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| Site Title: | The Kaplan Letter: A Dramatic Reading | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | kaplanletter.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | nuclearbastard | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-09 22:14:50 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | shakespearean actor | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | A Nuclear Reaction | ||||||||||
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| Description: | No, I'm not as awesome as Boo Maga. Sorry. | ||||||||||
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| lol 1st | ||||||
| in before boomaga | ||||||
| Wow, what a douchebag. | ||||||
| top 15, you must | ||||||
| lolgasm | ||||||
| No, you can not do the theatrical voice as awesome as Boo Maga, but how about trying for an angry scotsman voice? I think you can pull that off a little better | ||||||
| the ear rape makes it | ||||||
| Uhmm, not done as good as I think it could have been. But it gets a five, for the idea. | ||||||
| lol /cheer! | ||||||
| Five for flying lobsters. Yeah, I caught that. | ||||||
| "joiurnalist" pronunciation and surprise FL sound for the +5. | ||||||
| O NOES HE GETEN SMEERED! | ||||||
| 'Respiond' | ||||||
| inveistagative joiurnalist | ||||||
| I heard the sh*t out of it. | ||||||
| spare me | ||||||
| Good idea, but unfortunately your voice/acting is not up to the task at all. | ||||||
| It was a 1 because it lacks that boomaga touch, that is, until the respIond. THat made it a 5 for me. also in before boomaga. | ||||||
| yeah, not as good as boomagas of course, nothing can beat that. i gave this a 3 but +1 for that flying lobster i heard. | ||||||
| it just ain't cool without a LAWL! | ||||||
| flying lobsters? | ||||||
| Apparently someone has never been in an internet fight before, I think that persons name is Lee Kaplan. Its like throwing gas on a fire to put it out... Silly mortals when will they learn. Also you may not be boomaga, but still nice voice acting. | ||||||
| What a deuchebag. | ||||||
| pretty good, should have paused questionable at all the mis-placed periods though. | ||||||
| in before boomaga | ||||||
| Good show chap! | ||||||
| I promised boo the sponsor, but you got there first, so it's yours. | ||||||
| Uhh... where's the "dramatic" part in this whole thing? No emotion! | ||||||
| haha. oh man, this guy has seriuos. punctionation. issues, | ||||||
| for god's sake | ||||||
| lol even more pathetic of an email than the one bauman sent. | ||||||
| After pie! | ||||||
| Kaplan seriously needs to learn to PTKFGS. | ||||||
| i can't rate it as high as boomaga's, but the mispronounciations make it a solid 4. | ||||||
| He isn't a douche for what he does for a living. He is a douche for writing this letter. Also, the audio is barely tolerable. Like one of my MSPaint ytmnds. | ||||||
| lol "second *pause*" | ||||||
| You had a 4 until the end. | ||||||
| I was gonna give you a 3 or 4 until I got to the end...Also Flying Lobsters | ||||||
| Voice could be better though. | ||||||
| You are breathing too much in to the mic, but I appreciated the extended pause from the .. .. - that was dramatic enough for a 5 | ||||||
| Better than boomaga. | ||||||
| Indeed. | ||||||
| BRILLAINT! | ||||||
| RESPIOND | ||||||
| I heart Israel, but man, this guys is ASKING for it. LOL, lawyers! GJ on the reading! | ||||||
| Second. .I would | ||||||
| I'm Boomaga, and I approve this message. | ||||||
| ^ Clearly not boomaga, because "Boomaga" is clearly spelled with a lower-case 'b' | ||||||
| brillaint. | ||||||
| You're just reading some text. If you want to do some real acting, you've got to put emotion into this. | ||||||
| in after boomaga | ||||||
| Hearing you say "nuclear bastard" with the accent deserves a 5 | ||||||
| WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°øø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,ø | ||||||
| boo maga | ||||||
| anybody that spells like that must be a douchebag | ||||||
| Funnier than Boomagas | ||||||
| Speaking to make love by. | ||||||
| Well, you get a 4 for effort. Unfortunately, ideal elocution and projection takes time and practice, and not all of us have time for that sort of thing. | ||||||
