lol screwed. I love it.

I had to add PAGE 2 TODAY, that's how bad it's getting. No component or HDMI cables with premium/core PS3's and NO 1080P games because of framerate issues...

Why i got xbox 360...

NEEDS MORE GIANT ENEMY CRAB

lol, it's funny one of my friends said the PS3 would WIN the consol wars...heheheh......

just 1 more reason why sony/ps3 sucks. Granted it might MIGHT have better looking games but at 100 a game thats crap u can get a bunch of games for that. The only game that ps3 had for it was Assassins Creed...which is now on the 360 PWND

Two Christmasses for the 360 before the PS3 sees one. Ouch.

599 US DOLLARS!

"Put it all on 1 page for a 5." I can't do that LOL I had to delete my original site because I couldn't fit it all in - Sonys fault not mine :(

Ha! Playing Dead Rising on my 360 + laughing at Sony's downfall = a great time.

Wii for great justice!

+1

Video game fanboy sh*t

-1

little messy

sony hasn't had a downfall yet dumbass

"Ha! Playing Dead Rising on my 360 + laughing at Sony's downfall = a great time." - I'm jealous of you. This is coming from a reformed Sony fanboy. I made a huge mistake waiting for this piece of sh*t. Microsoft, here I come.

I like the domain. Meh otherwise.

Maybe make the scrolling a bit slower so you can read it?

Bob Ross approves ^.^ b

BAD NEWS AFTER BAD NEWS AFTER BAD NEWS AFTER BAD NEWS!

"Video game fanboy sh*t" - Yeah because I made all of this up... rofl /rolleyes I have a PS2/Xbox/Gamecube - had a 360 buddy... I will get a 360 again though ;P

-3 for fanboy garbage -1 for putting analyst reports, and half assed assumptions as some of the so called news reports. I follow the basic news and facts behind all 3 next-gen consoles since I'm not a hater of any kind. And the point is, some of those articles are created by those with no more information then we are given, and are just plain assumption. There have already been game demos done in 1080P at high FPS, so fail.

this is making me question my very existence

TCHBO!

Dizzam. I can't really lose faith in the PS3 until some Game makers start jumping ship. When NIS/NIS America, Square-Enix, Konami, Capcom, Atlus, and all the other kickass game makers say "F*ck it we're leaving you with your POS system Sony" and completely jump ship. If Atlus or NIS/NIS America move to the Wii or 360 I'll be right behind em. Screw console loyality :P

WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!

I wonder which hellhole Jrob2k7 crawled out of... systemwars or gamespot. Both full of fanboys like the topic creator, trying to hide behind non-bias oppinions or claiming to own all the consoles just so they can bash one for no reason. Anyone who 5' is a filthy fanboy and should gtfo ytmnd, this goes for any ytmnd made against any specific console.

-1

damn just got off a forum, i mean ytmnd creator :O

thank you for adding Giant Enemy Crab, if it's not too much to ask I think you should add "attack it's WEAKPOINT for MASSIVE DAMAGE" or not, it's still a great YTMND nonetheless

lol @ the sony fanboys.. you guys are sad.

no sadder then the anti-sony fanboys. Even so, for a ytmnd, its random pictures, and jumbled sounds, fanboyism or not, it doesn't deserve more then a 2', all the 5'ers were just anti-sony fanboys, who get off the failure of an opposing company.

Mmm, PC is always out!!

Nintendo 64 games began their retail price points between $80 and $100. Even if there is any truth to the rumors...everything scales down eventually. Look at the prices of XBOX360 and PSP games now...they've pretty much normaized.

Where's the giant enemy crab? Also whats up with all the fanboy name calling I figured YTMND users were above all that...

normalized even.

i'm personally i think the wii will be the best because of all the old games. But this is still funny to see. I don't really care who succeeds and who fails as long as i can play all of those old games on the wii.

NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

360 FTW most titles that i would want to play on PS2 are for both systems anyway.

If you're shocked by this, I've got some more bad news for you: The Easter Bunny ain't real.

looks like they could lose

PS3 is going to get Wii'd out tha wang. 5

Good site. Enjoy the console flamewars to follow.

