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Site Title: Sam Jackson starts his computer...(original)
Site Domain: sljwindows.ytmnd.com
Created by:  
doctor-acula
Created on: 2006-08-23 00:39:07
Image Origin: XP start up screen with edits
Sound Origin: Snakes On A Plane (openwindows.ytmnd.com), Windows, Pulp Fiction
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Description: It came to me in a dream, and then I think I saw that someone else made something just like this, so in true YTMND fashion, I made the same damn site but tweaked. EDIT: There, I cited sources, happy? EDIT AGAIN: NOW ITS ANIMATED! EDIT: I SUCK AT ANIMATING
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2006-08-23 00:41:01
 
I giggled.
2006-08-23 00:41:13
 
clever
2006-08-23 00:41:48
 
i had some sliced bread.
2006-08-23 00:42:25
 
ha ha ha... sampossible
2006-08-23 00:43:44
 
5'd
2006-08-23 00:43:49
 
motherf*cking 5'd
2006-08-23 00:44:11
 
ehehehehhee
2006-08-23 00:44:36
 
LOL, this wins so hard it made my nose bleed a little.
2006-08-23 00:46:36
 
Totally ownage.
2006-08-23 00:47:31
 
it's totally "snakes"
2006-08-23 00:48:14
 
I get it.
2006-08-23 00:48:15
 
5 letters. S - N - A - K - E
2006-08-23 00:48:58
 
WROOONG, not Snake, but 5 other letters you may know...or maybe 5 stars? who knows...well, I do.
2006-08-23 00:49:33
 
LOL
2006-08-23 00:51:54
 
PLEASE!!!! God Dammit, i hate this wratched crap.
2006-08-23 00:52:51
 
i believe that this is very good for you i mean its better than diet pepsi but not as good as alcoholic beverages so im just gonna go ahead and five this i mean its really some top notch stuff i find that the grass is always a lot sh*ttier on the other side for me, but thats cuz
2006-08-23 00:54:54
 
Haha, nice. SoaP stuff is only getting better after the movie has come out. So much more material to work with.
2006-08-23 00:56:43
 
Vote doubled for picture.
2006-08-23 01:00:28
 
hahahaha i love it
2006-08-23 01:07:47
 
Made me lol
2006-08-23 01:08:44
 
Y-T-M-N-D
2006-08-23 01:10:13
 
give the man a prize! He knows the magic word!
2006-08-23 01:13:03
 
but is YTMND actually a WORD? :P
2006-08-23 01:15:49
 
Oh c'mon, I made a good sam jackson reference that deals with the wrong password... too bad it wasn't really the magic word.
2006-08-23 01:17:18
 
I liked your reference.
2006-08-23 01:18:17
 
YES F*CKING YES!
2006-08-23 01:19:17
 
rofl, nice
2006-08-23 01:19:39
 
It should say "what's the magic f*cking word?"
2006-08-23 01:21:29
 
5 stars for the jurassic park reference alone.
2006-08-23 01:24:25
 
creative
2006-08-23 01:27:26
 
five hundred twenty thousand mermaids
2006-08-23 01:34:03
 
I like what you did with the place. 4'd.
2006-08-23 01:40:40
 
Ooh! That's good! Clever!
2006-08-23 01:45:22
 
Now the sound played when I start my computer. :)
2006-08-23 02:25:54
 
Chonglis Victory!!!
2006-08-23 02:26:30
 
SAY WHAT AGAIN
2006-08-23 02:32:45
 
I'm now going to do this everytime I log on my computer.
2006-08-23 02:33:46
 
This was stolen from me. Please cite the correct sources then I'll 5 it. OMG kidding.
2006-08-23 03:03:00
 
LMFAO
2006-08-23 03:06:55
 
Ah ah ah... you didn't say the magic word!
+1
2006-08-23 03:16:26
 
This concept has been done before, but the way you set up the login page is far more pwnage
2006-08-23 03:20:37
 
