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| Site Title: | Worst AOL searches ever | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | aohellsearches.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | OMGWTFBBG | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-08 20:03:57 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | http://www.aolsearchdatabase.com + me | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | http://thepriceisjazz.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||||||
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| very sexy, why the frooty boob are these good ones coming out so late? | ||||||
| pretty epic conclusion | ||||||
| o.0 wow | ||||||
| N*gg*rs have x-ray vision and fives! | ||||||
| um, whoa. Kind of a short film, definately f*ggy. This guy said fruity boob ^. 5. | ||||||
| overbites | ||||||
| AOL sites FTW aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com aolsecrets2.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| I lol'd. But no more f*ggy short films,plz. | ||||||
| Epic conclusion | ||||||
| Yes, I apologize for the f*ggy short film...I normally try to avoid such faux pas. | ||||||
| oh f*ck... you found me out... | ||||||
| 5'd if you add a new frame to your gif. Under your conclusion make "also c*cks" appear. | ||||||
| hmmm also c*cks | ||||||
| lmao, the "also c*cks" at the end was the cherry on top | ||||||
| Laughed so hard | ||||||
| Center that bitch, man! | ||||||
| That was the funniest string of frames in a ytmnd I have seen on this site. Good research. | ||||||
| DAMN this was entertaining! so good so good, overbite sex gtfo! | ||||||
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| 4 for content alone. The "punchline" sorta reminded me of that Red Vs. Blue episode. "Yes. I am a gay robot". Sounds like that person is quite confused about how to react to his various peers, so he decided to do a little research. | ||||||
| Joseph Wendell of NYC. We've got a name and a location, he's ours! | ||||||
| 5'd as soon as I saw "Old ladies who look like Hilary Clinton nude" | ||||||
| wtf! | ||||||
| At least he knows what the jazz is all about. | ||||||
| They're going to execute her. Look, a few minutes ago you said
you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to
do is stay. | ||||||
| i was gonna five it for the conclusion but the also c*cks killed the mood, so 4 | ||||||
| HAY! quit looking at my AOL searches..uh I mean, it couldn't be me, I have uh..an open wireless r-router..yeah thats it | ||||||
| Too many good reasons to 1 this. Hillary Clinton nude, power-point, and LOL screenshots ftl. | ||||||
| I have a possible solution to this strange situation: This guy is probably a bot that does random searches to boost those crappy porn sites that have nothing but links. I think this is very possible, considering the style of his searches is consistent with the keyword-spammed results you usually get when you google for "free porn." | ||||||
| that guy is obviously not racist. if he was, why would he be searching for black people in porn? | ||||||
| Hahahaha...nazi fascists all secretly want to have gay sex with black people...hahahaha... | ||||||
| "I have a possible solution to this strange situation: This guy is probably
a bot that does random searches to boost those crappy porn sites that have
nothing but links. I think this is very possible, considering the style of
his searches is consistent with the keyword-spammed results you usually get
when you google for "free porn.""
I dont think exterminating all the n*gg*rs in NYC or checking to see if they have x-ray vision is a random search to boost porn. | ||||||
| He loves gay, fat ,black, old and nazi people? He hates black people but loves black porn? ok ok he's a freak | ||||||
| Do ni**ers have x-ray vision? | ||||||
| L@L, horse dick. | ||||||
| dude center this and i might give ya 5, but that was some funny *ss sh*t |
-1 | |||||
| So very bizarre. Thought provoking, in a way. | ||||||
| ROFL- That guy is F*CKED UP | ||||||
| Sounds to me like a member of f*cked up demographic that visits Totse. | ||||||
| Joseph Wendell? I give this about 1 hour before someone has called his house and told his wife about all these searches. LOL, internet detectives. | ||||||
| IVE SEEN WORSE | ||||||
| "that guy is obviously not racist. if he was, why would he be searching for
black people in porn?"
