Its gotta be fake but 5'd cause telemarketers are *ssholes

THE POLICE ARE READY. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL! YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE YOUR LAST NAME ALEX?!?!

she sounds like an autistic hick

Yea I couldn't think of a good image to use, but. I knew the internet had to hear this.

This is just to damn funny..."You are a rapist!"

Wow all you have to do is say your not interested and hang up. She needs more than therapy.

It's hilarious how calm he is through the whole entire thing. xD Alex:..that sounds like a threat to me. .... ...... Are you threatening me ma'am?... Lady: *screams blood murder* Alex:...

Jesus christ, I f*cking hate batsh*t insane people like her.

You NASTY son of a bitch!

"You are a terrorist!" "Ok..." "You are a rapist!" "A rapist? That's a little much."

You can hear it in a minute, you can hear the click......... I heard a click.

lol

lol

AWESOME

I used to work as a telemarketer. Ah, this brings back memories.

i would be a telemarketer just to hear these kinds of calls.

What's cloudsong?

I have a new found respect for telemarketers.

i would have to smoke A TON of pot to be as laid back as that guy was

Woman: "You are a Rapist" "You are a Terrorist" "MY SISTER WAS GANGRAPED" Man: Wtf... Lol i would have hanged up, no sale is worth talking to a crazy lady!!1

Digg this: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/Insane_Telemarketer_Phone_Call

"u nasty son of a bitch" lawl

sweet jesus that is the craziest f*cking thing i've ever heard! any news on what happened to the dumb bitch?

I heard a Click

I want to find this woman and slap her to death.

YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE'RE FIGHTING IN IRAQ

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER *GAAAAASP* is going to be the biggest thing since the original "You're the man now dog" soundbite - possibly bigger. Let's make some headlines.

this could be an awesome fad. somebody make one with tourettes guy.

Funny but it would be nice to know the backstory of what the f*ck she's mad about.

never before have I sided with a telemarketer

Wow. . .she's. . .really crazy. . .

I can now almost understand why people kill people. Almost.

Haha, he just keeps saying "ok", "sure", "that doesn't bother me". This guy rules.

"YOU HURT PEOPLE FOR A LIVING NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY NASTY" XD

"Funny but it would be nice to know the backstory of what the f*ck she's mad about." - she did mention being called every 15 minutes throughout the night. I think that would push anyone over the edge.

omg i want to kill her

"Do you have a grandmother???"

Oh the more I listen to this the more golden gems I hear that are going to be in so many future ytmnds

that lady is a scientologist!!

Poor guy. I never thought I'd see the day when I felt sorry for a telemarketer.

This lady is living in a fantacy world

"she did mention being called every 15 minutes throughout the night. I think that would push anyone over the edge." I think she was BSing there.

Cause of death: phone ringing O.O? Sounds like a post hoc logical fallacy, and an idiot lady.

That girl really needs therapy.

Has she ever heard of the Do Not Call list?

omg! get her number and user internet relay

he should have finished with... ''so ma'am how much ARE you paying for long distance calls?''

AWESOME YTMND!!!!!! That was soooo funny!!!11!

The world is full of crazy people. This call doesn't surprise me one bit. Surprised you all haven't heard this kind of crazy sooner.

Your friend's friend's brother is a terrorist and a Rapist. Also I am the king of the world and I will audit your taxes. Also people have died. Also best phone call ever.

YOU'RE A LYING CRUEL um.....A LYING CRUEL CRIMINAL

way to fake to be funny

I'm surprised this didn't make my ears bleed. What a f*ckin' crazy bitch. Too bad the quality is so low.

O....K. XD WTF, she called him racist even though he didn't say any racial slurs. lol

If I was him, I would have said "If people are 'dying' because other people call you, then that's your responsability. I'd suggest keeping a private line for such things." I mean, cellphone, LD walkie talkie, SOMETHING. Thats just her fault for being irresponsable. Who's the life destroyer now?

Rmeinds me of "IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN! AHAAAAHAH!!!" Holy sh*t c*nt, hang up the phone. Seriously, why did this guy stay on the line so long? He must have done it just to record it. I really like the clip, but I gotta 4 you because really, the audio does all the work. Needs a better graphic.

PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL

"i'm getting a calm down" Wow, I want the number so badly, PLEASE!!!

This is hilarious

i love this/ i cant stop listening!

I work as a guard at a small business and you wouldn't believe the type of BS people come up with. On a few occasions people have told me I was breaking the law. One guy clamed I was camping on the property (that is illegal where I live BTW) one guy clamed it was illegal for the business to be closed for the 4th of july (same guy thought it was a government agency not a private business)

"You don't have to give me your last name, Alex? D:

poor alex. I bet she has turettes. MATM. Mother's against Telemarketing.

I was just abused, I can call you whatever I want

imagine her reaction to internet realy chat

Your taxes will be audited...wow, and I thought my customers were crazy!

sorry, *tourettes

i guess she dosent know that he is just doing his job. if she wants to bitch at someone then she can bitch at his maniger and not him. that stupid mother f*cking dumb f*ck. people actuly get paied quite well to be a telimarkiter

Well, it's funny, but not a YTMND.

I am simply speechless... But I bet this shows up on eBaum's pretty soon if it isn't already.

^^popsman.. its picture-sound-text, of course it is a YTMND.

How odd.

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sounds like she needs an EMT

I have to be honest with you, I have been listening to this alot. I have never done that ... WOW... This woman are ... wow

Wow, this woman is NUTS

I'm not even kidding I would beat this woman till she stopped breathing, people that are this arrogant deserve to die.

You're a rapist!

that woman on the phone sounded like she had a bit to much prozac.

this CANT be real...

Simply amazing.

This woman is f*cking batsh*t insane. I bet her "lawyer" is one of her multiple personalities and her mobile home is filled with cats

Got her number? Il give her a ring.

Three people died, litterly. NETM!!! Not Even Telemarketers

lol

Wow, she is PSYCHO.

That reminds me of the mom from Malcom In The Middle for some reason.

He keeps his cool, so he wins. Being illogical ftl. Telemarketing does not equal gang rape.

...also I heard a click

Comment #3: Crazy lady notwithstanding, what makes this certifiable comedy gold is the timid, calm tone of the telemarketer throughout the ordeal - he sounds adorable. (lol I'm a chick not gay)

I wonder why this has about 8000 more views than all of the other ones.

LOLLLL. I give this guy huge credit for being so calm.

5'd

judging from her choice of words and the mentions of the "organization" she must be a scientologist

As much as I hate telemarketers, this lady's insane. If say I got hit by a truck the same day a telemarketer called, the lady's logic would assume that I was killed by the telemarketer. You can't blame telemarketers if they piss you off and then you go do something stupid or dangerous.

i think her phone number should be given out ^_^

My God, that woman got owned on so many occasions.

"Are you kidding you don't compare yourself to rape?!?!?!"

I hate telemarketers but this was funny.

Borderline much?

wow

YOU ARE A LIFE DESTROYER! Wow how did that woman get so crazy?

I love how the guy is just sitting there laughing at it...That was probably his best/funniest call all day...I would do the same thing..Listen to crazy people because you have to have some hilarity at work. lol

that was awesome

o god my appendix

Did you hear the click? .......I heard a click....

You called my number! *GASP* I love how whenever he makes a perfect counter point she sounds like a pteradactyl "WRAAAARRRRR"

WE NEED HER PHONE NUMBER!!!

Wow this woman needs something to do. Bake a cake!

1

Why did I 2 star it earlier?

holy f*ck

YOU'RE A RAPIST!!!!!!!! A RAPIST!!!!!!!!! ROFLCOPTERS!!!!!!!!

HOW DARE YOU PLACE A TELEPHONE CALL!!!!!

I wonder how long it will be before embaums world steals this?

OH MY GOD!! That was THE funniest thing I've ever listened to! Such comedy potential! This is like "They're not CHRISTIAN" lady times a hundred. Yes, she is a raving lunatic that needs to be hospitalized for the sake of all mankind. I especially liked when she got so upset that she had to go into Turret's mode. If I had her as an EMT I would jump out the back of the ambulance. Haven't people heard of a thing called a CELL PHONE?!

