STOLEN from here: hothothotftw.ytmnd.com

2nd

goosebumps

Ding

dr-L337 that random advertising made this 5 worthy

What a f*cking ugly bitch.

Sonic? The guy who made ACWL? Man, I haven't talked to him in along time.

I enjoy the fact that you assume that people are listening all the way through. Seriously.

lol i love how you go on rambling about some random crap at some points

You sound like some guy I know.

You sound like some downvoter i know. lol ^

HEY! THIS IS STOLEN from here: hothothotftw.ytmnd.com

I want to suck your c*ck.

please do ^

crazy

that... was... the greatest ytmnd i have ever seen...

Thank you ^

you should have a podcast.

dr-prizza, your cool

lol, thank you ^

ewww... also c*cks

I listened to the whole thing and dear GOD you went f*ckin' nuts. LOL. Do more please.

Thumbs up dude

Oh yeah, about the 30 second thing, go to http://amessagetomax.ytmnd.com

I like the tangent ranting mixed in there...

You got really off topic at times, but I really doubt you care.

Nah i didnt ^ thats what you will learn about me.

I love Dr-Pizza. I get the impression you are from Edmonton. next time I'm there visiting my parents, we're going drinking. kay?

Saginaw, Michigan USA, sorry

That was rediculously f*cking long, but your name is dr pizza, so it's all good.

You're cool. I find you funny. The commentary was needed.

http://duckseasonishere.ytmnd.com/ - tahts why i assumed.

lol. downvoters are out en masse tonite. i hate it.

You sound like Dr. Phil. XD This owns. Five'd and Fave'd.

Yea, it was alright, the extra sh*t you said was not needed and annoying

Oh sh*t I didn't mean to 1 you. 5'd

No offence, but you sound like a f*cking retard. You respond to every few words like a 3rd grader, and that made the ytmnd take forever. You go off topic a lot too. Suck.

5 because i can

I dont give a f*ck what you think. ^

LOL RMM thank you, that was to SoDo, not to you RMM :P

Thanks for taking me off the front page. YTMNDownvoters....

Don't rant so much. Just read the e-mail.

Yeah thats right, KEEP DOWNVOTING.

Ranting is what i do best. If you dont like it. then go get on a plane with snakes. :)

have you ever read goosebumps? sh*t that has more religion that scientology! :P

you kicked her ass, man.

Thank you, both of you ^^

30 seconds?

Thank you, you are a god.

You go girl.

no. thank YOU.

I listened to the whole thing. LOL joke's on me. It's okay, though, the time you just wasted is more than made up for by the 30 seconds you save me every time I comment.

right on, Dr-Pizza.

Woo Hoo, top 15.

why are you talking? ever?

You sound like a f*ggot.

Top 15, bitch.

"Internet Crusader" mentality is f*cking over the quality of this site harder than petty theft and legal threats ever could.

The only thing more retarded than Scientology is you. This is YTMND. Not rant like a emo f*ggot about myspace e-fights. Tell it to your livfejournal.

i like the way you say ytmnd

"cause i don't want to get *ss raped by a f*cking alien"

haha 5'd for this creepy *ss half retarded guy

Hey f*gs, go to www.nodq.com and join Brad Fisher's bandwagon of butt kissers. this is YTMND. not Bauman's World. So shut up, downvote if you wish. But your only proving you have no sense of humor.

Typical scientologist trying to subtley change the subject

meh.

SHUT........THE..........F*CK.............UP............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I cared about your emo opinions, I'd read your myspace.

I just didn't like it.

Suck my c*ck?

Pizza, MD

I have to agree with those who suggest doing a podcast. You have a strong voice for radio.

"ZEROEVILDARKCOOL" is why f*gs without sites shouldn't be able to vote

This is the sh*ttiest highly-rated scientology page I've ever seen. Myspace and scientology hate is f*cking ancient anyway, but you've contributed nothing but kiddie insults (lol ugly LOLOL), gross generalizations, and pointless crusade-fighting that ytmnders sometimes fall into. You told her you wouldn't post her identity as long as she watched them and responded. But go ahead, throw a "i don giv fuk wat u think" if you think it will make my comments untrue. LOL FALSE RELIGION

This is some good stuff right here

changed "gets" to "examined" since i am a Dr. =P

lol neman

errr examines*

Your voice and rambling grates on me, though like a masochist I put myself through it all.

