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Site Title: Shut the fuck up with your God damned Helios.
Site Domain: stfuhelios.ytmnd.com
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Kempton
Created on: 2006-07-27 07:47:26
Image Origin: Me/ Helio commercial
Sound Origin: House of Pain (Everlast) - Back from the Dead
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2006-07-27 07:50:16
 
I'm more annoyed that these movies can't even spend a few bucks on a movie site, oh no, they make a myspace.
2006-07-27 07:51:05
 
exactly!
2006-07-27 07:52:40
 
never seen it, problaly because im the the west of the rizzle but it does look gay 5d
2006-07-27 07:53:08
 
FTW!!! hahahaha!! XD pwn3d those nubz
2006-07-27 07:53:58
 
it's bullsh*t, not a phone.
2006-07-27 07:55:04
 
Thank God someone was thinking the sae thing I was.
2006-07-27 07:55:27
 
LOL...I love you man...
2006-07-27 07:58:14
 
All I got is snake on my phon...err handheld computer.
2006-07-27 07:58:29
 
Needs, I'm the best around.
2006-07-27 08:01:29
 
I started rofling irl srsly LOL
2006-07-27 08:04:03
 
excellent! i know exactly what you mean!
2006-07-27 08:04:29
 
people don't call an n-gage a phone either.
2006-07-27 08:04:47
 
SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!
2006-07-27 08:06:04
 
And here I thought that this was going to be about Battlestar Galactica.
2006-07-27 08:11:39
 
I lol'd
2006-07-27 08:14:37
 
You better trademark that last frame, before T-Mobile swipes it.
2006-07-27 08:15:45
 
AMEN BROTHA MAN, PREECH ON!!!!
2006-07-27 08:17:01
 
i wish i had a tetris box like you
2006-07-27 08:20:55
 
Lol, myspace on a phone... O.o
2006-07-27 08:23:54
 
GOD THANK YOU, srsly Helio has MySpace mobile, that doesn't make it a phone, it a mobile emo factory
2006-07-27 08:23:56
 
if hitler didnt have a beat he wouldnt predict the future
2006-07-27 08:24:10
 
the original Helios:
2006-07-27 08:25:18
 
dude, they should make a razor blade accessory for the helio, so you can really emo it up away from home, wooty woot
2006-07-27 08:27:30
 
Seriously, I don't need to see spoiled brats stomp around any more than I usually do.
2006-07-27 08:32:10
 
You tell 'em.
2006-07-27 08:38:27
 
ending got you a 5
2006-07-27 08:40:27
 
win.
2006-07-27 08:41:28
 
Too whiney imo. (I don't like those commercials either, but get over it already)
2006-07-27 08:43:44
 
yawn, who cares?
2006-07-27 08:44:18
 
Seriously If you buy into this helip bullsh*t you are retarded. A Treo 650 or 700 owns any of these crappy helip phones. Hands down the treo are the best phones ever. Also you can send files to it from your computer for free.
2006-07-27 08:45:55
 
"SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!" I concur. f*ck yo phone n*gg* -- buy another one you rich mothaf*cka.
2006-07-27 08:47:06
 
amazing... helios PWNED watch out sidekick! :D
2006-07-27 08:49:17
 
To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones.
2006-07-27 08:49:33
 
This is the wireless industry for you; the bottom feeders when it comes to "cutting edge" consumer technology marketing. I spent 3 years in the wireless industry; these are not especially intelligent or ethical people...
+1
2006-07-27 08:49:49
 
eaaak it wont lemme 5 it?!
2006-07-27 08:52:39
 
Nobody even mentioned the fact that they'll likely be charging you per kilobit transferred. Cell phone companies are some of the worst scum on the earth, next to lawyers.
2006-07-27 08:52:47
 
Don't forget, they compare calling their phone a phone to being racist against AzNsz.
2006-07-27 08:57:48
 
I like how the commercial is all awkwardly racist too....
2006-07-27 09:00:09
 
O.o
2006-07-27 09:00:32
 
never heard of it
-1
2006-07-27 09:01:01
 
I had nothing to do with this
2006-07-27 09:03:53
 
My phone has Tetris ftw Though haven't seen it over here on the east coast? What is it, some gay Cali cell phone company?
2006-07-27 09:04:49
 
well played
2006-07-27 09:04:54
 
Nice Rant
2006-07-27 09:05:03
 
I've never seen the ads, but I agree with using mobile networks for internet access - they suck!
2006-07-27 09:07:58
 
Awesome
2006-07-27 09:08:59
 
It's no cali phone company, I've seen it in missouri. "To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones." - Wow. That's one of the greatest comments i've ever seen.
2006-07-27 09:16:22
 
