you deserve every 5 known to man

o.O my God...

OMG!

someone find this bitch's number.

Telemarketing causes rape

Wow.

this makes me want to be a telemarketer

i heard him chuckle

Wow. Where does your friend's brother work?

it's true. telemarketers raped my sister.

that lady needs serious solitary confinement in a mental ward.Or a trancquilizer. whichever comes first.

If they ever do play this in court i want to be there!! 5'd!!! FTW!!!

Wow. Just wow.

You're a hater, you're a murderer, you're a life destroyer!!! ......*sniffle* TT^TT

wow

Woah, she's scary. Wonder what was wrong with her. She thinks that he will go insane because he needs to answer every call. I love when she gasps, so funny.

come on you internet nerds! get her number!

LOL, DUDE!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!! THTS THE FUNNIEST THING EVA!!!!!!

"Your wife will leave you, believe me." "Oh, I'm not married." "..."

You are a rapist!

Oh my god, this is golden. That woman's going to have an aneurysm one day.

Great, a phone conversation between a seriously mentally ill woman and a sadist goading her on. That's entertainment.

Can someone transcribe this? I have a lot of trouble listening to it in one solid chunk. It's SO LONG, the sound quality is so bad and she rants so quickly.

She compares a telemarketer to a rapist... This woman should be wearing a helmet at all times!!

5'd for pic

that woman is crazy dskgfkashfkjha

The sad thing is I had a caller similar to this once, the best thing you can do is keep on the phone as long as possible untill they explode.

he kept his cool the whole time. you have to wonder about these stupid people sometimes...

Double YOU TEE EFF!!

Shouldn't she be angrier at the phone company for selling her a traceable "unlisted" phone number?

My sister was raped and murdered by a gang of roving telemarketers you insensitive jerks

HOLY sh*t

That was greatest thing ever, i hope this makes it to the hall of fame. Good work! :]

llawl

YOU ARE A TERRORIST.

woohooooo

...Oh my god. Oh. My. God. You sir, f*cking win the entire internet.

omg, this is the greatest thing I have ever heard. Here, take my wallet.

Telemarketers are just desperate people trying to get money to feed their families. the real jack asses are the people who HIRE them.. OH-- that ladys a crazy bitch

1 for claiming it's real.

lmfao.

PEOPLES APPENDIXES!!

haha i want to call this crazy bish

"You think you can just CALL people at their HOMES?!?" When did the scientologists get to her?

+1

I couldnt stop laughing

While I've not been in telemarketing, I have worked in directory assistance...you live for calls like these, if only to break the monotony.

omg funniest thing ever.. the gasps the lady makes are PRICELESS.. hawh!!! *gasp*.. hes so calm... this guy is my hero...

lol @ gang rape

I never thought I would never say this...but I side with the telemarketer

if work for a call centre in customer support. he cant hang up on the woman or he will lose his job. he is doing the right thing. she has some confused issues going on tho.

We NEED her number. It is a disservice to the country NOT to give it

i want this bitches number!!!

O_O

damn thats speakerphone material right there

I must applaud the telemarketer. Customer service is a very hard field to work, and if it was me, I would have screeched back at her. The guy totally pwned the woman.

Amazing. That lady is an endgame boss.

Also this makes me want to be a telemarketer when I grow up

I'm pretty sure that this lady is a schizophrenic. Hilarious. :)

wtf is her number? hahaha

man: "im sorry lady, i have to go i just broke my foot by dropping a brass paper weight on it. i need to call an ambulance." Woman: dont u haan up! people have died because of u telimarkiters not letting them call 911 and they died!!!" IRONY!!!

You called my number! AHHHHH!!!

HES UNGODLY!

ROFLMFAO! She won't be able to talk for a week!

phone's don't kill people telemarketer's do!

YOU ARE A RAPIST

That crazy woman RULES!

"It was to the point where I had uh... uh... an appendix rupture because of telemarketing calls"

+5 for patience

The most important thing I have ever learned: *People are stupid.*

8 minutes of gold

Instant hall of fame

Pure... Gold! Dude, I love hows he just like "ok" the whole time.

ok.

