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| Site Title: | Play the race card! (Yet another update) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | playtheracecard.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | TheeMikester | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-14 17:59:50 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Magic: The Gathering card game (Edit by BTape [he is better than | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | http://Imblackyall.ytmnd.com (thanks for this) | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Race card | ||||||||||
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| i c wut u did thur | ||||||
| the sound is sped up super mario...i'm too lazy to find a ligitmate source | ||||||
| What? |: | ||||||
| they also run fast in races. | ||||||
| Eh...Race, as in Racism?
see, those of different races(or, colors) would play a metaphorical 'race card,' which plays on the guilt of people("My people were slaves! And now, after all these years of opression, all because of the color of ma skin..."), in an effort to win an argument. | ||||||
| Excellent Comrade TheeMikestar, the Party is pleased. | ||||||
| actual card text isn't italicized, only flavor text is | ||||||
| K0mputer, you are t3h dum | ||||||
| Phase one of Operating Glue-Gun complete. Good job, soldier. | ||||||
| extremely overused music, you could have put more effort into this | ||||||
| I summon Exodia and blast away all your life points!! | ||||||
| you didnt even source the most overused and annoying music on YTMND. GG | ||||||
| +4 because it's true | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I'm gonna change the music, K? | ||||||
| i c wut u did thur | ||||||
| Damn, I can't find anything good enough. Well, I'll just credit then. | ||||||
| The race card is what politicians use when theyre losing an argument to make the other guys look racist and ignorant. | ||||||
| 5 for n*gg*rs. And k0mputer, f*ck you, everyone downvote his sites because he dv's great sites such as this and nedestruction.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| HOW DO I PLAY? | ||||||
| mikes owns. | ||||||
| 88. | ||||||
| 5 becuase its so true | ||||||
| f'ing lol | ||||||
| 14 | ||||||
| only the bottom text is italisized | ||||||
| I JUST LOST THE GAME | ||||||
| I'm only 5ing this because I can relate. | ||||||
| If you're going to do this site, at least try a bit. Here, I made this for you, feel free to use it: http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9099/racecardhd8.png | ||||||
| Actually, scratch that. I'll pm you the new link. | ||||||
| lol, so true. "RACISM, YOUR ARGUEMENT IS NULL AND VOID!" | ||||||
| Not funny. | ||||||
| How about we play the "white crybaby" card? | ||||||
| I love how Cynthia McKinney tried playing the race card when she lost her election... to another African-American. I believe that there are MANY situations where racism is prevalent in society today. However, there are unfortunately race baiters who, unfortunately, dilute the notion of racism to the point where we have become numb. As a result, people who are the victims of geniune racism are lost in the mix. | ||||||
| or when Cynthia McKinney smacked a cop and got away with it.. | ||||||
| The roflcopter has landed | ||||||
| jessie jackson has 4 copies in his deck | ||||||
| You win at life. | ||||||
| +5 for race card, -4 for making it blue | ||||||
| Need music more like the one I used in this old site of mine....http://hfgsdbdij.ytmnd.com/...or...http://ashdead2.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| Times like this I wish I was black so I could complain, but sadly, I am white =/ | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| 1 for an absolutely abysmal MTG photoshop | ||||||
| a thought occured. why not put jessie jackson's picture on it instead | ||||||
| Magic isn't funny anymore. It's just too nerdy. | ||||||
| The picture on the card should be of Cynthia Mckinney | ||||||
| n*gg*z. | ||||||
| "When THE RACE CARD comes into play, destroy all arguments. No argument may be played as long as THE RACE CARD is in play. For each argument destroyed, put a token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 black creature. | ||||||
| HE SAID NlGGER |
-1 | |||||
| magic is good, this is not | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| Black man approved. | ||||||
| LOLZ UPPITY BLACK PPL FTL!!!@&#R@#**#$@@! | ||||||
| Instead of it being removed from the game, have it be returned to player's hand until the next time that player's arguments lose. | ||||||
