5 days = 188,321 views + 3,618 votes + EBAUM STEAL!!! Your ytmnd officially pwnz!!

ebaums stole it! write a letter, damnit!

Dude, you need to pimp slap e-baum. I think the YTMND-E-Baum war is going to round two...

god, that is some f*cked up sh*t!

lol, rape accusations

really unfunny

about the ebaums thing. This punk did not ask for any use of this clip. Everyone else whos used it (outside of ytmnd) has asked to use it. I have emailed them asking to remove it. I have sent a message to my friend advising him to do the same thing. Thanks for all the support.

it's just annoying. the fad sites this spawned are also annoying.

I love how calm the guy is the whole time.

He was so cool and collected through it all. +1

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :O

He is a terrorist because he calls people's houses?

july 25th 2006 7PM Eastern Time, Ebaums Raid, say "i agree" if your in

We need a rallying point!

july 25th 2006 7PM Eastern Time, Ebaums Raid, say "i agree" if your in or better yet, repost this

he handled it so calmly i envy his patience

she sounds pissed off

Great! Props for you!

Internets War II (IW2 for short) has begun.

Hahaha I would of just hung up on that bitch or messed around with her.

This is getting old.

Wow, gangraped because of telemarketing. Well whadya know...

saw this on ebaums world, stop stealing content from him.

i just don't see how an 10 minute clip of a fat bitch screaming constitues a phenomenal ytmnd? it reminds me of my mother too much.

... jesus christ... why didn't he just hang the hell up!?

If I had the opportunity to beat the holy f*ck out of this woman with rabid squirrel, I would.

rapist or racist? o_o

who gives a sh*t

5'd because I laughed. Downvoters FTL.

I sense someone being possessed. On the scale of 1 to 10, I say, 20 outta 10 percent possessed. Personally, I think the telemarketer wins in this case 'Ok' 'Yeah' 'That's fine by me' 'Thats ok'. She gets had by a few words. And goes even more mental. 'I hope they play this tape in court someday' - I hope so too. I hate telemarketing, but he kicks her arse by far. 'Your wife will leave you!' 'I'm not married'. *awkward silence*. I love how she can't even scare him, and keeps trying when she fails.

Genuinely funny.

hahahahha, i laughed so hard at the part where he goes..."Well, everybody has a family m'am"

Its really annoying but ebaums steal = automatic 5

I bet he was laughing the whole time, silently. "YOU ARE A TERRORIST!!!111one"

Never thought I'd be siding with a telemarketer... Man, that woman was psychotic!

Beautiful.

"You are a terrorist!" XD I mean seriously she's a nut job. I now have more respect for telemarketers. LMAO

What a psycho. Even the guy couldn't help but chuckle in the end.

Ah, this just makes me want to be a telemarketer. "Three people have died! LITERALLY!"

Crazy telemarketer? The bitch is crazy not the telemarketer! He's also,"not a CHRISTAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"

...Forgot to rate.

too bad bauman stole this

1'd for stealing from the internet and then claiming somebodyy else gave it to you.

Dude, how do you feel about e-baum raping your sh*t?

sephiroth: maybe you can get an audio clip of the Alex guy saying "You're the man now, dog" or something, to confirm that you got it yourself?

Ever heard of hanging up? And BTW telemarketing isn't against the law.

As much as I hate telemarketers, the guy who sat through this on the other end should be hailed as a god. If only we knew the woman's phone number...

5'd for great justice

what. the. f*ck.

Amazing, the inituation of a YTMNDer.. 'this will be on ebaumsworld soon' 'EBAUMS AT IT AGAIN is made' creepy

NEDM! DOODODOODODODEDODAADAADDEEDADO DO DO DOOODODODODADADADADADEDADEDADO

http://www.vitalsecurity.org/2006/07/more-website-wars-ytmnd-vs-ebaums.html

"1'd for stealing from the internet and then claiming somebodyy else gave it to you." Baron....go f*ck yourself

Incredible, I love that guy with all of my heart.

post livejournal link

this... is... fantastic...

Too long for a 5.

LOL. Deaths because of calls.

Knowing multiple people who share this guy's name, I am proud to say you have served it well. *salute*

Holy crap, HILARIOUS!

kill ebaum's f*ggots stealing this NOW

I honestly admire that mans patience.

Some of these f*cking kids are so stupid i'm surprised they didn't get lost on the way out of the birth canal. Honestly, if this was stolen I would've expected to see some downvoter's link to another source before the whole e-baum debacle happened. Isn't this what usually happens when you don't properly credit a source? DIAF

Why in the hell would you hang up? Thats the funniest sh*t on earth. Where in god's name do these people come from. Can't we start sterilizing them? Sweet christ i will pray every night for that lady to die of rectal cancer.

