That guy was probably playing some game on his computer, as she was ranting.

"So your family lets the phone ring all the time? You son of a bitch!" I envy this guy's patience.

Greatest thing I have ever heard.

NASTY NASTY NASTY

I do not find this funny... Meh, but it is just a matter of taste.

If you woulda told "alex" a year ago that he would become a internet star on a site called YTMND.. :P

YOU DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH RAPE??

Are you saying you don't compare yourself with RAPE?!

Oops sorry about that...5 stars

XD WTF?! What a psycho bitch.

knowing that this is real makes it the more funny

GODLY

I hate telemarketers too, but goddamn!

Right after I listened to this, my neighborhood's association of firefighters and paramedics called asking for a $30 donation. lol, irony

if it was me on the line, i would have probably started laughing when it got to the part about the gang rape

haterhurterlifedestroyer Sounds like a Boy Hits Car song.

I don't see whats so funny. telemarketers killed my father. and raped my mother.

Republican bitch should get shot.

OMG That's a crazy *ss lady, jesus christ!

I HATE when telemarketers rape me, it really sucks

Wait... Someone explain to me how that woman made ANY SENSE what-so-ever! lolz I bet she's some lonely middle aged woman thats fat and has no job.

Wtf?

Wow, kudos to that guy for putting up with that dumbsh*t woman.

If that guy was me, I would chew her out hardcore. Anyone with me?

PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!

YOU'RE A RAPIST!!! MY GIRLFRIEND WAS GANGRAPED!!!!

this was annoying and unfunny.

i just added that audio to my i-tunes

Telemarketers are rapists!

f*cking. scary.

5 because it was mentioned on The Hideout

holy f*ck rofl

Hate against telemarketers is a wasted passion. If she gets raped and terrorized on Iraqi territory, then she can compare some f*cking telemarketer to all of those things.

lol, meth ?

this bores me

this is hillarious, i love how calm he is.

I NEED THE NUMBER OF THAT BITCH, NOW~!

666 favs? well im 667 now

What a stupid c*nt. He handled it well though, calmly, it only accents her stupidity even more.

This is awe-inspiring.

We cannot WIN!

Omg i really think this may be somone related to my MOM!!! omg my mom acts like this lol

This woman should be chained to a chair, and have a telephone stapled to her head and have to constantly talk to telemarketers 24/7 for the rest of her life.

my god this is brilliant. that guy amases me, he stays so calm that it almost seems fake, but then again I dont think someone could fake the anger of that woman without bursting into laughter

I need her number like JFK needed to skip that trip to Dallas.

Alex is one cool cat. A-triple-plus

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good find good find, faving this

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'd say shoot her, but then that makes me a terrorist. Oh, oops.

I'd like to shake Alex's hand. I had a similar phone call at blockbuster once, and I had no way to record it.

I think this lady needs a good dose of Scientology.

WTF? Is she a Schizo?

Hahaha, tell Alex I said thank you for this.

omg this woman is crazy. i have to say that this had to be one of the greatest or the greatest ytmnd that i have ever seen. just one more time this was great.

This is love.

I just can't make the connection between gang rape and telemarketing calls...

this is classic

i'd like to see her vs. the ungodly woman. telemarketers are dorksided.

She... she really has a lot of time on her hands to insult this man. If she WERE telling the truth, she would have already closed up the call and gotten the authorities or "her company" on it.

i wish i had this guy's patience

Alex is my new God.

And I thought working retail was terrible.

People were RAPED because of telemarketers!

I heard a click! :O

Do not try methamphetamine folks.

WE CANNOT WIN!!!

5'd but the woman is definately schizophrenic and is not "a dumb bitch" The mysoginy here is amazing.

LMAO This is the funniest thing ever!!

Solution to telemarketers(at least at night) unplug the phone.

holy sh*t i'd love to see this in court

I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

Does she really think the world is screwed up because of telemarketers?

Hahahahaha :D Great!

LOLZ AWSOME She needs to get laid... It would make a perfect combo with that crazy chicks society thing from dilbert

People died, because my answering machine was full. lmfao

She sounds like the woman whos part of that psycho church

LIFEDESTROYER!

