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i c wut u did thar

gg humans... this goes to prove that whether we believe in flying spaghetti monster, or God, or science (i.e. not scientology)... we can all enjoy a good laugh! This also proves that some kids sniff too much glue.

Even though I don't agree with anything this says i am going to 5 it just to spit all the people who downvoted my site.

You don't agree Peterguy? LOL. This is a polemic against you silly worldview, not a question of belief or disbelief. Christians = dumb.

YES! My good friend, after just watching that horse manure of a YTMND about exploits of nothing, I saw this...Thanks. And for those who don't know...may you forever be touched by his noodly appendage.

Let's be fair. Equal time spent on teaching equal creation theories!

i loved waiting 30 seconds for each frame, not.

Ramen.

5'd this pwns that stupid christian one.

teksoqp

pretty ghey. but kinda funny

Oh my flying spaghetti monster, you win. Muchly. 5 and an a fave for you.

where are the midgits?

*Bows* I remember telling people about that in my Biology class a few years ago and they thought I was making it up. Hey, Just like everything else!

it makes a lot more sense than the original..and funnier too!

Win, win and win.

GENIUS! YOU RULE! ALL HAIL FSM!!!!

the FSM is God, Ahlla, Buddha, and Chuck Norris!

5'ed for an awesome parody religion ytmnd

5'd for mocking the Incredible Exploits of Nothing.

Clearly made with vaster amounts of Win than the "parody" site Incredible Exploits of Nothing.

LIES! PIRATES HAVE ALWAYS EXISTED!

Flying Spaghetti Monster! Pastafarianism rules!

"Some became pirates... Some did not." - rofl

+1 for "and lowering the cost of cable". -_-

All bow to the Complex Carbo Deity.

Religion just got pwned.

I honored his might by adding extra powdered cheese to my spaghetti this evening.

at first, i was going to 5 this just for the music, and i felt bad. then i realized this was just a great ytmnd.

An amusing response to the first.

win

sigh...like it's counterpart: Incredible Exploits of Nothing, this will generate a lot of 8 year old arguments over religion.

Thank you. Pastafarians unite.

Here Here. ^_^

religion pwn3d again. 5d. Peterguy is technically right to give this site a 5, even while his gets downvoted. after all, atheists are right, and he is not.

I'm all for just chillin' out and enjoying the smooth, pastafarian muzik. those who believe this is becoming to be a flame war,you really haven't been paying attention to the media for the last 2 years.

Well done, you are now the commander of the internet.

Ramen, brother.

+5 for Rastafarians and Bob Marley, -1 for WTF?

Sweet, sweet parody. Not a single downvote yet? I'm impressed.

Well bloody done! Good to see someone made a site spefically to counter the garbage of the Incredible Exploits of Nothing so soon in comedy form. Plus you can't go wrong with the FSM.

How can you all sit through that crap?

Hahahaha .... Peterguy is spinning in his bed!

A WINNER IS YOU!

noodly appendage and lowering the cost of cable ftw.

I want to be a pastafarian

The Incredible Exploits of Nothing does not even talk about Christianity. Either way, this was good too.

well... he still created the universe! but in reality, the pirates are right. Do not listen to the ninjas.

lame

Speed it up.

"sigh...like it's counterpart: Incredible Exploits of Nothing, this will generate a lot of 8 year old arguments over religion."

Would give it higher for a more accurate description of Pastafarianism, as well as a faster run through the graphic. Props though.

You are a Prophet, touched by the grace of His Noodley Appendage. I would give you a million stars if I only the FSM would will it so. :( May you encounter many a beer volcano and stripper factory in your afterlife. :) Also awesome music.

I've tightened up the grafix a bit. The frame speeds are a bit faster now. Thanks for input on that issue everyone. This is my first animated gif/slideshow and I wasnt sure how fast I should skip through since everyone reads at different speeds. The comments let me know it was on the slow side so I've sped it up. Let me know if it helps.

Hahaha, verry well done and a great comeback to the other video =).

Boring

+1 more than the other one for more pirates and noodly appendages. the implicitly seen views of the (ytmnd) creator are no less limited though.

You forgot the midgets. But this.. this HAD to be done. His Noodlyness is pleased

meh, whoring out to the atheist ytmnd... lol...

I love FSM for the parody, but I'm sure Peterguy will be here soon.

peterguy was already here, see 4th comment ^

lol, atheist sponsorship

By popular request I've added a midget.

Makes much more sense that that bible bullsh*t LOL

this crushes exploits of nothing!

5 cause I 5'd the other one to piss off the people that worry too much about stuff like this ... thus restoring balance to my YTMND ratings :P

Now, here's a preachy site we can all agree on!

FSM is God. Wait, FSM is FSM. How many YTMND'ers have bought the gospel, anyways?

haha you win

Nice Parody! The other is much more believable, but since this is a parody 5'd

DOH...Fived !!

Not that good.

Can't go wrong with spaghetti.

I am of a strong belief that this universe was created by and is currently in the hands of His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster as described by Our Prophet Bobby Henderson. You, sir, profane this belief by your unintelligible and uninsightful portrayal of our religion. You clearly do not understand our creation story, nor do you seem to be living a life bound for the beer volcano. I'd like to help you, but until you learn to spell midgit there's nothing more to say.

FSMFTW!

Also, less one star for the erroneous addition of "midgets"

After watching "the incredible exploits of nothing" I'm glad someone has the sense to take the piss out of it like this.

lol, agnosticism.

What I meant to say was IT SUCKED DONKEY BALLS.

Hello. My name is Furluge (not really) and I approve this message.

