it's "s-a-t-a-n"

Go go upvoters!

Cyberman's probably not too happy about this.

looks like god dont fu*k around

lol thanks

you win the war on stooopidity.

Thought provoking indeed. That's why we should all worship Allah, for he is merciful and kind.

that wasnt the point i was making zyle but go with it

Pfft. Only through acceptance of Our Lord And Savior, Raptor Jesus, can you ascend to the heavens.

ftw.

Saved by text!

"opps, killed another one" -god

What's the source for this?

F*cking awesome!

My god eats kittens and sh*ts out tigers.

My Gods no bitch he'll kill a n*gg* or two if hes gotta ^_^

god killed bad people dumbass

didnt god flood the earth? lol silly christians

Poor taste.

Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods or something.

Who are the 10 satan killed?

1'd for 'satin' and 'stan'. Also for Steve Irwin keyword whoring.

techincally god is satan to a certain degree ....

god is not real

nice

This is because God isn't a pansy ass. He'll kick your *ss if you deserve it.

and god killed like 40,000 moabite people b/c one of his chosen boinked one one of the moabite women or something... don't remember exactly but it's in there.

The poeple they killed wich are MENTIONED in the bible. How would the bible read if it was about Satan and the poeple he killed? Cuz that would take up more space then the stuff already in there and not have much of a point.

FTMFW

godly

That prick

want more fives? solve my puzzle http://pictogramchallenge.ytmnd.com/

Yep, and 42 of those people he killed were children. Read 2nd Kings, 2 she bears tear them, 40 and 2. The character Yahweh is an *ssh*l*e!

You win the Bible

Fictional stories are funny

I'll go with the diety with the better track record, thanks.

This was taken from the Bible, right?

Sorry for the stupid question, the text was obscuring the title.

keyword whore

GUESS WHAT. KEWORD WHORING IS WACK

"This is because God isn't a pansy ass. He'll kick your *ss if you deserve it." Would have given you a 4 but -3 for each keyword not involved with the YTMND.

but but but they where LISTENING to satan because they wanted to have buttsecks!!!! THATS WORSE THAN KILLING PEOPLE RIGHT???? Right??? Hmm.

lol, f*cking supertroopers rules

GOD is pwning 24/7

satan doesn't kill people directly -- at best he can make them kill each other & themselves... but for him there is no point in killing humans..

I can't recall "The Devil" killing anyone ever, really :S

"Jason: Actually, God didn't necessary kill "bad people" so much as he just killed people when he felt like they didn't obey him right. He had a divine hissy fit more than once in the old testament. One particular case an entire city was plagued because the leader used incorrect voting methods or something." Truer words have rarely been spoken. I like what Lewis Black said about how maybe the birth of his son calmed him down or something xD

Those 2 million pricks deserved it, except for the innocent ones.

The Christian God is as real as Sephiroth. And they both have killed just as many real people.

"lol im in ur base killin ur mans" ~ our savior raptor jesus

1 for you being a douche

Youre next

Why is Satan listed as killing 10 but the bar is under the 0 line? Did he kill -10 people? So did he like resurrect people? Doesn't this mean that Satan is the good guy?

lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars.

Either way, God directly killed more people than Satan supposedly did.

I found my movin' buddy.

upvoter555, there's that, or you can just admit that man himself is a greedy violent *ssh*l*e and it has nothign to do with 'sinful force'. its in our natural state to fight people. animals do it all the tiem as well.

boo god

Excellent!

F*CK YOU DOWNVOTERS! thanks for making this, christianity blows.

owned

Lol, stupid.

god is like us ... the same way we kill ants because we are bored ... the same way god kills us

Lol, justice. Christian, but I can take it ;)

Provoking retard christians to bicker about science fiction = 5

And is son is a hippie

-2 for keywords, -2 for "meow"

PRAISE ALLAH!

http://jesuslighting.ytmnd.com/

"lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." well f*ck you!

Yeah but God only killed people who deserved it... I think

Satin..? What does that have to do with anything?

hahaha

lol, satan better start catching up or God will win the "souls" battle, lol

God can do what he wants, he's God LOL

Rett: This is why we should all worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He never kills people, only his diciples do when they pilliage and plunder merchant vessels.

Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness, with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we called it the word of a demon that the Word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and for my own part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel. -- Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason (1794)

Sacrelicious!

He did not kill the innocent if thats what your thinking. Just think about the flood, it killed every person besides Noah's family because they were all sinners. Also, no way in hell you could pinpoint a number on that, this ytmnd is rediculous.

dude, god kicks ass

HORSES are terrible people.

stolen

Nice concept, but putting nedm and irwin in the keywords = phail. Also, to user "poser", very relevant Paine quote to go with the ytmnd. Of course, that number is masked by Israelites justifying their war with "Yahweh told us to." If that's how you wanna interpret it anyway. I'm a Christian, but w/e.

Nice

lol, silly pagans

Jesus and god are both f*ggots!

