i really hope this is a joke

+6

I sense great YTMND material on the horizon.

+3

hahah "This will be my last Scientology YTMND, unless they attack me or something" you scared!

+2

i think you're going coocoo

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For coco puffs?

+14

COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS COOCOO FOR COCOA PUFFS!

+5

Coocoo for Xenu puffs.

+5

wow

+1 more for 5

+3

lol. youre such a scientology ytmnd whore. keep it up.

+5

lol

great work once again....did you hear how L. Ron hit that deep note in the end? lol, Encore! btw....-1 for no "also c*cks" ending.....and you left out YOU after "Thank you" on the first slide of the L. Ron song captions

SMOOTHMEDIA IS A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON!

+1

what are your crimes smoothmedia?

+2

Ive got this CD

+8

i thought Lisa Died

-2

YOU SHOULD Get like a frikkin medal dude

It's fitting that L. Ron sounds like Andre the Giant. OBEY!

+8

Unbelievable.

All songs in full here: http://www.ronthemusicmaker.org/listen.htm

+1

"THE GOOD GO FREE performed by David Pomerantz" aka the guy who sings the Perfect Strangers theme song. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

And Chick Corea! WTF L RON N*GG*!

UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm soooooo sick of scientology smoothmedia... Why??????? but it is funny I suppose your the only one aloud to do it now

-2

i was sick of scientology too until i talked to one of them and was reminded of how f*cking idiotic they are. but like I said, this is my grand finale scientology ytmnd, no more unless they harm me or my cat.

+9

.ram format, not playing on my comp :(

Utter awesomeitude.

My brains!!!

ok scratch the coocoo part, i think you're going gay with scientology

-8

.ram needs RealPlayer (free)

5'd

Make sure to get Real Alternative rather than RealPlayer if you haven't already.

you're brave Sitsu, I'm just gonna let sleeping dogs lie..

Aren't you guys being a little rough on ol' smoothy? This album is a hilariously scary discovery more than worthy of a YTMND. Classy presentation too, as always.

smoothmedia, just keep making Scientology YTMNDS and you'll own the whole front page

Alright, another Scientology YTMND!

-9

I can see a PTKFGS version of this

THIS IS MY LAST ONE, I PROMISE

+2

What if I pretend to be a Scientologist and downvote you? Then will you make another one? :)

-8

That DID have an impact!

you are the greatest person who ever lives.

I'll 5 it because it's well done, but if I see another scientology presentation by smoothmedia, then I'll have to downvote it, because somebody needs to stop you!

5

5'd. Simply because I'm tired of people saying "oh, this is getting old" when THIS ISN'T A FAD, IT'S INFORMATION ABOUT A CULT THAT DESTROYS PEOPLE'S LIVES! Smoothmedia is doing us a favor by researching FOR us (even the funny stuff like this)! Jeez, some people are such idiots...

+2

I CAN'T stop watching this..

your obsessed with bashing scientology, but its kinda cool i guess

you really hate them right?

Hot damn. Funny. Sexy. Dead on. L Ron singing should be an ultamite fad.

Those songs literally could have been written to mock scientology. The lyrics are written so poorly, I mean... god they suck. Oops, xenu, they suck.

+2

I ALREADY MADE A YTMND ABOUT THIS! except mine was really crappy so i deleted it. yours is much better anyway. for mine i used that "death is only an invention" song because i thought it was just unbelievable. so im glad u included it. well nice job on this.

+1

Why worship death? It is a sham! A curtain of forgetfulness instilled as a memory jam

Oh! Puzzle, Puzzle! Trouble, Trouble Arcane, Insane Spirit Reign

You know, I've always had a problem with certain religious music; the kind that seems to be almost cult-like. Like televangelism in music form. This makes those seem like nothing.

I think Cartman put it best when he said that "your style of music doesn't take any talent at all!"

If they were to attack you trying to shut you up, you probably wouldn't be able to make a YTMND about it. Other people would have to, and then they'd need to go on a "Final Destination"-esque killing spree.

Terrorist, mudererers, raping theives! The very headlines give you the creeps. People possessed, or people obessessed What's gotten into their very deeps.

