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Site Title: PTKFGS: Kirk Uses Epic Hax!
Site Domain: kirkfails.ytmnd.com
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phils314
Created on: 2006-08-09 15:48:03
Image Origin: kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com + Kirk's Photoshopping skillz
Sound Origin: kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com
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Description: Please see whatdoyouchoose.ytmnsfw.com, kirkisunbeatable.ytmnd.com, and kirkisgay.ytmnd.com. --==Added PTKFGS logo due to multiple requests==-- (*Sync re-fixed*)
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2006-08-09 15:48:21
 
omg first post
2006-08-09 15:49:28
 
Suggestions?
2006-08-09 15:52:16
 
Win
2006-08-09 15:53:36
 
Win
2006-08-09 15:54:16
 
I do like how the epic music waits for the right moment.
2006-08-09 15:54:23
 
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2006-08-09 15:59:49
 
Now if you only posted this at 11:58 at night this would be top 15 material.
2006-08-09 16:00:29
 
lol the fish. it would have been great if you made it the woman like i thought you were but DAMN. nice touch man. today you are the winner
 
2008-12-07 14:17:38
 
I think that was the joke.
2006-08-09 16:01:29
 
haha that was great
2006-08-09 16:04:33
 
kobayashi nipple-yu
2006-08-09 16:06:05
 
Wow, thanks! Out of curiosity, what time zone is this 11:58 thing in? I'm kind of new to all of this. I mean, I'm not going to try to resubmit it then (that would be kinda pointless), but I suppose it's good to know these things.
2006-08-09 16:07:36
 
When I voted a commented earlier I said this was worse than that Star Trek movie Shatner directed... now my post is gone. If you want a suggestion, make this UN GAY!
2006-08-09 16:09:08
 
I don't know what happened to your post; I never saw it. Do you mean you posted it on this site?
2006-08-09 16:12:05
 
Win
2006-08-09 16:21:31
 
This is great.
2006-08-09 16:23:43
 
That is some funny sh*t.
2006-08-09 16:23:46
 
cool idea
2006-08-09 16:25:16
 
expected and not too funny. I'm inclined to take a couple more points off for the epic music and the lack of a "PTKFGS" logo, but it did make me smile a little, so here's a 2
2006-08-09 16:26:53
 
central time zone. make it about 11:30, not 11:58 for best effect (if it's good enough to stay in up and coming).
2006-08-09 16:30:24
 
Ahh, good point! I didn't even think about the watermark! I'll see if I can add that in a bit later. I think that would only require me to photoshop 24 frames (and then re-assemble them), so it could be done. Also, thanks for the information.
2006-08-09 16:33:15
 
lololololol
2006-08-09 16:35:59
 
Personally, I'd change the epic music at the end to something more fitting. But I like the concept overall.
2006-08-09 16:38:17
 
Oh, I just noticed your source with the original sound. Guess I should make that suggestion to the other guy, haha. Still good edit.
2006-08-09 16:38:22
 
Chiade: That's a great idea, but I don't know how to take out the epic music without cutting out the vocals that are overlayed on top of it. Is there some kind of "XOR" feature on Audition to remove a sound clip?
2006-08-09 16:39:48
 
Oh okay, never mind. Just read your second comment. :) But still, is that possible? How hard would that be to do? (I don't know much at all about audio editing)
2006-08-09 16:44:48
 
I knew that was gonna happen
2006-08-09 16:45:22
 
YES!!! I wanted to see this done so badly!
2006-08-09 16:56:39
 
Err... Chaide*. I spelled your pseudonym incorrectly. :P
2006-08-09 17:00:31
 
Excellent Comrade phils13, the Party is pleased.
2006-08-09 17:00:31
 
This wins. Nice job :D
2006-08-09 17:16:45
 
5 months ago called
2006-08-09 17:20:01
 
didn't catch what they said though
2006-08-09 17:39:07
 
Sorry, Oleander, but it was actually less than three months ago. ;-) "What do you choose?" was created on May 25th of this year. It's the 9th of August. You might want to fix your computer's time and date settings because they're a bit off.
+1
2006-08-09 17:41:26
 
