meanest human being I've ever heard, and the guy is the most patient!

No, seriously. This is one of the best ytmnds i've ever heard. "You are a rapist!"

superbe

Wile she was on the phone with him for 8 minutes I'm sure more people were in need. YOU CALL PEOPLE HOUSES!? ARRRRRRRRGH

HOLY CRAP she is definitly Bi Polar sounds exactly like my mom

what a f*cking crazy *ss bitch

NASTY NASTY NASTY!

That woman needs therapy, psychosomatic, that woman needs therapy, purely psychosomatic That woman needs therapy. Lie down on the couch! what does that mean? Youre a nut! youre crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? that woman needs therapy Im gonna kill you, that woman needs therapy.

Wow....

what a psychobitch. yeah some telemarketers are nasty but she is like them multiplied by a few thousand.

ROFL

LOL SHE SAID EYE-RAQ. MUST BE A f*ckING CHRISTIAN

I hope this bitch dies in a fire. Heh.

this is f*cking hilarious... :-D

Wow....just wow.

Telemarketing is SERIOUS buisiness!!!

AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

you are a life destroyed *Laughs* Acec stuff :D

Also... why doens't she just unplug her f*cking phone :D

LoL, that was terrific.

Awesome how the telemarketer kept his cool. I know how hard it is to keep your cool in this situation while customers are bitching you out.

couldn't take it anymore after 5 minutes. +1 for each minute I had to sit through.

HAHAHAHAHAA LOL this is insane :p

hahahah you know, normally im not into long ytmnds, but this one was totally worth it. Some people just need a nice big sock shoved in their mouths =) congratulations on doing so well with this ytmnd =D

is she serious? telemarketers cause so many deaths.......i dont believe that at all so funny though

Wow, just... wow

:)

"Someone definitely took her cloudsong." lol.

you just let the phone ring??!! IOJFDAKLFJDA YOU ARE AN ABUSER. I KNOW PEOPLE WHO HAVE DIED....what a whore

Yikes. Poor Alex

f*ck telemarketers.

He is a RAPIST!

lol that click is probably her pushing on the keyboard or something

I love psychos. They light up my life when things get dark.

3 letters, L O L

Seriously Alex is a f*cking *sshole. To show my anti-alexness I one thee.

I don't understand what having her house broken into has to do with telemarketing calls

Wow. What a psyco bitch. It's like she not even trying to sound remotly sane.

LOL, ^coryliu fails at voting. maybe cory is the crazy bitch who called that guy.

http://lonelyislandftw.ytmnd.com/

Paranoid schizophrenia's a bitch.

IT WAS RAPE RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE YOU ARE A HURTER sh*t RACIST SON OF A BITCH

this is the best ever!! i wish she would take him to court....that would be great...lol!

that b1tch is effed in the head. Instant section eight!

Life Destroyer, terrorist? LOL

Woah. How many times did she say life destroyer?

Holy mother of Christ this is horrendous, I would've hung up. Crazy f*cking bitch.

1. Me listens to audio 2. Hilarity insues 3. 5'd 4. fav'd

who let this lady out of the mental hospital

Hahaha, I wouldn't be able to keep my cool for one second with that bitch. I wouldn't even care if I lost my job.

if she and cloudsong guy and howard dean had a threesome.....the universe would explode

i'm going to be nice to telemarketers from now on o_o

Lady forgot her medication. Nice work, really funny.

she sounds fat.

3 people have died, literally.

Lol! This poor guy probably called my aunt Joanne! What a psycho-bitch!

I laughed so hard, I was gangraped =D

I think the world need to hear this :P

hahahaha you are a life destroyer

She sounds schizo. And stupid. At some points it sounds like shes hissing and spitting

I hate that bitch so much...

Telemarketers are the DEVIL!!!@ GARGOYLES!! RACISTS!! TERRORISTS!! OMGWTFBBQ!!1 *head explodes*

i'll never think of telemarketers the same way again.

Anyone who voted this less than 5 deserves to burn in hell.

i don't know how people like that can be real. what sort of a twisted mind could believe those things and act in such an illogical, asinine manner? and i thought i was a misanthrope before...

WIN!

I hate telemarketing of any kind with a passion, however the best strategy is hurt their pocket book. When you hear someone starting to speak, simply say "explain that in full detail please" then put down the phone. Since they are calling you, it's billed to their company. Go back to watching tv. When you hear them stop speaking, tell them "I didn't get that, can you repeat everything from the beginning?" and then put down the phone again. Repeat.