BAD NEWS BAD NEWS

Damn! I can get myself a master PC for the money they're asking! Instead of a PS3, I'll buy dual-core processors, 2gig RAM and 2x512mb video cards, good enough for me. The PS3 might be powerful, but PC still wins over console, simply because those can be customized and improved. And console wars are never won, unless there was only one console (Nintendo anyone?). Never! The last console wars outcome was undecided. There was only a loser (Dreamcast). This console wars will also be undecided, just watch!

up this. im buying a Wii when it comes out, a 360 when the price goes down

Updated again, page 2, slower speed for slow readers lol... have fun guys..

lol. -1 for annoying loop

Thats it. I'm buyin' a wee. Uh, I mean... wii.

LOL ROFFLSKATES n00bs PS3 will PWN all you f*cking Nintedo fanboyes!! one !!!1111........but really, ps3 sucks

They f*cking shot themselves in the foot. If I'm ever going to get a PS3, it'll be when the price is around $300-$400; affordable! For now I'll stick with my Xbox 360.

no gimmicks, also c*cks =)

You forgot the giant enemy crabs

lolz

What do sony executives ask each other how they can choke there company to death every day?

oh and wii price equals = 170 US dollars

A reminder to the sony fanboys, this site is all about factual information and for entertainment purposes, c'mon you have to admit it's f*cking funny lol...

Enemy Crab

ps3 owned

You lose. Good day, sir.

Its fun to see sony fanboys go crazy. i think i might just make a site saying "sony sucks" just so i can read the hilarious comments

Normally don't like the 'hey lookat the news' thing, but this was funny as f*ck.

They just keep hitting sony zombie kids with the bad news and the bad news. Wheres the good news sony? LOL!!!!!!!1111one111111eleven

why I got a new computer AND Xbox360

Yeah, I like Sonys playstations, but this, not giving a sh*t about Europe, and similar nonsence, really hurts them. I mean, they would be better off just releasing a PS2 with a bigger grafics card.

Sweet. A single site that I can slap all my Sony fanboy friends with! :D

Lol So true

Stupid.

Oh yeah, that was that guy who called on the hotspot. lol.

correct.

Give me back my son.

They should scrap the idea and start from scratch.

AP33ME attacks the PS3s weak point...for massive damage.

Looks like I'll be waiting for at least a year after each game releases before my purchases... Anyways, thanks for the bad news douche. everyonefails.ytmnd.com

Sony I loved you! Why did you have to tarnish it!? Actually I love all consoles, but it looks like the price tag + this new info, I guess only wii and 360 for me to buy. 5'd anways

"Looks like I'll be waiting for at least a year after each game releases before my purchases... Anyways, thanks for the bad news douche." - lol bro I loved Sony too but man these F'ED UP BIG TIME with the PS3 so far lol... The scary thing is that they are so quiet about things too...

You kids and your "next gen" systems. Nothing but drama. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my Dreamcast.

People STILL vote 5 for console war sites? 1 from a Wii fan.

yeah what the f is with 400,000 units for launch, there will be riots

^ EBAY FTMFW!

I hate those bastards that buy 2-3 systems at launch and then whore em out on ebay for like 2-5 times their cost. Great business sense but they're still f*cking douchebags...

Wow, Sony's really blowing it.

Why i got xbox 360...

LOL! stupid greedy bastards.

^ Just get one and sell it :) no need to be greedy.. It'll make you enough so you can buy a ps3 later with a bunch of games and pheriperals. Hell a PSP too..

5 cuz xbox 360 owsn ps3 and wii is gonna kick some ass

Not bad for a screenshot-based YTMND.

I can buy a PS3 and no games... Or I can buy a 360 and a Wii, and a few games for the same price... Such a hard choice...

LOL and people keep saying PS3 will own all else.

I'm starting to think I won't get one... xbox 360 ftw wii ftw ps3... :/

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER

"Not bad for a screenshot-based YTMND." - Yeah ytmnd's are generally funny if you put sound files in context with content specially about the same topic - ab123 here, hello IGN board regulars lol..