Great how it's the fish...
2006-08-09 17:58:08
 
LOWL!
2006-08-09 18:49:56
 
Needs PTKFGS in the top right!
2006-08-09 18:50:33
 
This is just a copy of the original but with a slight change at the end...
-1
2006-08-09 18:55:56
 
Okay, I'm working on the watermark thing now--I dunno how long it will take though.
2006-08-09 19:02:01
 
Kirk is trying to touch my pen0rz!
2006-08-09 19:03:46
 
predictable
2006-08-09 19:05:24
 
I've noticed a LOT of people have been changing their votes. (Usually 5 to 4) Is this normal? Is there something I should know about?
2006-08-09 19:12:58
 
I rarley beleive in the "PTKFGS" scenario
2006-08-09 19:15:03
 
..I'm CERTAIN I five'd this. Bloody site
2006-08-09 19:19:08
 
I'M A MERMAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-08-09 19:19:56
 
-1 for being exactly like the listed site, except with a twist ending
2006-08-09 19:27:57
 
Okay guys, I got the logo done! *Uploads the new GIF*
2006-08-09 19:31:54
 
Ugh, f*ck. Is the PTKFGS GIF off-sync or is it just me? gah. *fixes*
2006-08-09 19:34:57
 
i dont see any funny in this.
2006-08-09 19:36:50
 
Okay, I think the sync is okay now.
2006-08-09 19:41:00
 
fyrestorm: It's a parody; it's not as funny on its own. I don't know if you saw the original ytmnd I cited or not, but it makes it slightly funnier if you do.
2006-08-09 19:55:12
 
2006-08-09 20:01:26
 
lmao
2006-08-09 20:02:31
 
...It DID say PTKFGS, usually that requires you need to look at the YTMND version of almost everything it reflects the opposite of...
2006-08-09 20:08:52
 
Lol, downloaded by FFFFFFFFFFFFFFYRESTORM!
2006-08-09 20:11:16
 
Punch the keys for gods sake.
2006-08-09 20:30:55
 
y pick fish?
2006-08-09 20:34:59
 
Nice remix of that no-win test in star trek, but could use some sort of gay comment at the end.
2006-08-09 20:36:10
 
j0ey: Look at the the original version. (I cited it) As Zarius said, PTKFGS sites are always parodies of YTMND sites.
2006-08-09 20:37:26
 
I dont like to lose...
2006-08-09 20:40:39
 
"Lol, downloaded by FFFFFFFFFFFFFFYRESTORM!" <-- Hehe, fyrestorm is downloading my sites now? ;-)
2006-08-09 20:47:17
 
Fyrestorm fears what is simple to understand ^_^
2006-08-09 20:51:00
 
5'd for PTKFGS.
2006-08-09 20:54:42
 
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax
2006-08-09 20:55:33
 
Failed for using ytmnd main page in a ptkfgs site.
2006-08-09 21:03:19
 
lol @ absolutely perfect mesh of the two. and i mean flawless.
2006-08-09 21:05:36
 
Zorgzorg: Thanks! It took me quite a while to photoshop the image. :)
2006-08-09 21:07:52
 
that's great. for once i didn't see it coming AT ALL.
2006-08-09 21:12:32
 
Nice!!1
2006-08-09 21:21:07
 
Didn't think it was that great
2006-08-09 21:21:38
 
hahaha, win.
2006-08-09 21:39:44
 
UNIVERSE TIER
2006-08-09 21:49:05
 
Finally, the multiple-account downvoters are starting to hit. I feel honored to have been given that much attention. :-P
2006-08-09 21:50:17
 
the epic music was unneccesarry and kinda ruined the flow, 5'd if its changed
2006-08-09 21:50:33
 
that is quite a dilemma.
2006-08-09 21:52:13
 
ninjaturtles: I know! Isn't it? Well, I think we all know that Kirk did the right thing. After all, he doesn't like to lose.
2006-08-09 21:59:44
 
Well, I guess it just made its way into the Top 15! :-O
2006-08-09 22:01:42
 
OK, someone else had an idea to make the change to all woman... so you had the brilliant and original idea to do the EXACT same thing, only to fish... I hate you.
2006-08-09 22:27:08
 