+2

rofl, any more superliminal and they'd use an uncle sam poster with hubbard's face, saying "I WANT YOU; to join the Church of Scientology!

Avoid temptations of the flesh, for vices are a trap. And put you in a coil of sin, whose tentacles will enwrap.

+2

I knew this would be about scientology straight away.

Then a drug pusher, got him on dope! and he began to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake!

+2

"rofl, any more superliminal and they'd use an uncle sam poster with hubbard's face, saying "I WANT YOU; to join the Church of Scientology!" Oh sh*t, that gave me a great idea for a YTMND. I just hope I can pull it off. (Not involving some cliche Uncle Sam poster, don't worry)

+1

let it go already

-4

So's your FACE!

if it is possessive, it's just its. isn't it?

"oh it if it's supposed to be possessive it's just ITS and if its supposed to be a conjunction its IT'S... scallawag"

with all these downvotes... how is it at 4.52 stars?

Aww Chick Corea ='( Hes awesomely amaying.

wtf?

Real player? Further proof Scientology is evil.

catchy toons, I am so torrenting that sh*t

+1

aren't you afraid of Scientology?

how'd you find that?

Iiiimmmmppaaaaaaccctttt. LOL. You sir are made of gold and win. 5

L. Ron Hubbard has a beautiful voice. I cried.

Sh*t i definitely need me those albums

u convinced me. i'll join scientology

+1

That's crazy, lol

another great one by Smoothmedia

Good find it's too fast in some parts tho

5 sir

sweet merciful christ, we're all doomed

Hey look, a slideshow!

-4

"If he never counted himself a professional musician in the strictest sense, his name is still synonymous with cutting-edge innovation"

Incredible> More reason to go on a scientology massacre.

Who the hell would willingly purchase this for the reason of listening to good music? NO ONE, IT'S F*CKING IMPOSSIBLE.

lol

lol... nice

The two women sound like "Reading Rainbow" creators to me.

a must have for every karaoke show!

three letters l,o and l

Agh! Kill it! My eaaaaaaars!

another great slideshow scientology ytmnd from smoothemedia.

-4

Scientology fetish is wearing thin.

-2

Wow, I wouldn't even pirate this crap

gey

-3

Why is this NSFW?

Because they're onto us man

Ah, good, last one. That means less mocking my religion and more funny sites.

you belong to this "religion"? I'm surprised you haven't tried to kill smoothmedia yet.

5'd, after I picked my jaw up off the floor.

Lol Ron Hubbard for the win.

man, you are teh own with scientology. you bow to no one.

IF YOU DOWNVOTE THIS SITE YOU ARE A F*CKING TOOL. this was well done.

dumb,dumb,dumb,dumb

smoothmedia does it agian!!!!!!

lol, you'll feel like an OT VII singing this song!

This will be my last Scientology YTMND? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sorry, meant to post 5 stars!

LOL

This is quite possibyl the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!

See, they just had to go and mess with psychology. Now I'm going to have to f*ck them up.

Oh my god ...

LOL DEM SAWNGS R MAD TITE DEWD

From scientology.org "Drugs, pollutants, and other chemicals are essentially poisons and take their toll on a person's body by depleting its stores of vitamins and minerals, leading to susceptibility to other health problems."

please dont 5 this into the top 5 people

-3

OKAY I better not take antibiotics when I'm sick, because it's poison!

Oh... wow.

"Scientology Handbook by L. Ron Hubbard $ 100.00" (scientology.org) That must be including the discount.

FUKKEN FIVED AND FAVED

A+

You gotta be kidding me.

lol, scientology.

lame

-1

augh... too many sceintology sites

Holy sh*t. That is terrible.

ROFL @ L RON SINGING

Oh those are the gayest yet cheesiest songs I have ever heard. i'm scared about what these weird asses might do in the future.

Tne out of ten for style, plus several million for good thinking. And also, and I think everyone can agree with me here, you sound just like you look.

Anyone who downvotes this is downvoting freedom

First slide needs to be longer. And my ears are bleeding! 4!!

The engineering needed to create such a bridge, as shown on the cover of that CD, is impossible. It's blatantly inaccurate.