Her house has been broken into? its a felony? OMFG what a f*cking retard i cant get over how retarded that lady is. Thank god that kid recorded that. I f*cking love that guy. I would've stayed on the phone just as long.

where can i get this ladies phone number? i dont care if its long distance, i must call. Please if ANYONE knows that phone number please tell me.

Funny but too long.

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Omfg. ahahahahahgaha

wow, i love how people think you stole this from him instead of visa versa.

well either way its still funny. but im in belief that its original, and am on your side rather than a repeat offender.

When Ebaums stole it, that should have been enough of a clue that your site sucked ass. Bauman never steals anything of quality.

HAHA, awsome. man it's pretty amazing how ebaums can take credit for other peoples stuff.

Hoax.

hoax or not.... doesnt matter.... f*cking hilarious!

Haha, nice one.

WRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

'You have selected Microsoft Sam as your telemarketers default voice.' Seriously though, what the f*cking hell? Funny, yes, but im gonna say an 80-90% chance of being fake. This is why you get an answering machine. Usually, telemarketers give up after the first couple seconds of the message. Answering Machines + Unlisted # + DNC = little to no telemarketer calls. And I dont get the whole telemarketer calls = rape idea she has. Can you hang up on someone raping you? No, you can't.

Whoa, whoa, hold the freakin' phone! Did she say it was a "LEGAL threat"? With the police on the fuggin' line?! There is no such thing! If you threaten someone over the phone and there's a recording, that's means for a court order! That goddamn old hag coulda been sued for every dollar she had!! It's happened before...

"You are a rapist! I have a girlfriend who was gang-raped!.....You nasty nasty nasty!" LMFAO!!

I also gotta wonder how telemarketer calls cause appendicies to rupture. And the sh*t about people dying because they couldnt call 911? Yeah, cause its not like they could hang up and dial another number.

This was great.

way too long... this hurts my neck

The lady must be shot in the face over the phone line ... that's a must!

HOES THESE DAYS.

Sorry man, f*cking eBaum.

This woman is a charter member of Citizens Rageing Against Phones. (C.R.A.P.)

when i get a chance, i'll finally give it a listen. not that i need to: my 5 won't phase your overall vote, and the ebaum raid on top of it's popularity pretty much guarentees HOF.

hahahahahahahahaha that crazy ladies on prozac dude

That woman was crazy but she has a point. I always get wankers phoning me asking me if I want a free phone on contract. AND THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH. Arrrrgggh

Lol, The police are hearing in!! then like 4 mins later she is suppost to call the police and tell them his last name!! Lol, she is a noob!

5 because it made my spit beer all over the keyboard.

Why is it that being called a racist is more of a harsh accusation than say, a terrorist?

I honestly don't care if EBaum stole from you or not. He stole from SOMEONE, either you or LJ, and it doesn't matter who. The fact that he stole it in the first place is wrong. -CSM

This bitch is a f*cking retard. Life destruction from telemarketer calls? People cannot function? Goddammit I'd find out where she lives and kick her *ss Jay and Silent Bob style! lol

I'm going to let my phone ring in her honor.

"My girlfriend was gang raped because her answering machine was full!"

LOL!l!

It is amazing how you can get a high rating with such small effort.

I lol'd hard, thanks.

ahbhahahaahhh what the f*ck LOLOL WHAT THE f*ck MAN JESUS f*ckING CHRIST what the f*ck LOLOL man this is god damned hillarious hahahaha man this is the best sh*t i've heard in a while.

Gee, she USED to be an EMT? I wonder why she's not anymore?

I never LOLed SO much at BOTH the site and the comments, all you guys rock.

Nice.

fav for making something ebaums would steal

Awesome YTMND. Too bad it was eBaum'd. Douche bag.

What the f*ck

Dont downvote because you hate telemarketers, it doesn't make this any less hillarious xD

HES A RAPIST!!! Hahaha, this was hilarious. 5'd to counter the rare downvoter.

Holy crap. Sounds like my mom.

ace

YOU ARE A RAPIST

This is amazing

the rapist part was only thing funny. other than that, there goes 8 minutes of my life. i want them back.

"i heard a click!!!!!!" "ok?"

I'm the one who raped her. She was awesome.

shes seems loony, but i hate telemarketers probably just as much as she does.

it doesnt take a psychiatrist to diagnose this woman as insane

As much as I hate telemarketers, that was funny as hell.

Not as good as the cloudsong thing but still hilarious

oh my god, that was histerical. I hate telemarketers, but I applaud him for this.

