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Site Title: SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
Site Domain: sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
dakpowers
Created on: 2006-09-04 01:17:11
Image Origin: Original SRJ YTMND
Sound Origin: Original SRJ YTMND
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Description: Since the creator of the original genius site changed it to two dudes f*cking a melon, here's a temporary fix. See what happened to the original at http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com
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2006-09-04 03:43:45
 
Change it to centered or w/e please(Not tiled)
 
2008-01-06 18:50:04
 
lol dongs
 
2009-01-11 13:58:08
 
raptor jesus loves white women
2006-09-04 12:32:23
 
Its SRJ, not SWJ, and center or stretch the images. 5'ed tho
2006-09-04 13:27:14
 
A winnar is yuo! Thanks for defending the internets from the two dudes having sex with a melon.
2006-09-04 13:55:22
 
Fixed to original colors/specs, thanks guys. I wonder what happened to the old one? Did the dude find religion?
2006-09-04 14:25:54
 
Raptor Jesus blesses you.
2006-09-04 14:27:14
 
lol, 2 dudes f*ckng a melon
2006-09-04 14:28:15
 
You better be believein'.
2006-09-04 15:12:26
 
Saw the two dudes f*cking a melon one. Great for parties. But anyway, thanks for bringing this back.
2006-09-04 16:59:14
 
I LOVE YOU.
2006-09-04 17:00:37
 
who made raptor jesus on playstation underground?
2006-09-04 17:05:18
 
win
2006-09-04 17:06:04
 
still hilarious
2006-09-04 17:09:50
 
OH MY F*CKING GOD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD - DID YOU HEAR???
2006-09-04 17:10:54
 
OMG NO WAY-- It's sad that I learned of his death from the flood of new YTMNDs rather than the news.
2006-09-04 17:20:43
 
Thank you for re-posting. I wasn't too big into the whole gay-mellon-f*cking thing. Dakpowers casts resurection on Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus preformes massive anal rapeage. ZOMG!
2006-09-04 17:23:41
 
I'm glad it's back!!
2006-09-04 17:26:42
 
Nice work one verything
2006-09-04 17:27:26
 
LOVE all the WoW quotes in there!
2006-09-04 17:31:15
 
Thanks for the heads-up. Original un-5d and un-Faved until fixed.
-1
2006-09-04 17:33:02
 
Also srry guys had to relog lolol
2006-09-04 17:33:25
 
olol im in yur base killign your mens!!!1
2006-09-04 17:35:04
 
Seriously, leave it to Raptor Jesus (in our base, killing our mans) to deliver us from the ultra-sh*tty Steve Irwin fad.
2006-09-04 17:39:04
 
two dudes f*cking a melon?
2006-09-04 17:41:50
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
-1
2006-09-04 17:42:37
 
praise b 2 raptor jesus lol
2006-09-04 17:46:09
 
Post the url of the original site so people will wonder why you're stealing only to find two dudes f*cking a melon.
2006-09-04 17:47:27
 
Original (warning: melons. also c*cks) was sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com.
2006-09-04 17:47:35
 
add steve irwin or lose
2006-09-04 18:09:38
 
thanks for the fix
2006-09-04 18:09:44
 
Original was fav'd, sad to see it go down the drain :( Nice work on rezzing raptor jesus.
2006-09-04 18:22:11
 
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
2006-09-04 18:23:22
 
Since true believers find it offensive, 5
2006-09-04 18:27:50
 
5 for being funny... -2 for making fun of jesus :(
2006-09-04 18:36:06
 
secksymofo, you are the true winner. I spat out my drink when I read your name+comment.
2006-09-04 18:40:56
 
4 for SRY HAD TO RELOG. +1 for WB.
2006-09-04 18:42:46
 
lol
2006-09-04 18:58:28
 
I couldn't stop laughing. Very good!
2006-09-04 19:00:53
 
our ghod iz an au'some gawd.
2006-09-04 19:06:21
 
I just want to clarify that I'm not the creator of this. The original creator went off his rocker or something and removed this hilarity. I'm merely preserving it.
2006-09-04 19:14:44
 
that was so gay...i mean litterally... thanks for keeping raptor jesus alive
2006-09-04 19:23:47
 
thank you
2006-09-04 19:39:22
 
Needs more f*ggots humping watermelons.
2006-09-04 19:42:38
 
thank you for saving this, what the hell happened man.. that guy needs to have his head checked
2006-09-04 19:48:56
 
Moons
2006-09-04 19:49:46
 
lol watch out for the fundamentalists
2006-09-04 19:50:06
 
Stupid miss-comment. Anyway, Glad to see this is finally back. It's perfect beyond words. I practically died when I saw the melon-f*cking sh*t.
2006-09-04 20:03:25
 
thanks for bringing it back; i'll 5 it here, too
2006-09-04 20:06:20
 
You know, I usually love the it's-random-and-makes-no-sense stuff, but Raptor Jesus may just be a little TOO random for my tastes
2006-09-04 20:21:17
 
