So want to slap her.

It's not ROFL-worthy, but this deserves some notice.

f*ck THAT BITCH

Don't encourage her!

wrote like i did after 2 years of english lessons.

She needs to get slapped

This is the kind of person who challenges the concept of "You should never hit a woman"...

+1

You got this from The Onion.

Lol, Girlz Rox. You Evil PENIS WIELDING fiendz get to work lawlz!!! That's basically the premise of the article, for those who couldn't get past the first spelling error.

dumb slut.

LOL!!!!!

I hope she lost her job from that one.

and here we have the reason why men have the higher payroll.

+2

I'm completely dumbfounded. Wow.

lawl

"becasue" for the win!

+1

PLEASE tell me this is not real... UGH

+1

f*ck the bitch

Wow, how awful. 5'd

some one needs reality check...I hope some rich guy takes advantage of her...

+2

SPY

WOMAN!...GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

+1

haha, how horrible.

I sit here scratching my head, wondering about that girl and her skewed perspective.

+1

lol nice keywords

Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun for 5

girls are dumb lol

That second paragraph is brutal

could be satire... are there people out there who are that much of a c*nt who can string that many words together?

wow no....lol

5 for her online info for spam purposes.

Retarded.

lol

i ain't sayin she's a gold digga .. but ...

lazy bitch needs to be cock slapped

This country was probably better off when women didn't have any rights.

get back in the kitchen.

She is the most ignorant sh*t ever! That and she writes like she is in 3rd grade.

Typical women intellect. 5'd

'Queen or somehting....wtf'

I want proof this is real.

that entire article was a huge run-on sentence X_X

my baby takes the morning train...

a poor example of a woman right there

+1

I f*cking knew it! No wonder my college is 80% male.

This insults career women AND homemakers. also cocks.

+1

What a preppy arsehole. 4star.

??!!?!?!???!?!?!??!

Actually... if all women would listen to her, the United States would be a better place to live.

-1

She so needs to be killed

Queen - Don't stop me now

LMFAO! She has to be full of sh*t

Irony, or Middle America? YOU DECIDE.

GAHHHHHH. ::slaps::

So she wants to go back to the 1950's? Count me in! I can beat my wife!

+1

"Girls have fun. Boys, start working!" She needs to get hit.

+1

4'd for feminism

Screw that. I'm getting women to support me financially.

....whoever put her on the newspaper staff must have done so as a joke. Not only was that the most ridiculous (albeit entertaining) article I've ever read, it was also written like an english essay on feminism that I could have written in passing time between classes... F-- bitch

+1

wow, this was not the sh*t i wanted to read after a f*cking hard day at work. f*ck her. i'm so pissed off right now

thats not sexist at all!!!!!

hahaha i want to know what newspaper would actually run that article

umm bcuz seriously like gurlz just get thur nailz done n boyz need 2 buy gurlz things lol

-1

Right bloody winner that bitch is.

F*cking c*nt. Make me a steak.

Funny thing is that a woman saying that isn't sexist, but if a guy said it, there's be no end to the sexist calls.

Too true!!!

if ever there was a candidate for no lube anal sex... she's it

I give you a five, and a one to this girl.

I hope she gets hit by a Happy Joe's delivery car.

she will get MANY MANY RAPE IN HER LIFE!

um, wow... that is one dumb *ss girl. seriously, some one slap her.

Urge to kill rising

Boys, get to work! Fools: I KNOW ITS QUEEN DONT STOP ME NOW. The "image is from Genmay, sh*tfest posted it. It could very well be from the Onion." what's the onion?

-1

wtf she must be way younger than she looks

if girls dont go to college, who will frat boys beat-up on?

She's the 'Queen of Run-On Sentances'. I hope she gets pregnant, and then really, really fat.

well ok then, lets just see if you marry a rich man.

Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl

its prolly a joke but i would put her in her place for sure

"Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl" totally agree with you there, buddy

5'd for Genmay.

Wow, what a dumb bitch.

lol, sexism

I'd like to smash her pretty little face.

this is terrible. I just want to bitch slap her.

Maybe if girls went to college, they would be able to spell "because" correctly. Dumb bitch.

Jesus, if anyone actually listened to her, it would set the equal rights movement back eighty years.

+1

lol, how much money do i have to earn a year to run an ass-to-mouth on her?

Just imagine if the article was written the other way around... someone would be getting in serious trouble.

She has, in one article, completely undone everything fellow women have worked for in the past fifty years.

+2

Dumb whores = -5; Queen = + 100

That pissed me off beyond belief.

Lol, retard!

Deer Rifle. Clean it.

She didn't say it in a way that made it sound real smart and good, but really what's wrong with that? Don't get consumed in the idea that getting a good job and making a lot of money means having a good life, that wont bring you happiness, it's the people in your life who you love who matter and will really make you happy. She's just preaching a message against materialism, be iterated it in a pretty dumb way.

What an *sshole. Maybe she should of went to college.