I'm not a huge fan of telemarketers, but everyone's gotta work. I applaud this man for actually staying on the line to see what this b**ch said next. Heh...

This is funny. Telemarketers are annoying, but it's easy to not pick up (caller id) or hang up. Crazy lady is hilarious though.

My, God.. Now I Feel Sorry For Telemarketers.. Next Time A Telemarketer Calls, I'll Personally Thank Them For Going Through sh*t Like This Every Day.. Doesn't The Guy Ironically Sound Like The Guy From The AOL Customer Service Line Thing?

better than the scientology sh*t on #1... so 5'd

LMFAO, telemarketers do suck, but just f*ckin hang up the phone...

someone's PMSing

That's what's out there. Poor quality audio, so 4'd.

I apologize for missing the humor of posting an 8-minute long rant on a calm telemarketer. It didn't need to be 8 min since so much is repetition, and aside from the crazy woman there's really nothing funny in it. =

lol, medication

That ENT line is great.

Logged in to 5 this. Someone needs to get this woman's phone number... I just have to talk to her... I just have to.

Everyone dial random numbers till someone gets her on the phone!

Geez....seems to be the mother of the cloudsong kid. Either way, something's gotta be done about Ebaum raiding your ytmnd. Good work, my friend!

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER!!!! WWOOOLLEEEAHHHHH!!!! YOU SON OF A MOTHER f*ckER!!!!

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XD. The telemarketer is so funny. "Yeah, sure. Okay."

The woman behind there needs therapy.

... Stolen by e-baums...? Here comes another all-out war against e-baums... lol.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

GARGAAAHLS! SLACKICKS!

Jesus christ monkeyballs lol.

This makes me want to be a telemarketer

OMFG TERRORIST, lol

also telemarketers.

Pretty funny. Stuff like this isn't really my cup of tea. But she is damn crazy, that's for sure. Kudos especially since I heard this clip on the radio this evening, the station being 94.3 KILO in Colorado. Except they said they got it from EBAUMS, the bastards.

"You just let the phone ring? YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!" That is the most insane person on this planet.

I wish i had that job...

Annoying phone calls are definitely much worse than being gang-raped, or being a victim of Saddam Hussein's regime.

go away forever and never return please?

GJ EBAUMS STOLE IT GOOD FOR YOU!

I like how her ninja vigilante organization is so powerful that she has to call and ask to obtain the last name of a telemarketer. PS This gets funnier every time I listen to it.

f*cking housewives

lol @ other peoples' insanity.

OMG what a psycho. XD This is a fav totally. Kinda reminds me of the god warrior fad. "YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIAN?!?!"

This is fantastic!

What state prosecutes telemarketers as rapists? rofl. This woman is a psycho-out-of-touch-with reality-leftist. Check out the last comment about how he's a terrorist and worst than what we are fighting in Iraq. I'd use this poor bitch to sweep for IEDs.

I could listen to this for hours... I think I will.

You're a killer!!! die!!! i loves it, 5'd and fav'd

I would have no problem hitting that woman

How to deal with telemarketers: http://arnoldpwnztelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

XD!! LOL! BEST.SITE.EVER

How to properly enjoy this: open like 15 or 20 windows of it simultaneously.

actually Cwiz it's not that great

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool i like how she gasps everytime

TERRORISTS WIN.

LOLOL...I agree with using this woman as a sweeper for IEDs or a human shield in iraq... i love the telemarketer...he's playing it SOO COOL

She says Nazi 3 times at the end. This was incredible.

I work in customerservice and this is hilarious, people call me though, not the other way around.

i want to beat that ladies breain in with a bat, then throw her body to wolves, and burn whats left. thats how annoying she is, sure, imess with telemarketers, but all i do is act like a crazy person, i dont insult them, just scare them a bit. kinda fun really :) must be a tough job though

original audio by itself is great, but this is hilarious, i love it

LOL!! she sounded like cartmans mom from south park!

Holy sh:t!

I love her shocking gasp

I'm supprised he didn't laugh for all that time.

HUUUAAAAHHHHH

"i was just abused. i can call you any swear name....we will find out who all your female relatives are....your taxes will be audited!"

"A rapist? Thats a pretty harsh accusation!" I loled @ this. To bad ebaums bitch *ss had to steal it. BTW you can still register for his forums and spam it up with www.kproxy.com His crappy little block doesn't pick it up as a blacklisted proxy or anything :-D

Wow, she called him a terrorist, a racist, a rapeist, f*cking hilarious!!!!

Oh my God. I think that's my crazy aunt who's not related to my family. Oh my god.

AUDITS! SCIENTOLOGY!?