| And listen to SmoothMedia, his suggestions ROCK! LOL! | ||||||
| -1 bc the race card shoould be black. | ||||||
| i lold' | ||||||
| 5'd only cause I'm sick of the race card being played in reality far more than it should be. There's quite a bit of reverse discrimination going on as a result. | ||||||
| tighten up the grapfx, k tnx | ||||||
| decent idea ruined by horrible sound choice. it's just awful. | ||||||
| Anyone who plays the race card should book passage back to Africa. The beauty of a free land is that you're welcome to leave it if you dont like something. |
-1 | |||||
| May I suggest the "I'm black y'all" music for this? | ||||||
| Hilarious, but you're using the card template for 7th Edition and under. Another nit-pick: BLUE! Augh! Blue = WEENIE COLOUR. | ||||||
| I can count to potato | ||||||
| o i c wut u did ther | ||||||
| Oh man, I can't believe I'm the only one to catch this since we are going there..."3 colorless and 2 water? You know they can't win in water!" | ||||||
| needs to be al sharpton, he always plays that card | ||||||
| no n*gg*r | ||||||
| It shouldn't be a blue spell - it should be a black or white. | ||||||
| Not only (obviously) does that card not exist, but it's just not funny. Make better ones using the editor plz, k thnxbai. =lol@Tyler2k= | ||||||
| nice lol | ||||||
| bah-roken | ||||||
| 5 for funny, but -1 because it'd be funnier if the card was black too. | ||||||
| Yeap. | ||||||
| 5 for truth. That's racist. | ||||||
| So true | ||||||
| Son of a bitch, can't believe this made Top 15. | ||||||
| YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY RACE CARD, A COSTLY MISTAKE! | ||||||
| What are you... racist?! | ||||||
| Wow! An all flavor text enchantment! | ||||||
| 4 for not using black mana | ||||||
| This ytmnd needs to be mana leaked. Or hindered. Or countermanded. | ||||||
| Are you serious | ||||||
| Yay race card! | ||||||
| BWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!! 5*, but may I suggest better music? | ||||||
| Haha, good plan! | ||||||
| Disenchant'd! | ||||||
| Race card should have darkness power, not water. | ||||||
| i play the race card all the time! | ||||||
| it needs to be a black (dark?) type card | ||||||
| "How about we play the "white crybaby" card?" lol. such a moron. you think this isn't true? pay attention to the news. | ||||||
| Yep. | ||||||
| The idea was good at least | ||||||
| Whoa, top 15? Awesome. I will add in that new card, thanks BTape. | ||||||
| hah love it | ||||||
| HAHAAAH GENIUS
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| ROFLS | ||||||
| I wish I was black so I could have race cards. | ||||||
| 5d for k0mputer | ||||||
| Lol MTG. | ||||||
| uh... | ||||||
| So true | ||||||
| its hilarious, but I agree with alot of people here that the music needs to change. | ||||||
| ahahahahaahahahahahhahaha. wow i feel like a nerd for understanding that :( | ||||||
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| Play the Race Card! PLAY IT!!! -Homer S. | ||||||
| Well I changed the music. I should see a lot more 5s. | ||||||
| It should say, "destroy all other arguments." | ||||||
| MTG FTL | ||||||
| You're a racist | ||||||
| 5 for btape | ||||||
| That music is much better | ||||||
| 5 for sheer awesome. | ||||||
| Way to make an unfunny YTMND. People should follow your example, No.. wait, they do it anyway. | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| 4 only bc its a non-funny thruth | ||||||
| I'd have to say AntwanDavis is black. | ||||||
| Lol, I finally got the "remove from play" part. I'm a bit slow on these things... | ||||||
| WIN | ||||||
| Music should be the "I'M BLACK YA'LL!. I'M BLACK YA'LL. I'M BLACKITY BLACK AND I'M BLACK YA'LL!!!!" | ||||||
| That card isn't worth alot cuz it's so common. | ||||||
| lol, white people hate black people? | ||||||
| f*ck n*gg*s. N*gg*s are different from black people. blacks are cool. n*gg*s aint. | ||||||
| Love it!!! ★★★★★ YES! | ||||||
| Must find song. Must find song. | ||||||
| Edited yet again. Aww f*ck I need to change the sound source. | ||||||
| Magic: The Gathering = YOU'RE A NERD AND GAY! 1'd | ||||||
| HAHA!!! I love CB4! Fantastic!!! | ||||||
| Black is my f*cking COLOR... play this card with 'Karma.' :) | ||||||
| So true | ||||||
| it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all arguments in play... | ||||||
| Haha, that's pretty good. | ||||||
| http://bews.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| LOL Cynthia McKinney | ||||||
| its sad that i find this funny | ||||||
| "it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all
arguments in play..."
