I didnt lawled.

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seriously

-5

Win and internets

+1

damn straight

+1

MATT DAMON!

Heh is teh funney + Shatner.

Rock!

haahaha

i lawled till my testicles turned purple, plus it synced perfectly fine in my IE

+1

I lawled.

^^ Very glad to hear that, about your testicles and the sync!

Muwhaha! That was f*cking awesome.

5 for the f*cking truth.

I hate Evil Kirk's eyeliner.

the paramount bit is a little overkill, but it doesnt detract from what is important: the truth.

actually, i'm captain kirk.

Matt Damon is a pussy.

testicles.

Hall of fame now pls

+1

Hilarious

This is probably one of the best animated ytmnd this year.

nice. but you should add an explosion after the laser beams hit.

Hmm... well I still dont belive the Matt Damon rumor. Star Trek never uses major actors in thier shows/movies... Patrick Stewart and Shatner were made famous from Star Trek. Besides, Damon doesn't fit the part at all.

He looks so funny the last time he says it :D

i LOVE that episode. you win again, sir.

Neil J Bauman's voice: LOL

Needs an explosion of Paramount proportions plz!

very cool

They very definition of a f*ggy short film :)

BEST. YTMND. EVER. ABSOLUTE. FAVORITE.

lol. Winnah!

I laughed out loud a lot.

5 for kirk

Sweet. ... Minus sh*tty actor. f*ck!

This rocked my world.

rofl @ the ytmnd. But if this is true I think I'm gonna become a terrorist.

best trek episode ever

XD

100%

butt. frickin. secks.

IIIIIIIIIIIII'M KIRKKKKKKKKKKKK

works on my IE

I did not lawl. I just hope Paramount has enough sense to stop ruining Star Trek. But I love it.

Legions of YTMNDs fall before you like wheat before a scythe. You sir, have conquered the internets.

OMFG YOU WIN AT LIFE

OMG OMG OMG

wtf were they thinking? 0_o

Brilliant as always. Synch is fine. I would have cut out the bit at the end, .... but the general rule is: if it's high rated, don't change anything...

No one will ever be Captain Kirk but William Shatner.

very good.

UNIVERSE TIER

It is green. "No one will ever be Captain Kirk but William Shatner." Amen brother.

There is one other person I can accept as James T. Kirk and that is James Cawley from New Voyages.

This is just too sweet!!! :D Anyone who downvotes this is a ****ing ***!!! 5/5 and Faved.

I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!

More than I bargained for. Thanks for the production VALUES!!!, 5.

el oh el

I smiled, then yawned, paramount part made it too long.

Badass.

f*ck Matt Damon.

Shatner FTW

Fantastic

Pure ham acting.

5'd for the f*ggy short film!

LOL! I lawled. 5 for you, my fine gentleman!

TRUTH!

say it isn't so....

f*ck network for ruining this masterpeice with his 1. This was great!

f*ck Matt Damon.

well done

Reminds me of that terrible "I AM CAPTAIN KIRK" with the Dragonball Z sh*t in it. Except this one is better.

No, I am Sparticus.

f*cking awesome

just thank god it ain't ben affleck... the damn prick.

You fail. I'm Captain Kirk.

Shatner = 5. And it's not Zidane sh*t.

You're the kirk now dog.

Now that's a good one.

f*ck YES!! ONE OF THE BEST YTMNDS EVAR!!!

perfect but not fun-nay

enjoy your top (very ephemeral) 5 spot

thats because ie is for f*gs

Did ok in IE. Hella funny.

Good, but doesn't deserve to be in the top.

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you never cease to amaze me.

Get'm bill!

Brilliant YTMND, but missing some important things: The sound of phasers and and explosion mixed into the sound clip.

This Matt Damon Kirk thing is news to me. Even though I'm not a Trek fan I know that casting anyone other than Shatner is bullsh*t.

This is awesome

best sh*t ever

now thats owned!

a very good f*ggy short film

This is awesome. ANYONE WHO DOWNVOTERS IS A COMMUNISTS!!! (line taken from Futurama)

No explosion needed at the end. Keep it in line with the cheezy special effects of TOS.

nice

"No explosion needed at the end. Keep it in line with the cheezy special effects of TOS." Yeah that was my aim. I probably could add the phaser sounds though.

