So want to slap her.

It's not ROFL-worthy, but this deserves some notice.

f*ck THAT BITCH

wrote like i did after 2 years of english lessons.

She needs to get slapped

This is the kind of person who challenges the concept of "You should never hit a woman"...

+1

You got this from The Onion.

Lol, Girlz Rox. You Evil PENIS WIELDING fiendz get to work lawlz!!! That's basically the premise of the article, for those who couldn't get past the first spelling error.

dumb slut.

LOL!!!!!

I hope she lost her job from that one.

and here we have the reason why men have the higher payroll.

+2

I'm completely dumbfounded. Wow.

lawl

"becasue" for the win!

+1

PLEASE tell me this is not real... UGH

+1

f*ck the bitch

Wow, how awful. 5'd

some one needs reality check...I hope some rich guy takes advantage of her...

+2

SPY

WOMAN!...GET OVER HERE AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH

+1

haha, how horrible.

I sit here scratching my head, wondering about that girl and her skewed perspective.

+1

lol nice keywords

Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun for 5

girls are dumb lol

That second paragraph is brutal

could be satire... are there people out there who are that much of a c*nt who can string that many words together?

wow no....lol

5 for her online info for spam purposes.

Retarded.

lol

i ain't sayin she's a gold digga .. but ...

lazy bitch needs to be cock slapped

This country was probably better off when women didn't have any rights.

get back in the kitchen.

She is the most ignorant sh*t ever! That and she writes like she is in 3rd grade.

Typical women intellect. 5'd

'Queen or somehting....wtf'

I want proof this is real.

that entire article was a huge run-on sentence X_X

my baby takes the morning train...

a poor example of a woman right there

+1

I f*cking knew it! No wonder my college is 80% male.

This insults career women AND homemakers. also cocks.

+1

What a preppy arsehole. 4star.

??!!?!?!???!?!?!??!

Actually... if all women would listen to her, the United States would be a better place to live.

-1

She so needs to be killed

Queen - Don't stop me now

LMFAO! She has to be full of sh*t

Irony, or Middle America? YOU DECIDE.

GAHHHHHH. ::slaps::

So she wants to go back to the 1950's? Count me in! I can beat my wife!

+1

"Girls have fun. Boys, start working!" She needs to get hit.

+1

4'd for feminism

Screw that. I'm getting women to support me financially.

....whoever put her on the newspaper staff must have done so as a joke. Not only was that the most ridiculous (albeit entertaining) article I've ever read, it was also written like an english essay on feminism that I could have written in passing time between classes... F-- bitch

+1

wow, this was not the sh*t i wanted to read after a f*cking hard day at work. f*ck her. i'm so pissed off right now

thats not sexist at all!!!!!

hahaha i want to know what newspaper would actually run that article

umm bcuz seriously like gurlz just get thur nailz done n boyz need 2 buy gurlz things lol

-1

Right bloody winner that bitch is.

F*cking c*nt. Make me a steak.

Funny thing is that a woman saying that isn't sexist, but if a guy said it, there's be no end to the sexist calls.

Too true!!!

if ever there was a candidate for no lube anal sex... she's it

I give you a five, and a one to this girl.

I hope she gets hit by a Happy Joe's delivery car.

she will get MANY MANY RAPE IN HER LIFE!

um, wow... that is one dumb *ss girl. seriously, some one slap her.

Urge to kill rising

Boys, get to work! Fools: I KNOW ITS QUEEN DONT STOP ME NOW. The "image is from Genmay, sh*tfest posted it. It could very well be from the Onion." what's the onion?

-1

wtf she must be way younger than she looks

if girls dont go to college, who will frat boys beat-up on?

She's the 'Queen of Run-On Sentances'. I hope she gets pregnant, and then really, really fat.

well ok then, lets just see if you marry a rich man.

Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl

its prolly a joke but i would put her in her place for sure

"Rich men want trophy wives, not ugly girls, rofl" totally agree with you there, buddy

5'd for Genmay.

Wow, what a dumb bitch.

lol, sexism

I'd like to smash her pretty little face.

this is terrible. I just want to bitch slap her.

Maybe if girls went to college, they would be able to spell "because" correctly. Dumb bitch.

Jesus, if anyone actually listened to her, it would set the equal rights movement back eighty years.

+1

lol, how much money do i have to earn a year to run an ass-to-mouth on her?

Just imagine if the article was written the other way around... someone would be getting in serious trouble.

She has, in one article, completely undone everything fellow women have worked for in the past fifty years.

+2

Dumb whores = -5; Queen = + 100

That pissed me off beyond belief.

Lol, retard!

Deer Rifle. Clean it.

She didn't say it in a way that made it sound real smart and good, but really what's wrong with that? Don't get consumed in the idea that getting a good job and making a lot of money means having a good life, that wont bring you happiness, it's the people in your life who you love who matter and will really make you happy. She's just preaching a message against materialism, be iterated it in a pretty dumb way.

What an *sshole. Maybe she should of went to college.

Why it wouldn't work: 1. There's more women than men in America. 2. Not every guy is suitable for college. 3. There's career options other than college. 4. A lot of schools are geared toward female learning styles. 5. Ever been to a college party with no babes? NOT fun.

yea she obviously didnt go to college dumb f*ckin whore, if i go to work when i get home you better be naked and some f*ckin dinner on the table

to underscore: no, she's very materialistic. notice how she just wants to get lots of stuff from marrying a rich guy.

id hit it! 5'd

umm

XD

Get back in the kitchen

Horrid, horrid sound choice. Basically you take an admittedly funny article and add in Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now"? Are you some sort of goddamn moron? Honestly

What a stupid c*nt...

lol

f*ck that bitch

Wow, just wow. My initial assumption is that it's a satirical article, but... Jesus Christ.

Mulletman did it! We're in the 50s!

For the sake of all humanity, I pray this was a satire peace on life in the 1950s

why is this making such a splash? its obviously just some drivel written by some idiot thats simaltaneously offending women, men, and writers everywhere

Congratulations, you found a newspaper clipping and a sound that's been used more than a dozen times.

-1

This is how truly amazing whores are made.

What a f*cking c*nt. 5'd for sound description.

So want to shove a baseball bat to her ass..

smarter than feminists

Part of me wants to take her out, treat her real nice, you know... and then there is the other part that wants to see what her head looks like on a stick...

i'd hate her, but I had nothing to do today at work and watched V