Telemarketer shoulda hung up.

That telemarketer's as stoic as Spock, damn!

Whoever gets her phone number is a saint.

You win. Forever. =D Someone should make a ytmnd with that b*tch's phone number, then she'll literally NEVER stop getting calls lawl *not a phailure*

PURE LAWLERSKATES!

Damn that bitch is crazy! THERAPY ASAP!!

you are a rapist!

Hmm, sounds like somebody hasn't been taking their meds.

We need to match her up with the Cloudsong guy. They'll have the anti-christ though I think.

RAPIST :>

Not only is this fantastically brilliant, but I love the guy now. He reminds me of one of my friends. XD Wow. I wonder how she reacts to Girl Scouts?

people get this lady some prozac ASAP

"Are you calling me a racist? That's a pretty harsh accusation." Just the way he says that. And how she says her friend was gang-raped by calls.

I want to meet this guy and shake his hand. He wins more tolerant person of the year award.

Was that her gasping for air, or was that just her being a psycho? Either way that was LMAO FUNNY!!!

She must have a lot of sand in her vagina.

Your lying you SOB! Ok.

She pronounced iraq wrong!

PEOPLE WHO DIE BECAUSE THEY COULD NOT GET TO THE HOSPITAL! , Your wife will leave you. I'm not married mam.

Hahahahahaha, this is f*cking nuts. Please tell us if anything happened after this phone call.

Telemarketers gangraped my grandmother and bombed my country.

People who had a ruptured hernia! Ruptured Appendix, miscarriages! lol. If your Appendix ruptured, you're screwed. If you have pain, you go to the hospital. Oh and telemarketers cause gangrape.

This isn't funny. That lady is in true distress.

With this, Pee Wee's bike, and Tech Support, this has got to be one of the best Top 3 Most Viewed in a day ever!

Well i understand that if someone keeps calling you every 5 minutes it will be very annoying. Thats why you get an answering machine so it stops ringing after a while.

The Police are listening! BRB, Prozac.

umm...wow...

When I started listening to it, I was like.. Ok this is realy stupid. 1'D! but then I kept listening and I felt sorry for the telemarketer guy for once. I commend him for being so calm against the psycho.

How DARE he call peoples' houses LOL

5'd because crazy people are f*cking hilarious

I'm guessing she voted for Bush.

lame, stupid, dumb, long, boring, yawn.

Haha, wow. He won both the internetz and teh life!

I just dropped my jell-o puddin. 5

This man is a f*cking zen master.

definetly fav'd, funny sh*t!

lol, nice one.

heh, did you guys listen to the whole thing? towards the end she says her friend told her that getting a call was worse than when she got raped

My appendix just 5'd this.

"wait wait. you can hear the click, *nothing* did, did you hear the click?"

wonderful

lmfao what a crazy bitch.... I bet she's a scientologist.

This guy has the patient of a saint. 5'd.

holy sh*t, im still listening to it, LMFAO. dude, you gotta give us her number, i smell prank calls LOL

Hahahahahaha, that is brilliant. It adds a whole new layer of humor when you realize that telemarketers cannot hang up on someone they call... their phones are actually unable to disconnect. In other words, if you get called by a telemarketer, leave the phone off the hook...

THE CALLS!!!! THEY'RE DESTROYING MY LIFE AND GANG RAPING MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

"YOU LET THE PHONE RING!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

Well worth the listen, 5ed

2 things. 1: YOU ARE A RAPIST. 2. i want her number.

...omfg, stop! Shut up! She's on Pep Pills.

lol crazy bitch needs that number

This can't be fake because no normal person can make up crazy stuff like that

people like this make me want to hurt them very badly until their ignorance seeps from their skull... or maybe her violence has rubbed off on me...oh well she should die... 5'd

"Ahhhh!!!! You son of a booger f*ck!" I swear I heard that.

SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH SON OF A BITCH

This is amazing, this lady is stupid :P

She doesn't even let him have a word in the conversation.