-3

Enough Scientology sh*t! Pease!

-4

I thought the one with Frank Stallone was catchy

you fail, please try again ^_^

-4

I had seen that John Travolta picture in your "vs. scientology" YTMND a couple before, but I never realized what the hell it was until seeing him in this.

Soon all of Smoothmedia's comments will be "The Scientologists have taken me. Please send help.

1024 MEGALOLz

Nice job with the comments SM

for some reason i'm morbidly tempted to order this CD from the link you posted in your description . . .

+5 for every song sound like it should be Elevator Music. lolz Scientogloy

Is it just me, or does Hubbard kinda sound like Leonard Nimoy? Also: Worst lyrics and production EVER. I feel bad for you, 'cause you had to listen to that sh*t over and over again to make this thing.

Seriously, this still rules after watching it 4 times. And nice keywords.

Plug! http://whohereallyis.ytmnd.com

LOL

NEEDS TOP 5!

L. Ron sounds like f*cking Eeyore

noooo you have to make more scientology ytmnds!!!

"This will be my last Scientology YTMND" I'm kinda glad. Ripping on Scientology is getting tired.

-2

wtf scientology never ceases to creep me the f*ck out

*shudder*

scientology. meh. 3 for something i didnt know.

LOL

Slideshow AND scientology site.

-2

stop milking voters with your crappy scientology slideshows.

-2

-2 for Smoothmedia Scientology YTMND and annoying unfunny comments.

Smoothmedia + Scientology YTMND = auto 5, also a lot is 2 words not 1, and if Psychiatrists rule the world, why aren't more people psychiatrists?

THIS ONE TIME I ATE A SLICE OF PIZZA THEN WENT OVER TO A 60 YEAR OLD MANS HOUSE AND MADE HIM F*CK ME IN THE *SS INFRONT OF HIS KIDS

"It's fitting that L. Ron sounds like Andre the Giant." I was thinking the exact same thing

haha at l.ron singing

The fact that this album did not win a Grammy is an absolute tradgedy.

Wow, multi-million dollar religious organization. You'd think they can afford to make thier music with better instruments then a Casio keyboard!

Scientology pwns itself once again.

stop with the scientology crap already please :P

-2

First frame is f*cked up. Fix it for 5. Even if it has Frank Stallone.

Keep the first frame on a bit longer, it goes too fast. Other than that, great job as always.

I love scientology

-2

SMOOTHMEDIA > SCIENTOLOGY

hatespeech, lol. you go to jail.

Oh, the humanity...

HOLY SH*T. Downloaded album now. Time to piss off the neighbors! Also, +452353554 for Scientology mocking.

this seriously made, me want to shoot me myself. they need to be stopped once and for all.

So did L. Ron heavily experiment with inhalation of various gas fumes at some point in his life? Surely there must be an epic story behind the birth of this madness.

O.o

Did you check for subliminal messages?! Did you check for subliminal messages?! Did you check for subliminal messages?! Did you check for subliminal messages?! Did you check for subliminal messages?!Did you check for subliminal messages?! Did you check for subliminal messages?!

l ron=douche

Haha I just read an article mentioning that Tom Cruise is trying to convert Oprah to Scientology. I have to admit, it would be hilarious if he succeeded.

+1

Scientologists have sued me. Please send help.

+1

For finding this, 5. Presentation, +4 and hilarity +1. So, if I could, you'd get a 10.

+1

AHH I SEE. YOU MADE ANOTHER POWEROINT PRESENTATION, BUT YOU SUBMITTED IT TO YTMND RATHER THEN YOUR 8TH GRADE CLASS. PLEASE LEAVE YTMND GOD DAMNIT YOU'RE NOT FUNNY. F*CK. F*CK. F*CK.

-3

I don't know about you guys but I didn't like L Ron's singing much.

That death song was the best, bar none.

Hot Sh*t. Thats like American Idol...with no good people....

a little old

Almost as good as Tammy Fae Baker's album! I dare you to make a site about that one...ugh.