possibly the dumbest statement ever said on ytmnd. I'm not calling you dumb, I'm just saying what you typed was dumb. | ||||||
| Nice job. Thanks for the plug. | ||||||
| You win 5 internets!!!!! | ||||||
| also c*cks | ||||||
| YTMND OF THE *YEAR*! FLAT OUT! | ||||||
| most appropriate use of "also c*cks" ever! | ||||||
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| Also old russian nun | ||||||
| This is f*cking hilarious! congradulations on such an, err...*interesting* find. I want his phone number so I can call him up and ask if his refrigerator is running. | ||||||
| Black Teen F*ggots With Overbites FTW. | ||||||
| just wow | ||||||
| Good sh*t, but center the image. | ||||||
| he should join the NGAA | ||||||
| "Old Ladies that look like Hillary Clinton Nude" that made me LOL! | ||||||
| uhhhh, k. 5'd for the hell of it | ||||||
| "at least he knows what the jazz is all about." LOL, QFT! | ||||||
| 5'd for ALSO C*CKS! | ||||||
| so, Josheph Wendell likes watching gay fat n*gg*rs with overbites, while having sex with his cow? | ||||||
| "At least he knows what the jazz is all about." - I fell out of my chair laughing at this. | ||||||
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| dude... what's a twink?? | ||||||
| That's jazz, baby! | ||||||
| hilarious! ***** for you! | ||||||
| Thats one f*cked up individual but probably a long way off being the worst. | ||||||
| what a sick f*ck
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| What...the...heck? | ||||||
| STOP POSTING WHAT I SEARCH FOR YOU RAT BASTARD! | ||||||
| Haha, Great music too. | ||||||
| Blend the 'also c*cks' in the text. Otherwise, if there isn't any spyware in that person's computer, that guy is (insert being f*cked up here). | ||||||
| rofl, the also c*cks fits! | ||||||
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| LOLOLOLOL epic | ||||||
| also c*cks | ||||||
| Now with more centeredness. | ||||||
| OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGM OGM OGM GO MGOG M..............but funny (^_^) | ||||||
| Very disturbing. People on the internet search for sick stuff like that all the time, but the strange obsession with overbites is what really puts the cherry on the crazy cake. | ||||||
| oh my, that is pretty scary... a neo-nazi using aol | ||||||
| I think the gif broke. | ||||||
| Wow. That is levels of scary I thought never to find on the internets. | ||||||
| fixed | ||||||
| Good detective work | ||||||
| Are you sure it was only one person? | ||||||
| scary stuff | ||||||
| lol overbites (awaiting http://overbite.ytmnd.com) | ||||||
| You forgot Poland. | ||||||
| O...k... | ||||||
| probably bill clintons searches | ||||||
| Obviously, the guy who did the searches was adverb. I'm surprised there were no searches about sh*tting in a bag. I dig the smooth jazz Price Is Right theme, though. | ||||||
| +1 for being OWLD and -1 for the safe for work version. ^_^ | ||||||
| hey, who's been snooping on my internet searches? | ||||||
| Or you know, it could be a cybercafe, could be idiots messing around, could be family one of which are searching for research off the 'net. But no, it's got to be OMG HEZ A NAZI N*GG* H8TR. Your conclusion-jumping annoys me. | ||||||
| "I thought wtf? and decided to see what else this guy had been searching for..." so what did you find? your story seems to lack continuation. | ||||||
| Wow... but make "also c*cks" last more like 1 second before restart | ||||||
| i've seen like a hundred of these insane users already and it takes like 2 seconds of scrolling to find a new one, they're endless and disturbing. | ||||||
| ... | ||||||
| harlem ftw | ||||||
| Joseph Wendell is going to hell. Although black dudes COULD have X-ray vision... | ||||||
| Overbite porn? Clinton porn? Ugh. | ||||||
| why am I only seeing the first two frames repeat over and over again? | ||||||
| F*ck Lee Kaplan! This is REAL investigative journalism! | ||||||
| LOL, AOL user | ||||||
| HORSEDICK | ||||||
| Why am I only seeing the first two frames repeat over and over again? | ||||||
| this is bugged, I'm only seeing the first two screens | ||||||
| sick granny humper! | ||||||
| wow there are some Fked up people in this world | ||||||
| Win. | ||||||
| Only seeing it repeat on the teen f*ggot thing. Fix plz so i can 5. | ||||||
| great investigative reporting | ||||||
| tha n*gg* got pwn!! | ||||||
| "Only seeing it repeat on the teen f*ggot thing. Fix plz so i can 5." Me too. | ||||||
| I'm only seeing the first two frames repeated over and over again. >_> | ||||||
| u forgot russian nun f*cker! | ||||||
| it is broken. one star for nothing to see. | ||||||
| Awesome, might want to fix the rest though. Only two frames. | ||||||
| He hates Hip Hop, check. He likes Jazz, check. He's interested in African American youth (though not in the same way), check.
