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| Site Title: | Tom Cruise Can't Throw a Baseball (animated) | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | cruiseball.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | Kempton | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-11 00:27:08 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tilzx1jsg | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Dust Brothers - What Is Fight Club/ War of the Worlds | ||||||||||
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| Description: | I did a search before I made this to see if anyone did it. Then I saw that the one already made wasn't an animated clip, so I went for it. Blow me. | ||||||||||
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| Comments: |
| i love animated clips | ||||||
| i love it. | ||||||
| nice job, music could be better though | ||||||
| surprise, c*ckf*gs! | ||||||
| tom cruise is a...... | ||||||
| wtfff | ||||||
| He doesn't NEED baseballs. He just uses the power of L. Ron. |
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| 3'd for sleuthery | ||||||
| LMAO!!! | ||||||
| WHAT?! | ||||||
| just one reason why War of the Worlds was the biggest letdown in years |
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| What a puss. | ||||||
| novr | ||||||
| you gotta be sh*tting me. ok well, talk to you later | ||||||
| c*ckf*g |
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| I'm up for it. | ||||||
| SUPRISE! He sucks at a lot of things | ||||||
| He must be moving his hand at supersonic speed to create a vacuum rip in the air that slices through all matter in its path! Or, you know, the editing guys messed up. | ||||||
| Scientology lets Tom break windows WITH HIS MIND
PRAISE XENU | ||||||
| He thought too much about Xenu at teh time. | ||||||
| Still needs more therapy before he gets it right. |
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| WTF | ||||||
| i jsut saw scary movie 4 lol... the guy that makes fun of tom cruise throws the ball and it lands 2 feet infront of him... | ||||||
| OMX, Cruise broke it with his mind! | ||||||
| tom cruise sucks | ||||||
| O RLY | ||||||
| Hah, that war of the worlds or something? | ||||||
| The un-funny truth about Scientology: THEY HAVE NO BALLS. | ||||||
| AND YOU CAN'T GET A 5 (from me) |
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| AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH xenu owns him | ||||||
| First of all, f*ck downvoters, secondly, that's hilarious. | ||||||
| I guess after they shelled out his salary for that flick they didn't have enough in the budget to pay the FX guys to put a baseball in :P | ||||||
| rofl. | ||||||
| You are all wrong. He is throwing his own severed hand. | ||||||
| You bash Tom Cruise and a horrible movie all at once. You win, good sir! | ||||||
| lol fraud | ||||||
| I guess animating a baseball on his hand cost more than alien three legged ships. | ||||||
| The Stunt double was on the crapper, so Tom cowboys up and fakes it. Can't soil those soft hands you know, they're worth a lot. | ||||||
| Well he can clearly throw a baseball, as shown in the movie a few seconds before this particular shot. Perhaps he was so close to the camera he didn't want to break the camera or kill anyone by hurling a baseball at them at point blank range? "Can't throw a baseball" indeed.
I mean, it's one thing to needle Tom Cruise for being a zany, kooky, loud Scientologist, but needling him for doing something that had to be compromised for a movie he was in?