LOL

Telemarker won. Lady lost.

wow, that lady is so stupid, a murderer! really! im shocked, could those people hang up. And oh my god what a bad guy for not picking up the phone when hes in the bathroom then calling back if its important, and what a bad man for picking up the phone and hanging it up, cause every f*cking smart person knows its a telemarketer when its quite for 5 seconds, and no its isnt a felony or whatever, they chose the number randomly so yes they could get a blocked number. stupid f*cking lady.

That guy must have ENOURMOUS will power to keep his cool like that.

I love how calm he is. It just makes her angrier, it's wonderful XD

I don't think I could ever listen to that again. I wanted to kill someone listening to it. I swear to god I would slice that woman open to shut her the f*ck up. he shoulda offered her the deluxe package at the end ^_^

People died because my answering machine was full. lol, Consiquences.

Can you feel the sunshine?

"I'm getting a claim down."

lol i like how he said "I really hope they use this tape in court"

Her gasps are so funny. *GAAAAAAAAAAAAASP!*

That bitch must be sh*tting razor blades. Heres how it shoulda been: http://coletelemark.ytmnd.com/

"you realize that telemarketers cannot hang up on someone they call"

lol wow she's insane

i love how he was enjoying that at one point. "I hope this is played in court someday."

NASTY. NASTY NASTY NASTY. NASTY.

LOL she keeps mentioning HER state, she must be from texas or tennessee

5'd because that was my mom

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that girl is so dumb, that guy's great though, he didnt care at all LOLOLOL thats what i would do :P i hope that girl knows that everyone's laughing at her.

that is why men beat women.

That was so whacko, that the only response I can muster is (all together now): DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS ... YES!

oops

Oh yeah someone in my linkshell(guild) on final fantasy's brother had this happen to him.. but yeh.. pretty funny.

Oy... fun stuff.

My house has been broken into!!!

You know... to people saying something like this must make it hard to be a telemarketer... this would make the day FUN, man!

I think my ear drums popped from that unearthly shudder that woman emitted.

"You're a lying cruel criminal!!!!" "okay"

It depends on the rules of the state where the call center is located (this could be in annother state or annother nation)

oh yeah, +5.

Ha! I used to think there was a small place in hell reserved for telemarketers. Now I know that place is the VIP room for that dumb clam.

this is the best thing ever, screwing with someone by not doing anything whatever to them.

LOL. Sad thing is, my phone never gets telemarketer calls, and even if they did, I'd just tell them no thank you.

That guy is my hero.

lol my only ytmnd is somewhat similar

wow, do i smell a new fad coming on??

This smells staged.

What the HELL.

That woman needs help, please post her number. we need to give her a talking to.

O_o I actually feel bad for that guy...

you called my house alex?! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I feel really bad for her :( Its sad, really

"do you have family?" dumb biznitch

Wow... why doesn't she, just, hang up? And maybe have a few bottles of valium...

Alex rocks.

hehehehehehehe giggle.

You know, after listening to this so much, the lady sounds like the mom on Malcolm in the Middle.

Someone make a soundboard out of this!

Hol-ee crap. I actually used to work telemarketing for a while (3 mos. was all I could handle. NEVER telemarket! Worst job ever!). The worst I ever had to deal with was the drunk guy who kept propositioning me (and yes, I'm a guy). But funnily enough, we were given advice in case we had calls like this. It was pretty much "agree with them, don't give your real name, and get out of the conversation as soon as you can."

Hey, I love this so much I made 2 ytmnds for it: frontiertelemarketing.ytmnd.com and telemarketersecreticantsync.ytmnd.com.

This woman is insane. I've handled calls like this before at my job. It's really had not to laugh. I do what this guy does, stay calm and just agree with them. They get so mad over nothing it makes me wish we recorded calls there. Any follow up on this?

awesome sHIITTT!!!

there we go

dammit

she had a girlfriend who was gangraped.

Hahahaha, f*cking insane woman.

This is the greatest thing ever.

..wow.. more psycho than the psycho mom video.

NASTY! NASTY! NASTY!

Wow, this is hilarious...But now we must consider, since this is comedy gold, will it appear on ebaums you think?

If you have someone you want to get even with someone, posting their number here would certainly do the trick. :D

People are actually falling for this :|

That bitch needs therapy! she called him a damn terrorist lol

lol grammar. I is a kollij gajuit u no.