To end the conversation I would have called her a crazy, sad excuse for a human being.

JESUS f*ckING CHRIST SHE HAS PROBLEMS

-2 for the guy being a pussy and not fighting back.

A telemarketer call is worse than rape.... this lady needs to be into an institution

I felt like beating the sh*t out of something after listening to this bitch. Alex FTW!

telemarketers need to die in a fire, this is what happens when corporate *ssholes invade crazy people's homes with their bullsh*t unwanted house

I'd like to know her first and last name...

lady should be prevented from procreating. her genes must not be passed on.

Because of this, I will actually give a few minutes of time to telemarketers.

http://bitch14.ytmnd.com/ explains her

Wow, I hope that woman's appendix does ACTUALLY burst from telemarketers. Does she have any idea what the f*ck she's talking about? Because her ignorant wailing in the middle of the conversation means that the telemarketer wins.

-HUGE f*ckING GASP- YOU...CALLED...MY...NUMBER...YOUHATERHARRASERYOUREALIFEDESTROYER!

wut

*SUPER GASP!!!!!111one(x, where y=2 and x=y/2)* You can smell that she's a Republican who, like them, can't lie for sh*t. "YOU ARE A TERRORIST! YOU ARE A RAPIST! [SIMPLY BECAUSE I DON'T TAKE THE MEDS EVERY DAY!!]"

lol, 5'd so that more people will hear this.

+124182421 awesome

tehehe audit my taxs

SonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitchSonofaBitch

i would do anything to get that woman's phone number onto YTMND

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OMFG, thats hilarious

XD Alex is my new hero.

That's some sh*t.

I am a telephone warrior! Dorksided!

This woman is a crack-head version of Ann Coulter in 15 years.

This wins so hard. SO HARD.

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What a bitch! And how do you fit 8 MINUTES OF AUDIO INTO A YTMND??

someone make a ytmnd of this comment. I AM THE 15 YEAR OLD PORNSTAR, IM me at nidxnamxron, i'll prove it to you

What a psycho! It almost makes me feel sorry for telemarketers. I like how he handled it though, hilarious.

funny, but an 8 minute audio clip does not make a ytmnd

Oh, and BOOGERf*ck

this lady always express her anger at anyone. the world does not revolve around a telemarketers lol

CRAZY IN THE COCONUT ALERT! Also, your friend's friend's brother's job sucks.

I want to marry that man. He should be given a f*cking prize for staying that calm throughout this whole thing.

Whoever Alex is, I want to give him a hug. And please, for the love of god and all that is holy, POST THE NUMBER. LET YTMND BOMB IT ALL TO HELL!

I don't get it, why is she so angry?

Post the flipping phone number!

"I'm sorry, I don't give out my last name" Hahaha, wow.

"I have a girlfriend who was gang raped!...and this is more permanent damage!" EL OH EL!

seriously, props to this alex guy for never losing it for the entire call

phone call = . enough said

Holy f*cking sh*t is she a freak!

ROFLSK8s TO TEH MAX THIS IS TEH FING AWESOME IT IS MADE OF TEH SECKS AND FREE MONEY! says me. whatever, says my friend (hes lying he loved it )

what the f*ck is this bitch's problem?

i hate that lady. oh my god i hate that lady.

Oh wow! I don't like telemarketers either, but wow!

Being a telemarketer makes you a terrorist, a racist, and a murderer. Thats offending, my dad used to be one, that woman can go to hell. Send my regards to Alex.

Freaking GREAT!!!

Oops, srry. My dad was at customer service, same deal though.

SOOOOOOO good.

What a thunder c*nt.

Sounds alot like that psycho woman from the Westborough Baptist Church that protests soldier funerals.

"The police are listening in on this. You can hear the click... Guys? ... I heard the click."

it really was worth it, but felt like longer than 8 minutes...i really hope i get to talk to someone like that on the phone someday

your phone will never stop ringing! your taxes will be audited! you're a TERRORIST! wow... what a stupid bitch! :) I laughed so hard! 5!

This is a win. Easily.

God no wonder she ruptured her appendix, jesus christ.

"what is your tax number?" this bitch gon' crazy

This is so awesome so I take calls.

I'd rather get a cynical telemarketer than this crazy lady if I ever call 911

You're a terrorist!