It's not your fault though, you didn't find this, yo |
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| u just got the screencaps from a video on YouTube. So really, all you did was convert this into an animated YTMND. gj
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| 3 for Sir Paul. | ||||||
| nice find | ||||||
| omfg!!! did you see that? he threw one of his body thetans right through a window! scientology is real! ...we should've listened. | ||||||
| also, this should be titled "tom cruise has no balls." | ||||||
| lovethyconan is right, it could have a funnier if he used a creative title. But instead he decided to ebaums the whole youtube page. Animated gifs are cheap and easy to make. | ||||||
| they couldnt have given him a freaking BASEBALL? And this was a spielberg movie? | ||||||
| sethdonut=f*ggot | ||||||
| and to think... his religion says he's better than me. WTFBBQ! | ||||||
| kinda a f*ggoy short film but good job pointing it out... and also good citing your sources. | ||||||
| Spielberg NOOOOOOOOO!!! | ||||||
| ...so they added the ball in post? o_O |
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| Lol. | ||||||
| HE DID IT WITH HIS SCIENTOLOGY POWERZ DUH NOOBZ | ||||||
| That's because Scientology makes you a pussy. | ||||||
| Yankees Suck! | ||||||
| its a trap! | ||||||
| LOLOL | ||||||
| He's clearly only reached OTVI. | ||||||
| HAHAHA, owned. That sh*t was a fake like scientology. | ||||||
| awesome music. | ||||||
| LOLL. nothing in his hand. | ||||||
| "Thats fake, the clip is when he was about to punch not throw a
baseball.. "
then it's even better, cause that's the G.D. pussiest punch I've ever seen. | ||||||
| lol stupuid c*nt | ||||||
| Hail Xenu. | ||||||
| praise be to Xenu. | ||||||
| It's not that he's not able, it's just against his "religion" to throw baseballs. Baseball being a game in which people are brainwashed by the announcer. | ||||||
| lol'd | ||||||
| lol nice! and the music is perfect! | ||||||
| f*ck scientology | ||||||
| SCientology HadoKen! | ||||||
| lol scientology | ||||||
| That's because Tom Cruise is a Scientologist, which not only makes him weak in the mind. It makes him weak in the muscle! | ||||||
| I'll blow you >.> | ||||||
| Logged in to 5 this.
Also c*cks. | ||||||
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| Scientology believes that baseballs are the work of Xenu. | ||||||
| He's not acting. He always has the same dumb look on his face. | ||||||
| Maybe it's against his religion... hehehe | ||||||
| Nice find. | ||||||
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| Remove baseballs from our public! Hail L. Ron! | ||||||
| Grats, you can use YouTube! Tom Cruise can't throw a baseball, but you can't make an original YTMND if your life depended on it! First one I've given today. Grats, c*ckf*g. | ||||||
| Why would they do that? | ||||||
| ROFLMAO | ||||||
| Haha | ||||||
| "Well he can clearly throw a baseball, as shown in the movie a few seconds
before this particular shot. Perhaps he was so close to the camera he
didn't want to break the camera or kill anyone by hurling a baseball at
them at point blank range? "Can't throw a baseball" indeed. I mean,
it's one thing to needle Tom Cruise for being a zany, kooky, loud
Scientologist, but needling him for doing something that had to be
compromised for a movie he was in? It's not your fault though, you
didn't find this, yo | ||||||
| youtube is dangerously close to taking all creativty out of ytmnd, this one isn't as bad as some (see waynes world ytmnd) | ||||||
| o_o | ||||||
| what sethdonut said | ||||||
| ZOMG!!! | ||||||
| Oburst! | ||||||
| SuriCruise.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| If you see the whole clip of him throwing a baseball... he throws like a sissy girl. | ||||||
| 5 for Live and Let Die | ||||||
| It was terrible. Get him away! BOOO! | ||||||
| LOL THAT IS AWESOME. | ||||||
| he threw the ball just fine in the wide shots. it wasn't done in this shot b/c continuity issues with the window and kid placement. it's fun to bash cruise, but this is weak | ||||||
| WHAT THE F*CK?!!! | ||||||
| Hehehe, that's pretty funny. Got me inspired to make this: http://cruisemindbullets.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| This is not youtube. | ||||||
| What a baby, Mommy gotta throw your ball for you? | ||||||
| I don't get it? | ||||||
| "Because if Tom Cruise held a ball in his hands he become compelled to wrap his lips around it. "
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| i just realized how much that sounds like Ghost Night Score, aka Epic Maneuver Music
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| AMAZING Tom's career is over | ||||||
| I give 5 stars for Live and Let Die music. | ||||||
| Scientologists are deadly baseball players. | ||||||
| live and let die ftw | ||||||
| sir paul wins it for you | ||||||
| GASP | ||||||
| i guess baseball is an evil game to scientologists | ||||||
| That kid looks so stupid. | ||||||
| 5 for trying to get Robbie in the nuts, and War Of The Worlds. And making fun of an idiot :D | ||||||
| Holy f*ckballs...I didn't notice that in the movie. | ||||||
| Get Out!