I always liked xbox better, but ps2 is still a f*cking awsome system. I can't believe they're blowing it like this.

and when i said "stupid greedy bastards" I was refering to Sony.

Golden. Wii have a Wiinner.

How can anyone match the greatness that was PS2 in terms of business success? It's like you can't do better than that lol...

goddamnit

599 US dollars? Long waits for units? Extra cables for hi-def. Screw all that. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII. WE WANT WII.

PS3 is turning into a piece of sh*t.

Kinda expected really, they f*cked up BAD. Exceptionally bad.

it appears ps3's weak point has been attacked for massive damage

Well done! PS3 is gonna crash and burn! Don't forget that GTA4 is going to Xbox360 instead of the PS3. Lotsa peeps bought the PS2 just to play GTA3, so Sony is being pretty arrogant.

I've always hated playstation, since the originals original release. The news gets better and better.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAAHAHHAHA ... wait, wait...I'm not done yet! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH...ehahahaha...haha...okay I'm done.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHha...heheahahhaeahehahe....okay, serious this time.

Christ, this is WHY I left the G4TV message boards. Yes, we know, it costs too much, and they're having manufacturing concerns with the blu laser diode...But seriously when the F*CK has ANY system worth it's salt launched simultaneously in US, Japan and Europe anyway??? It's STILL launching in November in the US and Japan.

I think I'm going to go play my 360 and Dead Rising now to celebrate. :D

Ouch, sony.

LupinTheThird is taking this WAY too seriously. Zero'd.

Am not. Just raising logical points...oh, wait...LOGIC + ANTI PLAYSTATION ARGUMENT = 404ERROR

Also +2 for increased amusement through comment section banter.

Still getting one, Games will not cost around $99 dollars. Stupid Idiots, Sony doesnt want to be like the Original Neo-Geo.

Wow. It's like sony doesn't even care anymore

lol

"I'll buy dual-core processors, 2gig RAM and 2x512mb video cards, good enough for me. The PS3 might be powerful, but PC still wins over console, simply because those can be customized and improved. And console wars are never won, unless there was only one console (Nintendo anyone?). Never! " Lol, nt. First off, a 512 meg videocard is vague, you can get very crappy ones for cheap. 2 gig of ram goes for about $80 - $100 per stick, or about $600 for a single stick, to get videocards to make it equivi

Wow. I don't think i want to get it anymore...

equivilant to a PS3 or 360, you would need to buy 2 videocards of at least $200 each, with the ram price, it already fails at staying under $599, adding a CPU to equate the PS3 or 360, would also cost a minimum of $400-$500. So you fail. But I do agree PC > Consoles, and I play PC more then anything, but the stated price is unreasonable.

^^ NO, NOT LOGIC, IT'S NOT SAFE FOR THAT HERE!

These comments are funner than the 4D comments as you remove the hint of intelligence leaving you with pure bickering and idiocy. First you got the people who hump their consoles like they own 99% of the company's stock (a lot of the 5s in this topic) then you got the idiots who put down the consoles cause they cat like they own 99% of another company's stock (a lot of the 1s in this topic). then you get the indivisuals like:

"Still getting one, Games will not cost around $99 dollars. Stupid Idiots, Sony doesnt want to be like the Original Neo-Geo." - the price range is $59.99-$100 That's pretty much what Kaz Hirai said.. Look it up on 1UP.

this is irritating and hard to read

alvarado6411, who think that they are part of Sony's marketing department and pull crap out of their *ss and do fire breathing tricks with it, newbies like YTMN-Devil who think there is a 0 rating, LupinTheThird wo just sits there and barks at people pointlessly, people like Midou who thinks anyone gives two sh*ts what he thinks and is determined to making sure they do, and so forth.

wtf is happening to sony!? MY WRIST BE CUT.