Why it wouldn't work: 1. There's more women than men in America. 2. Not every guy is suitable for college. 3. There's career options other than college. 4. A lot of schools are geared toward female learning styles. 5. Ever been to a college party with no babes? NOT fun.

yea she obviously didnt go to college dumb f*ckin whore, if i go to work when i get home you better be naked and some f*ckin dinner on the table

to underscore: no, she's very materialistic. notice how she just wants to get lots of stuff from marrying a rich guy.

id hit it! 5'd

umm

XD

Get back in the kitchen

Horrid, horrid sound choice. Basically you take an admittedly funny article and add in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"? Are you some sort of goddamn moron? Honestly

What a stupid c*nt...

lol

f*ck that bitch

Wow, just wow. My initial assumption is that it's a satirical article, but... Jesus Christ.

Mulletman did it! We're in the 50s!

For the sake of all humanity, I pray this was a satire peace on life in the 1950s

why is this making such a splash? its obviously just some drivel written by some idiot thats simaltaneously offending women, men, and writers everywhere

Congratulations, you found a newspaper clipping and a sound that's been used more than a dozen times.

-1

This is how truly amazing whores are made.

What a f*cking c*nt. 5'd for sound description.

So want to shove a baseball bat to her ass..

smarter than feminists

Part of me wants to take her out, treat her real nice, you know... and then there is the other part that wants to see what her head looks like on a stick...

i'd hate her, but I had nothing to do today at work and watched VH1 for an hour and a half. i'm benumbed

Retard...

I'd say the feminist movement has been pushed back another century or so.

+1

i hope this is fake

i want to kill that woman. she's the reason guys work themselves to death for fancy womens clothes.

5'd even though I want to punch this bitch in the c*nt right through my computer screen

Hey, if the clam wants to stay home and not work, so be it. But she better have the house clean, the dinner cooked and be smokin' hot until she's 70 years old.

Gold-digging whore XD

I weep for the future.

+2

hehe

This probably is from a high school paper considering the grammatical errors and general level of ignorance.

hahaha

must be from the onion or another similar site

That bitch acksed fo' tree fiddy.

Not just satire, but horribly worded and punctuated satire!

hah wait till she breaks up while shes going to beauty school roofl

/slap

jesus christ, i hope she is forced into poverty one day.

whoa! S A T I R E

This is mainly why women are only good for: 1) Having sex. 2) Cooking 3) Cleaning 4) Having sex. 5) WORKING 6) Giving Blowjobs. (Also, sex.)

BECASUE BECASUE BECAUSE Didn't the paper have an editor? Or a spell check? Perhaps this was in the entertainment section. XD

Hehe get a pre-nup then hit it and quit it.

c*nt

what a bitch

I hate bitches like these. They act like they're unique because they type in lower case and sh*t and try to perform any attempt so you know they aren't f*ckheads. And quote people, like Nietzche. Because he's f*cking awesome. But that's not the point. The point is......someone needs to die :P

*SMACK* Get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich', BITCH!

+1

I want to slap her.

I MARRIED A POOR GUY. WHAT A JERK.

After this article, this bitch won't be seeing a penny from any rich guy. He'd know what she'd spend it on.

Lol, this is the true Feminine Mystique.

no way thats real, and if it is, she's from hickville kentucky where all they do is breed

+1

You mean inbreed, amirite?

I want to see her life in ten years.

+1

How common can that name be? Check out: http://www.rmll.org/allstar.htm 1st "majors softball" team. She'd be like 15 now.

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

omg stupid bitch

lol, tardpwn

+1

i think that girls just wanna have fun song would be better here, so 4

she's not a good writer lol

She needs to go to college with the sh*t quality of writing she has. And f*cking god, what primitive ways of thinking. If she wants to waste her like "getting her nails done and shopping", whatever. I hope she gets into a tragic car crash on the way to the mall.

+1

I'm a girl, and I want to slap her. As an editor, I never would have let this get to print, it's so poorly written.

+1

come to think of it, bad sound choice + no source

this really pisses me off

Oh, and to all the *ssholes who are saying this girl is a feminist, she is the damn opposite of a feminist. A feminist would want to bring home a larger paycheck and work as hard as the guys and earn an education so she doesn't feel like she good for only being the maid and sex toy.

keep the women retarded and in the kitchen!

I like how the whole thing was a bunch of run on sentences and sentence fragments LAWLZZZZZZZZZ. Id write more but im working lawl

you guyz should shut up and get working

Not funny enough to be from the onion. It's just some girl trying to be funny, but she failed.

made me feel sick, women fought get the vote and THIS is how they get repaid? whole worlds going to hell

That girl should be removed from the gene pool.

Slap the idiot

I want her to be skinned alive like on predator

someone get the suffrage movement on her ass

..... What. Sounds like "princess" needs a good reality check. Dumb bint....

+1

on second thought, whoever wrote this is just naive and ignorant and probably shouldnt be mocked too much.. or its a huge satire which was only kinda funny and a little enraging to both sexes :(

i found a typo...it said becausue....

hahaha

I'd f*cking slap her if I ever met her. Honest to f*cking god.

