damn the music is too annoying so i just exited out. turning down the volume is too much work.

HAAHah

oh yeah, i read it. havent read it forever its funny, but intolerable music + old image does not equal a good vote.

Seen it 1000 times... in chain emails... and you added nothing to it.

Change the music to what is love. im sure that fits in more .

dum da-dum-dum

nice

No sex until '08? I'm surprised he's not DEAD now! 3 because it's funny, but not an original work and not very creative.

roflmao, so good

sweet

BAM BITCH YOU GOT JACKED!

I can understand once in a while a girl may not be in the mood, but you just don't build up towards it and stop it like that. Plus, this guy is married to a greedy bitch. If they ever get divorced she's going to take everything. Still. Kudos sir. You have my respect.

lol, misogyny

thanks everyone. about the music i've been trying to change it for a while now but I keep getting an error message. going to keep trying. I've only done this once before.

F*CK YEAH

Flawless. ^_^

Well played =)

I give this a 5 for balls of steel, although 4 would have been better (-1 for overused SMB music)

yeah i read digg.com too

why again is this ytmnd material? Oh, is it the lame haddaway song, that's it right?!

Bad joke + crappy music = poned

lol, alimony.

So our musical pleasure is not guaranteed?

That was the best f*cking story I've heard in a long time.

took me a long time to read, but it was worth it.

Way to find the worst rendition of the joke... Find the better version, and i'll five it, newb.

First of all he's an idiot in marrying a woman like that. But he wins anyway.

YOU PH41L @ SUCKING LOL GG WP NO RE

fershiggs, is right, it needs more me....

The sexual urges are exactly the same unless of course your ugly. :)

OWNED for the motherland

Owned.

3 minus 1 for ie = 1

Lame. Email forward from someone with an AOL address lame.

5'd like a man

lol invest in hand lotion til spring of 08 = good idea

yeah you tell that stupid bitch

Amazing!

lol

Sorry, but I recieve this sh*t and it goes straight to my spam folder for deletion. DIE!

if i wanted to read stoies on a message board i would actuall use it instead of clicking on ytmnds

Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?

"3 minus 1 for ie = 1" 3-1=2... and its not IE its Avant. lemme guess you use firefox? ooo aren't we cool. search the web its not all its hyped to be. I never recieved this in a forwared email from AOL I got it from Digg.com and I never claimed this was originally written by me relax.

+1 for last comment

OLD

^he's right.

"I think she was testing me when she said she wanted a tennis bracelet, she does not even play tennis." That line almost killed me.

thats a true man right there.

god damn thats old

I've heard 9,000 variations of this same story, but 5 for being anti-bitches.

hahahahahaha! She was all about the bling-bling.

PWNED PWNED PWNED PWNED

f*cking owned

I've never seen it, and i thought it was hilarious. 5 for you.

That's the best thing I ever saw.

HAHA doesn't get funnier then that

older than the internet

exploiting woman's imperfections and faults never loses entertainment value.

F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Yeah... I got that spam email too.

f*cking YES.

that was pretty slick

rofl loved it

Pwned that greedy bitch.

HOLY SHT THATS THE FUNNIEST THING ID EVER SEEN id leave her and go get a hooker tho

= ytmnds made out of 9 paragraphs of text

This guy wins at life

old... a screenshot... not original... etc.

this makes a bad YTMND but the story is still pwnage.

"Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?" lol!

older than the internets

*HERO*

You can take a random song from ytmnd, and screenshot a few paragraphs that has been posted at least once in every forum in existance. Wow.

Damn straight! you want teh pretties, then YOU Pay f'r'em, Biznatch! Fivizzled!

dude get myspace its so cool

how funny can one thing get..

owned

LOL

I really liked this. 5'd!

snap. f'in snap!

Epic shun maneuver.

sh*t yes

Wow, she got told.

this deserves a much higher score

I lol'd

digg article doesnt equal a ytmnd

This is the oldest thing ever =/

"I've only done this once before." Time Travel?

i've read this. this is pretty sweet. go men. you should have the ghost love score playing during this. because this... is F*CKING EPIC.

sry, cnat read

lawl you win at lyfe

f*cking awesome