"hold on wait for a click" *cricket* "i heard it :("

He should have actually Gotten 911 on the OTHER line and had them listen in and got HER jailed for threats.

Not a big fan of the telemarket fad. :(

APPENDIX! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *head asplodes*

you rapist

LIFE DESTRUCTION... PERMANENT LIFE DESTRUCTION!

OMG, I wish when i did telesales i got someone like this, YOU ARE A RACIST!

Life destroyer!!

WINNER! 5 and fav'd!

amazing

catching up on my voting now that I can again! I haven't been able to vote since early June

A telemarketer called earlier, and they told me to have a nice day, and I said YOU DON'T! Now I feel bad. ;_; Somebody console me. ;_; Next time one calls, I'll say thank you for enduring crap like this. ;_;

:)

k

I change my vote to 1 since its on eBaums. I don't care if they stole it from you, the fact that you havent tried much to get it removed shows support for eBaumsworld. Nice going c*ckf*g

-7

Why were you at ebaumsworld?

If he somehow made a sale at the end, he would have been an epic telemarketer.

Wow...The only thing that could have made this funnier is if Alex had said "Are you all right? You sound like some just stole your cloud song." He'd my vote for greatest thing ever said by a person, right behind AOOOOOOOOO! I am most definatly getting a telemarketing job.

Also 5'd

that woman went batsh*t

wow that woman is full of sh*t. What a psycho

bad quality and not too good of a pic, but none of that matters when it is this funny!

I want to download this, where can i do this other than ebaumsworld?

Wait, miscarriages? Well, I suppose if someone got this stressed out over say...their Orange Julius being too warm...yeah, it's medically possible.

i love the argument over what a family is, thats the best

Wow, people are actually supporting the telemarketer. I'll take crazy lader over telemarketer any day.

I want this bitch's number. PM it if you figure it out. I want to know how the F*CK she thinks that she will not get KILLED in court.

You are a terrorist!

Bauman always goes for the cheap ones, that I can tell...

WTF is this?

BEST YTMND EVER!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAH CRAZY BITCH!

"Everybody has a family ma'am..."

8 minutes and she never mentioned her Cloudsong! Boo!

just a waste of time, its not even very funny

Your friend is obviously a Muslim, rapist, drug abuser, fantasy wife having, terrorist who rapes for fun. HE SHOULD BE ASHAMED!

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

LMFAO someone needs to find her email and send this to her!!!

OMFG gG psychob*tch ftw!!! Always there for a laugh, I commend the guy for keeping his cool. More than I can do!!!

This guy is my hero... that bich deserves to burn in hell. rofl

everybody has a family.. HAHAHAHA

"you are a muslim, a terrorist who rapes for fun".. gah sadly there are too many people JUST like this woman in the USA which makes the country so bad.

Holy Sh*t!

One reason why you don't want to be that guy... lol

Holy sh*t... I started laughing when he said he hoped it got played in court some day, that was hillarious... Sounded like she was enjoying the last part to "Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!" lol great...

We need her phone number. We'll call her every day for the rest of her life.

I'm surprised that woman is allowed to use a telephone.

"I heard a click" "The police are listening!" "You nasty, nasty,..." lolz, "People have died, because of your calls!"

he kills people by calling them? Interesting...

wtf was that persons problem. but very funny

ha, the telemarakater sounds like a cool guy

More Lithosuction. See probably needs it.

WTF XDXDXDXDXD

NASTY NASTY HOBBITSES

Hahaha... "I'll Audit your taxes every year for the rest of your life!"

This was hilarious.That lady... reminded me of the mother from VCPR on GTA:Vice City, only 50 times worse, and 50 times funnier. This is comedy gold.

Ive heard this over a million times, and its STILL funny...

That bitch needs to take another suck off her crack pipe, snort another line of coke, then shoot up lead with a f*cking hand gun.

lmao, did you hear the click ? I heard the click....

Hi there ma'am can I intrest you in some cutco cutlery?

how many cloudsongs can one take from someone? HOW MANY CLOUDSONGS? OMG I'M CALLING THE POLICE.

"Your wife will leave you" "I'm not married" BRILLIANCE

5 stars for being "nasty, nasty, nasty"

"Sir i need to talk to your lawyer i just talked to mine" "YOU STOLE MY F*CKING CLOUD SONG" "I WANT YOUR LAST NAME NOW YOU F*CKING CREEP" -someones got to make a cross lol

LOL! whats this thing where she goes *ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh* LMAO. best ytmnd ever!

Life altering damage from answering the phone >>>>> Life altering damage from being raped

that man is a god for putting up with her!!

YOU ARE A RAPIST!

omfg funny. good sh*t, if you have that crazy lady's phone number put that up lol.

lol. excellent, laugh the whole time

XD That was great. Love how the guy is perfectly calm the whole time. Gold. XD!!!

HOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Daaaaamn, that bitch be crazy.

lol I really admire this dude's calm and coolness, I would be soooo pissed off if this woman started f*cking with me

I would love to call this lady and impersonate a telemarketer :)

how much of a threat is auditing?

you win, keep up the good work. ;D

I love this so much. I wish I had a transcript so I could quote it readily, but I'm scared to listen again.

I'm TheFlyingShoe and I approve this ytmnd

Uh dude, you got this from Ebaums traitor. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/crazy-lady-vs-telemarketer.html

HOLY SH*T! This is f*ckin' hilarious...This is why I don't answer my f*cking phone...I would probably get like this

Incredible. You win the internets.

Soon i'm going to be calling YOU. Muhahaha... yea i'm gay. lol

I've been doing telemarketing for a couple of months now, not had anything this bad yet.

That lady deserves to be locked up. Alex has the tape, has the number. Google the number, get the address. She'll be in a crazy house in a week!

He's a rapist? Dang... It's not his fault he's doing his job, crazy lady...

Just use a cell phone?

I must have this dumb bitch's number; lol, crazybitch. GG Alex, you win.

Ummmmmmmm.

EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY!!! SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN!! AAAH!!!!

haha!! CLASS!!

tell the telemarketer dude, that he has one of the highest resovles of anyone i know. Praise be to him. We should hang out some time

maybe this belongs on the forums, but some telemarketers kept calling my work cell phone, so i started calling them from work and putting them on mute, or i'd hang up when they picked up... the only way i could get them to not call was to file a complaint with the fcc. damn foreign call centers.

Appendix rupturing from a phone call? TERRORISTS!!!

life destruction! PERMENANT LIFE DESTRUCTION! you hater

God damn, send that lady to the asylum.

now i see that evilw ill always triumph. because good is dumb

I hate telemarketers just as much as this lady...probably even more...but this phone conversation by her gives people like me a bad name. Die bitch. Has anyone found this lady's phone number yet? Harass :)

Call her and tell her the calls will stop after she assassinates Fred Phelps.

LMFAO idont feel bad for the guy, sounds like he was kinda having fun... haha, i know id mess with her... lol

YOU ARE A RAPIST

I'm just going to say that I can't stop laughing my head off at this.

lawl

XD F*ck off bitch.

lol HATER HURTER LIFE DESTROYER

+1

Someone needs to learn telephone edicut 101

is there a transcript for this !?

Gee wally, today I learned that telemarketing causes; murder, terrorism, and not just rape, GANG rape. Gee whiz, I'll never telemarket again 5'd

NASTY! NASTY NASTY!!

I can't figure out if this lady is f*cking with Alex or not and that concerns me

your username suck

Next time a telemarker calls I'm sending them this link.

Awesome.

You call people's houses?! 0_0 Oh no!

HAHA! What a dumb bitch! I rolled when I listened to this! GREAT JOB! 5/5

Its hard to believe there are people like that...

I Gangraped her friend!!!!!

lawl

I think she's off her meds...all 20 bottles of them. XD

Wow...there are better ways to deal with telemarketers.

Ha! this lady sounds like my Mom!

She is your mom...

This is one crazy bitch.

god i prefer this to how to prank a telemarketer anyday!

+1

that lady took pcp, and smoked meth before talking to that guy

wow look, a telemarketer call on ytmnd, but this one doesnt get 52 million hits a day...hmmm wonder whats going on with the other one.

the picture on this is actually pretty essential

you dont get to ask me any questions lol

it sounds like a guy impersonating a girl btw.

"This lady rocks! I love this! I wish I could know who she was calling, what organization she's part of, and how those people died??? Did they get a telemarketer call while someone was killing them?" ------------------------------------------ **phone rings** person: OH MY F*CKING GOD! HE GOTS A KNIFE! but i'll stop running to answer the phone! **dies**

wwinnnn

I don't get it. Why's she flipping out?

HUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

Wow, she is insane!

YOU SON OF A MOTHER F*CKER!!!! lol. pretty good stuff. why would you wanna harass her via email neway? she prolly doesnt even know how to use one. otherwise she would scrap the phone and use only email lol.

That chick was nuts....*High fives telemarketer*

psychobitch

Everybody has a family, ma'am.

how in the hell did this crap get 4.5 stars!?!?

-1

dude if the crazy ones are the best in bed, this bitch is f*ckin pamela anderson!

"the picture on this is actually pretty essential" It's interesting, I always picture the guy looking like that now.

I love when she calls him a rapist!

I wouldn't listen to this without having to yell back, this guy wins for staying calm through that.