Apparently she is called all the time every day. And from the looks of it, she spends eight minutes screaming into the phone whenever this happens, surprisingly, because telemarketers started to call in the middle of the night for some reason. This means the woman is constantly screaming. No wonder her appendix ruptured.

What the hell?

All you have to do is say "Please take me off your list" and they have to, by law. Geez, lady...

I never give one stars. :(

people die because of ytmnd's like this.

She just prolonged the life destroying by 8 minutes so she too is a terrorist

She is a scientologist.

I am gay, eat this downvote. Too long.

rofl this is insane

If this is real, this is the best thing i've ever heard.

why did she say hes a racists? and wtf does telemarketing have to do with gangrape?

I wish we had a picture/vid of her, "That girl needs therapy" good fad site a brewing!

No call list, you stupid bitch. :P

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH*gasp* FTW! Go Alex!

Oh, man. I wish I would've been on the other end of that call. Such entertainment!

Wtf? Lol funny!

Another reason to get a cell phone! Maybe this lady should get one.

Hee-larious.

Replace Telemarketer with Scientoligist and everything she said is true!!!

I want a transcript of this because that crazy bitch is hard to understand.

RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! lol 5'd, thats one crazy bitch.

holy sh*t it sounds like my sister on her PMS

unbelievable

i can call u any swear name cuz i have an appendix rupture from telemarketing

3 people have died literaly. Oh thank god. I thought they just died in a figurative sence.

OH SHI-! I HEARD A CLICK!

This is incredible. Poor guy.

Im going to be a telemarketer now!

It's like the psychos at the coffeeshop accusing me of giving them caffinated coffee. "No ma'am, you're crazy enough WITHOUT caffiene!"

This makes me want to get a job as a telemarketer.

I lol'd. "You are a terrorist...You are a rapist AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Somebody PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE FIND THIS LADY'S PHONE NUMBER. She never left her trailer into the real world.... this ytmnd makes me want to do bad things... PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE MY ANSWERING MACHINE WAS FULL!!!!!1111

stuff like this makes me want to be a telemarketer.

lol, gang-raping telemarketers

Life Distroyer for calling peoples houses tryin to sell stuff? o.0 wtb therapy?

Priceless.

I would freaking LOVE to be the telemarketer in that situation. Just so I could piss the lady off even more.

Someone needs to post that lady's phone number.

"You lied about your family?!" Alex is my hero

The one thing that lady hates more than telemarketers: http://crazyladyspoiler.ytmnd.com/

God Warrior V2 , I'll be back....

I only listened to the first minute or so but two notes: 1, telemarketers can probably get fired if they hang up. 2, she may have Tourettes (from the way she curses at him and then goes back to "normal" talking).

I think that's my girlfriend's Mom. That voice is so familiar, lol, and from what I hear she's makes just as much sense, too.

This is priceless. I smell a new fad.

EVERTYHING IS UNGODLY!!!!

I'd have that woman found and beaten to death.

How do people get this screwed up.

ok no f*cking way this is top 5

LOL, stupid f*cking b*tch! =D - https://www.donotcall.gov/

"ok no f*cking way this is top 5" Yeah that took care of it.

"You don't have to give me your last name, Alex?!" "..Not if I don't want to." "USONOFAMOTHERf*ck!!!!"

sounds like hes saying CAAAAAAAAW!

It sounds like acting. If it's not I'm killing myself because of the sheer embarassment for my race. :)

Somebody must've stolen her cloudsong

YOU DONT EVER CALL A HUMAN BEING!

oh my god...i'm really f*ckign speechless..please thank alex for me

Alex, the guy getting yelled at, is my hero. This was so funny. That lady insane!

This scares me. Very much.

THIS IS OLD AS DIRT

why the f*ck cant i rate this sh*t

holy sh*t, i want to be a telemarketer just to hopefully get a call like this...

HOW DARE YOU CALL A NUMBER! THAT IS ILLEGAL!

Alex is jesus. Seriously.

rofl :D

Five, perfect.