You're in Saginaw? I'm just south of Flint.

you are brain washed!!!

Yep, use to go to Flint quite alot, my dad espically.... Also i ask some advice, what's better? Dr. Pizza examines Myspace message or Dr. Pizza gets a Myspace message?

Horrible. You honestly think you were the enlightened one there? She may be part of a strange and false religion, but she's still a human. Good job looking like a moron out there for us.

weak

The best part of that whole thing was "ever read goosebumps!? that has more real religion than anything"

"your" a failure

I thought you were rather mean to to the girl, she was quite pleasant and you are a c*ck to her (at least in the YTMND). You should at least live up to your promise of keeping her anonymous. But it's still funny and the ramblings = funnay.

I would of, but she forgot 1 part "closeminded"

She had a closed mind? I believe you made your points, she made her counter points, and you flipped out and started calling her an ugly idiot. That's open minded is it?

Yuppy ^

Damn, looking at the most recent comments, i thought i was playing "WWE Smackdown: Here Comes the Pain!"

the off-comment about your grammar FTW

1 for insulting her looks. She's not that bad, and I guarantee you're an eye sore to look at anyway.

YOU GET A 1 FROM MY RATINGS.

dr pizza is funny because he sounds like he is stuggling to read the email...which i dont know if its on purpose or not...still just makes it funny

Yeah i was struggling a little because i tried to read it fast. *to reduce time that you people obv. dont seem to recognize for :P*

Relevant: http://religionandpolitics.ytmnd.com/

What's with the downvoters. ALSO, you any good at SC2? If so, we'll have to square off in Bay City sometime.

Seriously. Stop.

Wow, you kinda suck.

Well I f*cking love you Dr. Pizza.

Oh, and I live in Walled Lake Michigan. Lets have buttsex.

Looks like i finally left my mark on YTMND.

no, lol

i wanna be a part of you

You should make your own damn fad where you f*cking rant. Your voice f*cking rocks. Also give me buttsex pls.

Hilarious, Nothing quite beats F****** with scientologists.

The More I listened to that, the less i felt like giving this a good rating.

how long have you been a christian, PIZZAMAN? im no scientologist, but id say claiming to a religion and attacking another one is just plain silly bullsh*t

5'd for goosebumps lol

I'd hit it.

Kinda long.

Haha I f*cking love you.

If you were a girl(by god that would freak me out with your voice) I would f*ck you.

Am I the only one who doesn't think she's ugly as f*ck?

Lol, "Bush is a cult, he's trying to take over the world." You had me listening to you with respect till you had to leave that comment.

If you were winging it, 5. if it was scripted, 1. lots of your comebacks sucked whereas i expected some verbal rapage.

"The More I listened to that, the less i felt like giving this a good rating."

LMAO

DUDE, that is some funny sh*t. you're pretty funny dude

that voice makes me want to shoot myself.

Enjoy the sound of your own voice much? Sorry to be so offensive, but listen to yourself spit that hatred. "needs to be shot" "too f*cking ugly." my, my... someone values their own opinion. Vulgarity doesn't win you any points either. Keep your thoughts in your head, we don't particularly need them.

Ruined a good opportunity by blinding calling her "ugly" and using stupid reasoning. I have Scientology but the way you went about this is just idiotic. :)

You struck a LOL mine!

You were mean to her because of her religion. :(

wow you had a five until it got political :(

ok, a rant b/c she's clueless... winner!

lol, sir... ell. oh. ell.

LOOOL!

The eBaum rant made me think I was listening to a nerd version of Jay from Jay & Silent Bob.

Sorry, taking potshots at lower members is not the right way to go about harming scientology.

also Dr. Pizza's Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/allancaesar

Next time you make such a pointless rant from out of nowhere (that solves nothing, might I add), make sure you don't record it with a Yak Bak while you have ten pounds of fondue crammed in your obnoxious yaphole.

LOL LIAR

Downvoted on account of grammar.

I like this YTMND because I can picture the guy sitting at his computer, completely sh*tfaced, rambling into the microphone.

