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| Site Title: | TUBE THEORY SHALL SOON BE EXPLAINED | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | tubeexplanation.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | PleaseRememberMakingMultipleAcco | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-04 07:17:05 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/29/senator-willing-to-defend-tube | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Pulsedriver's Summer Dance Mania 2006 + editing|tubesdance.ytmnd | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Senator Ted Stevens want's to go to the daily show and explain his tube theory which he has gotten confirmed by "scientists" | ||||||||||
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| this is going to be f*cking awesome | ||||||
| Can't wait | ||||||
| Ah well, I still thought the internet was a big truck. | ||||||
| :D | ||||||
| ^^^ | ||||||
| It's a series of boobs! | ||||||
| TAKE OFF THE f*ckING TEXT. Also nice find. Jon Stewart is a great man. | ||||||
| awesome sound mix | ||||||
| I will watch it | ||||||
| Thanks for bringing this to everyone's attention. Nice remix, too(bes). | ||||||
| I don't watch TDS much, but I will make sure to tune in. | ||||||
| A big scientist told him! | ||||||
| remove text, and put "" around "Scientists" in your description | ||||||
| This should be fun, bet we'll get a bunch more good quotes! XD | ||||||
| That's going to be f*cking creamy | ||||||
| They need to bring in Tim-Berners Lee to debate with the senator. That'd clear the tubes issue up real damn fast. | ||||||
| When's he gonna be on? I want to record it and keep it forever. | ||||||
| Remove the text. | ||||||
| BTW, nice remix. | ||||||
| A big scientist? He pulled out the big guns now! | ||||||
| LOL, he's going to get reemed. | ||||||
| righty, updated it now, took away the text as some wished, and put the " around scientists | ||||||
| the guys technicaly right, he just called it tubes instead of pipes or tunnels. Tunneling Protocols and Pipestreams... look it up your selves. | ||||||
| AWESOME. Daily show + tubes will = win | ||||||
| What day will it air? | ||||||
| WHEN?! | ||||||
| well, allegorically speaking, he's pretty close, except its an extremely f*cking complicated matrix of tubes that have size variability. 5'd | ||||||
| Any idea on when this will be? That was posted on July 29...(also, 3 for informative but it's just a cap, really.) | ||||||
| The internet is a series of trucks (servers) connected by tubes (internet connections). | ||||||
| Big Truck! | ||||||
| Anyone know the date? | ||||||
| lol i cant wait, any idea what day he's going to be on? | ||||||
| Loved it! Reminded me of http://monkeyintube.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| wow | ||||||
| fresh meat for ytmnd(prepare for the fad to explode and get bigger than ever) | ||||||
| Remixes r is funny.
Needs more NEDM though. | ||||||
| The internet is a lot like a series of tubes. | ||||||
| Oh, dear God. I'm going to orgasm when I see this. I wish he would go on Colbert instead, though. | ||||||
| Yeah, like the other guy said, he's technically right, so he might be able to successfully argue it. It's just the way he initially said it that made it obvious he wasn't sure what he was talking about. | ||||||
| BTW I wish it was on Colbert instead | ||||||
| Oh... thats gonna be good! I hope Stewart gets stomped! | ||||||
| Techincally right? Sorry guys, but, technically speaking, you're wrong. The internet isn't "tube-like". It's a network. Networks aren't blasted through pipes as network clogging doesn't occur within the actual cables themselves. Any kind of network data back-up occurs at server-hubs. Pipes and Fiber Optic cables are not simliar in the least. This is basic networking crap that everyone should know, especially an idiot like Ted Stevens.