| Hello, my name is fyrestorm, and I approve these flying lobsters. | ||||||
| should have known this was coming heh | ||||||
| you should have made a shock site instead | ||||||
| not bad, but as mentioned Boo Maga is better at it. And what's the ending about? | ||||||
| I prefer this to the Bauman Emails, mainly because it's a lot shorter. Also, I like the way you got away with a mini-screamer. | ||||||
| Have to admit you were looking at a 3 from me until ROFLNOZZLE at the point he says 'Respiond' and from then on 5'd, 5'd, 5'd. Nice job. | ||||||
| Kid tested, boomaga approved | ||||||
| 5 for the doubly long pause with the 2 full stops :D | ||||||
| Great 5'd | ||||||
| almost as good as boomagas, and as earlier said, you had a 4 untill the end | ||||||
| hahahahhaha lol'd @ 'respiond' | ||||||
| Boomanga does it better, but it was pretty good. | ||||||
| That's right, give the people what they want. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| lolololol this is great, you´re almost as awesome! | ||||||
| not quite as good as the orginal reading :/ | ||||||
| War on Ebaums, Scientology, LiveJasmin, and Lee Kaplan? I love this place. | ||||||
| Nice job reading the spelling mistakes
you sound like boomaga for 75 percent of the time, pretty good | ||||||
| Not a bad overall attempt. Not quite a Boomaga. But good enough | ||||||
| Haha, you did the mispelled word pronunciations perfectly. | ||||||
| 5 for the WAY over the top ending. | ||||||
| you're no way near as theatrical as boomaga. | ||||||
| It's because he's an actor. -CSM | ||||||
| Joiurnalist | ||||||
| 5 for flying lobsters | ||||||
| Not very dramatic, but still good material. | ||||||
| I before O except after S in a word that doesn't require an I? | ||||||
| Hey Nuclearbastard! Yeah, it's not as good as boomaga, but still awesome. For the record, it was only going to be a four until I heard the ending. Well done! ^_^ | ||||||
| ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø | ||||||
| this is true lunacy! | ||||||
| YOU HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE! Also, C*cks. | ||||||
| Sorry, good try, but it wasn't over the top enough. | ||||||
| Yay Nuclear Bastard (not a douchebag) | ||||||
| is the only 5 i've given to one that isn't performed by boo | ||||||
| I still love you nuc. | ||||||
| Would have been better if Boomaga did it. Also, pronounce the punctuation correctly. There's lots of periods that you read as commas. | ||||||
| Not boomaga, but a great interpretation nonetheless. | ||||||
| WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA
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,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸ | ||||||
| Only Boomaga gets 5, but you get 4 for good attempt. | ||||||
| Part at the end is the icing on the cake | ||||||
| LOL! this wasn’t really noteworthy to me until I heard all the well preformed grammatical errors, LOL | ||||||
| Shame that Lee Kaplan clearly did not write it. | ||||||
| haha wow, f*ck lee kaplan, and f*ck israel | ||||||
| hahahhaa | ||||||
| 1 for horrible acting and not being as good as the original. +1 for effort | ||||||
| there can be only one boomaga, dont copy the his backround if you want to be unique | ||||||
| Not done as good as boomaga, but here's a 4 for trying. I like the idea of using and angry scotsman voice instead. | ||||||
| LOL @ reading the spelling errors | ||||||
| Not terrible. | ||||||
| WHOA HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA
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,øº°`°ø,¸¸,øº°`°ø,¸ | ||||||
| You didn't pause at his "...suing you. I will. However." | ||||||
| from a man who regularly hides behind the first ammendment. he truly is a douchebag | ||||||
| Good if it didn't have a f*ggoty voice. | ||||||
| Respiond!!! | ||||||
| I hate these 'dramatic readings' ... | ||||||
| 5'd for doing the theatrical voice and managing to make it seem epic with all the misspellings | ||||||
| I'm J0ker and I'm an alcoholic | ||||||
| Did he actually write that letter to max, or did max just make it up? | ||||||
| 5'd for "Brillaint" | ||||||
| invocietegative joirnoilists for teh win. | ||||||
| He sounds and looks like a GIANT douchbag | ||||||
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