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Site Title: My name is Detective John Kimble
Site Domain: johnkimblerap.ytmnd.com
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CamN
Created on: 2006-08-23 10:29:41
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Sound Origin: uncited
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johnkimblerap

Description: Funny song. Made by Neil Cicierega NOT ME! I thought faerykore made it, but it turns out she just uploaded it =P
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2006-08-25 02:38:11
 
i'm the party pooper.
2006-08-25 02:47:11
 
quality sound editing, nice job
2006-08-25 02:59:58
 
DIIIILLAN!!
2006-08-25 03:15:09
 
Well done!
2006-08-25 03:24:11
 
PUT DAT COOKEY DOWN NAAAOOW!
2006-08-25 04:43:10
 
Needs more "toomah"...otherwise genius work.
2006-08-25 04:49:34
 
TOP 5?! OMDJEE.
2006-08-25 05:32:48
 
Wtf.
2006-08-25 05:36:36
 
you, sir, win all the internets i currently have in my pockets.
2006-08-25 06:08:06
 
Wonderful. Yhis is going in my faves list right next to the Cosby Rap.
2006-08-25 06:15:00
 
+5 for lawl, -1 for incorrect citation. The audio was made by Neil Cicierega of Lemon Demon fame.
2006-08-25 06:30:36
 
2006-08-25 06:47:47
 
XD
2006-08-25 06:49:37
 
5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5
2006-08-25 06:51:36
 
nice
2006-08-25 06:52:02
 
WIN! WIN! WIN!
2006-08-25 07:05:16
 
really cool edit, 3 for finding it.
2006-08-25 07:10:45
 
Freaking ace. You get 5 Intarwebs and a brownie-- with NUTS!
2006-08-25 07:41:06
 
Awesome
2006-08-25 08:01:10
 
well done!
2006-08-25 08:37:30
 
lol
2006-08-25 08:38:43
 
A million points for you!
2006-08-25 08:50:26
 
DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE!!!
2006-08-25 09:01:00
 
awesome
2006-08-25 09:28:18
 
2006-08-25 09:52:43
 
Nice effort.
2006-08-25 09:56:08
 
HOLY SH*T A NON-GIF ON THE TOP 5?!?!?
2006-08-25 09:57:59
 
This isn't a top rated site. I'm sorry. You didn't even make the audio. A worthwhile site, yes. top rated, no.
2006-08-25 10:02:33
 
Ownage. Pure Ownage.
2006-08-25 10:09:19
 
that was pretty good
2006-08-25 10:11:23
 
AMAZING LOL!
2006-08-25 10:35:38
 
It was kind of a funny drought for a while, because of all the scientology sites but this made me laugh pretty hard.
2006-08-25 10:51:53
 
im pretty sure this has been done before
2006-08-25 11:04:12
 
Hurray for classic YTMND stylee!
2006-08-25 11:08:45
 
Stop it at the end was f*cking genius.
2006-08-25 11:32:56
 
SCORE
2006-08-25 11:35:48
 
pffffffffttttttttt
2006-08-25 12:16:51
 
extremely underrated to the nth degree
2006-08-25 12:23:42
 
BABAHAAHAHABHAHBAHBHABHABHAH FAVORITE.
2006-08-25 12:41:41
 
This.  Is excellent.
2006-08-25 12:52:22
 
Wow.....
2006-08-25 13:06:28
 
Done quite superior excellence! Hilarious how close it is to the slim shady song intro.
2006-08-25 13:11:35
 
|_ () |_
2006-08-25 13:13:59
 
Haha... this is great. 5'd.
2006-08-25 13:18:27
 
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-08-25 13:25:23
 
STOP! NOW! PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!
2006-08-25 13:28:59
 
lol
2006-08-25 13:44:37
 
great job
2006-08-25 14:19:28
 
This is f*cking amazing.. You're one clever bastard.
2006-08-25 14:47:15
 
internet won.
2006-08-25 15:19:56
 
Haha, fived.
2006-08-25 15:31:42
 
Very very nice
2006-08-25 15:39:39
 
it fits the beat perfectly :)
2006-08-25 15:47:25
 
"This isn't a top rated site. I'm sorry. You didn't even make the audio. A worthwhile site, yes. top rated, no."
2006-08-25 15:49:13
 