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| The internet is a series of noobs | ||||||
| PLEASEREMEMBERMAKINGMULTIPLEACCOUNTSISNOTALLOWED | ||||||
| This will epic, like the Crossfire incident and Osama's Pot and Commie Jizzporium... | ||||||
| the internet, at least at some physical level, is a series of tubes holding fiber optic cables.... f*gtards | ||||||
| These tubes never get old. | ||||||
| Badass | ||||||
| 2'd cause I hate Jon Stewart. | ||||||
| thank you Mr. Fancypants | ||||||
| I hate Jon Stewart too and don't get the whole fuss about him. Still 4 for manish's tubesdance remix. | ||||||
| What's to explain? I mean, it's flagrantly easy to understand! | ||||||
| Rebutal : Information passes through "nodes" which are like joints for tubes. Score one for the home team. | ||||||
| that interview will spawn a legion of hilarious ytmnds | ||||||
| Daily show'd. | ||||||
| +5 for the tubes fad, -1 for Jon Stewart and -1 for well, Jon Stewart. | ||||||
| Catchy tune. | ||||||
| WHEN?! | ||||||
| The basis of his theory: "it was an analogy" | ||||||
| oh nice what day is he goin on? | ||||||
| John Stewart 4tw | ||||||
| Guys, he's on to us. Lets just admit the internet is a series of tubes before this gets outta hand. How long did you think the "Its just a big truck" theory would last anyways? | ||||||
| No wonder Ted Stevens thinks the internet is a series of tubes! Hes 82 years old! Lol. He must be going senile hell he is senile lol | ||||||
| "the internet, at least at some physical level, is a series of tubes holding
fiber optic cables.... f*gtards" haha The Internet is the worldwide, publicly accessible network of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol (IP). It is a "network of networks" that consists of millions of smaller domestic, academic, business, and government networks, which together carry various information and services, such as electronic mail, online chat | ||||||
| Plus Ted Stevens is from Alaska so i guess he won't be too informed on new technologies lol no offense to you alaskans | ||||||
| Even if they can explain how they're "tubes" they'll have a really hard time explaining how they can be "filled" and how he recieved in-in-internet from his staff. | ||||||
| Great sound job. | ||||||
| YOUR OWN PERSONAL INTERNET | ||||||
| :o | ||||||
| The best part of the remix is the stuttering that occurs when the music relapses. Awesome remix. | ||||||
| Put the whole song up. :) | ||||||
| If this happens, I want to watch. Although I fear it would be so painful and embarrassing that my head might a splode. Lol, my head a splode! | ||||||
| I hope he does end up on the Daily Show. | ||||||
| you know the tubes analogy didn't bother me, but the way he was saying net neutrality creates a two-tiered system did. He thought he could get away with claiming his oppenent's argument as his own just by saying, "NU-UH!" | ||||||
| I agree with those saying it wasn't the fact he said it but rather HOW it was said. In reality, fiber optic cables ARE tubes after all... | ||||||
| His comment does make sense if you think about it in a certian way so I can understand him wanting to argue about it. He just said it in a odd way that made it look like he didn't know what he was talking about. | ||||||
| 1'd for a news story with sound - however relavent or interesting it is, this isn't what YTMND is about - but +2 for sound mix | ||||||
| Its a Series of Tubes, also horseraces. | ||||||
| I might not have chosen to use the word 'tubes' in his place, but the Internet is INDEED alot like a serious of tubes... Although if he had used "sewer plumming", it would've been quite more fitting, and quite more humourus. | ||||||
| I'm looking forward to it as well. BUT ITS A NEWS STORY SCREENSHOT, which somehow is more important to upvote over original content? | ||||||
| It's funny, thanks for posting it. But to be honest, the tubes analogy isn't really that bad. I mean, it's not the word I would use, but I mean it's close. We commonly refer to connections as pipes or pipelines, and a pipe is technically a tube. | ||||||
| People fail at metaphors. | ||||||
| i hope they do a full on demonstration | ||||||
| "big scientist" lololo | ||||||
| this music must be on the next soundtrack | ||||||
| Win. | ||||||
| He sounds like Bush's long lost brother. | ||||||
| 1 for the Daily Show. | ||||||
| Actually, he is correct. The internet IS a series of tubes. Tubes being cables. | ||||||
| omg teds gonna get raped! | ||||||
| Well the allegory is only sort of correct. It's so simple as to leave out technicalities that allow for adjustment in regards to the problems he's referencing. | ||||||
| zomg!!! I thought the internet ran through the sewers with little oompa loompas carrying information!! I see that I was misinformed... | ||||||
| Right, that's now my new ring tone. | ||||||
| Killborn is superior. | ||||||
| Killborn was okay | ||||||
| can't wait | ||||||
| John Stewart is going to rape him.... verbally | ||||||
| -1 for article reaking of self-importance | ||||||
| he should play this song as the senator walks onto the set | ||||||
| OMG WHEN? | ||||||
| Yeah the Senetor is right... the internet is a serise of tubes when compared to a big truck WOW i never through of it like that | ||||||
| f*cking pulsediver | ||||||
| THE SCIENTISTS TOLD ME!! | ||||||
| I could die happy if I never saw Jon Stewart's face ever again. | ||||||
| WOW, from ytmnds with like 10 views and 3 votes to 4.04,412votes and 8,005 views.