YOU'VE FOUND TEH COSBY!!!111
Disclaimer: Cosby is amazing, but hates the rap music because of the brain damage, you see, with all the hippin', and the hoppin'... | ||||||
| only seeing first 2 frames, fix it for better score. | ||||||
| Where's the ending? | ||||||
| funny.... | ||||||
| ....also c*cks | ||||||
| weird | ||||||
| lawl
...also c*cks | ||||||
| I... what? | ||||||
| 5555555555555555 | ||||||
| i rofl'd | ||||||
| OH GOD YES OVERBITES | ||||||
| Only seeing first 2 frames. | ||||||
| no | ||||||
| the music sounded like playing sims. | ||||||
| disgusting. | ||||||
| I lol'd, rofl'd and all the rest. | ||||||
| BEST CONCLUSION EVAR | ||||||
| wait...what other stuff was he looking for? | ||||||
| The conclusion wins this. | ||||||
| WHAT THE F*CK CLIFFHANGER | ||||||
| god dammit this f*cking sucks | ||||||
| you fail'd | ||||||
| WHAAAAAT | ||||||
| N*gg*s gots x-ray?! ORLY? | ||||||
| Dont post it until you've finished it. | ||||||
| 5 for conclusion | ||||||
| Two stars for two total frames. (fix it) | ||||||
| x-ray vision hahahahah wow | ||||||
| OMG thats so funny | ||||||
| W. T. F.????? 0_o | ||||||
| I'm afraid I'm also in the "I just see two frames" camp. Hopefully there's something funny here... | ||||||
| Like people have said before, 2 stars for 2 frames. | ||||||
| 4 bc its funny | ||||||
| I think the people on aol did this on pourpose | ||||||
| I was going to five this until "also c*cks" | ||||||
| are n*gg*rs satan or demons or gremlins...FTW! | ||||||
| It was Bill Cosby. | ||||||
| I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the beauty of overbite pr0n. Btw the music makes this ytmnd | ||||||
| This is what happens... The internet is a series of tubes, it's not a truck, and you're treating it like one. That's why this loop doesn't work. Try adding some horseraces. | ||||||
| I FOUND THIS MILDLY ENTERTAINING | ||||||
| Only Psychos would go on AOL. LOL. | ||||||
| also c*cks | ||||||
| Mirrors! http://www.gregsadetsky.com/aol-data/ | ||||||
| his name is also Joseph Wendell from New York...
AOL made a monumental mistake when they posted this sh*t...MONUMENTAL. | ||||||
| 1d for also c*cks. well 1d for everything else too i guess | ||||||
| that gave me quite the chuckle. | ||||||
| Made me laugh hard IRL = 5 | ||||||
| I don't get it. It's like you forgot to finish this or something. | ||||||
| I guess the jazz gave him the brain damage. | ||||||
| Where is teh rest plz. | ||||||
| yeah, only 2 slides are looped... | ||||||
| Probably a 14 year old white kid who likes to do silly searches. | ||||||
| ...and? | ||||||
| hahaha. The n**gers with X-Ray vision won this. People often underestimate how sexy an overbite can be... | ||||||
| Guess the 5'ing didn't work the first time? | ||||||
| what happened to rest of research... | ||||||
| This gets the biggest "WTF" ever!!! | ||||||
| Let's hope to god someone doesn't make a fad with this guy. | ||||||
| Do N*gg*rs have X Ray Vision? | ||||||
| DO N*GG*RS HAVE X-RAY VISION PLZ GOGOGO | ||||||
| He can't be that bad...I mean, he listens to Jazz... | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| LOL, WOW.... | ||||||
| Oh, GROSS! Hilary Clinton?! Yuck! | ||||||
| Whats with this guy and overbites...? | ||||||
| win. | ||||||
| I don't have a 'wtf' big enough | ||||||
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| It's broked | ||||||
| What the hell? You say you wondered what else he was searching for, put you dont put what else he was searching for?! Wheres the payoff... Dick! | ||||||
| Oh i see, Its okay to put black teen f*ggots but not N*gger? now you get a 1 for being spineless and hypocrytical. | ||||||
| So I guess when n*gg*rs arent out stealing bikes and sleeping with all the white womens they are giving me brain cancer with their x-ray eyes.
