i want her phone number so i can be a rapist too

YOU ARE UNGODLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL REDNECKS "YOUR A TERRORIST, YOUR WORSE THEN ANYTHING WERE FIGHTING IN IRAQ"

Ya she talks about the ploice listening, then she talks about how she is going to contact the police. She forgot her lie!

COULDN'T STOP LISTENING DESPITE HOW ANNOYING THE PYSCHOTIC LADY WAS. REAL OR FAKE, YOU SHOWED ME THIS = 5

"You're a rapist!" "A rapist? That's a pretty far strecth." "Are you kidding? I have a girlfriend who was gang-raped!" XD this is an awesome ytmnd

Batsh*t insane women for 5's...

dum bithc got pwn!

Mother of god, this needs to be on the Hall of Fame just for the Alex guy keeping his cool and not destroying her.

He deserves a raise after staying calm through that.

OH MY GOD. "YOU ARE A TERRORIST". LAWLS.

"your wife will leave you, believe me!" ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ive been skullf*cked by a telemarketer!!!

Hehehe now thats a f*cking crazy whore maaaan!!!! lol mfao hahahaha xDDDD!!

lol? silly whore, tellemarketers are for kids!

lol man seriously, I can clearly see this crazy bitch being a scientologist lmaoo hahahahaha!!

+1

This is the best thing ever.

can someone tell me this ladys phone number?

my appendix exploded while listening to this.

+1

YOU ARE A HATER HURTER LIFE-DESTROYER

Alec should get payed more to put up with this crap. LOL OMG

ah well me and my miscarried fetus and my exploded appendix 5'd this anyways.

"That sounds like a threat to me...."

"did you hear that click? I heard a click"

+1

Now that I think about it, she sounds like someone I go to school with. Coincidently, She's f*cking psycho too...

does ur friend's friend's brother still have this woman's phone number?

That was amazing.

"AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"...also cocks

Holy f*ck that's a crazy lady!

SONOFABITCHSONOFABITCH, AOOOOOOO! I deal with crazies on occasion as a cashier, but never on a scale like this...

I don't want to listen to the whole thing now, but I should at some point. Fived because I hate telemarketers. -CSM

Your brother's gonna get fired, but this is amusing.

You're a lyign sonofabitch, lying sonofabitch! You--you, OHHHHHHHHH. You call people RRRAFHGARFHRFUIRGH!!!

Wow...she is crazy, and hes not bothered at all. "People will call you every five hours!" Lady, you dont always have to pick up the phone, there is a such thing as an answering machine...

Dam, that bitch is wacko.

LYF DESTROIR!!!1

Haha. What really makes it funny is, he's probably being payed by the hour to listen to that. So the dumb bitch is making his check easier to get. XD

"I hope they play this tape in court some day, mam." I love this man.

Sound quality was horrible, other than that; go america!

"I heard a click." "....ok...." FREAKY!!! O_o

Thge Police Are listining! here, listen.... Did you hear it? I heard it.

WTF LOL

Okay, she hurts my brain.

"You're a lying, um... You're a lying cruel criminal!" "...ok"

Woman: Did you hear the click? I heard it. Marketer: ...ok.

rofl crazy bitch

He deserves a raise and a promotion after that call. "YOU CAN'T CALL ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!"

OMG im gonna call the police on you, can i have your first and last name? GOLD!

lol, PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED!!!1 PEOPLE WHO COULD NOT HAVE GET TO AMBULANCES!!!111 well your wife will leave you ... YOU DON"T EVER CALL A HUMAN BEING. IT IS SO LIFE DESTORYING THAT PEOPLE CANNOT FUNCTION. YOU ARE A TERRORIST

Oh my god....What an idiot...

my friend's mom's brother died from a ruptured appendix when a telemarketer called.... and he recorded it too

DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK? I HEARD THE CLICK!

The mother of cloudsong kid. Why isn't this titled Telemarketing is serious business?

penis lol

lol as said earlier, itd be pretty funny if sum1 could leak her number/email

"YOU CALL PEOPLE'S HOUSES?!?!?!"

