Brilliant. I love you. I've been thinking that for so long.

dude everybody knows that, but your voice is funny so 3'd.

nerdvoice

well i agree with the 60 is too long thing the rest im going to get erased from my memory lol

Up and coming.

I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE

5 for brutal fat, pasty nerd honesty. And I agree with you completely.

You do make a good point. That feature has had me frustrated several times, having lost all that I have typed. -2 for the nerdy voice.

Superbe and I approve!

Witty.

YESSSSS!!!

you wont believe this, but i tried to post a comment but i just got the same message on your image

LOL ^

5 for telling it like it is... on all levels

ha yeah...3d because i just dropped my cigarette and burned myself...it's YOUR fault

Add in how long the sound clip is. Yeah.

Nice Sonic

ITS PHIL!

I say, Blow your nose

But the fact remains: 60 seconds is too f*cking long!!!

Yes.

can i blow it on you donkey? its been stuffy all day.

Really bad sound but this needs to get to max somehow...

lol true dat http://ytmnd.com/sites/profile/473330

I don't eat subway, though. I'M STEALIN PEOPLES BIKES

leave a comment on important sites, vote on all others... 60 seconds is a minute... a minute is 60 seconds its not that long jeez

holy crap, i got spammed, 1st! XD

1'd, and if I ever meet you in real life, I'll hit you.

Wow. This is the first YTMND that literally made me laugh out loud. Excellent job, a rare 5 from me.

Just kidding. Funny stuff. :-)

I'm not eating Subway. Actually, I'm eating Round Table.. pizza! LOL AMIRITE??!?!

Hall of fame.

win

I Lol'd a touch ourselves

Wait a minute...I know...that voice...that fat Goku cosplayer from that video! "I defend the planet from the forces of evil!"

Ugh...

five "for great justice"

peace,lol

...

I know omg...your voice sounds like...whos that guy...I don't know but it sounds familiar.

ok, i was going to one this, but then the subway part...lol

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...you sound retarded. Also, 60 is fine.

ƒucking fav'd

rofl

SUBWAY KICKS ASS

eh

60 IS TOO LONG FOR US PEOPLE WHO SIT IN FRONT OF OUR COMPUTER, EAT SUBWAY, AND TOUCH OURSELVES AT NIGHT!

hahahahaha

At least make it 59 seconds.

lol@voice

GENIOUS GENIOUS I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE I AGREE

30>60 Even if spamming's no good, this site greatly supports this new feature. I'm entirely with it. americasarmy30sec.ytmnd.com

especially the subways man

Get the f*ck out of my mind dammit

60 is there for the f*cktards who go into every sh*tty ytmnd and ejaculate compliments all over the place. At least make it so the text stays in the box when you hit back.

HAHAHA i give you 5 out of agreement

5dz

seriously.. he has a point. 30 seconds is better. it pisses me off too.

Ahahaha

I touch Subway and eat myself.

I love you Dr.Pizza, i wanna be a part of you

I agree..... also c*cks.

45. 30 would inspire too much spam. Also dynamic voice range.

very true... Who dosen't masturbate to porn late at night?

or to YTMND for that matter. LOL

I approve this message! =p

5 for eating subway.

lol gg

OLOLOL VRY AGREE

I pitty you

YES!30! 30!

I will support you if you promise to not make any more incorrectly spelled 'epic manuever' (sic) sites

Commenting is serious business

OMG!! I went to agree with you on this YTMND, and I got the goddamn screen of 59 second doom!!!

you sound fat.

Then we'll bitych when we get "Last Comment: 29 seconds ago"

A true champion for the people

Pizza!!

Finally!

Could that be more horrible? and could you be sadder?

hehe

I lol'd.

wah wah wah wah all i f*cking hear is complaing. stfu and get on with your pathetic subway-eating-touch-yourself life.

i like subway

5 because I agree, -1 for your voice

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Bupo = Teh Ghey Lol

45 seconds

ACWL lol

30 SECONDS what do you want to be? AIRBORNE!

4 for the message. +1 for America's Army clip.

I HAVE PROBLEMS!!!!!!!!!!!

truth

I'm gonna drill a freaking hole in the skull of anyone who gives this less than a five

thirty seconds... THIRTY SECONDS!

Also people who can type fast. ^_^ Programmers 4tw.

-1, you forgot Poland

test

5 cause the audio is gonna show up everywhere now

Well I was eating beef jerky at the time, but subway is fine. Oooh! I need another Slim-Jim!

If I only had a mic...I'd be on a YTMND making storm. =( Fived.

+5 for this message was brought to you by Dr.Pizza

Did anyone else think this sounds like Pierre Brenard, from Late Night with Conan O'Brien?

Rofl

BBEECCCAAAUUUUSSSEEEE YYYOOOUUUU AAARRREEEE AAAAAA HHEEEAADDDCCRRAAABBBB ZZZOOMMMBBBIIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to chat, get on IRC or something.

So dorky. Nice.

Awesome.

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GODDAMN

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a box?

Win :D

dropped to 30 seconds only because you made me lol.

WOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo COMMENTSSS

Thirty seconds. boom

Actually, I suggest no time limit, but if it's a comment for the same YTMND you just commented on, then a 30-second wait. That way people can comment on one site and move to the next.

also good: iSmell-Like-Windex: TRUE max is a f*cken f*ggot who doesn't care about anything but to only make money from google ads like a little jew that he is.

+1

NICE! You got Max to change it!

