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| Site Title: | Bible II: Jesus Strikes Back | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | well-its-got-a-quality-connery-at-least.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | reggie-wanker | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-08-03 22:25:37 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | FHM Magazine (UK), an issue from Spring 2001 | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | Black Sabbath-Lord Of This World | ||||||||||
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| Description: | Affleck IS Jesus. Also Connery. | ||||||||||
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| Fkin nice edit | ||||||
| Sweet! | ||||||
| Reduce image size? Or is it supposed to cut off? | ||||||
| Audio or Picture - cause the image is strictly found - all I did was forget to downsize the freakin' thing. Audio - well thanks, I try. | ||||||
| Ah yes...Te hee! So this is what the Book of Mormon is all about huh? | ||||||
| i'd pay to see it | ||||||
| the sequel is long overdue | ||||||
| indeed | ||||||
| Sorry everyone for f*cking up and not scaling the image. Embarassing, as that's a pet peeve of mine that people do that I love to bitch about. But hey, Connery is God, I had to post it. Just a bit quick on the draw. | ||||||
| i laughed before I even clicked the link | ||||||
| So, who is in the boat? | ||||||
| I'm thinking that's George Clooney as Moses. | ||||||
| And ZZ Top as the Three Wise Men. Jesus, I forgot I had this thing. I know for sure it predates the existence of YTMND, but it's as if it was designed for it. | ||||||
| ! | ||||||
| this better make top15 today | ||||||
| If anyone knows where this actually came from, please post in comments, because whoever painted this deserves full credit. | ||||||
| Is that John Belushi in the red, lower left corner? | ||||||
| O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD | ||||||
| O_O That's... AWESOME | ||||||
| I wish someone would find the source already, I think it's great. | ||||||
| "John Belushi back from the dead as LAZARUS", according to the credits which may be cutting off on lower resolution displays and/or smaller browser windows... | ||||||
| It's from "the British version of FHM" if this is to be believed: http://www.newsaskew.com/archives/news-archive-5-2001.shtml Post date is 05/25/01... | ||||||
| well, you obviously didn't make the image | ||||||
| I would hope it's obvious, I only said it three times that I didn't know where it came from. | ||||||
| Awesome. | ||||||
| Not sure if this is the origonal source or not: http://www.newsaskew.com/images/affleckfhm.jpg | ||||||
| if affleck ever played jesus i'd cry myself to sleep every night | ||||||
| Excellent detective work, CrispyEd and Eldrac. Updating image source now... | ||||||
| Oh my god, if only there were such a movie that existed. | ||||||
| sabbath FTW | ||||||
| lord of this world for the everlasting win! | ||||||
| Quick, someone write the script! | ||||||
| Hell yes! | ||||||
| THE UNFUNNY TRUTH ABOUT JESUS.
HES NOT REAL!!!! | ||||||
| That is the funniest sh*t ive ever seen | ||||||
| omg! a non-Mel Gibson Jesus film!! Connery as God! 5+Fav= my ratings! | ||||||
| Ben Afleck as jesus christ!? no way I'm gonna watch that movie | ||||||
| Good choice of music. | ||||||
| Jesus with a jetpack! | ||||||
| 1 for the sh*tty site that totally lacks creativity, +1 for the music | ||||||
| I mean, you didnt make the image, but I like the audio. That saved you from a 2. | ||||||
| 5 for black sabbath | ||||||
| Affleck would kick Caviezel's ass | ||||||
| awesome | ||||||
| Connery can create a universe just by uttering a phrase so I guess it's appropriate. | ||||||
| hilarious | ||||||
| I'd go see that in a heartbeat | ||||||
| why the hell is ben affleck playing jesus. | ||||||
| man that is epic | ||||||
| I'd buy it. | ||||||
| 5 for black sabbath | ||||||
| Bah here I was giving you extra stars for nice work on the image. One. | ||||||
| Sabbath + New Connery graphic = win | ||||||
| Lol, blasphemy! | ||||||
| Haha | ||||||
| dude... i want to see this movie. now. | ||||||
| snakes on a bible | ||||||
| I give you five for upping the pic. | ||||||
| no | ||||||
| Bible II? It's called the Koran. Also old. | ||||||
| why is ytmnd full of jesus freaks? | ||||||
| all they are missing is james mason | ||||||
| Aww, I was hoping for Super Empire Strikes Back title screen music. | ||||||
| needs more brian peppers | ||||||
| "Sean Connery as GOD" | ||||||
| guydeathmachine - Hopefully you don't think this is serious. Ben Affleck as Jesus with a USA rocket pack? ZZ Top as the Three Wise Men? If you think I'm a Jesus freak, you're way, way off. Everyone who says "you didn't make it/this is old" - I never even thought of claiming otherwise. Read my comments - I found it on an old backup CD, posted it, and asked anyone who knew where the image came from to let me know so I could cite it properly. Just trying to share here, not trying to take credit for it. | ||||||
| OMFG this is what 5's are made of. this would be the greatest movie. evar. period. | ||||||
| Couldn't help but sing along to LOTW... | ||||||
| i knew it. Sean Connery is God | ||||||
| made me laugh | ||||||
| 5 for the freaking sweet song | ||||||
| how does this get on the front page. what took u a whole 60 seconds to create this? | ||||||
| 30 seconds, unless you're including the sound, which brings it up to a minute and a half. But, as I keep pointing out to people who either can't or choose not to read, I don't claim to have created anything here. | ||||||
| 5 for the US Nukes behind Jesus. Priceless. | ||||||
| I think thats Walken as Satan? How could so many YTMND topics collide before the site was created? | ||||||
| lol, but the humor comes from an existing source; not the edit. | ||||||
| despite ben affleck, this is a pretty good ytmnd | ||||||
| Chicken of Doom - indeed it does. Though I will take credit for matching it with Lord Of This World, which works very well for me, that's all I'll take credit for. GugloPWN - That's Al Pacino - but hey, it's old, the artist couldn't have known any better. And it has a cat, not THE cat, but a cat nonetheless. Ahead of its time, this was. | ||||||
| Kevin Smith needs to make this movie. | ||||||
| Oh, and Rocknbass89 - those aren't nukes, that's Jesus's USA jetpack - though it is probably a nuclear jetpack. God, that's a fun sentence to type. | ||||||
| wow | ||||||
| sweet sabbath track bro | ||||||
| It's been done so many times. I'd 1 it even if you did do it yourself. | ||||||
| except for gayass ben affleck, that looks like a sweet movie. | ||||||
| Admit it people, Bauman won, you can't stop comparing everyone with him, poor souls, you gotz no heart. | ||||||
| That is quite possibly the best picture I've ever seen on YTMND! The sound could probably stand re-vamping, but 5 anyway just for the sheer awesomeness of the pic :-D | ||||||
| I like their choice of Magdalene Sisters. | ||||||
| SEAN CONNERY IS GOD! | ||||||
| man, if only they made this movie...minus ben affleck | ||||||
| 5 because Ben Afleck is the worst possible candidate for Jesus. God I hate him. But that's what makes this funny. | ||||||
| your the man now god | ||||||
| 3 for not really making it | ||||||
| pretty BA, no gonna lie. | ||||||
| Lol, connery! | ||||||
| Nice touch with the Sab. I'd want to see the scene where Jesus comes back from the dead on Easter to feast on the living. | ||||||
| -1, because I refuse to acknowledge Affleck as "mein Savioritas"! | ||||||
| This owns. | ||||||
| best fear jebus | ||||||
| im sure this was said already, but this movie would pwn so much if it was ever made | ||||||
| Sean Connery=god FTW. Finally, someone who's not from ytmnd knew... | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