Figures. | ||||||
| 5 for the music, and funny. | ||||||
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| overbites? | ||||||
| Haha. I was gonna give you a 3 but the conclusion and also ckocks earns you a 5 my good man. | ||||||
| what? | ||||||
| Ooooooooookay 5 for the music....Also I have an overbite, not black...But I still don't feel safe! | ||||||
| Oh man, it's sites like this one that make my day first thing in the morning.
Good work mate :) | ||||||
| LMFAO! | ||||||
| This IS the funniest YTMND I've seen in a long time. | ||||||
| overbite ftl | ||||||
| Damn! Im 5ing this. | ||||||
| lol, AOL | ||||||
| censored. | ||||||
| I have been sitting at home doing practically nothing all day, and watching this actually made me feel like I've gone through something informative and productive. Entertaining and a little creepy. Definitely 5-worthy. Thanks! :) | ||||||
| o.0 this is just scary.... | ||||||
| LOL! | ||||||
| i only get the first 2 frames repeating, and after reading the comments i can clearly see there is SUPPOSED to be more, so 1 until it works for me. | ||||||
| Uh. Missing something? | ||||||
| joseph wendell loves overbite porn!!! | ||||||
| and... what else was he searching for??? | ||||||
| X RAY VISION!? | ||||||
| For some reason, Internet Explorer only loops the first two frames. :-/ Worked fine in Firefox for me, though. | ||||||
| well i don't have firefox, nor do I want it. hopefully it gets fixed | ||||||
| only the two frames? | ||||||
| sorry for the 4, but after seeing the Series Of Tubes movie, your gonna have to try REAL hard to get a 5 today :D
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| hmmm...works fine in IE for me. I'll try to fix it. Sorry for the delay, I've been at work all day. | ||||||
| PS: f*ck you internet explorer f*gs :D Firefox for the win!
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| 5 for also c*cks | ||||||
| +1 for cool music. +1 for making me laugh my *ss off. +1 for excellent conclusion. +1 for creativitiy. + 1 for also c*cks. you win | ||||||
| LOL! | ||||||
| needs moar spinnars | ||||||
| lmfao | ||||||
| In firefox the image works fine but the music is messed... in IE the music is fine but there are only 2 frames in the gif.
Wtf? | ||||||
| sounds like my kinda guy | ||||||
| The also c*cks threw it over the top, but the conclusion by itself was already a 5. =) | ||||||
| omg that is hilarious...there are freaks out there worst then Michael Jackson! | ||||||
| I don't know whether I should 1 this for the obscene mental image of Hillary Clinton nude or five it for it for everything else. I think a 3 will do. | ||||||
| better (IE users)? | ||||||
| also, c*cks = 5'd | ||||||
| Seems to be working now. (MIGHT be missing one or two frames, though I'm too tired to check closely.) | ||||||
| Yeah, ends with "...looks like it. But wait..." Keep workin' on it. | ||||||
| Clever loop | ||||||
| In less than 24 hours, this site has gotten more votes and views than all of my other sites combined! | ||||||
| should work now (fingers crossed) | ||||||
| You had me at also c*cks. | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| This weirdo is obviously a neo nazi that is trying to find "proof" that n*gg*z are inferior for his nazi friends by finding overbiting gay sex n*gg* porn. His sexual preference is, in fact, old russian nuns and beastiality sex with men. | ||||||
| superbe | ||||||
| I don't have x-ray vision. :( | ||||||
| It seems to work in IE for me now. ^_^ | ||||||
| Needs some dead Nazis. ... F*ck it, I'm not giving any YTMND a 5 for the next week unless it has dead Nazis. | ||||||
| 5 for conclusion | ||||||
| I like Jazz. | ||||||
| Five for referencing my friend's site. | ||||||
| 4. AOL users f*cking suck at using search engines. | ||||||
| so classy and good | ||||||
| ANYTHING's funny with Price is Right music. | ||||||
| Rofl. That was great. This guy is screwed up. I enjoyed the few minutes of laughter. | ||||||
| megafail | ||||||
| psychology: it was a joke. a bad one, i know. sorry. | ||||||
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