People must see this.

IT IS SO LIFE DESTROYING THAT PEOPLE CAN NOT FUNCTION.

Jesus christ wtf is wrong with the world that it produces people like this? What the hell is wrong with her? How do people get it in their head that they can act like this to people?

o rly? phone calls kill!

Hear the click? :silence: I hear it!

For the love of baby Chuck Norris, we NEED the number of that old hag, so we can 1) call her day in day out 2) refer her number to the biggest telemarketing bizz in the states. I am begging you please, find her number!!

i bet she has tons of cats. crazy women usally have tons of cats.

omg haha that was f*cking hilarious. The Police are on the line. Did you hear that click... I heard the click. You ARE A TERRORIST!

HOLY sh*t 5/5 that was f*cking funny

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lmao I want her number

that's it, my life is now complete

this isn't funny.

this brings back memories of when i used to work at a telemarketing place. yeah it was a scam but...um... i didn't kill anyone, just put them really far in debt. i love old people :)

I hope she goes to the crazy house.

Yeah, she's clearly insane.

Too long, YTMND isn't an audio depository...also nws

"Everyone has a family, ma'am"

Telemarketers are the number one leading cause of gang rape.

SO MANY PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS OMG IT'S NOT FUNNY GUYS lolz jk

Life Destruction...seriously, i used to be a telemarketer and you cant hang up on a 'client' but aparently he can get his dick through the phone lines and rape people LOL

Hilarious as this is in it's overblownness, think about it: Fully 1% of the American population is diagnosed with a schizophrenic disorder, which I am fairly certain this woman has. That means that, with a conservative estimate of 20 calls a day, once a week, each telemarketer must make a call to someone as batsh*t out of their mind as this woman. What a resource these recordings would be, not only for study and diagnosis, but for comedy gold!

O_o... f*ck scientology... lets hunt down this crazy bitch.

i bet he gets all his chaps on the tele, to tele rape her day by day! f*cking smashing mate!

. . . hang up the phone?

GARGOYLES!!!

I hope someone records her reaction when they throw the case out of court.

That lady makes the internets cry.

I guess she was so busy getting peoples' taxes audited that she didn't hear about the Do Not Call list.

"They're there! Just wait for the click..... (long pause) .. Well i heard the click" roflcakes

Jesus Christ, dude. xD

FAKE!

Someone smart enough should combine this with Angry with my Mother.

he ruptured appendixes? GAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUWH!!! Seriously, this is gonna be the beginning of a huge fad. mark my words. :-P

That guy is so stoic it's unbelievable. He's like Kevin from Sin City. And I mean that like he would probably sit there grinning nonchalantly while being dismembered and eaten by dogs. Plus he can grow his fingernails really fast and eats prostitutes.

People like this woman make me long for Nuclear Armageddom. I'm not kidding.

you. are. a. terrorist. you. are. a. rapist. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHO WAS GANG RAPED but my favorite part of this, is that the guy is probably an 18 year old kid getting paid 8.45 an hour.

YOU CALLED MY NUMBER!!! *inhaaaaaaaaaaaale*

This is the best thing ever.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL....RAPIST...LOLOLOLOL

TOTAL FREAKING NUTCASE (but LOL) XD

haaaaaaaaahahaha

jesus christ!!

hahaha omfg the best quote in the whole thing: "everybody has a family, ma'am.."

poor alex

she must be a scientologist...nobody else is that crazy

Now if the calls she talks about were so important that someone would die they would've died anyway since it went to the answering machine :D

It doesn't bother me ma'am / So then you're an abuser. LMAO

I have a strong feeling that that woman is the same one from the "Is Godless!" ytmnd (and incident, of course).

Did you hear five star? I heard a 5 star.

OMFG, I wonder how she reacts to popups on the Internet.

I heard a click!

LOL this bitch is crazzzzy

:D

You are a Terrorist! You are a Murderer! You are a Life Destroyer, You are an- NEDM!?!? I hate when she stops in her sentences with HHHHHHAAAAHHHHH, a big breath.