i want one

BITCHINNNNNN!!!!

Why do I get the feeling this will become a fad if it gets in the top 15?

Oh my.

Thanks for adding the pic at the end because up until then I thought this was some kind of really, really well-played joke. Dude. Military industrial complex.

I want to drain life from an animal

o_O???

i want one tooo

dude thats fricken awsome

just what I need to survive the apocolypse!

Zoinks!

Finally I can survive an attack by a bear, dog, emo, rabbit, duck, radio, soda, emos, and even NEDM.

is this a joke?

I mean, Jinkies!

I want one so I can roll around and form a giant ball with others and have a little cylandrical shaped colorful guy pushing us around.

That music is bitchin'. Could you post a link to the full version?

haha BITCH'n!

I hope this is a f*cking joke, because if not, I just found a new pit for my money.

WHAT ABOUT THE FACE?!?!

holy sh*t

is this for reals?

zOMG! I want one of those survivaBALLS XD

LOL

It IS a joke by a pair of activist artists called the Yes Men. They stage elaborate pranks like this, often at corporate summits --> http://www.theyesmen.org/ There should be a link to the SurvivaBall thing at the top.

http://lolfunnie.ytmnd.com/

decline beat me. yes, its fake, a nice little invention by the Yes Men, who make seemingly real parodies of websites that convince people to the point where they get invited to do lectures for the company they make fun of. too bad, i want one. 5 for fooling so many people :P

lol, thats awesome

i cant wait to see how many others post that its real after these comments...

wow WTF

That's a brilliant hoax, but definitely a hoax. It actually had me until I went to www.halliburton.com and couldn't find any trace of it. Plus, halliburtoncontracts links to other corporate sites that make it more of a dead giveaway. But it totally had me, and I was trying to figure out how it drew energy from animals.

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

excellent. you truely are the man now, lasagnabomb!

Lol, survivablueball machine?

Drain... life from an animal...

hold on, if its fake, did you make it yourself lasagnabomb?

Put me down for 4...

look at the image origin lol

u can use a deer to power it...or the coworker who doesn't own a survivaball

:)

they will take over the world!! also cocks

It's Kabuto!

Holy sh*t, Halliburton is a supervillain. I just know it. They're probably trying to create an evil army.

What...what the?

top 14

Completely ridiculous, lol

wait, what...?

I would buy one

Katamari survivaball... I am waiting for it! =P better already been in production.

lol?

Dubya. Tee. Eff.

I bet the SurvivaBall is even equipped with Tomahawk cruise missles

...and naturally, our homes are still not animal-powered. Stupid oil megacorps.

roofl IT HAS MISSLES IN IT

Draining life from living creatures haha

lol, evil corporation mockery. 1

It looks kind of interesting, but how the hell can you draw power from an animal?

Survivaball FTW

5'd for ?

ftw, new fad.

gimme gimme gimme!!!

what in the f*cking hell. win.

WHAT THE F***? HAHAHHA

LOL!!! (what if you face-plant?)

LOL

this seems useful, lol wtf

I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not. But even if it wasen't the sheer idea and reduculousness of this thing is funny enough. 5'd! HAHA ANIMAL DRAINING POWER!

Is this for real?

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what up with the saound...FAIL

lol commenting to break chain

Akadjjoel, you only have one song for all your ytmnds... stfu

ur sound broke my ytmnds

Survivaball would be kickass. If it werent for smelly, dirty hippies (like the ones who made this parody) we would have an ACTUAL survivaball. f*ck HIPPIES!

OMG WE TOOK A HIT FROM THE SS EBAUMS!! YTMNDS ARE TAKING A SERIOUS LOSS OMG NOOOOOO

o_O?

THE SONG PLAYING ON EVERY YTMND IS A COOKIE. DELETE YOUR COOKIES! IT WORKED FOR ME.

Upvote it NOW! DO IT!!

...

Draining life from an animal ftw.

I want one.

Katamari time.

I noticed this device is similar to Samus's Morph ball... We may have a counter fad! O.o

lol

UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPVOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!

VOTE THE 5's My Children UPVOTE FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Yeah, any blight that isn't sharp.

I'd rather drain the life from the hippies that do this then the elk. Elk at least serve some sort of purpose in the ecosystem.

I can't beleive it's real...

I am so f*cking bummed this is fake. I wanted so badly to believe it but I was on the website and noticed that the thing had an optional rocket launcher inside it, which didn't make any sense.

OMFG thats all I'm ever wearing.... ever...

That can't be real :D:D:D

stupid and stolen from the stupid. you're 4th generation stupid.

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

"stupid and stolen from the stupid. you're 4th generation stupid." No, he's 3rd generation stupid. Despite that, I will 5 it only because that made me laugh the first time I saw it (which was months ago)

:P

I don't care if it's fake it's still amzing.

lol, the yes men

the prank/site is funny.

ROLFROLFROLFROLFROFLROFLROFLR

omfg..i need..one...NOW

http://www.halliburtoncontracts.com/about/

i don't understand this

I'll take seven!"That'll be 200,000 dollars." I said I'll take seven, as in I'm taking them!

needs more NEDM.

I want it so a bunch of them can join and make a gaint robot

I want four

It's Kabuto! This comment wins.