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! *gasp*

Omg.

Someone needs to take their medication.

That lady seems to dislike telemarketing calls.

death by telemarketing

I'd hang up on her, either that or mess with her really bad.

telemarketers suck, but wow.....

I'd giggle the whole time and bring up the fact the police arn't listening. Wait, You didn't hear the click? I heard the click, I swear, Nasty Nasty Nasty!

lol, pure gold.

Wow what a crazy bitch. She is so f*cked up I don't understand how she is so messed up because she is f*cking crazy.

lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololo

owned

It would be funny to skype that bitch =P (sorry for double post)

Wierd.... AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

thats awesome that the telemarketer says that he would just hang up

frigin hilarious. HE MUST BE ON HEAVY SEDATIVES!!

Loved how the guy was like 'Mmhm. Okay. Yeah. Sure.' through the entire thing.

Damnit, forgot to rate :P AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LOL!! telemarketers cause miscarriges

Winnar.

You are now a Ytmnd Legend....-waits for the fad remizes-

She has a point I was Gang-Raped because of telemarketers.

What a crazy bitch.

This woman needs a CHILL. PILL.

I would hope that releasing this audio isn't against company policy. If it is, then 'kudos' to you for having the balls to release it to us for a good laugh. That bitch needs therapy.

She's right, Telemarketers are murderers and life destroyers.

stop laughing, that was my mom!

holy crap that was funny

YOU ARE A HURTER

One could weave so many great YTMNDs out of this one eight-minute conversation.

the best part was when she claimed she had her appendix ruptured.... ahahaha! she needs to get laid.

These kinds of people usually end up showing up on other online submissions like YouTube, where they are the screaming person who doesn't stop screaming.

I love how he just stays calm while she PMSes

LOL HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

cloudsong's mother?

rofl @ taxes audited

Three people have died. LITERALLY.

lol

YOU ARE A RAPIST!! MY SISTER WAS GANGRAPED!!

I only listened to the first 2 minutes or so. I'll take your word for it on the rest.

I'm willing to bet those three people would have died regardless. Two of them were probably morons anyway. This YTMND = GOLD.

How do you rape someone over the phone?

Very funny, guy stayed deadpan and was great. "You don't pick up the phone!? You're wife will leave you!"

"WE HAVE A LISTS OF DEATHS..." "I think you'd have a hard time proving that, ma'am..."

roflmao.

OMG.

Oh... wow!

I wouldn't never become her ennemy ffs

HOLY CRAP GREAT IDEA: A COMPILATION OF ALL THE FLIP OUT YTMNDS. Someone leet enough, please do it...

Holy f*cking sh*t, I swear this is the same woman from my Crazy 911 Calls CD. Screaming about her cat and the police. Seriously, this voice is almost exactly the same.

Telemarketing is serious business.

prozac much?

"PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL" - Imagine that pressure, sheesh

Jesus christ this bitch needs a nice gangrape.

YOU COMMITED A FELONY! YOU CALLED MY NUMBER!!!!!! YOU CALL PEOPLE'S HOUSES! WHAT IS YOUR TAX NUMBER!?!?! PEOPLE ARE DYING!

god damn that bitch is physco. i mean i don't really care for telemarketers but damn if you aren't interested then just hang up you. that bitch needs to die haha. someone get her number so everyone at ytmnd can call her lol.

for the rest of your life!!

oh my...

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

Death because of calls!

What a pussy *ss man, I would have already sold her half the state of Alabama by the time this call ended.

you called my house alex WOOOOOOOOO

DAMM!

1 for that bitch,hes justa kid trying to make money,thats what most telemarketers are.

She sounds like a lesbo

lol

seventeen? Why would you feel bad for the guy? He's a murderer!

ROFL

Ah batsh*t insanity, the way of the future.

You are a life destroyer!

PEOPLE HAVE DIED

This woman lowers the average human IQ by about 43 points. f*cking kill this bitch. I got a Remington 870 12 gauge with 3 1/2 inch F shot with Superior Shot choke in my closet, anyone need it?