"lies, all lies, dont you realize that satan is the force behind all sin, including murders and war? That means satan is responsible for the death of several billion human beings. Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." Does that mean that satan is the driving force behind God seeing as how God killed 2 million people in the bible, or is it that all your words and the bible are as meaningful as a pile of dog sh*t?

also, Im pretty sure that the war and tension in the world right now is due partially to the belief in whether or not Jesus was the son of God. You would think since all these people are dieing in Gods name, a just and loving god would reveal the truth to end it.

also c*cks

sry, but thats really raptor Jesus :P

sry, but thats really raptor Jesus :P

I agree with you entirely that religion is simply a mechanism which with to control people in society by the creation of morals. In a way I am glad dumb people believe in it (despite the wars). However I do not like thinking about meows. everyonefails.ytmnd.com

The world would have been a better place if there was no religion, expesially christianity. Becuase of it, it caused wars, rasisim, insainity, and stupidity.

All the people that God killed I'm sure deserved it. The people that Satan killed were the children of Job, a righteous man in the eyes of the Lord.

papa don't take no mess.

You sir, are f*cking awesome.

BWAHA!

it can be argued that the reason why Satan hasn't killed more than God is because God stopped him through his initial acts of war...whens the last time you've heard of God killing someone. He doesnt have to anymore, Satan was defeated..but hes coming back! NEDM!

oh no child sacrificers died... 1'd

bullsh*t... i shennagins your views on jesus

thank you space pope for recognizing super troopers

You're right Canadian, religion is pure evil. Without it I'd be able to kill you without feeling bad and rape your female relatives to spread my seed throughout the world. Fortunately for you I have morals.

God kills indiscriminately.

5'd though cause it's funny.

nm 1'd for improper use of NEDM as a keyword.

I'll go to hell if I go over 4

god and satan both killed none because they're f*ckin FAKE!

lol meow

Did you just say meow?

man, for a second there I thought my snazy sheets were under attack!

I guess Satan can take a joke better then God lol.

All the more reason to not piss God off. Because while Satan is a n00b, God is a 1337 killing machine.

Are these real statistcs?? 0_0

Are you trying to make God look bad? How dumb are you?

n*gg* plz

"Am I hopping around all...nimbly pimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?!" XD XD Best movie ever, 5 for Super Troopers alone.

Atheists are f*gs =D

in poor taste? its a chart that i can verify as true from theology. God: most of the kills from his flood. Satan: i know a couple were from him killing followers as god said they wouldnt lose their faith. i thought the site was great and true even though i dont have any grudge against god.

LOL. people here are saying he killed all sinners. So i guess you wouldn't mind if he wiped out the whole planet again?

You may want to move the Satan bar up a little, since its under the 0 line right now, but otherwise I like it alot.

"You're right Canadian, religion is pure evil. Without it I'd be able to kill you without feeling bad and rape your female relatives to spread my seed throughout the world. Fortunately for you I have morals." Thats fine and great, but are you not capable of coming up with these morals without a "Big Brother" to watch you execute them? When will you f*cking bible thumpers realize THERE IS GOOD WITHOUT RELIGION. Morals doesnt= religion f*cktards

ha win

this reminds me of a guy that god royally screwed by killing his entire family and crippling him and a hell-of-a-lot worse crap just to prove that he would stay faithful in the end...which doesnt justify him killing the entire family and ruining the guys life

"Sorry, I refuse to upvote athiest liars." You're the one who believes what some people and a book tell you blindly. Religion causes more bad than good. As for Morals Do not Equal religion. So true. Does the "Priests Molesting Altar Boys" scandal ring a bell? BTW, I'd think Satan would be employed by God since he doesn't feel like being near fire all the time. So he hired Satan. If God was almighty why doesn't he just send Satan to some made up alternate universe?

funny thing is, its a lot more than that. In the last hundred years that is probably the number

"this reminds me of a guy that god royally screwed by killing his entire family and crippling him and a hell-of-a-lot worse crap just to prove that he would stay faithful in the end...which doesnt justify him killing the entire family and ruining the guys life" God's standards are too high. Oops, I released natural body gas! *SMITE'D!*

dont boo god

Religion /= morals. I'm an atheist and I'm more kind hearted than even some hippy-christians, and that's pretty kind-hearted.

dumb enough to respond to you thinking you're actually gonna come back here and read it

buffs plz

NlGGERS and CANDY for ALL

All praise the merciful Lord Satan!

+4 for pretty good, but -1 for using "internets" as a source. It's not a big truck!

Remember, God is in control.

"Cyberman's probably not too happy about this." -- peterguy probably won't be either.

AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT MEOW?

we need more atheists.

This is great, 5'd for pissing off bible thumping christians with actual statistics

OH NOES

God killed Steve Irwin... think about that

IT'S OK; THEY WERE ALL SINNERS. IDIOTS.

Note to self: using statistics from a fictional source will really piss off people who believe the fictional source contains TEH TRUTH

"Remember, God is in control." Then why doesn't he just remake the world to shape his standards? If he hates gays, abortion and that stuff then why does he not just wipe them off the face of the Earth?

LOL RELIGION IS STUPID

Ok, people you'd really better stop making fun of God. I mean, God's killed so many people before.. Would you insult someone with a gun to your head?

(btw, I don't really believe in any deities)