'it's the people in your life who you love who matter and will really make you happy. She's just preaching a message against materialism, be iterated it in a pretty dumb way.' Man you morons just need to be shot. You preach against *people working to survive* like everyone must, as if it were materialistic to work to earn their right to live. She'll get what she deserves, and so will you imo, and the sooner the better.

I Hot Carl'd on your chest Princesssss

"Queen or something"?! f*ck YOU!!!

also, nice job misspelling the site's URL, weather that was an accident or not.

i f*cking hate my life

I keep re-reading it, hoping I'll see a "just kidding!" somewhere...

You need a better choice for music, I think. If you really want to use Queen (kudos if you used Queen because of the name), maybe "I Want It All".

Dude. Is that Rachael Ray?!

Bitch. 4'd.

women...

Bitch pleez.

That girl is exactly the reason why it is o.k. to beat women

The Song's name is Don't Stop me now by Queen. Oh, and I didn't know that girls could be sexist against girls. learn something new everyday.

So all the women, get the f*ck off all good workpositions. Right man on the right place.

I will say, that you should use my sound for this - namely, Cindi Lauper's 'Girl's Just Wanna Have Fun'. Also, 5'ing because I made a spinoff from this one.

She writes like she's seven.

Oh and Drusamson: You *never* go ass-to-mouth!

IQ: -14

I'd jizz in her eyes then go home.

ahahahaha. What a lazy bitch!

You would have gotten a higher rating, but then i saw that you don't know the audio. Good lord, man! It IS Queen, freaking "Don't Stop Me Now"!!!

Holy hell... This girl seriously is a lazy *ss (and retarded obviously). And to everyone who is saying it's Don't Stop Me Now. READ THE DESCRIPTION!!!

Instruction: Slap her in the face, pull her hair back, spit in her eyes, throw her against a wall and punch her in the gut.

-1

5 genmay posted lol

n*gg*z been lazy n sh*t

What do you expect from someone named "Lynzee?" Her parents probably pampered her for her entire life and the prospect of MORE WORK absolutely terrifies her. Or it's satire, one or the other.

Well she doesn't have to worry. I'm sure she didn't get accepted into college anyhow. Lol.

f*cking stupid whore, she can lick my ass.

havin a good time! lol...queen song made it 5'd

I thought about 1ing this before realizing that you didn't write the article. Good god. That girl needs a good raping.

LOL, guys > girls

Soemone should f*cking kill her

Wow, what a dumbass self-centered sexist slut. That bitch needs to be brought down a peg or two. Somebody had some very bad parents.

smart girl

Well, excuuuuuuuse me, princess. I agree with everyone who says she needs to be raped.

I totall agree. Only the opposite. I think guys should stay home all day and get their nails done. Oh and give birth too! That sounds like a jolly good time.

Obviously, in an ideal situation, she may be right, but she really needs to shut up...

With a name like "Lynzee" she's gotta come from good genes. Besides if girls don't go to college, every party would be a sausage-mcbiscuit-fest.

+1

WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING BITCH! GET TO THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIE

WOMAN! MAKE ME A SAMMITCH!

Welcome to half a century ago, Lyn...

lol. Mens Rights... Everyone knows women made those stop existing once we took off their magic shackles and let their midriffs and ankles see the light of day. I mean that's how they got the superpowers to take over the world and

And its girls like that that need to be mass-burned in a holocaust-like manner.

This is why feminism needs to make a comeback. Too many women are afraid to call themselves feminists.

because feminist is a stupid term. its like calling yourself "powerful". why would you call yourself powerful unless you're full of yourself or making a joke? prove that you're powerful. also p.s. read the info: article is from The Onion

Must...slap...bitch!!

how dare she spell because wrong

lol....ill accept this proposal as long as we can go back to beating our wives....hahahahaha

Man, that bitch makes us all look bad.

Someone PLEASE tell that bitch "GTFO MY PLANETS".

+1

Hehe, funny article there. Obviously not meant to be taken seriously, and you said it was from the Onion.

5 stars for stealing a joke from the onion

ROFL! Dude thats so funny. I know SO MANY GIRLS that are like that.

Wow, she obviously failed english.

lol omfg kill her plz. thx

I bet she'd be too lazy even to mow the lawn!

lol what a reggin

dumb bitch

f*ck that bitch again >=Þ

wow. I hate american education...

+1

What a stupid, thick, pile of garbage.

Bitch.

I wish I could summon a monty python foot. *Squish*

lmao, moronic bitch

lol, slut

obviously a facetious article. In most non western cultures, women tend to do most of the work as well as managing the family.

most poorly writting newspaper artical iv ever read.

O RLY?! SERIOUSLY O RLY? YA RLY? NO WAI

Yah give ME all the sh*t work you princess

nice spelling on "because", someone needs more schooling

that actually looks like some of the articles I have seen in college papers around utah and idaho.

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