Passable, if obvious.
2006-08-09 22:34:00
 
If anyone comments about this comment I will comment about how making comments about comments makes me cry :(
2006-08-09 22:35:51
 
I'd like to see that comment about how other commenting on your comments makes you cry, so that's why I'm commenting on your comment about others comments in this fashion.
2006-08-09 22:45:58
 
lol, Kirk has fish fetish.
2006-08-09 22:49:36
 
very nice
2006-08-09 22:53:02
 
LOL, GOOD JOB. ANY MAY CAPTAIN JEAN-LUK PICARD THANK THEE.
2006-08-09 22:58:21
 
add the link to the mermaid site: http://whatdoyouchoose.ytmnsfw.com/ and I'll five it (leave me a comment so I remember)
2006-08-09 23:02:44
 
Oh, and btw, I'm pleased people parodied that site ^^;
2006-08-09 23:07:54
 
Music is great.
2006-08-09 23:09:14
 
Thanks, Siegmund, glad you like it! :-D The link will be added right away!
2006-08-09 23:15:28
 
rofl
2006-08-09 23:17:09
 
Good work, Sir, nice bait and switch
2006-08-09 23:26:19
 
too darn obvious joke. -1 for being something everyone could've done.
2006-08-10 02:35:25
 
Mikker: Not everybody has Photoshop. ;-) But you're right, it was obvious. I wanted to avoid that, but it's pretty difficult to do in this situation.
2006-08-10 02:38:47
 
Shoover: Outdated Photoshop? I made the fish image like six hours ago. It hasn't been done before. Six hours is hardly outdated. In fact, the sites I parodied are fairly recent as well. Do you mean, perhaps, that the photoshop was done poorly? If so, the least you could do is give me some sort of advice. I do want to improve my photoshop skills.
2006-08-10 02:46:53
 
Oh, that explains it--I misunderstood what you meant. Yeah, the screenshot of photoshop is an old version, but that image came from the YTMND I parodied. Though... I think I have 7.0 on my computer too, heh. *shrugs*
2006-08-10 03:09:09
 
plus 1 billion cool points, and a bottle of McAwesomesauce
2006-08-10 03:24:28
 
this is gg
2006-08-10 03:24:36
 
entirely fulfilled my expectations.
2006-08-10 03:36:05
 
lol love how you made him choose the fish, so unexpected
2006-08-10 04:08:31
 
This is really great and normally I wouldn't EVER rate something this good lower than it should be but you just copied another users ytmnd exactly and changed it to a fish instead.. Which is funnier I'll give you that but it doesn't deserve all these 5*s period. I'm still faving it though heh.
2006-08-10 04:25:24
 
you didn't even f*cking do anything, just changed one frame. 1'd.
2006-08-10 04:26:31
 
also, faving your own sites = automatic 1
2006-08-10 04:36:51
 
Favin your own ytmnd.
2006-08-10 05:11:31
 
God.
2006-08-10 05:21:00
 
Funny, that is totally worth it. I love the fish at the end.
2006-08-10 05:39:35
 
well done
2006-08-10 06:01:17
 
if you're gonna rehash a fad, at least make it funny.
2006-08-10 06:47:11
 
What we all were looking for.
2006-08-10 07:01:59
 
great, but you get a 5 if you change the YTMND site scene at the start into a PTKFGS one
2006-08-10 07:05:31
 
Klatu....Verata....
2006-08-10 07:53:02
 
It was inevitable.
2006-08-10 08:24:21
 
beastiality kirk ftw!
2006-08-10 09:11:52
 
vex5 and Joupappa: That's kind of irrelevant, don't you think?
2006-08-10 09:55:49
 
lol, i remember that movie
2006-08-10 10:12:43
 
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
2006-08-10 10:41:18
 
dude i laughed so hard
2006-08-10 10:46:47
 
Win
2006-08-10 11:02:00
 
You only had to edit the very end of the original. Through careful editintg, you should be able to change Kirk to Picard. Make it so, and I'll 5.
2006-08-10 11:09:47
 