Lmao

windex is rascist oh noes call the pwnage police lol ol rofl box cheese thanks for 30 seconds max :D really thanks i'm happy woo long comment you shudnt come here did a flip and died really badly again and again and again and again and again and again and again

+1

most unfunny ytmnd EVER

NUT HE GOT MAX TO CHANGE IT isnt that COOL?!?

Did he really change it to 30 seconds?

this needs to make hall of fame, just for getting max to change the rule

HOLY SH*T HE DID! YOU WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!!

YES, COMMENNT TEHN PRESS SUBMIT AGAI AND SEE FOR URRSELFFF LOL

THIRTY SECONDS!

F*cking great, but the jew hater can get f*cked. Thank you max and thank you pizza boy. Max, if you check this YTMND at all I didn't mind the time limit so much but the fact that your whole comment gets deleted... I forget to Copy+Paste 9/10 times and you should cater to my terrible memory. :P

xD

Heh, that was funny.

are you serial 30 secs?

YYESSs ITS REALLYU THIRTEEE MACKS REALLY DIDITZ

comment

you win internetz

LOL!!!

lol u sound fat lol americans

Haha wow

Dumb, but the AA clip got you a 3.

I totally agree- but you sound like a f*ckin nerd, dude.

i.. i did?

HOLY F*CK, I DID :O

"Hello. My name is Doctor Pizza." 5 for that alone.

I clicked on this without knowing it was Dr-Pizza, so 5 for the pleasant surprise.

You sir, win the internets. Thank you for dropping it to 30 seconds.

5 for success. Also too funny for 3 stars.

wow, he DID do it...O_O

You're not a real doctor!

Hot damn.

Is this based on my message to Bauman or is it just a coincidence? AND DID HE REALLY DO IT?? THAT'S AWESOME!

no its not ^ XD

5'd only because of your voice. You are the master of frontpage f*ggotry. You have no life. I still cant believe that you sound so f*cking nerdy and gay. Your muffled nasaly voice, your f*ckin attitude. Dude, get off your f*ckin computer and get a life.

Haha, you're a loser^. Cussing out random people on the internet because you're so insecure about yourself. At least somebody listened to this nerd. Who gives a f*ck about you? Huh? Let's hear you talk when you actually make a decent ytmnd yourself.

lol america's army

^___^

patience /= virtue

Hahaaaaaaa...Die in a fire. kthnx.

really its 30 now?

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yes it really is 30 now, its perfect because of it.

I will cry if i see this in the Hall of Fame.

ROFL!!1

just what we need more spam

F*ck you biggot ^

^_^

5'd for honesty

too honest

This needs ƒlash. Yes, I did that on purpose. Also ƒlying lobsters. (yes, I did that on purpose too)

i say...GOD DAMN IT

Testing...

...it worked: 5'd!!!

lol, spam!

"My name is Dr. Pizza" = only good part

I LOVE YOU

commenting just to see if he really did change it

mwheheheheh.... you glued my 30 second WAV on your speech :P''''''' 30 Seconds!!! 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a tool

it would have been fine if he had just changed it to 58 seconds.

it'd be funny if he changed it to 2 minutes after he heard this.

WOW

We did it? *tests*

Hey, we did it!

ahah yes!

finally

finally

I lol'd

Rules.

I am fiving this because I appreciate its artistry.

Well actually you forgot Poland

Awesome.

5 because I'm eating Subway

I DONT GIVE A SH*T

lol nice

"touch ourselves at night" FTW

test

dude i gotta try this

you know that i love horse dick

giant enemy crab

:)

You're the pizza now Doctor.

test

Good stuff. I like it.

Dr. Pizza, are you the guy who did the "What furries think about" voice recording? I came across it on SA a while back and just realized your voice sounds just like it.

This is so much better than your scientology one...because it GETS TO THE POINT - HARD AND FAST!!

WE HAVE FACES

:D

5 for accomplishing your goal. But I still have to wait 30 seconds.

stare into the subliminal for as long as you can.

60's too long, just like my weiner B) http://gameprotvklassix.ytmnd.com/

AGREED!

lawl

Your voice is so annoying that I'm oneing your sites.

niiice

F*CK 15 SECONDS I WANT IT TO BE 15 SEC!!!!!!!

errr f*ck 30 sec

Annoying as hell, but THANK GOD for getting that changed.

he did it to get you to shut up because your voice is so dam irritating. it could put someone into an epileptic seizure.

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa! i don't know why people dilike your voice so much! i love it! lololololol!1!!1

so you play AA? well i knew a guy who sounds just like you, he played army games, he was on crack for like 30 years and still living with his mom. oh by the way your ugly voice gets to be featured on my website where everyone can listen and laugh at your crackheadish retardedness

I CAN SCREAM TOO, SEE? SCREAM SCREAM SCREAM, HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111112346

Would anybody like to touch my penis?

Good work. 5'd .

5'd for accomplishing your goal. 30 seconds for the win.

1 for peto reference >

3

indeed.

I was going to vote 4, but then I heard the America's Army clip

lol YES

you win YTMND!

my 5 f*cking stars wont get through.. it would be five but it just doesnt go though. :s I'll try later

o wait.. finally did

wins b/c i am also eating subway & touching myself

americas army ftw... i couldnt f*cking understand that level.. it took me at least 15 tries

O RLY?

lol, complaining

DAMN F*CKIN LOL

LMFAO

30 Seconds. Your opinion of the Grand Coalition?