in b4 belair
2006-08-25 15:51:19
 
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2006-08-25 15:55:18
 
I laughed OUT LOUD
2006-08-25 16:07:27
 
very good. 5.
2006-08-25 16:39:34
 
I lol'd, FAV'd, and 5'd.
2006-08-25 17:02:49
 
WIN.
2006-08-25 17:07:40
 
Soo....you didn't make the sound?
2006-08-25 17:11:57
 
If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
2006-08-25 17:27:39
 
STOP IT!
2006-08-25 17:29:02
 
100% 5'ed and favorited
2006-08-25 17:51:18
 
Finally a quality ytmnd.
2006-08-25 17:53:12
 
ROFLCOPTER
2006-08-25 18:16:58
 
Fooneh.
2006-08-25 18:37:09
 
5'd best goddamn ytmnd ive seen yet (not counting nedm's)
2006-08-25 19:00:41
 
teh awesome
2006-08-25 19:08:51
 
2006-08-25 19:20:07
 
awesome.
2006-08-25 19:36:24
 
"Shut up... now! Put that cookie down, now!" Giggles and stuff...
2006-08-25 19:51:02
 
this is brilliant.
2006-08-25 20:01:43
 
dude get rid of the rest and just loop the chorus. i bet u would get all fives.
2006-08-25 20:12:44
 
Good times.
2006-08-25 20:25:32
 
Linkage for source audio credit?
2006-08-25 20:25:52
 
good 1
2006-08-25 21:43:45
 
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER!
2006-08-25 21:57:05
 
Five nation
2006-08-25 22:15:45
 
haaaaaaaaaa awesome
2006-08-25 22:46:33
 
LEMON DEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-25 22:58:28
 
haha thats amazing
2006-08-25 23:15:41
 
soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
2006-08-25 23:28:59
 
hgahahha great!!! lmao
2006-08-25 23:46:51
 
yes good job hope you make more i will stop in on your page now and then i like your work
2006-08-26 01:52:48
 
GET TO THE CHOPPER!
2006-08-26 02:23:14
 
GET TO THE CHOPPA!
2006-08-26 03:23:59
 
I fived this at first. Too bad you just took someone else's hard work and did nothing creative with it.
2006-08-26 05:08:00
 
holy f*cking sh*t! YTMND users are on a roll. 4 days straight there has been atleast one YTMND that made me rofl. WIN!!!!!!
2006-08-26 06:46:30
 
This man is a genius.
2006-08-26 06:57:07
 
Good song.
2006-08-26 07:14:04
 
hahahah
2006-08-26 07:18:41
 
Put that cookie down, now!
2006-08-26 07:19:57
 
soundboard to the maXX
2006-08-26 07:47:29
 
You are MINE now. You belong to ME.
2006-08-26 09:07:17
 
This is the divine source of all orgasms.
2006-08-26 10:08:36
 
woooo
2006-08-26 10:55:13
 
nice
2006-08-26 13:15:14
 
Why does this have such a high rating? The guy didn't even make the sound. He just took from someone else and then put a movie poster as an image and he gets top 5?
2006-08-26 13:16:06
 
This pwns.
2006-08-26 13:19:56
 
Wtf is this on the top five?! Where the f*ck did Han knows the code go?!
2006-08-26 13:26:57
 
governor
2006-08-26 13:49:07
 
This Is the best
2006-08-26 13:51:12
 
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2006-08-26 14:59:54
 
"You think you're not bad, huh? You are a f*cking CHOIR boy compared to me... A CHOIR BOY!"
2006-08-26 15:22:36
 
I haven't heard that beat for years!
2006-08-26 16:13:42
 
That movie poster, taglines and all, is PERFECT with the song. Someone needs to put the song with a slowed down Roxbury gif, lol.
2006-08-26 18:56:54
 