THIS GOT ON EBAUMSWORLD! :( http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/crazy-lady-vs-telemarketer.html

YOU ARE A NASTY HUMAN BEING

So Good, eBaumsworld just stole it! :P

Wait, so did we right? "PEOPLE DIEIEIEIEIE"

I think she's the mother of cloudsong boy.

"sunovabitchsunovabitchsunovabitch. . . i've got to get a calm down. . ."

"life destroyer" and "nasty" repeated over and over with all the gratuitous political stuff and the belief that telemarketing has given her various wounds and diseases seems to indicate paranoia schizophrenia.

ahaha wow what a psycho, she acts like every time a telemarketer calls someone dies, i mean comon its a minor annoyance at the most

you fail, please try again ^_^

YOU SON OF A MOTHER FU...

Hmm, rapest becuase hes a telemarketer. Yea. 5'd and fav :D

i hope she dies

"You're a hater, you're a murderer, you're a life destroyer!!! ......*sniffle* TT^TT" Armitage, I share your pain O.Q

this lady is a bit scary. I'm only a little bit in, but she really thinks the police will arrest him? And she thinks this is a felony?

"DID YOU HEAR THE CLICK?!! YEP!! I HEARD IT!!"

poor poor guy

crazy people make the world go round

damn dude that bitch is out of her f*cking mind. He's a rapist? Wtf hahaha what a crazy bitch

hahahaha what a crazy bitch. she needs to chill its just a f*cking telemarketer

I heard A click!

The police are READY.

ok, really, gtfo of the front page

telemarketing is serious business...

Alex wins.

This lady did meth and all she got was crazy. Great job!

I dont think eny one downvoted this mabe the world is changing for the better? ^_^ ...wait i take that back "zaz" did but hes sucking eric's cock so w/e

oh no!! my appendix!!! NO WAI

Hey, way to be an insensetive jerk. I really was gang-raped by telemarketers a couple years back. It's sh*t like this that really stings. Go to hell Alex.

That bitch needs to get kicked in the c*nt cuz her period's a flowin'!

oops! didn't vote! Alex sounds hot ;P

Wow. F*cking hell.

This ruptured my appendix. Awesome.

YOU ARE A RAPIST! ...rapist?

haha

Goes on way too long...

wow, did he call an insane asylum?

"Anyone Else wanna find that lady and give her the following line "Disconnect your phone you stupid bitch."?" - I'm with you all the way, Dariusz2k. Also, as usual, eBaum stole this YTMND.

In the voice of Chris Tucker "You one craaaaaaaaazy *ss bitch!"

Is this off Eric's site yet?

obvious case of possession...

Lol, she is funny as hell. And remember kids, calling peoples houses makes you a RAPIST.

"Your wife will leave you!" "I'm not married." OWN3D

If I was the telemarketer, it wouldn't have lasted 30 seconds. She implied she was recording the call. I would have asked; without my concent they cannot do that; I can hang up.

YOU NASTY SON OF A BITCH, YOU'RE A MURDERER, YOU'RE A HATER, YOU'RE A LIFE DESTROYER! This is amazing.

First Cloudsong, now this.

I hate people who downvote just because it's not animated. Rather deal with telemarketers than those people. BTW, too lazy to listen to the whole thing, so not gonna vote.

hahahahahaha

A terrible fad, not funny.

Ringringringringringringring... Bananaphone! OMG IT **%@#&@* RANG!

lol it's 100% legal maybe if she'd have some brain shed stop being such a f*cking retard, and fundementalist.

LOL!!!!!!! 5'd!!!

OMG I NEED HER NUMBER / EMAIL

shhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG?????????????????????f*ckoprzzsodjctme,vskjfsliejfshglei;eghilswpeori

LOL

This was linked on Linkydinky.com! expect a CRAPLOAD of views!

Ahah! A bit long bit so worth it! XD

first off, yeah, this was on ebaum's, so it's already been around. Second, for those who keep saying bad quality audio: you're all f*cking stupid. It's from a phone for christsakes. We aren't talking CD quality bandwidth

Gold! Pure Gold!

Whoa, that woman's nuts. She needs to be locked up.

lady: *bitching+swearing+bs* alex: *bored sounding* yeah. lady: *stunned silence, then repeat from before* gold. 5'd

That woman is either on something, or really paranoid, or schizophrenic or something. Maybe all of the above.

PEOPLE HAVE MISCARRIAGES!!

"i heard a click"

He Kept his cool pretty well. I do Tech Support and if someone was talking like that to me I'd just keep laughing at them.

awww ebaums took it now. just put it up this week.

wow sounds like my freinds mom