New 5'd and Fav'd
2006-09-04 20:23:45
 
It delivered
2006-09-04 20:28:35
 
i hate wow(the plauge) with all my heart, but i cant 1 a raptor, escipally one thats jesus.
2006-09-04 20:32:08
 
Very funny, could be centered better, but lmao. gj.
2006-09-04 20:33:09
 
I want my cut bitch
2006-09-04 20:38:39
 
1 lol
2006-09-04 20:47:44
 
I believe the only statement that can show the relief I feel at the return of my lord and savior is... You're the Man Now, Dog.
2006-09-04 20:48:22
 
Sumguy21 approves of this message.
2006-09-04 20:50:31
 
Nice to see this Raptor Jesus site back again. I wonder what really happened with the original site?
2006-09-04 20:52:00
 
Flawless. ^_^
2006-09-04 20:57:33
 
hurray SRJ
2006-09-04 20:57:47
 
hmm 5 bucks the maker is athiest :P
2006-09-04 21:07:47
 
ROFL
2006-09-04 21:10:32
 
got your nose
2006-09-04 21:21:44
 
yay
2006-09-04 21:33:36
 
Thanks for putting up the original. Now, if the guy who changed the image on the other one can be "fixed"...
2006-09-04 21:41:08
 
Weird.
2006-09-04 21:48:02
 
I don't get this Jesus raptor stuff
-1
 
2007-09-17 17:43:57
 
SOMEONE obviously hasn't taken LSD!
+1
 
2009-01-11 17:37:42
 
LOL
2006-09-04 21:50:02
 
It's somewhat complicated, BobTheJob. See, first you take a picture of Jesus. Then you superimpose a raptor's head on his body. Then you make him say something really dumb. Voila! You have comedy gold.
2006-09-04 21:52:00
 
I'm rofling at the dance/techno version of our god.
2006-09-04 21:53:06
 
5 for the I got your Nose, Michael Jackson Southpark Thing!
2006-09-04 21:55:26
 
Thank you for the resurrection of Raptor Jesus. I was appalled by what happened to the original site's image.
2006-09-04 21:58:42
 
You win at life.
2006-09-04 22:00:44
 
huzzah
2006-09-04 22:07:07
 
2006-09-04 22:11:15
 
what the hell happened to the original site anyway?
2006-09-04 22:36:28
 
ziggster, I have NO clue, I was certainly taken aback when I visited it for my weekly laugh. The site was too good to just be forgotten about.
2006-09-04 23:05:08
 
I think this whole fad is gay. aint rly funny.
2006-09-04 23:16:10
 
raptor jesus 4 life.
2006-09-04 23:33:40
 
.....unbelievable what happend to the other site.....
2006-09-04 23:35:27
 
God bless raptor jesus!
2006-09-04 23:43:29
 
lol
2006-09-04 23:45:39
 
OMG Super Raptor Jesus hax!!!
2006-09-04 23:45:52
 
Not quite sure why this is so funny, but I like it.
2006-09-04 23:52:55
 
slow it down a little, and center the images for a 5. please. kthx.
2006-09-04 23:56:37
 
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.
2006-09-05 00:04:42
 
misslavey, I will do no such thing, as that wouldn't be preserving the original. This belongs in the Louvre.
2006-09-05 00:05:16
 
LAWLLL
2006-09-05 00:25:50
 
Raptor is the best flavor of Jesus avalible.
2006-09-05 00:32:19
 
lol
2006-09-05 01:28:27
 
I remember 1ing this last time. 1 again.
2006-09-05 01:28:54
 
This ytmnd is one of my fav's. too bad gustrour or whatever his named f*cked it up!
2006-09-05 01:55:57
 
Thank you, this is one of the best YTMNDs ever.
2006-09-05 06:34:51
 
IS that suposer to be racist in some way or is it a joke i can never tell wityh these kind of ytmnds which should not be made
2006-09-05 07:56:32
 
The joke is is freaken Jesus as a raptor. How much more silly can you get? Oh yeah... make a bunch of MMO and child eating/selling references. How could you not get this?
2006-09-05 08:31:22
 
i got your nose
2006-09-05 09:29:54
 
PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
2006-09-05 09:42:42
 
thanks for bringing this back, Raptor jesus fads were always hilarious and this YTMND was probably the best compilation of it.
2006-09-05 09:55:57
 
Thanks for the rez.
2006-09-05 10:05:14
 
Can someone explain the first image with the woman trying to snap the raptor's neck? It makes no bloody sense, but it looks cool.
2006-09-05 10:50:18
 
may be sacreligous but funny as hell
2006-09-05 10:50:53
 
2006-09-05 11:27:41
 
I want to see what happened to the original, but I don't wish to be scarrrrred fo life. But great job re-upping the original.
2006-09-05 11:57:31
 
jet082, I'm not really sure about that one, either. Still makes me laugh :D
2006-09-05 14:04:54
 