HE'S A LYING CRUEL CRIMINAL FOR CALLING THAT INNOCENT LADY!

Holy sh*t, hilarious!

WTF @ people saying they would hang up.It would be too entertaining to hang up for me.

*Gasp!* You son of a bitch! Yuu're a... a... life destroyer! We have a list here! A list of people who have been killed by these calls!

f*ck telemarketers. They deserve sh*t like this.

wtf?

lol, she phailed at life

"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANG-RAPED!!"......think i saw a porn like that once

"GIVE ME YOUR FIRST AND LAST NAME" Yeah, likes THATs gonna happen.

Dude, do you have a transcript of this? This is awesome.

oh sh*t, since when does the YTMND symbol change dependent on how many stars the site has? damn, I must be out of the loop .... http://content.ytmnd.com/assets/images/alogo_5.gif ... change the 5 from 1-5

Seriously, someone needs this bitch's number so YTMND can show her what "your phone never stops ringing" really means. :D

hahahahaha 5 5 5

Im thinking maybe she's a scientologist

Wait, which one had the harassing phone call?

that is freaking crazy

lol that bitch is so f*ckin stupid

YOU SON OF A MOTHERf*ckER!

Telemarketer Guy > Crazy Woman Who Needs Therapy

YOU NEED TO GET THIS LADY'S NUMBER

I think she needs a good old fashion Lobotomy.

I wanna f*ck her so hard!

PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL!!!!!

I just listened to the whole thing. Now faved.

If you can acquire this lady's phone number for the use of the entire YTMND community, you will be considered a god.

I had a friend who was raped. I can tell you, rape is much more life destroying then telemarketers.

where did you fine this?

This isn't what YTMND is meant for, but when something's this funny it's hard to care. I love her random outbursts and yells. She seems to interrupt herself a lot. Also, Howard Dean.

smack this bitch wow

YOU SON OF A MOTHERFU

I heard a click.

Sounds like a threat? Last time I checked it isn't illegal to call a number. lol

Holy sh*t, she's f*ckin nuts!

I've been on calls like this before. f*cking hilarious.

God warrior? Is that you?

"Circle gets the square." Best comment ever.

''U SON OF A MOTHER FUSAKADJKDHJAS'' That bitch seriously needs some help

Sh*tdamn. She needs to snatch his *ss in a beartrap. Leave that telemarketer swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock Glock. Know what I'm sayin'?

I don't understand how anybody could stay angry at him for the full 8 minutes... PS. "People die" "we have records of people who have died from calls like this" and my personal favorite of that record, "Miscarriages". Can someone please explain how a phone call could cause somebody to have a miscarriage?

Holy crud

wow what a f*cked up woman.. lol

...and the tape keeps on playing, lol.

i have died from this telemarketing call

What a crazy bitch. 5 for being calm and collect the whole way through.

sweet jesus that is epic.

Telemarketers are obligated by law to give their first and last name, as well as the company they're representing.

Incredible! Her gasps are nothing short of epic. 5555555av

They aren't required to give their last name. Their first and the company they represent is the first thing they say when they call though. If she wasn't spazing out, he would have been allowed to give her his employee ID so she could register a complaint, but the internets have no sympathy for people who spaz out on the messenger. Bitch.

My girlfriend was GANGRAPED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

TELEMARKETERS ARENT CHRISTIANS. THEY ARE UNGODLY.

What a wench.

One person dies every 5 seconds because of telemarketers.

lawl

lol republicans

Telemarketers will kill you

f*ck the what?

soooo good.

"We cannot win!" lol, off medication

insane

This is BRILLIANT! I love how she gasps about everything. f*cking psycho

omg thaat sounds like my grandma XD

ROFL she asked what he does when he goes to the bathroom!

ROFL! she called him a racist

Do you by any chance know the crazy lady's number? We can all give her a call =D

That guy is awesome.

wow

Check out http://deantelemarketing.ytmnd.com/

further proof that ALL NURSES ARE NUTS!