Bad image, but I'll give you a five for the most awesome song in the history of mankind.
2006-08-26 19:02:37
 
STOP IT!
2006-08-26 19:18:12
 
5
2006-08-26 20:14:57
 
Timely >.> . . . :p
2006-08-26 21:03:34
 
upvoted
2006-08-26 21:15:09
 
kindergarden cop FTW. fantastic remix.
2006-08-26 21:23:18
 
BEST EVAR.
2006-08-26 22:40:29
 
Fantastic
2006-08-26 23:21:15
 
Hey there...um, this song was actually created by Neil Cicierega. The only reason it is linked to me is because I am the one who contributed it to the Lemon Demon wiki because apparently I was the only one on earth who saved the file when he posted it in his LJ a long time ago...
2006-08-27 02:15:25
 
Lol the web is inter
2006-08-27 03:57:33
 
2006-08-27 04:30:27
 
I like it
2006-08-27 05:45:32
 
GET TO DA CHOPPA!
2006-08-27 05:53:34
 
Hey, I'm a BOOLIZ OFFIZZA!
2006-08-27 06:50:45
 
all you did was take someone else's work
2006-08-27 11:33:26
 
Good song.
2006-08-27 11:49:23
 
Arnie:"ohh I got such a headache.." kid:"maybe its a tumor!!" Arnie(accent enhancing its funnyness):"its not a tumor"
2006-08-27 13:10:01
 
-2 for not making the sound, or image
2006-08-27 13:49:47
 
that movie sucked.
2006-08-27 16:19:28
 
It's a funny song, but it gets a 3 because you didn't make it.
2006-08-27 16:38:37
 
Best YTMND ever
2006-08-27 16:44:59
 
put that cookie down. NOW!
2006-08-27 17:25:53
 
LOFL
2006-08-27 17:48:06
 
lol
2006-08-27 18:05:55
 
2006-08-27 18:06:26
 
^_^ good stuff
2006-08-27 18:06:29
 
Five....For great justice (v^_^)v
2006-08-27 18:15:51
 
yeah 3 cause you didn't make
2006-08-27 18:18:01
 
thats a winner right there
2006-08-27 18:25:20
 
I HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST, BECAUSE I'M GONNA RAM IT INTO YOU'RE STOMACHE AND PULL OUT YOUR GODDAMNED SPINE!
2006-08-27 19:03:25
 
nice job
2006-08-27 19:24:39
 
you my friend... are the man now dog
2006-08-27 19:25:20
 
BEST EVEERRRRR!
2006-08-27 22:01:59
 
LMAO, that was very creative!!
2006-08-27 23:20:56
 
YTMNSFW is ruining YTMND
2006-08-28 12:46:07
 
LOL that is f*cking great
2006-08-28 15:18:24
 
-2 because you didn't make it, and -1 because it didn't make me laugh.
2006-08-28 16:50:48
 
XD
2006-08-28 19:13:56
 
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
2006-08-28 19:59:54
 
LOL you're the best!
2006-08-28 20:01:19
 
LOL! You're the best!
2006-08-28 20:02:13
 
seriously wtf make it 5 stars
2006-08-29 16:56:06
 
WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
2006-08-29 17:10:45
 
2006-08-29 22:16:52
 
???
2006-08-29 22:36:52
 
I like this Ytmnd, Makes me laugh,i love that movie..
2006-08-29 23:42:18
 
lol never would of thought of that =/
2006-08-30 00:58:04
 
I don't understand why this YTMND got such play. There was no work involved in it at all.
2006-08-30 02:03:34
 