Wonder what the password is..... :)
2006-08-23 03:21:38
 
hah great idea
2006-08-23 03:27:31
 
took me like 45 sec 2 get i fail
2006-08-23 04:05:02
 
i cant believe i didnt think of this, funny stuff
2006-08-23 05:02:23
 
I strapped in. FIVE'D!!!
2006-08-23 05:10:44
 
"Mr. Jackson, what is your favorite word?" "well it's muthaf*cker, muthaf*cker"
2006-08-23 05:22:17
 
http://lazytownxp.ytmnd.com/
2006-08-23 05:38:23
 
i c
2006-08-23 05:53:44
 
Already been done but I like what you did with the login screen on this ine.
2006-08-23 06:00:52
 
I'm in tears now...thats funny sh*t
2006-08-23 06:01:31
 
Props to your name too...Did the Janitor give you the screenplay?
2006-08-23 06:20:37
 
Cite yo sh*t, n*gg*
2006-08-23 06:23:12
 
YES
2006-08-23 06:25:07
 
win
2006-08-23 06:51:35
 
rofl
2006-08-23 06:54:58
 
It was a 3 until the audio came in.
2006-08-23 06:57:28
 
Brilliant.
2006-08-23 07:09:50
 
FTW!
2006-08-23 07:11:37
 
Clever =D
2006-08-23 07:11:46
 
lol "sam f*cking jackson's kids"
2006-08-23 07:16:08
 
At least you admit that you're rehashing a joke from several weeks ago. Sooooo 3. (Also, subliminal vote 5 message in the password ftw.)
2006-08-23 07:39:13
 
bwahaha. I'm about to open some f*ckin' windows!
2006-08-23 07:54:54
 
i lol'd
2006-08-23 08:37:28
 
I'm about to open some f*cking windows.
2006-08-23 09:08:26
 
I HATE THIS HACKER CRAP! ★★★★★'d.
2006-08-23 10:42:41
 
this pwns so hard. His f*cking kids.
2006-08-23 10:43:34
 
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHA F*CKIN SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHA F*CKIN PLANE!
2006-08-23 11:16:12
 
I LOL'D OUT OF MY ASS!
2006-08-23 11:34:55
 
HAHA
2006-08-23 12:12:31
 
nice
2006-08-23 12:28:43
 
Yes...YES!
2006-08-23 12:29:30
 
lol, you need to make the second part of the audio louder though
2006-08-23 12:43:19
 
my favorite line
2006-08-23 12:43:20
 
heh..
2006-08-23 12:47:44
 
haha
2006-08-23 13:02:33
 
lmfao
2006-08-23 14:21:34
 
You must have some crazy dreams.
2006-08-23 16:06:19
 
Pork chop sandwiches
2006-08-23 16:16:06
 
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF*CKIN' POP-UPS IN THIS MOTHERF*CKIN' INTERNET EXPLORER!
2006-08-23 17:13:04
 
heh, I lol'd :P
2006-08-23 19:58:59
 
lolololol
2006-08-23 20:00:48
 
Nice.
2006-08-23 22:39:14
 
hey man...chicks with big noses can be trusted...and what I think her over all appeal is the realness of her...of course thats somewhat ironic considering its FHM, but those who know the show understand. shes not some silicone packed celebrity skank, shes a real person. The appeal also comes from the cleavage though.
2006-08-23 22:39:31
 
"Sam F*ucking Jackson's Kids" made me lol
2006-08-23 22:41:00
 
crispy
2006-08-23 22:41:24
 
I wanna see his desktop!
2006-08-23 22:42:38
 
"Sam F*ucking Jackson's Kids" made me lol
2006-08-23 22:44:29
 
stolen
2006-08-23 22:45:02
 
first
-1
2006-08-23 22:47:20
 
Hey, I said someone had the idea first, though I was unaware until I did a search, and I figured the oppurtunity was too good to pass up, and besides, if every YTMND was original, there would be much less YTMND's in existence.
2006-08-23 22:53:13
 
Funny. Sexy. Dead on. Gunius.
2006-08-23 22:56:00
 
lool
2006-08-23 23:00:15
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
-1
2006-08-23 23:10:11
 