I WANT ONE!!!

freakin extreme

But can it survive NEDM fire?

dick cheney can already drain the energy from animals without the survivaball.

nice

Damn, i kind of it was real. But i had some doubts because i couldn't figure out how the hell it gathered energy from animals.

Wow if this is real I'm totally buying one, draining the life out of a completely calm Deer, then hovering around on some water claiming I'm Jesus, lol.

obvious fake, but reall they should make something like this. I'd buy one.

How the hell do they expect to not get in trouble for taking animal resources lol

I like this YTMND

oh my

bad music

holy f*ck halloween costume

WTF KINDA INVENTION IS THIS?!

Pwnage. Gimme.

Great

WHY IS THIS ON NSFW?

I don't need one of these! I'll be the one causing the carnage as I watch all you people in your little blue balls struggling for dominance in a newly anarchistic world! Enjoy.

http://survivaballweakness.ytmnd.com/ try to turn SurvivaBall into a fad~~

The article about it is awesome too. I love this part in the beginning: "This technology is the only rational response to abrupt climate change," he said to an attentive and appreciative audience.

this cant be real, like i know they have the site showing it, but it must be a joke by them.....i mean wtf drain life? this isnt WoW

I have no idea how this got moved to YTMNSFW.

Dont blame me, I voted for the other work safe

That is so ghey, going from about 4th in top viewed to ytmnsfw because some dilweeds like to screw over other people

wtf is this nws?

wtf??

vote work safe.. this is really gay

It's NSFW because some of the mods are retarded.

well there isnt anything that constitutes nsfw, so it should be changed back to work safe

This is totally WS.

who can get this fixed?

I think if everyone votes SFW maybe it goes back?

It had me when it sucked the life out of the deer

wtf, is this thing real?

it is real. what the hell are these people thinking???

haha that things pretty badass

That is insane

this is real?

Survivaball! I need one!

that's deep

i want one!

WHERE DO I BUY ONE???

That made me lolx5 So you get a 5!

i want a survivaball!

I WANT ONE!

I love this...this will change the world.

its an elaborate hoax, google haliburton survivaball and like the 3rd or fourth link down explains it.

I'm wearing one right now.

HALLIBURTON LMAO

hahahahhahhaha, My father works for the H. I hope he gets one.

I do not get this in the least little bit.

APRIL FOOOOLS???

That sir, is why you are a dumbass.

LOL Cute.

dude, if it's the end of the world, and I see some rich bastard in one of those things, I'm just going to shoot them in the face and steal it.

Halliburton has an awesome sense of humor.

XD wtf its real?

It's f*cking real!?!?

Lol, Halliburton

THis fo reals?

what if you land on your face, owned, 2 for poor execution

survivaball ftw

m'gonna get me one of these.

LOL WTF

dude i want one

Haliburton is run by crazy old men.

lol, perfect work maaaaannn hahaha :D

Amusing.

f*ck i want animal power

5

So, does the SurvivaBall protect you from random attack of NEDM?

i was gona 4 then lol, survivaball came up, then it was insta5

you fail, please try again ^_^

Awesome. Sell the idea.

lol! i want to drain deers

stolen 1

Yes Men pwned yo ass. I knew right away it was them, I've seen the movie =P.

Should I know wtf is going on?

the yes men ftw

Those look awesome already. I'd like one now.

I wish it was real. I want to draw power from living things dammit!

i smell fad

This is awesome, so is the music, where can i get this song?

I smell fad.

How do you poop?

"stupid and stolen from the stupid. you're 4th generation stupid."

NEDM can tear through this suit no problem D:

I'm still confused as to whether or not this is real or what. That pic at the end baffled me.

ok im in

omg that poor moose

sh*t...

WTF? ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF? This is the most retarded thing I have EVER in my life seen. Drain the life from an animal? WTF?

I WANT THAT LIKE KIRK DOUGLAS WANTS SUNDAES!!!

is this like that phalic manager suit from the movie 'yes men'?

4 because you looped it into a Gif but did no editing

People here are easily entertained.

That looks fun!

And totally looks like ball is raping the elk.

W...T...F!?

What the f*ck ?!?!? Is that thing for real?

fived for causing me to second guess myself as much to google for the real haliburton site

Bubble Boy?

haha, thnx to cwitz for telling me about this

I would pay hundredsd for one of those.

F-ing amazing.

You sir, have started the greatest fad ever. Thank you.

superbe

wtf XD

haha, the illustrations are awesome

How the hell do you drain the life from an animal?

rofl!

Sigh... I was going to commend whoever made this on their sense of humor, until I found out that it really exists. On that note, if you're in the ball, how do you switch out the "arm/rotor/sucker" things?

.....*cough*...well...im speechless

IceBeam stole my comment!

^_^

i need one

what happens when you land on your face?

I want one ! WIN !

uhh what shou;d i say? i should'nt read stuff b4 thingd haspperbhj

animal drainage!!

Wow.... I thought it was cosplay...now it's just wierd. I mean...does it need 6 arms?

Sadly they weren't designed to survive Cheney with a shotgun.

looks like fun! lol

;D

lol, wtf, why was this on their website??

weeeeeeeeeeeee!

hahaha

sweet tunes

Epic win