Oh well, I upped my score for the hell of it. The sound is preety funny. :P I still intend to buy all 3, I don't expect the price drops will take too long to happen, games may cost up to $70 or $80 as Blu-Ray is created, but once more are in production, prices should meet the 360's game prices (which still seem like alot). PS3 will likely still sell alot, since casual gamers often do not visit game sites or follow news on games, and if its eventually cheap enough, it'll get its sales, but not 100 mill.

Wii.

Yeah, I read about the HD Cable problem the other day http://fiveninetyninteplus.ytmnd.com/ but hadn't heard about the blu-ray problem. Brutal.

what a bunch of *ssh*l*es, I used to be all for sony and the playstations, but I'm going back to Nintendo now. Also, f*ck xbox as well, f*cking microsoft.

UC-"barks at people pointlessly" LOLZ what the hell do you think this SITE is doing when you click on it!?!? Yes, PS3 is expensive, and not living up to (on paper) Sony's previous marketing promises. But you know what? It was the same story with PS1 and PS2. And even if this one underperforms at retail, it's NOT like Sony is going anywhere. They're still the world market leader. Get over yourself.

This site has OFFICIALLY become an IGN message board thred.

No it hasn't. this isn't IGN. http://www.ign.com/

sony = sega

BARK BARK BARK ... RRRR RUFF! RUFF!

PS3 fails.

"f*ck you" - no u

superbe

f*cking owned

Five-hundred and ninety-nine US Dollars! WTF ARE THEY THINKING! Brb, wii

Wii. Congrats. You win the internet.

bad news bad news bad news.

We're Sony, F*CK PANTS!

Tsk tsk tsk. 50 bucks says we'll be seeing Jak 4 on X-box 360 within five years.

Xbox 360 for the win! Okay, Nintendo's not so bad... Xbox + Wii > PS3

Fanboy. Its nothing new, nothing that wont be done again...

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5205/lupinthethirdpmgk9.jpg Dude to send me a PM plus your reaction here, ya you care, A LOT. And you are not truly debating, either. you are just plugging up this comment area with "BARK BARK BARK ... RRRR RUFF! RUFF!".

Holy sh*t, see what you guys have done!? Now we have Newegg.com ads up! Naw I'm just screwing around, newegg.com is pretty goddamn cool.

PS3 has Final Fantasy. That alone makes it worth the money.

I'm not a console gamer but I like this. It's kind of challenging the "more polish" direction YTMND keeps heading in.

And as I said above Cronos, if the kickass developers start jumping ship on Sony I'm leaving with em.

F*CK PS3 F*CK PS3 F*CK PS3, WTF is the BIG deal! F*CK IT. f*ckitf*ckitf*ckitf*ckit..f*ckit! F*CK THE PS3! 4-EVA!!

damn, ps3 sucks

so how much is it gonna cost again?

Silly Framerate Issues.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5205/lupinthethirdpmgk9.jpg LOL! What a DICKHEAD! I mean, seriously...if any of you sent a PM to another user and, instead of responding in kind, they went and posted it on a photo hosting site...it doesn't get much LOWER than that! Also, no, seriously, I don't care. Not one bit. Get over yourself.

Not one to vote high on these console biased ytmnds, but the audio was hilarious.

just get an xbox. MEGAWOOT!1!11!

POUNDING YOU AND POUNDING YOU!!!

1 for horrible sound

also c*cks

dude, "I don't care" does not suit the massive response you have given. That's my point. Also "get over yourself" does not fit me either since you are the one sending me PMs over it.

5 to make up for people who think this is fanboy sh*t

ps3 sucks sony fails...bankrupt ftl

People who write comments so long that they needs to be continued in a separate comment space, and post PRIVATE Messages on photo hosting sites CARE about the PS3 FAR more than me. **Also, your mom is a part of Sony's marketing department. OMGLOLFTWBBQ!!! ZINGADY'ZING-ZING!!!

Um that makes no sense...

Also, I'm pretty sure that you're aided in your coding.

holy sh*t you people are funny! LOL.... People don't say sh*t like this on the gaming forums you guys are comical..