Helio sucks donkey ass.
2006-07-27 09:16:40
 
Its a phone goddamnit
2006-07-27 09:19:05
 
my thoughts exactly
2006-07-27 09:20:07
 
you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this.
-1
2006-07-27 09:20:14
 
My Phone also has tetris :) 3 for that, and 5 for pwning those ritch emo motherf*ckers
2006-07-27 09:20:38
 
I love you. Make more of these.
2006-07-27 09:21:05
 
Jesus Christ I'm not the only one who thinks this marketing idea f*cking sucks. It's a f*cking phone dammit!!
2006-07-27 09:22:06
 
2006-07-27 09:22:18
 
So true
2006-07-27 09:22:28
 
Never heard of it, and I can't say I care...
2006-07-27 09:22:34
 
you fail, please try again ^_^
2006-07-27 09:23:42
 
I always thought that girl said "Its got MYSPACE MOOMOO :'("
2006-07-27 09:31:00
 
^ lawl, it does. Or moomol. Such a retarded idea, and wtf, trademarking that slogan? laaaaaame. Sadly, whoring out myspace for their phone will actually give them some sales.
2006-07-27 09:31:35
 
Never seen those commercials. But good bashing non the less ;P
2006-07-27 09:35:34
 
Myspace Mobile is probably one of the most tragic things that i've seen in my life. Time to make a new internet.
2006-07-27 09:38:59
 
where is master po?
2006-07-27 09:42:00
 
hahahaha
2006-07-27 09:45:34
 
lol myspace....100x slower LMAO 5'd!
2006-07-27 09:46:50
 
but it has myspace mobile....
2006-07-27 09:52:11
 
Can I borrow your...phone?
2006-07-27 09:57:27
 
type "A" much?
2006-07-27 10:01:40
 
I DISPISE THAT PHONE COMPANY!
2006-07-27 10:04:20
 
Needs new music.
2006-07-27 10:08:56
 
5'd because you seem really mad :(
2006-07-27 10:10:57
 
5 for saying what I'm thinking.
2006-07-27 10:15:01
 
5 for truth
2006-07-27 10:16:40
 
i'll post my comment on my 'helio'
2006-07-27 10:18:10
 
5'd for the stupidity of shallow skanks that need myspace 24/7.
2006-07-27 10:21:28
 
*sniff* but it has myspace moble, that makes it great
2006-07-27 10:23:13
 
I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MERICA!
2006-07-27 10:32:09
 
Uh its a phone commercial not Jews, so why do you have to hate it so much?
2006-07-27 10:34:56
 
it's not a phone it's a feature? anyways good work
2006-07-27 10:36:22
 
The omitted line after "Don't call it a phone" is "Call it a tremendous waste of money."
+1
2006-07-27 10:44:40
 
0.o
2006-07-27 10:48:27
 
My phone has tetris too.
2006-07-27 10:50:15
 
get a f*cking blog
2006-07-27 10:51:08
 
change the music, but still 5'd for truth.
2006-07-27 11:03:54
 
ITS NOT A PHONE, ITS A PORTABLE MEDIA CENTRE... Oh wait, sh*t...
2006-07-27 11:04:40
 
Marry me.
2006-07-27 11:06:06
 
OWNEd... +5 for Helio suckage
2006-07-27 11:08:41
 
Made me laugh. Good rant.
2006-07-27 11:10:44
 
http://helioskills.ytmnd.com/
2006-07-27 11:11:54
 
1. This isn't a YTMND. It's just a scrolling whine. It belongs on the forum.
-1
2006-07-27 11:12:06
 
youre gonna get sued for telling people that your phone isnt a phone. only helio can say that their phone is not a phone.
2006-07-27 11:12:34
 
i hate them too
2006-07-27 11:17:31
 
OMFG so f*cking true!
2006-07-27 11:18:35
 
Very very very very nice
2006-07-27 11:22:14
 
I f*cking hate that commercial, if it calls people, its a phone, period.
2006-07-27 11:22:36
 
this is BEYOND true....maybe with their helios they can kill themselves and post their pics in record time
2006-07-27 11:25:07
 
this is so f*cking true and its so goddam annoying
2006-07-27 11:25:42
 
On the main page this said Shut the f*ck up with your God :D
2006-07-27 11:25:53
 
I HATE HELIO TOO
2006-07-27 11:32:09
 
I hate those commercials, too. Myspace mobile, for stalking on the go.
2006-07-27 11:32:59
 
i f*cking hate them
2006-07-27 11:43:33
 
2006-07-27 11:46:47
 
Finally someone takes a stand on this piece of sh*t! And I thought I was the only one who hated this ignorant/dumbass commercial. =P
2006-07-27 12:01:06
 