This is god.
2006-08-10 11:28:54
 
Heh what made this better is that I saw this before the original
2006-08-10 12:31:20
 
You win the my internets
2006-08-10 12:54:48
 
this is a great PTKFGS
2006-08-10 12:57:12
 
you faved your own site.
2006-08-10 12:59:47
 
j0ker: I don't have enough shots of Picard's face to do that kind of editing. You'd need a pretty big variety of angles, and I'm not sure I have the ability to make it look convincing. I think it would also degrade the quality to superimpose Picard, now that I think about it. See my other YTMND, "MacGyver Rave" for an example of my superimposing jobs and you be the judge.
2006-08-10 13:02:10
 
lol, but i saw it coming
2006-08-10 13:07:37
 
Nice.
2006-08-10 14:01:17
 
After this, no other YTMND deserves a 5.
2006-08-10 14:11:21
 
5'd for faving your own site.
2006-08-10 14:18:45
 
Saw this coming. T'was gold.
2006-08-10 14:20:37
 
You really need to un-fav your own, but it's still 5'd for an epic PTKFGS & an epic Kirk maneuver.
2006-08-10 14:40:20
 
3'd for effort, but really not that funny an idea.
2006-08-10 14:54:25
 
no win situation lol
2006-08-10 15:05:24
 
you use photoshop 7.0 LOL
2006-08-10 15:20:51
 
This just doesn't deserve as much credit as the original, you changed maybe 1 frame. You did site your sources, and it is a PTKFGS, but still. There's no reason this should get more views and votes than the original posted on the same day.
2006-08-10 15:27:37
 
lmaoz
2006-08-10 15:41:18
 
the gif is too fast
2006-08-10 15:52:16
 
yes
2006-08-10 16:04:41
 
You understand the epic fad. Here are your stars of five.
2006-08-10 16:23:08
 
Very well done, grasshoppah. Fived and faved.
2006-08-10 16:27:11
 
kobayashi maru ftw
2006-08-10 16:33:25
 
lol, THERE IS A PRETZEL IN MY DICK.. +5
2006-08-10 17:03:46
 
"lol, THERE IS A PRETZEL IN MY DICK.. +5" <-- Haha, I loved that. :-D
2006-08-10 17:04:13
 
dont fav your own sites
2006-08-10 17:07:03
 
lol, that makes 4-5 people that didn't like me fav'ing my own site. If I take off the fav, will you rate it a 5? I still don't understand why it bothers people, but if it's losing me votes, then I might as well...
2006-08-10 17:20:14
 
I mean... I'm allowed to like my own site, aren't I? I still haven't heard a good reason as to why fav'ing your own sites is wrong. It's not like anybody's going to be looking in my favorites list anyway; I'm not that popular. Plus, it doesn't affect my rating. I fav'd it because I think it's funny. That's all. :-/
2006-08-10 17:29:37
 
lol thunder struck outside my house just as it was on the close up of his face.
2006-08-10 17:39:52
 
That whatdoyouchoose ytmnd had some of the funniest comments on the internet. Oh and this was very amusing too... but the creator's being too anal about the comments
2006-08-10 17:59:01
 
Yes indeed.
2006-08-10 18:17:49
 
That fish IS kinda hot.
2006-08-10 18:18:53
 
lol, love it.
2006-08-10 18:22:39
 
I knew he was a Hax0r!
2006-08-10 18:41:27
 
omfg, thats awesome
2006-08-10 18:48:02
 
lol epic timing
2006-08-10 19:36:40
 
You lose so many points for taking someone else's awesome idea and just changing it to a little suggestion someone made in the comments.
2006-08-10 20:32:02
 
Is the original deleted or something?
2006-08-10 20:53:31
 
Sound, timing, execution. Yes. Yes!
2006-08-10 21:16:04
 
WIN
2006-08-10 22:10:02
 
good, but why would you fav your own site?
2006-08-10 22:12:27
 
Haha,Unexpected. I'd still go for a. I bet she gives mad head.
2006-08-10 22:32:30
 