I can totally understand this call. I work for AOL tech support and we get crazy people like this. I bet his finger was pressing that mute button like a jiggly titty and his sup has her on speaker and everyone is laughing their *ss off cuz thats what we do lolz.

"you dont EVER call a human being"

5

+1

You are a Terrorist! You are a murderer! Oh my god, O_O people die if they are killed! Lawl!

Oh god, this is gold.

+1

What a bitch!

+1

This is so much better than How to Prank a Telemarketer. seriously. I love this one.

I prayed for a call like then when i was a telemaketer

lol i want to see a video of the court vid

You don't want to give your last name *UUUUUUOOOUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!* people have died from this and people have lost their mind and you don't have to give your last name, Alex? .. - not if I don't want to. - YOU SON OF A MOTHERF... rofl

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER UUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... You don't have to give your last name alex? - Not if I don't want to -. Long pause. - YOU SON OF A MOTHERF*CK Omfg

I just had a workout. My f*cking ribs hurt

What is your insurance number i- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

+1

YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR LAST NAME, ALEX!? - Not if I don't want to. - - - - - YOU SON OF A MOTHERF*CK-!!!!!

+1

crazy phsycho bitch

Hillarious! Never thought I'd see the day when telemarketing could be attributed as a cause of rape!

Is this woman a coke addict? Seriously, she has problems...

+1

its funny, how everyone said organs were being ruptured, because as I am typing this, I have severe cramps. really

Holy sh*t go throw yourself in a well, woman

+1

Haha, she compares telemarketing calls to rape. I definitely lol'd, but it made mad that this idiot lady is complaining about phonecalls when people all over the world and dying and suffering from things much much worse. Plus, a permanent solution to her bitching, that crazy lady can just unplug her phoneline, silence the ringer, if it's a newer phone, or don't get a home phone and just use a cell phone. That's what I use, because cell phone numbers don't get telemarketing calls. I beat the system! PWNED!

+2

haha, forgot to 5 it. where did you get this sound clip from? maybe we can track her. even better. someone edit the grape lady noises into this. im sure no one would tell the difference. LOL.

Derka Derka Mohammed Jihad

+1

Ahaha. Telemarketers are killers! :O

+1

I hope she goes to jail!!!

+1

Solution: Cell Phone. :O

+1

Whatever happened to that psycho bitch, anyway?

+2

OMG HES SUCH A HORRIBLE BITCH FOR LETTING THE PHONR RING AT HIS HOUSE!!!! A RINGING PHONE MUST ALWAYS BE ANSWERED AT ALL TIMES!!!!

+3

"I'M GETTING A CALM-DOWN..."

+2

Does she no what racist even means?

best 8 minutes of my day, hahaha.

+2

How is he not laughing? I'd be in tears of laughter just imagining how much she's jumping around and waving her arms to no effect.

+2

incredibly gay

-6

Alex seems like a bit of a weiner

-1

lol such an annoying full of sh*t bitch, totaly pwnd by the guy on the phone.. i bet at the office that guy was working at all this co-workers were LMAOING all over the place listing to that crazy bitch haha

+1

Simple Solution: Unplug the phone. Real tough sh*t.

+1

Kiddin' aside, this woman is genuinly upset about something. Getting called every 15 minutes by telemarketeers, even into the night, sounds totally ridiculous to me. There is a larger problem here, and yes this phone call is somewhat amusing, think about it.. damn. Btw im european, and the average amount of telemarketeer phone calls is like 2 or 3 a week.

What's her number?

+1

I can call you ANY swear name...

+1

"YOU'RE WORSE THAN WHAT WE'RE FIGHTING IN IRAQ!!!!"

It just gets better and better every moment... *tisk* *tisk* *tisk*

+1

lmfaoooooo. What a c*nt. I have no idea how he was able to stay calm or even not laugh.

+1

aside the other crap the person was saying, the telemarketer DID commit a crime by saying that he didn't have to give his full name. Legally, he has to as a telemarketer.

-1

This sends a shiver of authenticity down the spine of anyone who's ever worked in a call center. Even if you're tech support like me, you know how it is.

+1

how did this get back up on the top viewed? also, did this ever go to court?

-1

I had to stop drinking my soda because of this. Really funny though. YOU ARE A LIFE DESTROYER! YOU ARE A MURDERER!

+2

I love how he laughs the end. I wonder how hard he laughed about this afterwards?

+2

I've heard this a while ago, f*cking crazy bitch listen to her "AHAHAHHHWHHAHHHHHHHHH!"

+2

It's baaaaaaack! I love this so freaking much.

+1

I didn't laugh once.

-3

i dont know about you, but -i- heard a click

people have died... literally.

+1

I would choke dat bitch srsly

+1

HE'S NOT A CHRISTIAN, AAGH!

+1

oh. wow. WHAT IS YOUR TAX ID!?!?!?!?111111