I COULDN'T LISTEN TO THE DAMN THING BECAUSE MY COMPUTER KEPT FREEZING

LOL Can i talk to your supervisor? I am the supervisor GRROOOOAAAGROOOOO!!!!!

How... Wow... How did that guy stay so calm? He must have been getting some mighty good head during that phone call.

I heard a click.

That's life-destroying! HE'S A RAPIST! (I have a list here of people who have DIED because of telemarketing!!!)

Jesus, what a psycho. This woman is positive proof for genocide and that is quite disturbing enough. The guy doing it was only doing his job, he needs kudos for being so cool with her.

LOL

"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANG RAPED BECAUSE OF TELEMARKETING CALLS!"

Dear YTMND: http://www.infamousx.com/CallBombPHP/call.php

it feels just like i'm at work!

"Your wife will leave you, believe me." - ROFL

On one hand, she needs to go to an asylum now. On the other, if she goes to an asylum, how will we ever hear the sequal?

If I could have one superpower, it would be the power to punch people in the face over the phone.

ALEX GO!

PEOPLE WHO HAD MISCARRIAGES...BECAUSE OF THE CALLS.

hilarious

5 for Life destruction

lol wtf

I agree with her completley, my uncle is still a virgin because of these calls

Microsoft Sam is that you?

This is even better if you let this play in the background: http://havingabaddayv2.ytmnd.com/

lol, rape

Oh noes! Telemarketers are terrorists!

WOW.

XD! Obviously telemarketing is the equivalent of terrorism and racism. I'd LOL in her face if I met her.

omfg lmao

YTMND is not your LOL FUNNY SOUNDZ repository. Even if the sound IS funny, you did just about jack sh*t to make it that way. Your creative output =0. I would vote into the negatives if I could.

"I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANG RAPED BECAUSE OF TELEMARKETING CALLS!" I died when she said that. XD

Your children's teacher will know what you have done! We'll have your taxes audited! Your GRANDMOTHER will never have a normal phone number again! You are a terrorist! You are a racist! Guys, people DIE from telemarketers, please stop, we had enough. :sadface:

i never thought i'd say this, but i sympathize with that telemarketer.

This would have been made perfect if he had tried to sell her something at the end.

And I thought that my hate for telemarketers was strong. Strong enough that I'd make it illegal, period. But this woman makes me look like an emotionless vulcan.

fake, long, sh*tty

Also, "friend's friend's brother" is just another way of saying "I dun stoled dis off thuh intertubes."

"This would have been made perfect if he had tried to sell her something at the end." lol thats what i was thinking

rofl...................... thats just so funny....

that woman should be steralized

She may be the woman who lived near my dad's old offices. She claimed truckers gave her lukeimia, and is constantly taping the parking lot of the 7-11 near her house.

the guy calling the woman is actually getting a kick out of it. Far into the track you hear him say "I hope they do play this tape in court ma'am" and you hear him chuckle

Rage issues. O_O;

ROTFL. That guy needs a raise. XD

Wow - after hearing this I definitely have acquired sympathy for the devil. (the devil being your friendly neighborhood telemarketer.) The way this woman bounces from (mild) coherency to incomprehensible RAGE scares me more than it makes me lol. Reminds me of Tourette's, except these outbursts seem intentional.

I laughed so hard I nearly cried

funniest thing EVER

Thats the funniest damn thing iv ever heard of!!!!

Help, I can't call an ambulance because I'm on the phone with a telemarketer!

this is comparable to ungodly or cloudsong

I assure you this is true my friend posted it on livejournal after recieving it from his friend.

this is what scientologists actually believe

LOL the guy is so mellow and answers to bluntly while the woman has akward pauses with his answers LOL OMFG GENIUS

nobody give her a weapon of any sort, k? not even a squirt gun

YOU ARE A TERRORIST, YOU ARE A RAPIST! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAS GANGRAPED, SHE SAID TELEMARKETERS WERE FAR WORSE.

not a good YTMND but a great sound clip 5 stars