Not incredibly sucky, which is saying something here on ytmnd.

f*ck yes. Also http://mattercannonpeterguy.ytmnd.com/

Hah, loved it. Flying spaghetti monster forever!

I'm 5'ing all of your sites. EXCELLENT.

nice job man!

I saved four stars from "Nothing" and now I know where to put em. Especially since I just had ramen. Ramen, brother, ramen.

5'd for Bob Marley, also the 'I really wish you wouldn't' bit should be taken as a view by christians as well =

This totally owns.

Oh yeah someone needs to do an NEDM verison.

This is made of win and awesome. Originally 4'd, but watching it again and being surprised by the midget upped it by one.

-1 for failing to use the flash preloader.

Yes, it is all true! I was visited by the great spaghediety recently in a vision. Ramen!

I'm extremely disappointed to realize that so few people realize how wrong this is :(

You should publish this as a book and make lots of money like Scientology.

Sacrilegious.

Thank you. This needed to be made in response to religion. 5 for mocking the self righteous Incredible Exploits of Nothing.

5* for factualitisity

I'm a pastafarian, myself.

Someday I hope to be touched by the Appendage.

hell yes, best parody ever.

Why would the FSM go to the bother of making us like pirates and giving us free will and the ability to learn if that knowledge didn't faithfully describe his creation? Aren't those who insist that evolution doesn't exist essentially limiting FSM's power?

Well put.

slideshow -10

forgot to mention he started by creating a mountain, some trees, and a midget.

there are so many reasons i want to 5 this. 5 for the idea. 5 for anti-religion. 5 for the music. 5 for using university of washington sources. 5 for f*cking existing! also, 5th site i've favorited.

This isn't really a response to the other YTMND. It argued that the complexity of the universe identifies a divine architect, NOT that that architect was skewing results, etc. (like the Intelligent Design capitalized form FSM was a response to). But still, I hate that logic so it gets and 1 and this is just uninspired so it gets a 3.

well this sucks major ass...like yourself.

Nah man, you don't get it. The point of this ytmnd is that you simply can't *prove* that God exists, or what form God takes. God and religion are about faith in what you can't see or touch but what you feel and what you believe.

You sure as hell can't see oxygen, but you know it's there don't you? This ytmnd fails.

not doing it for me. +1 for effort.

At least it has more scientific backing (pirate chart) then "Nothing". Plus FSM is the third coolest god after Odin and Horus.

This really got a 5'd from everyone, but FSM changed it to be modest ---------"Sacrilegious." No my friend Sacrilicious---------"I'm extremely disappointed to realize that so few people realize how wrong this is :(" You understand that we don't believe this we just find it funny.

f*ggy short film

and yet you continue to breathe? I wonder why... Oxygen can be indirectly observed. A deity cannot be observed in any way, nor can it be concluded from logic.

FSM FTW!

-1 for a slideshow, -1 for stealing the FSM from its website, and -1 for being not funny at all, and -1 for all the douche bags who upvoted it because they disliked the other non-funny YTMND.

3 for not a total lack of effort, but seemed to stray from the purpose of the FSM, which was created not to refute the concept of religion, but to encourage the separation of church and state (namely in education). At least you used parody to mock an idea that troubled you, and I can always respect parody.

peterguy, GTFO

it was good, but slow it down, i wasnt able to read it all.

5 for pastafarians!

I found this not funny and boring. Sorry.

is it wrong to 5 both sites? i found both interesting to watch, though i agree with neither

LOL. Finally someone who gets it.

I refuse to accept that there were no pirates in the beginning.

shallow thinkers.

3 for being funny but 5 for PASTAFARIANS!

This is probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen. I mean, come on, this is AMERICA. We don't do parody here. Stick to sarcasm and slapstick humor, please.

5 for Marley!!!

5'd for truth

"-1 for stealing the FSM from its website" - not sure what exactly that means. The creator of the FSM gave permission to reuse the images found on his website and I cited the source as well.

1 for marley

too bad we just can't destroy the churches, for some reason that's a crime

Great. :P

-2 for microphone recording

5 for the FSM, -1 for bad spelling, -2 for actually making a political point different from the FSM's original purpose in the last slide.

"-2 for actually making a political point different from the FSM's original purpose in the last slide." - the last slide is directly out of the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Buy the book and check it out.

You obviously missed my point, if FSM is FSM, then He has the attributes of FSM, unlike anything in the universe which means that FSM is eternal and outside the dimensions of time, and space. Since FSM is not bound by any specific dimension we can say that the physical science of this universe is not bound to Him...

dont get it

Ramen. "By popular request I've added a midget." lmao!

RAmen.

I WANT TO BELIEVE!

Now THAT'S a god worth killing over

Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and his Noodly Appendage. To all Christians consider this, is your God as edible as ours?

Actually luigi212, you can see Oxygen with the proper equipment.

YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITC

"touched by his noodly appendage" this is good... i thought eargirl was in left field, but then i saw this

Er, darn tab key. Pastafaria is a great religion and I respect you people's beliefs very much.

you win, good day sir.

Isn't it funny how all the downvoter comments have nothing intelligent in them?

Win. Peterguy, f*ck your mother.

Touched.

LOL FSM ftw. You know whats funny is that started by 2 guys in my highschool, my teacher has a pic of them and the SM on his wall. I should go get some pics.

WIN!!!!!!

I hadn't noticed the nebula's shape before. Where's it from?

Word of wisdom, brother. May his noodly appendages be with you.

HAIL HAIL HAIL ERIS ERIS ERIS!

F*ck yes!