My own crappy attempt at a remix: frontiertelemarketer.ytmnd.com

LONG but so f*cking worth it!

doesnt surprise me. where i work i get these f*cking psychos every day. they should be nuked.

Oh... my... God........ say hello to Cloudsong kid's mother

o_O

Telemarketers raped my girlfriend, and killed my mother.

What an empty life this lady must have. It's kind of sad, but only kind of; mostly it's hilarious. The best part is this actually made me feel BAD for telemarketers. I don't believe that has ever happened before.

5 for crazy *ss bitch lady

your friend's friend's brother killed my aunt... and she was raped ro something too

i heard a click

Wait a sec! I just heard the part where she said that telemarketing is WORSE than GANGRAPE! AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Someone needs to take some paxil.

WOW, HOLY sh*t.

someone stole her cloudsong.

A telemarketer were responsible for my dog's death...and President Lincoln.

*cough* Scientologist (auditing)

O_o o_O O_O O_o o_O XD XD XD XD XD

"I had a friend who was gangraped"

The scary part is that she’s still out there…somewhere…maybe even living next door to you!

This lady has NO Class.

i say we prank her.

No wonder her apendix ruptured.

Well wait, if she's taking like 8 minutes to call this guy and complaining about how people can't call her for ambulances, what about the people who could have been trying to call her? gasp.

that bitch is f*cking crazy...telemarketer=terrioist?

What a fat c*nt.

Wow your friend is one calm guy.Wow.

telemarketers are annoying but not that bad

O my god I had I headache at the end :O but 5!!!

Hang up and call the cops perhaps?

Actually he probably didn't hang up because he thought this was too funny.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL, BANANA PHONE, BANANA PHONE.

lol

Did she believe any of thwat she was saying?

Perhaps... she had that planned for a while to do to the next telemarketer to call? Pranking telemarketers is fun.

damn

lmao, for the first time in my life I'm rooting for the telemarketer!

sigh...

This could be the next cloudsong

wha- dude, if a telemarkter calls my house i just pick up and scream a 4chan meme. but alex id officaly cool for stay completely calm the whole time.

OMFG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!

wow... that's the saddest thing i have ever heard.

PROZAC

"my friend got gangraped cause of her telemarketers, you are a rapist!!!!!"

Good thing we have strong people like her to root out all those terrorists and rapists. lol, id've just given her my last name and told her to go ahead and see how far she gets.

1st class psychobabble. In it's prime.

She sounds exactly like my aunt.

I hope she gets hit by a bus

Holy sh*t...

YOU..YOU RACIST..you life destroyer..you hurter..you hater

This is the most epic phone call EVER!

it was pretty funny

hilarious... probably fake though.

YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYTHING WE ARE FIGHTING IN IRAQ

well holy sh*t! she's freeeeeeking out! she probly just died of a ruptured appendix by going on that whole schpiel!

Oooohh man I think that lady died from a heart attack after that call. Oh well, another name for her list

You are a life destroyer, terrorist, rapist, dnuifasudaosdnfasodfn nasty nasty nasty nasty. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I hope that the woman finds out about this and someone films her reaction. I love seeing annoying bitches get shut down.

overall not an impressive YTMND, but that crazy woman. . .wtf?

I NEED THAT NUMBER. PLEASE, GIVE ME SA MUCH INFORMATION ABOUT THAT NUMBER AS POSSIBLE

She kinda reminds me of Don Vito when she shouts her garbled messages. Your friends friends brother struck gold man.

Alex is the f*cking man.

That guy remained pretty calm through out that. :)

what an abusive...hooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

was she on something?

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER (dramatic gasp)

wow, erm, i hate using internet terms but that guy owned the lady. then again i suppose she did a right good job of owning herself, in her mad state

I like it but it doesn't deserve the top 5 so down it goes...

Hahahahaha. What the f*ck.

OMG alex is on valium lol

Gold

She's gotta have issues beyond telemarketing. She needs therapy.

*GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!*

Wow wtf lol

SO YOU DON'T PICK UP THE PHONE JUST LET IT RING!? YOU'RE AN ABUSING SON OF A BITCH!!!!

Haha thats f*cking kickass

SERIOUS BUSINESS

That bitch needs therapy.

the guy who tooks this call has brass balls the size of church bells, i wouldnt of made it 3 mins into this conversation without laughing at her.

I love how he keeps his calm. Well done!

holy sh*t!! lolerskates

I'm going to join the bandwagon and 5 this!

I wish this was fake, but I know it's not. The internet needs a phone number.

i wonder if this is n64kids mom?!?!

I think she's a werewolf or something. AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I liked it, but I downvoted it because your username is sephiroth112688. I have nothing but hate for Final Fantasy.

your friends friends brothers fathers former jailhouse cellmate? yeah I believe you..... hahah

Brb, my appendix just ruptured.

Wow, people like this lady exist? I weep for my country.

Your wife will leave you, believe me.

^^ upvoted because Final Fantasy rules and FF7 is the best console game ever

AAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHA. Only in America could you find such stupidity.

Alex is so cool, his name is Ice.

She's creepy. I want to phone her ahahahahahahahh!

I would kick that woman in the face anytime.

i could listen to it forever! love it!

I will AUDIT YOUR TAXES 4 LYFE!!111 1!111twentyseven!111

Audited!

that bitch is crazy  ( the girl) .. I almost felt bad for the telemarketer.. Almost.

another can b found here -->http://crazy2.ytmnd.com/

AHGHAGOUHAGHHGaHhA "People have miscarriages" 'I had a friend, she was gangraped!!" and this relates to telemarketing calls how?

She sounds like pure evil. The bad quality makes this more awesome.

God i wanna smack her

haha, dangly parts

telemarketing is nothing compared to spam.

Telemarketers suck but he was the coolest guy ever... HAHA He is a rapist!!! YOUR A RAPIST!!!

damn

Yeah, I kinda wish stuff like that would happen to me. What a f*cking psycho bitch!

my appendix just ruptured 5

She could've done more with five words: "Take me off the list."

she is quite sane.

I think its great where she just starts yelling incoherent sh*t just to interupt the dude. Kudos to him for handling it so well.

Rage Against the Answering Machine

That dude owned her ass.

god reminds me why i stopped doing tech support

repost of this with a courtroom scene image = another 5

Holy sh*t. Wow. That was hilarious.

when a telemarketer calls, you dont swear at them, you ask them what company they are calling from. then you check to see if the company were involved in breaching the data protection act with your data. THEN YOU SUE THE MOTHER f*ckERS IF THEY DID you can probably get at least £/$/€10,000. Go easy on the caller, its not their fault that they called you, the number is dialed randomly on the list. That woman was wrong to shout and abuse that guy.

"You don't have to give out your last name alex?" " Not if I dont want to." "...YOU SON OF A MOTHER F*CK..."

http://jistofit.ytmnd.com/ Quick summary of the best parts that i made, if you dont want to sit through 8 minutes. =p

NASTY, NASTY, NASTY!!! xD lmao

this is my new FAVORITE ytmnd. Your friends friend is now indeed the man now dog.

This is simply amazing.

i had an appendix rupture because i take the phone too seriously

OK, there's pranking a telemarketer, and there's completely batsh*t psycho. One's funny and deserving, and the other is wrong and stupid and just as funny, for the other party.

Do you have anything to indicate the clip is yours before the internet steals it?

Great!!!

gold

http://ungodlytelemarketing.ytmnd.com

omg, great, just awesome.

"PEOPLE HAVE DIIIEEEEDDD because of telemarketers.." holy sh*t she makes telemarketers sound like Scientologists!

I'm a pretty laid back guy, but I would have snapped at that bitch. I would laughed in her face and then hung up the phone.

She mentioned that Alex and everyone he knew will be audited... does that make her a scientologist???!!!

This woman needs to f*cking get a job at the telephone and realise how hard it is.

what the f*ck....