Yeah, but it isn't a real arguement. Politicians just use it, and the general public lets them because there ignorant.
O and 5. made me lol. | ||||||
| waowowaow | ||||||
| 5'd for truth | ||||||
| ohhh how i love this song | ||||||
| 5 cause its unfortunately true | ||||||
| omfg awesome. | ||||||
| hells yeah | ||||||
| cool | ||||||
| You should just do different cards wtih different music. The songs you have been using are good. | ||||||
| laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame | ||||||
| 4. The sad thing is I understood why you made it a blue card. | ||||||
| white people are so scared of black people | ||||||
| oh so true | ||||||
| 5d for making it a black card | ||||||
| mwuhahahaha unfortunatly I have the one card that can counter it: the mighty RACIAL INTOLLERANCE card! Bow to my awesomeness! | ||||||
| This deserves 10 stars | ||||||
| pff... lets see it beat my lvl 60 common sense. | ||||||
| hawt sh*t | ||||||
| Johnny C*ckran...MJs lawyer, OJs lawyer and attorney GOD | ||||||
| There is actually some truth to what you're saying. | ||||||
| YES! | ||||||
| 5 because of CB4. God, I need to find that movie | ||||||
| So f*cking true | ||||||
| In the immortal words of Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No, sir, I didn't like it". | ||||||
| Ho~ly crap lol (my least intellible comment, but *eh* :p) | ||||||
| sad yet true. | ||||||
| (will my stars count this time?) | ||||||
| Nice, very nice. | ||||||
| I think the black race card should cost cheaper. They play it so often that it must be pretty easy to play. And I guess you might have some inside joke as cheap blacks or something, but that's usually reserved for the jews. | ||||||
| Pretty good card, but there's a better version that includes "place all logical arguments in graveyard." | ||||||
| 5'd because it's so f*cking true. Latest example from the national spotlight that comes to mind is Cynthia McKenney. Stupid noisy racist c*nt is always complaining about white people, punches a white capitol security guard, and gets away with it. | ||||||
| 5'd for truth | ||||||
| nice edit! 5'd | ||||||
| hahah leave it to the damned n*gg*rs to always yelp about their f*ckin skin | ||||||
| Hey if it works lol. | ||||||
| sweet | ||||||
| 4 because the sh*t isn't removed from the game, it's reused again 10 minutes later. Change it to "When Race Card leaves play place at the top of your deck." or whatever. | ||||||
| Because I 5'd this, go here in return: http://onestarproject.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| 4 for not putting Cynthia McKinney's pic on that card. | ||||||
| Correction -- Cynthia McKinney's "smelly pirate hooker" face ... on that card: http://cmsph.ytmnd.com/
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| 5 for hilarity as well as absolute dumbasses who don't understand the ytmnd and think you're a racist based on a clever image alone. | ||||||
| magic the gathering + racial humor = good ytmnd.
***** | ||||||
| This is some funny sh*t.
If you find this offensive, you're taking it too seriously. | ||||||
| Yeah it was funny when it wasn't stolen. | ||||||
| So I guess nobody looked at the copyright information at the bottom of the card. =) | ||||||
| Nice that should go along well with my friends "plantation owner card" with col. sanders | ||||||
| lol, n*gg*rs | ||||||
| Nice updates. | ||||||
| too much mana for my usage | ||||||
| You.... you.... WIN. | ||||||
| Soon as the music hit I started rolling. | ||||||
| You... WIN. Who is that, btw? Malcolm X, Johnny Carson...? | ||||||
| Yeah satire. | ||||||
| "+5 for race card, -4 for making it blue" Good fix, my friend | ||||||
| This music always makes me laugh, and its a perfect compliment to the image. | ||||||
| pure win | ||||||
| you should put a quote at the bottom, like some magic cards have. the quote should say, "It's because i'm black, isn't it?" |
+1 | |||||