Meh I take breaks to go here and poke fun at how anal people get over stuff from time to time. It's amusing.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

white people

even if you ingore the fanboy crap, its just a plain bad ytmnd. Garbled random sound bites layered ontop of each other together with random screenshots sloppily pasted together. Not funny, creative or well made.

"MASSIVE" response = me comparing the cost of N64 launch games to the rumored cost of PS3 launch games and stating the well known fact that the PS1 and PS2 have the highest installation base worldwide of any console system to date. Yup. Somebody call Wikipedia and tell them to CLEAR OUT their entry on SONY!!! I've got TEH MASSIVE INFORMATIONS! RAWR! (also...still don't care)

kinyo rapes you

There is no way to save the PS3 now. It's going to die. No PS4. Follow Sega out the door. GG sony, GG also, i love the audio remix

Nonono i mean if you didn't care then i wouldn't have gotten all these comments + 2 PMs over it. Besides wiki is not exactly bulletproof....

It's so true. It's a pounding. I like Sony, but they are really fecking it up.

I love how sony thinks that people will really buy the PS3 with all this bad stuff happening to it.

Lol, HALF of my comments are DIRECT RESPONSES to YOU and your intense need to single me out in your quest to....I don't know, prove that I "care" about the PS3 and whether or not it will fail in the marketplace? Well, if you can't take "I, Lupy, of sound mind and body, REALLY do NOT care." as an answer, then you're just hopeless.

enough with the console crap

lol@ sony fanboys. I used to be one until sony f*cked around way too much. Now I see the light. wii60 ftw

"even if you ingore the fanboy crap, its just a plain bad ytmnd. Garbled random sound bites layered ontop of each other together with random screenshots sloppily pasted together. Not funny, creative or well made." - It IS funny, it IS creative and it IS well made, oh yeah the soundbites are not random. You lose.

Exactly. Your excessive response to me not only shows how much you care about what people think about you and your view on this, but the fact you never specified what you didn't care about in the first place.

Wii > PS3

you are not a pirate sry

NINTENDO 64 wins all

This is hilarious, but the news just keeps getting worse. Your YTMND is a good reminder of how badly Sony is f*cking up.

Wii60 ftw.

awesome. as much as i'd like sony to die it saddens me to know that i may never play final fantasy 13 or mgs4 =(

Well, the PS3 might be an overpriced POS that will never go anywhere, but Sony will keep drudging on. They do happen to be a multibillion dollar corporation, and they have a lot of spread in other parts of the tech industry. I've got a set of head phones right next to me with their brand on it. I doubt the PS3 will kill sony, but it will definately hurt them.

could someone explain where "giant enemy crabs" comes from?

lol wtf it's off the front page! Sony conspiracy ftw!

you forgot metal gear solid which easily and completely overrides all of that. Anyway would you rather pay 1k for a bluray or 600 for Ps3 with all the extra stuff

Wii has the control, the fun, and the gameplay. 360 has the style, the graphics, and the power. Wii60 - proving the PS3 unnecessary.

OMG Final fantsY! NO WAI! I totaly want to spen 700 dollars in total to play a game the has the same basic playing style as the first hundred FF games!

Metal gear solid 4 will come out for 360... Don't joke around Konami is in it for the money, X360 is going to have Half and if not MORE of the martket share in the US AND EU...

UC, YOUR persistent responses to ME (as well as OTHERS that you initially called out but never responded) in a YTMND comment (as well as active attempts to slander and/or expose my privacy) prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that no matter WHAT I care about or HOW MUCH I care about it, that you sir, are an UNADULTERATED *SSH*L*E. You lose, good day. (Also, I still don't care. Also also, c*cks.)

Welcome to ytmnd. Also, are you like 10? I never seen people use those fads in actual conversation. That's sad :(

sony, lol. console wars, lol. defensive fanboys, lol. terrible ytmnd, lol.

Lol, Microsoft's position as the grip over the current gen of consoles has now hit more success than they could have hoped... aside from the retard otakus and in Japan itself, the PS3 has the word "flop" written all over it.