Thanks for the historic preservation. Offended users: Have a sense of humor. If it was supposed to be total blasphemy it could be a lot worse than this.
2006-09-05 16:47:56
 
I am so sick of that song
2006-09-05 16:52:02
 
allways five for raptor jesus.
2006-09-05 17:01:38
 
Stupidest...fad...ever...
2006-09-05 18:21:11
 
i think this song is by rich mullins, i only know because i typed the lyrics into google
2006-09-05 19:22:38
 
Being a ex-christian music connoisseur I know that that song is by Nitro Praise.
2006-09-05 19:45:00
 
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE RAPTORS.
2006-09-05 20:15:31
 
2006-09-05 21:58:47
 
stop spreading lies: http://superraptorjesustruth.ytmnd.com/
2006-09-05 23:51:17
 
Thankee
2006-09-06 07:45:14
 
also melons.
2006-09-06 11:01:12
 
YAY REZURECTED!!!!
2006-09-06 14:12:56
 
thanks for the rez, man
2006-09-07 05:23:35
 
Rez'd, owned.
2006-09-07 20:24:08
 
thank you
2006-09-08 15:59:41
 
I don't even see why this is so highly voted, pretty lame actually.
2006-09-08 16:50:24
 
auto win
2006-09-09 22:59:14
 
SinisterCRX, you seem to have a lot of experience with lame YTMNDs, having made about 20 of them yourself. I can't see why they're so highly voted.
2006-09-12 14:50:10
 
wtf? wheres teh watermelon?
2006-09-13 23:23:55
 
Raptor jeebus is BACK!
2006-09-15 09:56:08
 
and better than ever!
2006-09-15 12:10:39
 
2006-09-15 12:11:14
 
Bless Raptor Jesus! Keep him alive! Amazing job dude, keep up the good work.
2006-09-16 13:20:21
 
thank you for not having two guys f*ck a melon.
2006-09-18 02:39:49
 
I just came back to favorite this and thank all of you who contribue to the wonder of this site.
2006-09-20 07:31:22
 
Yes.. YES!
2006-09-23 17:13:15
 
I f*cking love you.
2006-09-25 15:50:48
 
Thanks for re-making this. It makes me sing along with the song. MEK WAY
2006-09-28 23:59:13
 
You are my hero.
2006-10-04 00:00:27
 
Thanks for re-making this :o
2006-10-07 23:25:48
 
Wow, thanks for hosting it. I typed in sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com and I minimized it while waiting for it to load and when I maximized a minute later, there's two guys f*cking a melon. To make it worse, my mom was watching tv behind me and the f*cking window wouldn't close or minimize, hahaha. No one saw, though. Anyway, thanks. Raptor Jesus smiles down on you.
2006-10-09 17:24:53
 
raptor jesus > real jesus
2006-10-15 01:37:07
 
rofl. whats with the first iamge though?
2006-10-17 00:54:05
 
thank you for having the original still
2006-10-25 18:26:22
 
Sobernuts: It's the conception of Raptor Jesus!
2006-10-27 10:32:06
 
^_^
2006-10-29 11:53:53
 
Thank you for fixing it.
2006-11-10 16:18:09
 
THANK RAPTOR JESUS!
2006-11-16 01:18:45
 
epik
2006-12-28 03:53:18
 
thunder in his footsteps and lightning in his fists!
2006-12-29 18:47:06
 
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS.
2007-01-16 03:39:48
 
diaf...
2007-02-05 14:26:50
 
HARK HE LIVES AGAIN
2007-02-07 23:26:41
 
raptor jesus ftw
2007-02-10 01:01:42
 
You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
 
2007-10-17 18:33:46
 
Not a lot of memes here are original.
 
2008-03-27 18:56:43
 
Every meme here is a year old 4chan meme.
2007-02-10 03:51:07
 
You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
-1
 
2007-09-17 17:42:39
 
you know we don't give a rat's nob cause it's funny
2007-02-17 01:47:06
 
more melon please
2007-04-25 22:58:14
 
4'd for puttin' on the ritz
+1
2007-05-09 11:50:57
 
LAWLERSK8TZ!!1! IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR MANZ
+1
2007-05-13 02:06:18
 
couldnt find this for a long time
2007-06-20 00:10:35
 
-2 for blasphemy, +2 for being the funniest thing I've ever seen.
2007-06-27 05:45:59
 
This makes me happy inside!
+1
2007-08-16 23:43:43
 
YES!
2007-09-04 08:48:32
 
THANK YOU!!!
2008-01-01 13:31:00
 
raptor jesus is awesome
2008-03-25 13:26:28
 
This site just ripped mine off.
2008-08-23 23:54:21
 
What supple hands... Go lower!
2009-01-11 17:44:04
 
I really appreciate this. You see a while ago I told my friend I was going to show him the greatest site ever created, and it was a bit awkward when he saw that I had put a large picture of 2 guys f*cking a melon with his dad standing behind us.
2009-06-30 18:34:41
 
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