"if every YTMND was original, there would be much less YTMND's in existence." -there probably should be much less YTMND's in existence, but 5'd anyway.
2006-08-23 23:11:14
 
whahaha
2006-08-23 23:14:17
 
LMAO
2006-08-23 23:26:48
 
i'm gonna open the windows, ha i get it now :-P
2006-08-23 23:39:39
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2006-08-23 23:40:55
 
"I'm about to open some f*ckin' windows." hahahha
2006-08-23 23:41:08
 
2006-08-24 00:11:05
 
pst his pass word is snake
2006-08-24 00:11:41
 
i rofled
2006-08-24 00:12:52
 
haha
2006-08-24 00:16:23
 
It is green.
-1
2006-08-24 00:25:42
 
4'd
2006-08-24 00:32:56
 
I lol'd
2006-08-24 00:33:16
 
Hahaha
2006-08-24 00:38:56
 
oh wow, good one
2006-08-24 00:59:28
 
funny.
2006-08-24 01:13:39
 
funny
2006-08-24 01:23:55
 
LMFAO.
2006-08-24 01:37:35
 
Leave it as "I'm gonna open some f*cking windows" Has a much better ring to it.
2006-08-24 01:41:13
 
you mean nix the "everybody strap in" and the "f*cked up repugnant sh*t" but leave "open some f*cking windows" and the start up sound?
2006-08-24 02:12:16
 
You win at teh internets.
2006-08-24 02:16:29
 
SAM F*CKIN JACKONS'S KIDS.
2006-08-24 02:17:40
 
So, what is the magic word?
2006-08-24 02:44:29
 
this is the sh*t
2006-08-24 02:48:46
 
I would say nix the repugnant sh*t and keep everything else :)
2006-08-24 02:49:31
 
I concure
2006-08-24 07:01:55
 
I'm about to open some f*cking Windows.
2006-08-24 07:04:49
 
SAM F*CKING JACKSON.
2006-08-24 07:04:57
 
And then at the end of the movie it shows Dr. Acula and the period get removed and the two words come together... to show Dracula.
2006-08-24 07:06:37
 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
2006-08-24 07:51:07
 
f*ckin great soundbyte !
2006-08-24 08:19:30
 
am i just f*cked up in the head, or does "sam f*cking jackson's kids" read like some guy named sam is f*cking jackson's kids?
2006-08-24 08:23:29
 
password - shaft
2006-08-24 08:24:31
 
password = snake?
2006-08-24 08:30:26
 
Win....
2006-08-24 08:43:58
 
"gona open some windows" got me
2006-08-24 08:44:19
 
I laughed.
2006-08-24 09:02:22
 
I giggled, but it's too short.
2006-08-24 09:08:10
 
made of 5 parts win per 2 parts good
2006-08-24 09:33:28
 
Bacon tastes good.
2006-08-24 10:25:53
 
ahahah
2006-08-24 10:33:31
 
ROFL!
2006-08-24 11:19:16
 
I LIKE TO EAT POISONS
2006-08-24 11:35:13
 
hahaha I'm about to open some f*cking windows
2006-08-24 11:36:33
 
Clever.
2006-08-24 11:56:42
 
Nice, but 1'd until you cite sources.
2006-08-24 12:00:48
 
Holy sh*t, funny. :D
2006-08-24 12:01:56
 
Nice. Although I like the downvoters trying to be cool with their witty remarks here. Won't let them kill my buzz though. 5d that sh*t!
2006-08-24 13:25:09
 
I keep my promises.
2006-08-24 14:18:47
 
ic
2006-08-24 17:19:04
 
5 if you take out the "repugnant sh-t part"
2006-08-24 17:24:19
 
You should really take out the repugnant part...
2006-08-24 17:24:22
 
This goes well with wild oats and a blow job.
2006-08-24 18:26:04
 
I rofl'd
2006-08-24 18:52:52
 
I should have thought of this. Damn.
2006-08-24 19:57:27
 
Even though Windows really is f*cked up repugnant sh*t?
2006-08-24 20:36:44
 
I lol'd many times
2006-08-24 20:43:00
 
If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
2006-08-24 20:55:16
 
Bwahaha, well played, although the audio for the "f*cked up repugnant sh*t" quote is atrocious. Fix it for a 5.
2006-08-24 21:01:53
 