Wow i never heard these songs before! very odd

wow, everyone who participated in the creation of that album should be beaten down with rubber hoses untill their skill is the color of plums. then L.Rons dead *ss need to be dug up and what is left of his corpse feed to jackals.

:O

Hubbard sounded really f*cked up when he said 'fantasize.'

-1 for saying "about" wrong

1 trick pony f*ggot

-4

You should talk, ya 1-starring c*ckmongler

These songs suck so bad that I through up. The puddle of vomit I made somehow managed to then vomit on me. I know, I was shocked too.

+1

threw up*

+1

5'd for LAST SCIENTOLOGY YTMND, christ do you think you could make any more crap about it...

-1

I think L. Ron lent his voice to Bohemian grove a couple of times...FOOLS! FOOLS! FOOLS! When will ye learn that me ye cannot slay?!

SAVE MARTIN

THATS MY BOY SMOOTH YA HEARD

O_O Scientology scares me more every day. 5'd for L. Ron singing alone, but well done as always. =)

Oops, sorry downvoters!!! I fived this by accident. :(

..also faved by accident. :(

I'm giving this a one, not because the ytmnd is bad, but just because i got so pissed off by the lyrics. Sorry.

-4

Hackneyed.

-2

5'd because you guys rock hard core. :D Keep it up.

Downvoting this does not make you look cool, guys.

Another beauty..You guys do good work...Keep it up.

just posted on xenu.net.... great job!

XXxxx

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LOL u own

I lolled.

Lol.

If a YTMND ever deserved an "O SH*T SON!" it's this.

someone get this cd and rip it

Your last one? :( I really liked all of them, you took the battle to heart. Oh yeah awesome ytmnd.

WOW. This deserves a 6

Dangerous facts about brainwashed lunatics living freely in your neighborhood never get old. Once again you win.

wow.

Yep, they sure suck c*ck, even more..

Hubbard is a ****ing bass.

Frank Stallone?? Wow, I thought you had to have money to be a scientologist.

+1

LOL thats funny!

i was sick of scientology too until i talked to one of them and was reminded of how f*cking idiotic they are. but like I said, this is my grand finale scientology ytmnd, no more unless they harm me or my cat. NEDM

See, if they were smart they would've tried to join up with the sXc movement during the mid 80s, and they could've cashed in on the angry straight-edge kids who were rebelling against their hippy parents.

sXe!! I can just picture a bunch of kids beating up smokers at shows in the name of L. Ron Hubbard.

Sorry about all that cancer, planet Earth.

THAT'S REALLY L. RON SINGING?!?!?!? Wow, there really are enough songs for a Scientology album.

i fell asleep. but when i woke up i lol'd.

-2

If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.

Wow! Did he also sing "you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" or something? Because I kept expecting him to break into that.

+1

Holy f*ck, that music just got worse and worse as it went on. And also, it's *a lot, not alot. Otherwise, awesome.

If Genesis were on crack they might make an album like this

Interesting.

this YTMND is made of win and awesome.

L. Ron: You're a mean one, Mr. Xenu

obsess much?

-2

fan-ta-SIIIZZEEEEE.

-2

yeah your crusade is, uh, cool or something?

-2

5 for the opening.

They're free to fantasiRAGRGRLLRAGRLZrgl

Don't let the scienobots get you down. This was awesome. (Oh, and Scientology is not a "fad" or "fetish" it is a nasty cult that needs to be brought out into the light for the creepyness that it is) Cheers!

+1

"THIS IS MY LAST ONE, I PROMISE" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~

SmoothMedia, you truly are the warrior chosen to battle Scientology.

oh smoothmedia. i love your work more and more...

...uh, wow...

This could be the greatest discovery any human being has ever made. Please help yourself to several free internets.

Puzzle, Puzzle, L. Ron Hubble, fire burn and cauldron bubble... Err, I mean Hubbard. The sheer ZOMGWTFBBQ factor of this... John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone's brother? Truly there is no God, or he would have smoted everyone involved in the production of this torture device good by now.

i wonder if there is a vinyl copy we could play backwards

It won't play for me, and I have realplayer.

-1

Scientology at its best: ridiculous, and scary at the same time. Well done! (please make more) :)

....

it's a crayzee!