Put that cookie down! Great audio.
2006-08-30 07:47:48
 
F*cking awesome.
2006-08-30 12:59:43
 
ROFL
2006-08-30 13:35:14
 
OMG You win! Hahahaha
2006-08-31 12:16:47
 
SUPERBE!
2006-08-31 13:08:33
 
Put that cookie down now!!! is why this gets a 5
2006-08-31 20:56:05
 
LONG LIVE JOHN KIMBLE AKA AHNULD!
2006-08-31 23:55:48
 
Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.
2006-09-01 01:11:39
 
lol John Kimble
2006-09-01 13:57:23
 
did i mention how much i f*cking love this!
2006-09-01 23:02:01
 
If Neil made this, why the f*ck are YOU posting it here? You can "credit" him all you want, but all you're really doing is playing the middleman and posting it somewhere. That's not worth anything but a 1.
2006-09-02 00:20:43
 
lol hilarious
2006-09-02 05:23:39
 
WHY IS THIS NSFW?
2006-09-02 10:50:19
 
hahaha
2006-09-02 13:31:04
 
put that cookie down now!
2006-09-02 13:58:01
 
AND LULZ ENSUED
2006-09-03 12:40:06
 
YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
2006-09-03 13:41:41
 
PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
2006-09-04 08:21:31
 
Put the cookie down! NOW!
2006-09-04 12:43:09
 
Good great excellent
2006-09-04 23:36:05
 
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!!!
2006-09-05 09:20:31
 
haha
2006-09-06 08:11:57
 
Best NSFW site ever
2006-09-07 04:43:37
 
Best new site on YTMND I've seen in a while.
2006-09-08 09:31:42
 
lol
2006-09-08 13:45:30
 
2006-09-08 23:06:45
 
hahaha
2006-09-09 17:16:22
 
lmao, awesome
2006-09-09 17:24:08
 
Cant believe i missed this one
2006-09-09 22:22:47
 
"If Neil made this, why the f*ck are YOU posting it here? You can "credit" him all you want, but all you're really doing is playing the middleman and posting it somewhere. That's not worth anything but a 1." Dalton, I know for a fact that Neil doesn't mind the existence of this YTMND.
2006-09-09 22:27:01
 
2006-09-10 03:26:31
 
YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER?!
2006-09-10 09:26:39
 
YOU RACK DISCIPRINE!
2006-09-11 10:27:56
 
why dont you shop arnold's face over eminem for the background image?
2006-09-11 17:11:13
 
THAT WAS JUST LIKE THE RAP!!% stars for you! p.s. im an upvoter i hardly give 1's -plz
2006-09-11 20:49:09
 
internets one
2006-09-12 13:04:34
 
My name is what?
2006-09-12 23:06:30
 
best song ever
2006-09-14 04:07:48
 
........................sex.
2006-09-16 05:22:44
 
catchy as hell
2006-09-16 23:22:35
 
So vehy nice.
2006-09-17 04:05:08
 
HAHAHAA funny sh*t!
2006-09-18 04:10:44
 
Win because of 'Who is your daddy and what does he do?'.
2006-09-18 08:32:01
 
hip hop is balck music yall pale faces got rock to listen too so kick rocks and take ur *ss back to the rock ytmnd u head baning music loving f*ggot
2006-09-18 22:33:34
 
according to the ratings, this is the best ytmnd ever. Good job.
2006-09-20 00:29:55
 
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
2006-09-20 03:08:22
 
Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
2006-09-26 08:51:38
 
bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
2006-09-27 16:55:55
 
im sry...
2006-09-29 16:09:42
 
2006-09-29 16:10:12
 
2006-10-08 21:41:48
 
maybe one of the best sites ever
2006-10-25 04:55:39
 
2006-10-29 06:18:14
 
win!!!
2006-11-02 13:37:17
 
amaxing
2006-11-03 18:53:44
 
i love it
2006-11-19 08:49:03
 
yayaya!
2006-11-29 04:06:50
 
the seventh most awesome thing ever.
2007-03-13 14:29:08
 
U MADE ME LOL
2007-04-26 15:44:33
 
awesome compilation. must have used the ebaum soundboard. missing "it's not a tumor!"
2007-06-10 11:57:48
 
amazin
2007-10-02 07:13:01
 
picture sound ................................................and text
2007-12-17 05:03:14
 
you should have looped the beginning only. The rest completely sucks.
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