Best YTMND ever, shut up idiots

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This is a blowjob. Penis Sucking™. ---- It is cool cool cool. --- It is the most cool type of suck. --- What's really cool is nobody knows how much it takes to get one. --- So everytime you get it, be cool. --- It is WORTH it. --- Look, everybody wants to be cool, but doing it with blowjobs isn't just cool, it could be COOL. ****fartz™****

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that's what this site should have been.

the answer is EVERYTHING

5'd for hat's comment.

But there's no punchline. Unfunny. You lose, good day sir!

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That's the joke

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Hey, so lemme tell ya, what's the best thing about shut up idiots? The best thing is, you get to tell the idiots to shut up more than once

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n*gga stole the joke

It's repetative and annoying.

Get a life, f*g.

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It's time to v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-VOTE5

I have a life idiot. It's annoying you!

very stupid.

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Hilarious is funny shut up idiots it's funny what's the best thing about a blowjob? Best joke doesn't need a punchline shutup stupid f*ggot morons. Idiot.

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1'd, dude to personal ytmnd, or picture of your friends..

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From the looks of it and your little comments so far,you dont have a life,and you gotta sit around making pathetic little jokes,trying to look like a smart-ass little prick,even though your some annoying stupid little 13 year old who sits around trying to annoying people and be funny but fail terribly,when you come around to makeing a decent ytmnd or joke,show it till then,You Lose GOOD DAY SIR!@

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One more reason to keep your four year old off the internet...

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Cureless: Shut up, idiot. Bite me, dumpy.

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Also, all my YTMND's are personal, as they're jokes I find funny. If you don't like it eat my sh*t.

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cureless, was that directed twards me or murdarmachene? speeking of which, murdarmachene, perhaps you should be the one to shut up? seeing as you fail at being even slightly humble, and spaming your lame *ss ytmnds, in the hope that one of wich will land a decent score, like a blind man swinging his fists around..

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This coming from a guy who not only 5'd, but Fav'd this ytmnd? WTF

i agree but y did u fav this?

what is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! you deserve a red forman *ss kicking, and logjammer, you don't make any sense,so FYAD

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wtf is the point of making a YTMND if no one exept you finds it funny, your a f*g

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What is it???

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Also fav'd. This is one of the best ytmnd's ever made. I like your style.

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well, you just admited to makeing nothing but personal ytmnds, and if you bothered to read the rules, you'd notice this : Expect your site to be deleted if it lacks humor and includes any of the following: anime, extreme racism, hardcore pornography, anything illegal, pictures of your friends, inside jokes, etc perhaps you should read the rules BEFORE you make an ytmnd of yourself, next time..

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I think all humor should be personal. If you can't use jokes as a unique way of looking at the world and laughing at your own stupidity and misconceptions, what good is it? You have to use humor to reflect and not rely so much on circle-jerk refference humor and fads. This isn't a YTMND of myself, nor is it of any of my friends. You obviously misunderstood me because I was being SUBTLE. I hope I've clarified, I only meant that my YTMND's are personal in that they're all something from me that I share.

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Inside the mind of a murdarer. More Than Farts.

i lol'd

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profound statement murdar, but i still think you're a f*g. willowisp refer to this http://bitemedumpy.ytmnd.com also http://shutupidiots.ytmnd.com also if you liked this site go to http://firstbloodklassix.ytmnd.com/ it's really good!!! also i cummed my pants omfg best thread best thread first post LoLz

well, perhaps i was being a bit harsh, and underestimated your IQ.. but if its not a personal ytmnd, then who is that a picture of, if not you/your friend? Needless to say, the real main reason i downlvoted you in the first place is due to you simply calling people idiots whenever they dissagred with you, telling us to eather like it or eat sh*t, ect..that sort of arrogence is like manure to a fly..if you want humor, you should look at other sites realy, ytmnd is a memonic, sort of a humor dna strand..

Oh, now i get it..a self refrenceing ytmnd, each containing a reply that brings one to a diffrent site, a meme within a meme site, but diffrent from its "kin",simply-ingenous

The guy is just some loser on youtube making a sh*tty joke with an unfunny punchline. I found his delivery to be so awful that the punchline wasn't even necessary, the entire thing parodies itself.

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well, i wish that you would put the like to a url in the image orgins, sound orgins, i supose that i shouldent have assumed that you had taken the picture, but without haveing a link for image/sound orgins it seamed like a small jump in logic..

This games winner is.... MurdarMechene!

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I think the reason I enjoy your sites is because I don't take them too seriously.

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yeah, that's pretty much why I never properly cite sources, and try to make them all retarded and silly. none of them are serious, but I find them seriously funny

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Dumb site should be deleted.

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yeah it's almost as bad as http://firefoxexpressions.ytmnd.com/ ... f*cking idiot kill yourself bite me dumpy

Your site is the best ever. He's correct admins, delete me!

Spotz is right. This is a classic.

KILL THIS YTMND!!!!

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this made me lol

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dammit, this just might be the best YTMND ever

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The fifteen minutes of silence. Muhahahaha!

You win

how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

PICK IT UP AND SUCK IT'S DICK!

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exactly

this wouldnt be funny if it had a punchline

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duh

i've never seen your name or one of your sites til yesterday.. this is like finding burried treasure

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I enjoyed this.

Buried treasure

Baloney Sandwich

I don't think most people get the Groucho Marx glasses.

...or the Groucho Marx accent.

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Nothing more offensive than a photoshopped f*ggot with a cleft lip.

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stop talking

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it's not photoshopped dumpy it's a webcam overlay done in Real-Thyme 3d so get a life jerkoff

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one of murdar's best

Bad. Witless. Vapid. 1'ed.

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He has never gotten a blowjob, come the f*ck on.

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sucks

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-minus alll for ghettoization of groucho marx, and -5 for unfunny because you forgot punchline

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+'d your comment for actually knowing who the marx brothers are.

O I GET IT

ahaha lolo

F*ck, I laughed. Here's your 5.

is good yes?

o.O

i really really like this ytmnd

That's the joke

Not your finest work, Murdar.

f a i l

k you win, fav'd now

LOL FALE U F*GET U DDINT EVEN PUT THE REST OF THE JOKE IN YOU LOST, GOOD DAY MATE. (LOL GET IT WONKAJOKE)

More like a snow job.

5 again