Fwap fwap!
2006-08-10 22:36:48
 
that fish is broken
2006-08-10 22:56:22
 
fantastic
2006-08-11 07:25:07
 
congratulations on being the ptkfgs.com fo the day (8/11/06)! (ps: other option plzkthnx)
2006-08-11 07:28:47
 
Whoa, thanks for letting me know! I didn't realize that! :-D
2006-08-12 20:42:49
 
it's funny because it's true
2006-08-15 17:47:58
 
-1 for fav'ing your own, otherwise a 4.
2006-08-15 19:16:00
 
absolutly amazing
2006-08-21 09:25:56
 
Funny.
2006-08-22 06:01:40
 
i should have said 8 years ago called for using 'hax'. the title on this site is a f*cking recycling bin. the only word in it that isn't overused is "used". maybe next time you will have "used" some creativity
-1
2006-08-23 01:08:07
 
Like the creativity in that comment, right?
2006-08-23 20:15:43
 
Did I mention that even my mom liked this site?
2006-08-24 01:28:12
 
I think the music should be changed to Price is Right fail music instead of being Epic music. That might be a bit hard without the original sample, but try inverting the epic music and overlaying to remove it. change that, and get 5.
2006-08-25 05:25:03
 
Voted as promised.
2006-08-25 16:06:02
 
fwap fwap? more like fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
+1
2006-08-25 20:11:57
 
good
2006-08-26 14:44:55
 
roflmao
2006-08-27 13:36:00
 
OMG NO CREATIVITY 1D SINCE IM AN ARTISTIC DOUCHEBAG LOL
2006-08-27 18:41:45
 
^ Hehe :-D
2006-08-30 16:04:27
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
2006-08-30 16:12:29
 
ZOMG, it's the obligatory sexymofo comment!
2006-08-30 16:32:32
 
sexy fails, please try again ^_^
2006-08-31 18:52:45
 
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
2006-09-02 08:50:30
 
XDDDDDDDD Frickin golden!! I love you!
2006-09-03 20:44:50
 
Hahahaha God I LOVE this.
2006-09-03 22:15:37
 
You win! ^_^
2006-09-04 04:05:29
 
thanks for 5ing my ds site!
2006-09-04 04:06:04
 
im sorry i forgot barrel roll
2006-09-06 22:22:45
 
Winnar is You.
2006-09-07 22:14:10
 
YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! MINE ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SH*T!!! http://www.ytmnd.com/users/BIGDICK/ you faved your own site... f*g
2006-09-07 22:21:45
 
^ Wow, a variation in the typical spam message. Even nonsensical downvoters care about me _that_ much. :)
2006-09-14 11:57:15
 
lol, win
2006-09-29 11:48:31
 
I Loved your site http://kirkfails.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
-1
2006-10-04 05:35:18
 
er
2006-10-06 02:59:08
 
That was truly what I would expect Kirk to choose... well not really.
2006-10-10 04:40:45
 
despite being star track, delivers
2006-10-16 07:51:37
 
hahaha. Great all the way. +1 for the ending!
2006-11-04 04:41:32
 
FTW!
2007-02-01 22:57:06
 
This fad should be dead.
 
2008-12-07 14:18:23
 
...like your soul?
2007-02-01 22:57:38
 
Not the PTKFGS fad, but the fish and mermaid thing.
2007-02-09 00:00:47
 
Win.
2007-02-15 21:49:43
 
The fish and epic music were great.
2007-06-08 00:16:03
 
That fish is hawt.
2008-07-01 18:42:00
 
2008-12-07 00:51:08
 
ClassicTMND. Pacard would epicly approve.
2008-12-07 01:40:24
 
PLEASE GO TAKE A SH*T SIR!
 
2008-12-07 13:43:10
 
KHAAAAAAAAAAN
2008-12-07 14:19:46
 
Spock has an opinion, but Bones is just, like, along for the ride.
2008-12-07 20:44:38
 
he cheated
2008-12-07 21:03:48
 
I don't know why I never fived this.
+1
2008-12-07 21:07:00
 
Can't believe I actually laughed at that.
2008-12-07 23:56:19
 
Awesome.