SNAKES SNAKES SNAKES ON A PLANE PLANE PLANE!
2006-08-24 21:06:19
 
Mmmm...that IS a tasty YTMND!
2006-08-24 22:00:40
 
lawl
2006-08-24 22:02:31
 
ololololololololololol
2006-08-24 22:26:04
 
OMFG ROFL
2006-08-25 00:55:19
 
I'll rip the audio from my own Pulp Fiction DVD soon, then I'll fix it.
2006-08-25 01:06:47
 
Loved it, but I prefer the password being snake over ytmnd - more humor to it imho
2006-08-25 01:36:19
 
I chuckled. Good stuff.
2006-08-25 07:51:23
 
i dont think jackson is cool or anything but damn this was funny as hell awsome job bookmarked
2006-08-25 09:57:45
 
O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
2006-08-26 03:19:46
 
AWESOME totally laughed my *ss off.
2006-08-26 13:38:00
 
I didn't even notice the "what's the magic word". This is too f*cking Hilarious.
2006-08-26 20:57:31
 
f*cking Windows. You're my hero
2006-08-26 22:53:54
 
MY only question is does it really need the last part, after the windows log in noise? o well who cares....
2006-08-27 01:02:16
 
OH MY GOD YOU'RE AWESOME! Fav'd. Samuel L. FTW!
2006-08-27 22:27:43
 
password should be 6 letters. PLEASE
2006-08-28 01:12:49
 
lol uber hax i downvoted lol
2006-08-28 02:59:55
 
Lol'd.... Muthaf*ckin Windows.
2006-08-30 21:24:27
 
WINS
2006-09-01 16:13:29
 
Thought it was kinda lame, then the sound came in. :)
2006-09-01 19:59:17
 
Awesome
2006-09-03 09:26:28
 
w0000000
2006-09-07 23:14:00
 
I might make an animated version where we see his desktop, but I'm lazy.
2006-09-08 17:22:23
 
I try to cut back on my 5's, but sometimes I just can't help it
2006-09-14 18:06:20
 
lollol
2006-09-16 15:08:03
 
pretty good
2006-09-21 18:16:32
 
5ed for Sam!
2006-09-22 14:40:36
 
that's a 5, muthaf*cker!
2006-09-22 22:50:02
 
sh*t...let me sync it...
2006-09-22 22:58:15
 
ahhh sh*t, sorry, now its all slow...I'll fix it!
2006-09-22 23:05:26
 
there...its as good as its gon' get.
2006-09-25 17:01:51
 
i liked the way it was but w/e
2006-09-30 19:29:01
 
Noob, thats a 98 BSOD. rofl 1 for that.
2006-10-04 11:44:37
 
2006-10-29 20:10:14
 
ha ha funny
2006-10-30 09:30:59
 
Put the animation back.
2007-01-23 08:49:11
 
Put the animation back.
2007-02-04 19:40:23
 
Great!
2007-02-10 21:11:24
 
smurf ya, now that is some funny smurf
2007-03-30 13:48:26
 
One of the easiest fives i've ever given
2007-04-03 20:51:04
 
XD Clever.
2007-07-12 19:04:04
 
his password should be **********************************. I'll let you figure that out.
 
2007-07-12 19:06:52
 
motherf*ckingsnakesonthismotherf*ckingplane?
 
2007-07-12 22:35:32
 
actually "pleasegoddammitihatethishackercrap"
2007-08-12 07:42:02
 
I'm doing this next time people are around.
2008-03-08 14:35:44
 
clever
2008-08-03 20:02:24
 
You know something? I'll have a Samuel Jackson too. GOOD MOTHERF*CKING CHOICE MOTHERF*CKER!
2009-04-18 14:49:00
 
i really like this