Oh my god, she FAILS. She was probably making up those stories as she went, like a five year old. People need to grow up xD

LOL

Dammit, my 5 didn't register :(

You sir, are worse than any terrorist. lol

hahaha, if she really is an EMT and couldnt get calls to go save peoples lives, then it's HER fault. answering machines are built with a delete button, not to mention, if she's an EMT she had better have a cell phone and pager so the hospital can get ahold of her hahaha.. oh wait, i forgot, he gang raped her pager, and used her cell phone in terrorist activities. NEDM

Isn't it weird how a lot of the time people would want to beat the sh*t out of Alex, because everyone hates telemarketers, but most of the people on YTMND are Alex, average guys with sh*tty jobs who have to deal with crazy *ssholes. I'm kind of conflicted here, telemarketers are total dickheads, but this woman is a total bitch and is on Alex's *ss really badly. So who do we side with?

KamunouHyena People need to grow up xD Yes, mental illness is cured by maturation.

Holy hell!

5, but use higher quality audio

This bring back memories, I used to telemarket, it pays damn good money if you can put up with the psychos and keep your sanity. I delt with a few clients like this. One whore just would not stop talking sh*t to hang up. Even when I put her on mute for a few to let her think we had disconnected she stuck around and was still talking sh*t when I came back. Off in her own little world. My own super ended up jacking the cord from the wall. 5'd for bring back repressed telemarketing memories.

all she needed to do was use a do not call registry.

no

I can call you any swear name.

Guys it's an OBVIOUS fake.

That guy, is my new best friend.

Hialrious, Props to alex for staying so calm.

get off top 15! this had its 15 minutes of fame, it's going to be like Batman: ualeualeuale if he doesn't go away soon

I heard a click. It was me clicking 5!

rofl i cant stop watching this

YOUR A RAPIST!!! "Im A Rapist? Come on thats a pretty harsh word" HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHUAH!!!!!!!!

Alex stayed calm the entire time, which would have been hard for me to do if I were called a rapist and a life destroyer.

top 5? jeez, what going on?

your a terrorist, racist,calls kill,hurt people for a living, and he is worse then Iraq, perfect.

http://ttm.ytmnd.com

ROFLMAO at this guy's reaction to being called a rapist.

Mam, everybody has a family. LOL

Holy mother of sh*t i've never been more amused in my whole damn life

It took me five days to finally listen to this the whole way through. Pretty sad, but not really YTMND material.

Did you hear a click?... I heard a click.

YOU DID A FELONY!

I can tell that this guy is trying not to laugh at her

Wow! Telemarketing = Gangrape? 0_o

Telemarketers raped my mother... and killed my father!!!

Getting mighty impatient with this being on the top 15 every day...

Wow... that chick needs to be monitored and kept away from sharp objects.

http://batmanterminal.ytmnd.com/

i did telemarketing and all i got was this funny phonecall

"3 people have died, literally"

hahhahahhaahahha omfg lol how'd u get to put a long clip on it? i mean they are a big size rite O__O

This YTMND has been the number 1 viewed for almost a week now. One of the most successful YTMNDs ever.

http://telemarketingsomesideeffectsmayoccur.ytmnd.com/

I dont blame that lady for freaking out, I keep getting f*cking telemarketers EVERY morning waking me up, I hate telemarketers, im just not as crazy as her i guess

Where can I get one of these Apendix Rupters? Sounds like an awesome weapon.

Preston and Steve, a popular morning show in philly, played this on the air today. Quite a famous ytmnd! You can download their podcast on itunes. Its episode 7-20.

Is that the God Warrior?!?!

This made my day.

wow i wanna prank call this bitch to mess with her cause thats bs that calls kills ppl. go alex

It held my attention for 8 minutes so it gets a 5

This lady is a bitch! People like this are the people that make me l;ose faith in humanity... There just so stupid.

taxes audited? oh dear! only white people...

For the record: Multiple telemarket calls = "gang rape".....we need to get her phone number!

LIFE DESTROYER!

I admire this guy for his patience. I would have easily called her every swear in the book for being such a nutcase.

:D

YOU ARE A RAPIST

Also: I am a telemarketer. Funny how she claims to get calls at all hours of the night given that solicitation is only legal in the US between 8AM and 9PM.