What the hell's a "rant"?

rofl should be like stand up comedy or something

Funny stuff

Oh Dr. Pizza, you've done it again.

lol downvote for grammar

http://www.myspace.com/xgingerloverx

I liked it, f*ck all these downvoters.

Huh?

+5 for retard, -1 for not linking her to http://lastmeasure.zoy.org , -1 for the over-cursing and explaining how your dick is much better than eBaums (over the line!?) +1 for really laughing.

I think she looks cute =)

Rock out with your grammar out.

You sound drunk and tired. That annoyed me. Don't ever talk again.

nobody cares

This made me sad. Basically, the Dr. Pizza person is just calling her ugly and making an *ss of himself without there being a single thing that made me laugh in the entire YTMND. Just because she reacts the way all religious people do to people questioning their beliefs doesn't mean you should then call her ugly and put her up all over the place. Plus, Dr. Pizza sounds like he's probably unattractive himself, so it kind of inspires this emotion -> O_o;;; wtf? There are much better anti-Scientology YTMND's

Long watch but worth it.

ditto - Lol, "Bush is a cult, he's trying to take over the world." You had me listening to you with respect till you had to leave that comment. -2 for politics

3'd. your voice and gramma are f*cking gay, but it was anti-sci.

You are godly

your a suppresive person now. be ready to get harrassed. Good luck.

They are some crazy people.

Despite the fact that scientology is a well known scam that victimizes the weak willed ignorant, I can't tell if your reasoning skills are really that poor and your knowledge base that clueless, or if its just all tongue-in-cheek

Anyone that DIDN'T listen to the whole thing, is 12 or under. As for the downvoters, do as you may, it's still on top 15.

Your voice is nasal and it drones on and on and on...

Arguing entails stating something that is right, not saying the same thing over and over, and then supporting what you think is right with generalizations. Then you name a source or factual evidence of trends to hold up your generalization. Also, close minded, ytmnd not being biased? You need to tell people to remove themselves from their perspective, including yourself, and take only that which is provably objective, not what you just say is objective because you can say it.

YOU ARE A GOD

Then you must lower yourself to deal with the person on the terms they understand. For example "ok, you say you have lived a life forever, but don't people of other religions believe strongly what they do, even if its against your religion, because they grew up with it? That's crap, you can't tell anything from one fixed, unadapting, sheltered perspective. Who is right, you, or the ENTIRE rest of the world that uniformly either knows nothing about scientology, or knows more than you: its a scam.

Rather then degenerate myself to the stereotypical comments of "YUO RAWK" or "YOU SUCKkkK!!", I'd rather just simply heartfully agree with you. Also the fact you sounded as gritty as any New Yorker, and that is one ugly she bitch. Well done sir, props to you.

"Yes, i really was the one who changed the comment time limit" - has nothing to do with this site. You're pandering.

That was f*cking boring as hell. Listening to you babble on and on was painful.

How did this make Top 15? Well, if I find out, I'll thank all the people involved in it graciously.

got a little too long for me and nor really YTMND. found it funny for a bit though.

The commentary 5'ed this for me

Your comments aren't really that funny.

Why do you keep repeating how ugly she is :p? First of all I cant say she is and second of all isnt being a scientologist reason enuf to bash her? Just a thought...

there is part in the bottom that you haven't shown us....

Your voice is annoying and you ramble too much. And the image is too jpeged. You sound like an insecure little kid. And maybe you forgot to mention this, but the whole "scientology teaches acceptance" is bullsh*t because they teach intolerance towards gays and other "impurities".

...but alas, you were more concerned with comparing your dick to eric bauman's to concentrate on the topic.

Unfunny Truth isn't really a good arguement to make to a scientologist. It concentrates on specific cases that they have never seen the likes of. Of all the scientologists around the world, I'm sure most of them truely find that it teaches them good life skills and guidance, I doubt that they are all brainwashed. I think the bigger issue then a few possible murders is the exploitation of its members money, and the way that they recruit new members. Scientology seems more like a buisness then a religion

LOL

You rock for changing the comment rule. Also Scientology.

downvoted for grammer!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

HAIL XENU! There should be more people hailing Xenu around here.

even though i guess i agree with what you're saying you made a piss-poor arguement

In case any one wants to add this person as a friend on myspace *snicker* here is her site. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=91999169

the internet is not for people to act like a retard.

your voice = 1d

haha goosebumps

Don't call people ugly until you post your picture, nerd.

haha loved the Goosebumps part.

negative ghostrider, the pattern is full :(

she's hot.