...but they have Myspace Mobile! :P
2006-07-27 13:43:35
 
Emo.
-1
2006-07-27 14:43:12
 
Add a TM after your little end rant for the 5.
2006-07-27 14:50:41
 
I didn't know ytmnd was a blog. go f*ck yourself.
2006-07-27 15:09:58
 
You could have bashed it better.
2006-07-27 15:16:59
 
Add a (tm) to the last frame. And the music seems... not quite appropriate.
2006-07-27 15:24:37
 
his anger shows i like it! 5 for you SIR
2006-07-27 22:25:10
 
and for that, I'm glad i DONT watch tv
2006-07-27 22:31:26
 
You should trademark "So don't you dare call it a f*cking phone, *sshole!"
2006-07-31 10:13:13
 
exactly your gonna get sued by helio for using there TM
2006-07-31 18:31:40
 
I hate that commercial too.
2006-08-01 20:57:30
 
"you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this." Okay. Even though I am advertising it, that doesn't mean they are getting money from this. It also doesn't mean that anyone is going to buy a Helio from watching my ANTI Helio YTMND.
2006-08-12 05:25:22
 
that is pretty f*cking annoying
2006-08-12 14:34:30
 
Yes sure the girl's parents insulted her boyfriend's culture, but when grandpa called it a phone, she started crying. One of the worst commercials ever.
2006-08-14 22:22:59
 
It's got Myspace Mobile! I can cry about my life, make suicide blogs, and have older men stalk me on the go!
2006-08-17 10:28:36
 
myspace
2006-08-21 21:45:49
 
Do you want to be my brother?
2006-08-24 00:52:57
 
exactly what ive wanted to say!
2006-09-05 16:06:42
 
Hate those commercials so much. And ditto on the movies making Myspaces now instead of a decent site.
2006-09-11 21:19:21
 
F*ck yeah! I hate those commercials too.
2006-09-17 16:06:41
 
LMAO five for you
2006-10-29 22:05:48
 
SHIIIIT! TETRIS IS LIIKEEE BORING! COLUMBS IS BETTER ^_^
2006-11-08 17:41:45
 
God I hate those commercial especially that stupid slogan too.
2006-11-25 03:34:36
 
LOL!!! It's a phone. OOOOO!!! NOW WHAT YOU CRAPPY HELIO!!! I SAD I WANTED A HELO CELL PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I WANT CUZ I SAID IT WAS A PHONE!!! NOW IM GONNA DIE OF LUKEMIA!!! or maybe just maleria
2006-12-03 23:55:55
 
lollerblades! Tetris, FTW!
2006-12-12 00:14:17
 
THANK you. Just cause you make an ad to cater to teens doesn't mean your phone isn't a piece of sh*t.
2006-12-12 14:11:59
 
5'd for standing up for free speech. I hate it when advertisements try to tell me what to do.
2006-12-12 14:12:47
 
2006-12-13 19:03:41
 
tetris > myspace
2006-12-15 05:03:39
 
Haha, You Owned.
2006-12-20 14:37:15
 
There customers are so emo, they need myspace mobile so they can commit suicide whenever they get depressed.
2006-12-29 18:15:09
 
EPIC! they have the sh*ttiest converage im sure.
2006-12-31 15:15:19
 
DONT YOU DARE CALL IT A F*CKING PHONE *SSH*LE!! yay this was good.. and TETRIS IS GOOD and what should we call your phone... a umm... Kemp?
2007-01-07 13:33:49
 
Woo, I'm not the only one pissed off by those smarmy commercials!
2007-01-26 17:10:47
 
Way to lash out at the work of a few copy writers at an advertising agency with Helio's contract. Jesus H. Christ there are annoying commercials out there but I wouldn't put these anywhere near the top of the list.
2007-01-27 14:05:12
 
its not a phone, its a piece of sh*t.
2007-01-27 22:44:43
 
I know its Everlast, but where the hell is this song from? What group/cd?
2007-01-27 22:46:45
 
Nevermind, I got it.
2007-01-30 17:34:16
 
You win for Tetris being on your cell- I mean, mobile... communication... um... device?
2007-01-30 17:41:08
 
tetris = very yes.
2007-01-30 17:45:46
 
5'd because I agree 100%; and i hate the way that guy who says "dont call it a phone" sounds. Also lol'd at tetris.
2007-01-30 21:00:44
 
If I can't call it a phone, then I'll call it a piece of sh*t.
2007-01-30 21:01:00
 
that's pretty funny
2007-01-30 21:02:15
 
tru dat
2007-02-05 00:37:33
 
It's not that funny.
-1
2007-02-17 13:30:59
 
yep
2007-02-17 23:56:19
 
WIN
2007-02-17 23:58:27
 
dude your amazing
2007-03-18 20:59:21
 
you...kick...ass
2007-08-18 02:23:45
 
Hells yeah
2007-09-20 04:42:24
 
I hate those, too. And since when did Myspace become the greatest website ever? Just a bunch of whiney emo f*gs, if you ask me...