O.o lawl.

"You call people's houses?"

My friend was GANGRAPED! It's sad people like this exist, we need a number for great f*cking justice.

"A rapist? I bet you would have a hard time proving that ma'am"

Alex = stud.

*High-fives the telemarketer* She says people die because they can't reach a phone, but what about, oh, I dunno... AIDS?

it's true. my whole family gets audited every year and when we go to the do-not-call website, our computer gets spyware that makes the phone ring all night :(

This is one for the ages.

I like the part where she goes "sonofabitch sonofabitch"

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!

"We have a list of people who have died by calls." I wonder how that would happen? Caller 1: Hello? Caller 2: Bang. Caller 1: .... *dialtone* *dialtone* Greatest. YTMND. EVAR.

we need to get in touch with this guy Alex asap.

YOU ARE A TERRORIST!!! LOL

It's official, ytmnd is dwindling to nothing. I sensed it when PTKFGS came out, and the fads since then have only strengthened that intuition. However, this is the worst. If a worthwhile fad doesn't come out within the month, I truly believe ytmnd is finished because of all the dumbasses that are taking over this site. This isn't funny people, get it through your f*cking heads!

"You guys have no freaking heart. Some people really CAN'T function because of sh*t like this" its called a do not call list dumbass

How did this even make it to top 15? God, even ualeauleaul would've been funnier than this, and that's not saying much good for this site. Horrible, learn the truth, you humor-impaired imbeciles!

She needs some help. And we care why?

http://girlface.ytmnd.com/

hahah dumb bitch needs to STFU!i wish i was the telemarketer just so i could tell that lady she needs to unplug her phone so NO ONE ever has to listen to her horrible cigarette blighted voice again...haha

That woman deserves more telemarketing attention.

-gaaaaaaasp!!!!- etc. etc. -gaaaaaaaaaasp!!!!- etc. etc. etc. -gaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp!!!- What? AGHASFHasklf'hjalei Nasty nasty nasty!!!

crazy screaming ? http://youdonot.ytmnd.com/ : )

If anyone wants to know his full name... it's ALEXANDER THE GREAT. :)

f*cking crazy bitch should be fisted up the throat!

She fails at life.

You called my number!!! AAAAAH!!!

Wow, someone needs to chilllll.

Wow, that chick needs therapy. Hey, that gave me a site idea!

That would soooo be the kind of prank I'd pull on a telemarketer... if the thought would occur when they call! Man, it's always AFTER they call that the good stuff comes to mind!

GASP

I feel so sorry for that guy...

The only way it could've been better is if she had said "click" when she was trying to make him hear the police.

reminds me of one of my exs after i broke up wiht her...

"KamunouHyena People need to grow up xD Yes, mental illness is cured by maturation." Clearly you meant to type "mastubation"

Just... wow

"If a worthwhile fad doesn't come out within the month, I truly believe ytmnd is finished because of all the dumbasses that are taking over this site. This isn't funny people, get it through your f*cking heads!" You do know what they say about when you feel like everyone around you is wrong; You're most likely the one who's wrong xD

Also, http://jojotelemarket.ytmnd.com/ Because I couldn't not.

I like it now..sorry for the rant :(

"You're a rascist!" "I have a girlfriend who was gangraped!" "You're a terrorist!" WTF. 5

Contrary to what several people have said, telemarketers do NOT have to give out their last names or locations to ANYONE. I know that laws change depending on the state, but I have yet to hear of a state whose laws require telemarketers to give out last names and locations, specifically because of crazies like this woman.

The name thing is never gonna happen cause "state law" means precisely nothing to the magic and miracle which is outsourced call centres. The only thing the person on the phone has to give you .. well, nothing actually. If they want to keep their job the company expects certain things, but legally there are no requirements. I work at a Canadian call centre for a very large telecom company in the states. This sort of call is rare, but they really do happen.

And it's on ebaums.... surprise?

bitch is f*ckin' NUTS

RAAAAAAAWR!!, what is your fax number?

why does he talk like stephen hawking?

http://ebaumsworld.com/audio/crazy-lady-vs-telemarketer.html - uh. oh.