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| Site Title: | Han shot scientology first! (TILED) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | hanswasfirst.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | TrustyPanda | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-25 23:51:32 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Star Wars DVD screen captures + PhotoShop | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Most it from www.moviesounds.com + my editing | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Hope I don't get sued! Poor Greedo.... | ||||||||||
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| yes good job | ||||||
| the hokey religion makes it ever better. 5'ed | ||||||
| You forgot Pluto. | ||||||
| Oh my freaking god that was awsome. I'd 10 this if I could. | ||||||
| Han shot first, also 108 views for the win! 4 8 15 16 23 42 | ||||||
| Yes, scientology fits perfectly into that premise. Why not have the death star blow up L-Ron's head? That would probably get top-rated. | ||||||
| Maybe if you watched it, you'd get it, regal. | ||||||
| Well, someone tell me what I missed then? Where is the joke? I'm seriously asking. | ||||||
| "Hokey Religions" are no match for a good blaster at your side. HOKEY RELIGIONS. Key words. | ||||||
| He held up a book about Scientology (A hokey religion). geesh | ||||||
| it made me lol out loud | ||||||
| Dear evilregal,
The joke is that a character in Star Wars, who is very greedy and known as Greedo, is trying to track down and kill Han Solo.
Scientology is all about money. We know that. So the joke is that an greedy bounty hunter is trying to recruit people in to his, as Han calls it, "Hokey religion."
If it makes it funnier, pretend the alien is Xenu... | ||||||
| XENU IS GIVING HIM F*CKIN SCIENTOLOGY BOOK LETS SHOOT EM RUFFLES | ||||||
| i have a greedo action figure | ||||||
| Thanks for the explanation. I guess you have to be a pretty big star wars nerd to get the joke then. | ||||||
| or ur just f*cking stupid... you dont have to see star wars once to get it | ||||||
| I had a greedo action figure when I was little, but I've since lost it. Also, putting "hokey religion" and a book about scientology together for a joke really isn't that hard to do. | ||||||
| I wouldn't say I'm a massive Star Wars nerd... maybe a mid-size one... | ||||||
| BRAVO! And remember, like Lex and Vader it's WRONG and NO, to downvote a site about L.Ron, yo. | ||||||
| The nothians do not approve. | ||||||
| NICE! | ||||||
| hehe | ||||||
| If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom. | ||||||
| Eh... f*ggoy short film | ||||||
| 1 b4 load | ||||||
| WTF? I had this exact same idea! Whose been hacking my computer? | ||||||
| 5'd ending made it an instant classic. | ||||||
| centered images look terrible when you use text. tile it or get rid of the 'xenu' text for 5. | ||||||
| lol, pwn | ||||||
| I stopped time after 9 seconds, bitch. | ||||||
| classic | ||||||
| MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM | ||||||
| owned | ||||||
| use image text | ||||||
| Lol nice work. IMHO i think you should have put the book in replace of Greedo's blaster in every frame, but hey what do i know? | ||||||
| a superb edit | ||||||
| Greedo shot first!!!! | ||||||
| WRONG, Greedo shot first but Han actually landed his shot. Title it "Xenu shot first" and I'll five | ||||||
| You do know about the whole Han shot first thing right. It was changed in Star Wars: A New Hope in the 90s. HAN SHOOTS FIRST AGAIN ON THE NEW DVDs!! | ||||||
| Balance in all ratings; balance in all things. | ||||||
| LOLLEN! | ||||||
| Clever. | ||||||
| Actually it is closer to a tie on my DVD...still have the old laserdisks though. | ||||||
| f*cking spic | ||||||
| true | ||||||
| hahah | ||||||
| Yeah take that scientology ytmnd 4eva rite guys rite?>!?! | ||||||
| LOL DAbEST DElEted aLl hiS sh*tTy FaILs!!!!111111 ROFLCOPTERS
http://Dabestlikesmyass.ytmnd.com
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| Lol. | ||||||
| well done sir | ||||||
| killing xenu is bad...
f*ck lucas
change greedo to hubbard or travolta.
or better yet change the book to star wars special edition and greedo to lucas. | ||||||
| Though the gif is REALLY dark, still quality. | ||||||
| Jabba wa da lol'd, haha Solo san. | ||||||
| Han has the right method to handling these Scientology whackos. | ||||||
| GIANT ENEMY CRAB ATTACKS! WHAT DO YOU DO?????? A.)ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT (FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE) B.)RUN AWAY C.)ATTACK ITS STRONG POINT D.)RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! | ||||||
| I will! I'll sue you in England! | ||||||
| Greedo shot first | ||||||
| DAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!!
.....quite good. | ||||||
| hehe, scientology pwnd! :) | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| I think its a Rodian not xenu, G. | ||||||
| lol, awesomeness. | ||||||