Rape victims have one weakness... telemarketing. Telemarketers on the other hand have their own weakness... Tax Audits!!!! What a crazy beeyotch.

I hope she dies for this exact reason that she is bitching about, lol

It was to the point where I had uh, uh, an appendix rupture because of telemarketing calls.

WOW, that women is horrible...

This woman is UNGODLY!

5'd for sanity's sake. good originality.

mental illness is hilarious!

Rofl now I wanna be a telemarketer. This kinda stuff is great.

5'd =D

I would put her out of her misery. No living creature needs to take that abuse.

I don't log on too often anymore, but I had to for this one :)

Holy hell, she went mad! Must be fun to be a telemarketer :)

Hee. I don't like marketing calls, but damn, woman... you got issues. LOL, terrorist rapist home invader - by phone!

woah , did she breathe at all through that?

About half-way through the call, I forgot what she was even talking about...it was all just insults.

I worked at Verizon DSL, and people called US and screamed like that. http://posturcrap.ytmnd.com/

CALLING MY NUMBER?!?! THAT IS A FELONY MY HOUSE HAS BEEN BROKEN IN TO!!!!!!

Guns don't kill people. Telemarketers do.

fake, obv. why the f*ck would the telemarketer stay on the line with someone for this long who obv is going to buy what he's selling when he has lots of people to call.......

Anyone who doesn't give this 5 stars has sumthin wrong with them ...Great ytmnd poor guy

meh

oh my god

Somebody post her address so we can go rape and murder her. It will all have been because of telemarketers.

Wait ._. she's suppoused to get his last name and call the police >_> aren't the police in the room with her.

Oh god please give me her number....

Alex rocks

I dunno about anyone else but I got mad at the complete irrationality and idiocy of the woman and her comments/opinions/claims...

We need some horse tranquilizers here, stat!

She sounds like Liu Kang when she screams.

Wow, this inbred, mouth-breathing bitch has kids? Can't we deny people like her the ability to reproduce if they are proven to be of insufficient intelligence? Her husbands dick must be very small, hence the anger.

Phone Sex rape, oh noes.

Bomb planting.... Bomb planted! Bomb armed! Life Destructed. Terrorists win.

That was hilarious

Sounds much more like bipolar mania than paranoid schizophrenia, see sypmtoms of mania: http://www.nimh.nih.gov/publicat/bipolar.cfm#bp1

Dude, you totally, totally win. This is the best find ever.

this woman has lost her mind!

k, it sucks, sorry man

wow now....i dont' think i've ever wanted a one single person to die in my life

This bitch sounds like she should get the part to the next exorcist movie when she flips out.

****ing Crazy *ss b*tch. and props to the telemarketer.

geez what a bitch

What's so funny? Telemarketers are awful.

How did you get the?

"You are worse than any rapist! You ruin people's lives..." what planet does this crazy bitch come from?

BWARAAAARGH

"Hey guys...?...I heard a click!" "Okay."

So I've finally actually listened to this. I love how calm he was the whole time.

This man is a hero.

What makes this GOLDEN is the guy on the line. Never yells never hangs up never ARGUES (not alot) he was just sucking ti all uP! LOL! I bet hes so happy wiht that! "Oh cmon a RAPEIST? Thats a little harsh" "Everyone has a Family Ma'am"

I have to say, this is simply awesome lol.

"WOOOAAARRRGH!!!!!!" *silence*..... "im having a calm down" ... comedy gold.

man... the guy is just so calm, it's awesome :D

should really find this lady's number and call her legit like non-stop

LMAO

What she doesn't know is that she could've just used a soundboard to piss the guy off.

best ytmnd ever. 5 stars. crazy f*cking bitch. I want to marry her.

where can we download this mp3?

Getting gang raped = worse than getting a call from a telemarketer

http://ebaumsworldtelemarketing.ytmnd.com/ = Ebaumsworld Telemarketing Inc.

Not even doom music could save this woman

You let the phone ring?? AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"i cant believe he didnt hang up. whats wrong with some people?" ..... he is a telemarketer at work. he would be in trouble for hanging up. the question is why she didnt hang up.

Keywords: Terrorist, Murderer, Life Destroyer, Lying Cruel Criminal, f*cker, Abuser, Son of a Bitch, Abusive, Liar, Sick, Rapest, Worse than anything in Iraq, Hater, Nasty.