You were drunk when you read this, weren't you?

You should of said you were a Jew.

omg she is hot

5d for the "hey stop reading that! i'll get to it in a second!"

funny cuz ur acting retarded, or at least i hope ur acting

Hilarious

LMFAO! Dude, you've got the perfect voice for this kind of stuff. God, that was funny.

Get rid of the backround music. It is way too hard to hear what you are saying.

5 for "Goosebumps has more real religion in it anyway"

omg ur teh awesome

Mr Madison, what you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

By reading this, and then seeing the positive feedback, I've suddenly remembered what I dislike about this community. N*gg* was funny. GAYTMND sometimes crosses the line. This Scientology bashing is just old-fashioned bigotry. I don't care if it's a Sci-fi religion. You're a jerk.

This site was pretty bad. Especially the commentary. Plus, we all know scientologists are retarded. I mean, they believe in that stupid sh*t.

Too damn long!! But hilariously mind-opening as well. And I thought your grammar was fine. XD

And even if you didn't tell us the URL to her MySpace, it wouldn't be that hard to find. >_>

5 for "my dick is longer than yours" to ebaum.

5'd for calling her ugly

I love you. :)

after listeninf to that whoe thing, for some reason i find myself needing a sleep number bed

1 until I find out that this is really satire. You can't really be this stupid, can you?

:( she priveted her profile.

Dr. Pizza, you are the craziest mofo ever. Straight representin' the MItten up in this bitch.

4 cuz ur voice got annoying after u read the first message

Girl who doesn't realize how messed up her religion is still > Dr. Pizza.

She doesn't seem that ugly.

Scientology must attract ugly bitches

ever read a book? goosebumps FTW

3 becuse I can't stand to listen to your voice. I would have more patience for you if it was in writing.

"we don't believe in aliens" well apparently we know more about your religion than you. 5.

but anyways... right? right.

so when does john madden play around with myspace?

That was like the hindenburg. Except there wasn't even a cool explosion.

you are narcisstic and unfunny. no cares what you have to say. you are just a jack *ss who feels like a man when you can argue over the internet. FTW LOLZ!!!!111

Please re-record this...Its damn hard to hear.

This made you sound like more of a close-minded *ss than the girl. If stupid people want to drop all their money into a crap cult, then what's wrong with that? I love how you form your opinion off of some humor sites. Way to be a sheep.

Anti-Scientology = 5, but it rambles for far too long.

Good stuff guy!

you sir, are a jerk. " Girl who doesn't realize how messed up her religion is still > Dr. Pizza. "

man y u b hatin scientology?

too long

+1 for "Ever read Goosebumps?"

1 because your gay.

Thank you for the comments, i see that this is getting a mixed reaction. oh well. get use to me being around :)

M-U-N-K-Y was sexually abused by his grandma.

You're f*cking crazy and this site is ridiculous, but I have to 5 this because I lol'd so many times.

Trust me man, if someone's a scientologist (or any other religion for that matter) they're not going to sway their opinions this easily. I called the Toronto church of scientology and had a 45 minute conversation with a security guard there (who is a scientologist). Their opinions are something not to be meddled with; not so much because of retribution, but because of their uncanny ability to somehow thwart oncoming attacks on their beliefs. They're taught to think the way they do- brainwashed or not.

you fail, please try again ^_^

I give this a two because you like the sound of your own voice too much, that and everything you said could have been simplified by circling the text you've got there. Take a break on the commentary.

1 because your a gayhomo.

Too long

-4 for not being funny at all

lol, that pwned. GG Nub

GOOSEBUMPS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you sound like john madden. tough actin tinactin?

M-u-n-k-y is hot for grannies.

Looks like you really did offend the f*ggy downvoters :)

I friggin hate your voice, but it's about hating scientology

i love you

I agree with MrFizzy. And you really do have some good podcasting potential.