BAD NEWS I still play on my SNES for the oldschool win. Badly pixellated giant enemy crabs yes thats right ^_^

I f*cked a sony fangirl and she gave me giant enemy crabs that were attacking my weak point for massive damage until I did real time wepon switching

"sony, lol. console wars, lol. defensive fanboys, lol. terrible ytmnd, lol." - lol, real news, lol, Sony is f*cking up, lol, Sony fanboys, lol, Great ytmnd.

Sony fails at life.Complete!

D:

Hey, kill the annoying loop on this, won't you?

Wow AP33ME actually belives its a good ytmnd.. I can take a couple of news articles based on one topic, splice together 3 or 4 sounds, and no one is going to care. But inner fanboyism erupts and people enjoy seeing the failure of something they don't intend to buy, hence the views and votes.

God I don't wanna spend over half a grand to play final fantasy XIII...

Man, it must really suck to be sony now. all the fan boys and girls are probably marching over to Sony HQ to burn it down. XD

This is why Im glad im a Nintendo fanboy. No news is good news :)

LAWL Ps3 is going bad and its not even out lol.

GO SONY!

I see PS3 going the way of the Saturn and Neo Geo

THE SUPER NINTENDO WILL BE THE BEST, IDIOTS!!!!!!!

Entertaining.

F*ck you guys, I'm goin' to play my Commodore 64.

"Wow AP33ME actually belives its a good ytmnd." It's funny because it's in context with that "angry fanboy's" rant, it's also true... I mean if you don't find some humor in it w/o being a fanboy I feel sorry for you... This is not intended to start "fanboy" wars man it's for fun..

RIDGEEEE RACER

RIIIIIDGE RACER!!! 5'd just to counteract Sony fanboy downvoters, which are worse than XBox fanboys now (Wow!). To think that a system called the "WIIIIII!!" and a system by Microsoft will do so much better than the once-legendary Playstation... didn't see THAT coming...

It should all be one big *ss page. Better effect that way.

I hope they do okay, but if they don't, it's their own fault.

fanboy is such a fanboy word..

With all this crap that Sony is going through, I wouldn't be surprised if they went bankrupt. I already have a 360 and I'm saving up now for a Wii. Wii360 = lol next gen ^_^

while all the media bs is pretty sensationalist, this is well-done and the audio's hilarious

yay

5!

If I wanted all that crap, I'd buy a computer. Done.

...And I'd make it one picture, too. No going back and forth = good.

ouch, my ears

PWNED!

Again Sony has done massive damage to its fans with a swift kick to the balls PS3

The image is alright, but the audio is amazing!

Sony always pulls this sh*t. Helps to build the hype before xmas. "OMG PS3 is sold out everywhere and selling for $2000 on ebay!!11" That being said, it will still suck.

You pay for what you get, absolute Godly machine. No HD cables? Sony is doing that because all of you kiddys are too poor to afford your own HDTV.

PS3 = PS3do = DEAD. Can't wait till they make the inevitable US delay announcement.

wow... the PS3 is becoming a joke..

holy f*ck...cant believe all this...

PS3 will still pwn.

You forgot that it will be impossible to rent or trade in ps3 games. When you purchace a game, you're buying the liscence to play the game, and you don't actually OWN the disk.

"You forgot that it will be impossible to rent or trade in ps3 games. When you purchace a game, you're buying the liscence to play the game, and you don't actually OWN the disk." - it's still a rumor and not confirmed, if it ends up true consider that the last nail in the coffin for PS3. I will not post that info on yet til it's confirmed.

PS3 sucks.

Sumguy21 approves of this message.

True...so true.

aww poor widdle sony fanbois can't afford the PS3 with their allowance so they have to shoot the messenger and downvote this. If they hadn't f*cked up in every way I woulda bought one too. Now it's just Wii and 360 for me.

Who's coughing?

TCHBR

Rofl at the sound.

And for some reason, my votes aren't sticking. Oh, well. Here's an invisafive. :/

Can someone tell me why i am not surprised?

Im still geting a PS3! :D