i love it... haha

"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd.

+5 for the dont you f*ck with me at the end. amazing

Classic.

roofles!

awesome

you fail, please try again ^_^

YOU STUPID LITTLE sh*t. YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU.

instawiN!

Looks like the alternate ending to Die Hard 3 to me.

:D

DYFWM! D=

LOL PTKFGS. You stupid little sh*t.

a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film

Wow....

This is crazy. Nice spinoff of the Irons one.

Simply amazing

"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd. -Ditto

Okay, quite rough around the edges, and maybe not original, but I laughed, quite funny.

All I could focus on was the wrong translation.

I laughed my balls off.

Buss, my apologies for that . . . this YTMND is pretty obviously aimed at those who don't actually speak Chinese. ;-)

Considering you keep making these, and I've never really liked them...this one is actually amusing.

lol die hard with a vengeance alternate ending

i bascially hate this fad but this one was good.

LOL

crap.

superbe

and dont you f*ck with me... probably the best sound bite ever.

chinese people are funny, because they are short. Horray Beer!

-1

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

WINNNNER

HAHAHAH this one was brilliant!

I love it ... I love you ... I love this YTMND! PUUUNNCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEE KKKKKKEEEEEYYYYYS FOR GOD'S SAKE! You stupid little sh*t, and don't you f*ck WITH ME! X-D

thats racist!

Against whom, exactly?

5 5 5 and holy f*ck 5.

5'd for the last line.

dont mind zaboom he's a DVer. I thought it was great.

http://catunit.ytmnd.com/

I'm pretty neutral on this subject.

I was gonna 1 you and call you a stupid c*nt for not knowing it's japanese until the end.

5ved for 'That's Japanese, you *sshole'

5 for halarious dramatic pause

Kind of funny, but -4 for being a f*ggy short film.

4 for Connery's ignorance. +1 for "You stupid little sh*t."

Hilar

China was one of my favorite 24 villians.

haha

Hahaha yeah. Ive never watched 24. If I were to watch both seasons, Id be in a DAYS!!! :D

YTMNDs aren't supposed to have a story. They aren't supposed to have a beginning or end. Go to YouTube or Google Video for that.

How do you say Roflwaffle in Chinese?

+5 for Sean Connery -2 f*ggy short film -1 for low quality at the end.

5'd for 24 reference and for hilarity. And I could care less about those who say its a "f*ggy short film." They're holding onto old ways, kinda like holding onto slavery. Hmmm, but the things I could do with a vietnamese slave-boy...wait, that sounds really bad. Well...I stick to my guns.

not too mention really bad Japanese, Connery.

Yeah this is difficult if you speak Chinese =P

I'm amazed that no one's ever used "don't you ever f*** w/ me" from Rising Sun before. That's one of my top 5 favorite sean connery lines!

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

The japanese at the end is too fast, i cant read it. Still, this is halarious.

5 for self-referencing.

i dont really get this, but ill give you a 4 cuz connery is awesome in it

I lol'd

This is the alternative ending to die hard 3, sirtmagus. This is okay, but think it could be done better... Jeremy Irons > China.

Barely made sense, but 5'd cuz I'm laughing.

+5 for the soundbites

5'd for literary errorz!

And you better not f*ck with him.

UNIVERSE TIER

This just didn't do it for me.

JACK BAUER, CTU! I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!

sorry can't dig it.

Never. Ever. EVER f*ck with Sean Connery, DOUCHEBAG!!!

That's Japanese you *sshole!!

excellent. 'you stupid little sh*t'

thats from the alt ending of Die hard with a vengence

stewped

okay except i don't like how crappily the chinese guy's head is stuck in there in those two parts at the end.

Gahyahyahhahha

whats going on here

"You stupid little sh*t" 5'd

haha, this is even better than the vizzini one

word

1 for "kitty wars"

Sean Connery has absolutely no place in ANY Ytmnd. It just doesn't work.

I bet Jack Bauer got an erection watching that from his blackberry.

Funny.

i was about to 1 this until chinese guy said "that's japanese you *sshole" then i lolled at the "watashi no ......... ikenei", 5! you deserve it!

I lol'd my *ss off.

"That's japanese you *sshole"

This is ridiculous. "24" villains aren't well known on YTMND.

SO good on SOO many levels... Wow, this is my 3rd visit.

i cant stop laughing lol thats japanese you *ss hole ................. you stupid little sh*t

f*cking hilarious

should get infitity stars for "that's japanese you *ssh*l*e!"

I don't know what the f*ck is going on here, but I love it wholeheartedly.