also... change music for 5 | ||||||
| never noticed that | ||||||
| the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. | ||||||
| downvoters suck. | ||||||
| dont u know? cruise makes baseballs with his mind and they fly out of his balm.... duh... | ||||||
| upvote ftw! | ||||||
| LOL!!! | ||||||
| The Scientology SWAT team will be coming for you. | ||||||
| i rofl'd | ||||||
| gg sethdonut, the rest of you are stupid, blow me | ||||||
| LOSER! | ||||||
| "The un-funny truth about Scientology: THEY HAVE NO BALLS." TOUCHDOWN! | ||||||
| hollywood jewed us again!1
DAMM U HOLYWOOOD!!!!1111 | ||||||
| You know falls for sh*t like that? Dogs. | ||||||
| lmao, sweet | ||||||
| Do we still need further proofs of his gayness? Stay in the closet Tom, f*ggot. | ||||||
| Neither can I | ||||||
| OMGZ the movie lied! | ||||||
| he was obviously punching the window from a distance | ||||||
| scientology expressly forbids the throwing of baseballs. | ||||||
| WINGS | ||||||
| nice eye | ||||||
| LOL | ||||||
| Paul Mcartney FTW | ||||||
| hahahahahaaaa | ||||||
| Cruise Haxs | ||||||
| ITS AS IF A MISSILE WAS LAUNCHED N WAS LIKE.
DAMN.
PWNED. | ||||||
| I was originally gonna give ya a 3, but since you credited the cap to youtube, you go back to 4. | ||||||
| like I said, 4 | ||||||
| lol invisible baseballs :) | ||||||
| he probably throws like a girl, the producers then might have decided he's too fragile to be a man and put somebody else to throw the ball; oh, and also c*cks. | ||||||
| surprise, c*ckf*gs! | ||||||
| the aliens abducted it, duh | ||||||
| i wish robbie would have died. | ||||||
| youtube ftw | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| both great combo sound to go out for Tom lunacy lol | ||||||
| lol Xenu does not allow baseballs as a healthy diet WTFL ASJFAFAFA | ||||||
| LOL! I didnt notice that! Thats hilarious! Man you must have been bored but thankyou! | ||||||
| Tom Cruise fired!!!! http://tomcruisefired.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| more proof that all yankees fans are pricks. | ||||||
| ha! f*g | ||||||
| lmao | ||||||
| i hate tom cruise | ||||||
| the baseball is made of sliced bread. | ||||||
| He can't act either | ||||||
| The baseball knows at all times where it is (the window) by subtracting where it is from where it isn't (Tom Cruise's Hand) to get a deviation (Scientology = dumb). | ||||||
| I must be the only person on Earth who liked War Of The Worlds...... | ||||||
| haha what a gimpy f*ck | ||||||
| hahaha wtf?!!
get new music though...
5'd. | ||||||
| Funny, he also can't act. Pwnd cruise! | ||||||
| good find | ||||||
| nice | ||||||
| +5 for pointing out lazy filmmaking. | ||||||
| you fail, please try again ^_^ | ||||||
| sh*t | ||||||
| you win, keep up the good work. ;D | ||||||
| SH*TTING out a window and PISSING out a window, ARE TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS!!!!!!!!!!11 | ||||||
| lol, nice... but ti shows him throwing it in another part if you watch the movie... stunt double, maybe? | ||||||
| who cares | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| So simple, and yet owns the Tom Cruise site I spent over an hour on... | ||||||
| he used the force | ||||||