You guys have no freaking heart. Some people really CAN'T function because of sh*t like this, some people literally get calls NON stop because of credit card companies and other companies. You can tell she was just angry at the time, what if her husband left her because she couldn't take the calls any more and she tried getting them to stop, tried calling the police (they obviously weren't on the line) and other stuff? You all say psycho bitch and crazy chick but shes just mad. So shame on u all.

I thought people on YTMND were more intelligent than to make it a Top-Rated YTMND... This is not funny.. Maybe not even real

long and unfunny

did she say legal threat? does such a thing exist?

The funniest thing, is that she has NO logic. I'm sure people have died from telemarketing calls.

Hold me!

Lockelite: It's one thing to be pissed off at a telemarketer. Its another to call him a rapist, life destroyer, and worse than anything we're facing in Iraq...XD

the two best lines are "not if i dont want to" and "oo i heard a click"

This ytmnd is amazing. this lady does need to get her number but in every phone list on the planet. and it needs more cowbell

jeez. i wouldn't have been able to be calm and nice like that guy. i would've been laughing and making fun of her. lol

You called my number. WOAAAAHHHHH. Brilliant

brilliant! that has to be an actress or something. how can anyone be that so far out of her mind

mediocre at best

hahaha..

wow what a f*cking bitch

she sounds fat

Lockelite....what if I mean you know, what if she just spilled milk and she was crying about it when they called?

Someone get me Alex's number. That man deserves a blowjob of epic proportions.

Wow......Dude tell your friend to put a comment in the comment section of the MP3's id3 tag and save it. Cause eventually the f*g site is going to steal it. :(

This is the first time I've ever felt sorry for a telemarketer.

reminds me of Lois from Malcom in the Middle

Its a shame people downvote this because it isnt a f*ggy short film or some boomaga speech.

Oh dear god

I've been listening for about 6 minutes or so, and this is by far the funniest thing I've heard. That b*tch is f*cking insane.

Woah...This bitch done be needing some medication...

Just think of all the better ytmnds I could have enjoyed in that 8 minute time span.

I think I added a protective comment to the mp3 but I'm not sure. Seems like thats easily changable and stolen.

LMFAO! LOCKELITE IS THE LADY!! SHE COMMENTED HERE! (do ctrl-F and search 'lockelite') OMG LAWLAWLAWL

How he stayed calm, I'll never know. I would've went to her house and laughed in her face about her pathetic life then punched her in the face. An idiot like this woman deserves to be haunted by telemarketers. And how the hell does a telemarketer stop you from calling 911? That bitch is dumb.

Terrible acting, Alex played well though. + 1 for Alex.

YOU LET THE PHONE RING YOU SON OF A BITCH?

Great clip. Name sounds like something on ebaums, and I bet it will end up on ebaums soon.

I love how calm he is. Classic

what is this bitch talking about.

Her phone number!?! I wanna know if this actually went to court and if so who won

I would personally execute this woman for the good of mankind if I ever met her in person.

I can really feel for telemarketers now.

OH GOD MY APENDIX!

I love how calm he stays!!!

wow..that lady had to have been foaming at the mouth. Major props to the telemarketer-I have no idea how he managed to stay so cool the whole time. Even manage to not bust out laughing. What is scary is that this woman is free to walk among sane people O_O

YOU'RE NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNNNN

ROFL DUDE THAT GUY JUST PWNED THE WOMAN RLY HARD

lawl.......bitch needs some prozac or something

Holy crap.

Awesome. Crazy Bitch

*Sighs* An extremely popular ytmnd, too bad the audio won't work for me. I hear a second of audio then it breraks up in to silence then 1 more second of audio then audio breaking sound silence, repeating...

This is hilarious, but I doubt it's real. Sounds fabricated.

Looks like my hernia just ruptured.

oh this just keeps getting better. Now he's a terrorist, murderer, rapist, and "life-destroyer".

jesus f*cking christ

Lol, awesome.

SHE GOT GANG-RAPED!

Shes a God warrior! *MAJOR GASP*

wow... i used to work for a survey research company... i got this crap all the time, even though we didnt sell anything... this guy is such a professional though. ps: its called caller ID, call screening, or unidentified call blocking, get it.

WOW what a crazy frigin bitch! This telemarketer rocks though, to every threat she throws at him "uh.. yeah.. ok.. sure.." LOL

we need an email address