Thanks for the awesome response to this ytmnd! | ||||||
| post the origonal song name. | ||||||
| sorry dont have it | ||||||
| AWESOME!!! | ||||||
| omg... Annie Wu?? i think i know her!! | ||||||
| Lol, the innernet is not a truck. | ||||||
| Only a certain amount of data can flow through a single cable at once, as a certain amount of water can flow through a tube or pipe at once. Servers and PCs are more akin to, say, toilets. FO is just a really, really big pipe. And guess what, your water system also uses really really big pipes to pump water to other houses than yours. Anyone who's had a DDOS attack knows that the tubes CAN be clogged. | ||||||
| we need the epic music | ||||||
| Hehe fat guy in a lab coat | ||||||
| roflroflrofl@stewarthaters | ||||||
| WHEN?????!!??!!?!?!?!1!/!!1!111?1/11!?!!!?!?!/!/!/!1/!/!/!/!/1/1/111!11!!!?!!/!?!?!?1/2?1@?@/!/1/1/!3/!/4!?@$w?ERw/eR?23$?@/!/@/3/?W/e?A?ASD{fpa[se[rpo2p3[4p2$?>?@#>$?!>@#?!>@#?>?#$.2/3.4/234/./.er/we.r/aw.e/ra.w/sD?FåÍÎÏ´‰¿ˇ≥¢fi¿≥§´®ˇ¥¿ƒ©˙≤¿˘≤˙◊∫…˜µ√“¬˙∆π˚¬©“˙π¨“π¶π®†“¥π¨ø∞“π§ø¶“´π“π†¥“´π®†¥“πøalsoc*cks | ||||||
| 3'd this becaues for one, I need an actual date before +1. Also, it said he would LIKE to go on TDS which doesn't mean he WILL. | ||||||
| This will be an epic battle of wits. Ted Stevens VS Common sense.
WHO SHALL PREVAIL | ||||||
| YES!! | ||||||
| YEARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!! | ||||||
| if Jon Stewart wasn't a complete Rick Mercer ripoff I might actually care | ||||||
| More material for us XD | ||||||
| oh man I hope we can download this... I don't get that show here :( | ||||||
| A BIG SCIENTIST TOLD HIM! | ||||||
| That big scientist sounds like a really smart guy. | ||||||
| Ill be watching. | ||||||
| I want to touch oyu. =* | ||||||
| what date? | ||||||
| whooooo! When is this going to be on? | ||||||
| Love that song. Love daily show. love tubes. | ||||||
| ted stevens doesn't know sh*t. who appointed this man | ||||||
| I really really hope he comes on. Should be halarious... | ||||||
| http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/29/senator-willing-to-defend-tubes-on-daily-show/ is full link. | ||||||
| Enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material. | ||||||
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| so watching that | ||||||
| jon stewart downvote | ||||||
| battle of the century | ||||||
| IT WAS A F*CKING ANALOGY YOU F*CKING MORONS. IT WAS A PERFECTLY LOGICAL ANALOGY | ||||||
| he's not a tard because he said pipe can get 'clogged'. he's a tard because 1) he offered the most common bullsh*t argument against net neutrality - capacity has outpaced content to download, and 2) he sounded like a moron doing it. | ||||||
| That'll be FUN! | ||||||
| sweet | ||||||
| But what happens to y-y-your own personal internet?! | ||||||
| omg awesome, too bad they wont allow jon to embarass him... because he'd get MOIDALIZED | ||||||
| TDS host is kind of handsome. Well Ted Stevens too. | ||||||