Oh god. This prompted me to look up whether or not it is true. IT IS. :( MATT DAMON?!!? :( :(

Birth of new fad. Congrats

lol, thats a wicked gay bit of news

"Star Trek never uses major actors in thier shows/movies..." Rodenbury never used major actors. Paramount was just trying to do things his way and "Enterprise" is the result.

Is he wearing eye liner?

Shatner is one Macho Hombre (http://actorsingerrancher.ytmnd.com/) But the last rumor I heard was that Afflack was slated for Kirk: http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51139

Rather: http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=51139

Ugh, the link doesn't want to copy but see the description of this old site: http://affleckhan.ytmnd.com/

Am I the only one not getting any audio here? More YTMND bugs tonight?

I got no audio

Well I tried to put the phasor fire in the sound and apparently YTMND is broken and now the site has no sound.

the sound dosn't work for me fix it and 5

sound no worky worky... but 5 for teh ghey picture of Matt Damon.

Arizona Meteor Crater + Matt Damon = win.

The requested URL /content/a/2/7/a27dc6dbcc9599ba9cd3d8e123bc6c4f.mp3 was not found on this server.

hey, that's when he says "I SUCKED HIS COCK!"

GET RID OF THE PRE-LOADER, IT KILLS THE AUDIO ON MY SITES SOMETIMES.

Site Title: SHATNER IS KIRK (REFRESH) FTW

SAVE TO MP3..

I just tried replacing the sound on my test site and the same thing happened. Apparently the entire site is having a problem when you try to upload a new sound to a ytmnd.

strange..

http://nigatnight.ytmnd.com/ a parody

Sorry about all the downvotes you're getting because of YTMND bugs. I'll vote when the sound is fixed so I can make a fair judgement, even though I'm sure it will be a 5 anyway.

Can't hear anything.

KIRK BROKE THE INTERNET

I'll fav when the sound issue is cleared up. Wonder when Max wakes up. :0

not working? down vote...

lawl not working lawl... down vote lawl

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The sound doesn't work, but I've seen the episode before and know what the sound is. God I hope they don't go ahead with this...

Stop downvoting, ytmnd is broken!!!

get sound for a 5

this doesn't need sound to be great, 5'd

Convert to low khz wav?

LOL, don't worry, it's just a rumor

Its not the sound-file itself, its a PHP error with ytmnd.com

GIF OVERLAY

it's funny anyway.

No sound. sucks.

-1

superbe

5'd and faved even without sound

no sound

I'll give it a four in anticipation of the sound being fixed.

I can't but one you for a broken ytmnd on the top of the top 15.

-1

i'll wait till the sound's fixed to vote

MADNESS!

ottervomit = ytmnd's most underrated user

umm... why is this the top of the 15 it doesnt even have sound... what a nub encode with audacity your khz hav been stold and arent the right format try 44khz

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It's great, but the text is blocking the video! It makes it virtually unwatchable. Please get rid of that bloody annoying text.

you people are complete idiots, he said it's because of ytmnd, he didn't screw up the sound, it's a site error, and it makes sense considering most of the sites don't work properly right now, and the sight was down for for hours last night.

+1

can't wait for sound ^_^

so just put some music in the background

fix the sound.

wow this ytmnd f*cked my sound. i can't get rid of this water sh*t

Broken.

http://ytmndinferno.ytmnd.com/ max has been inslaved by robots

Well Even without Sound I get the point. Matt Damon as Kirk I cna't belive it. To quote Matt Damon, "MATT DAMON". Wolfman is Right, After Rodenberry died and that f*ggot took over Star Trek had died.

Even without sound this is amazing.

Funny episode

maaaaat daaaamon

kirk ftw he is SO MUCH cooler than picard i mean just look at him

not funny with or without sound

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why is this the most viewed? I cant see (words blocking the image) or hear anything.

Well, even without sound, it's still ok.

I can't hear anything but I bet it sounded good.

5'd for pity :(

AAAARRRRGHHHHHHH! My guess as to what the sound is.

MAATTTT DAMMAAAOOOOOOONN AWESOME

Heh I've been to that crater, therefore 5'd.

sound works fine, but now you need an explosion when the paramount lot blows up, it sounds naked without it

yes he is

talent shown

5'ed for the truth

great short movie!

that was stupid.

even better with sound fav'd

lol love it I'm Capt Kirk!!!!!!!!!

lol, maaat daaamaaeeeen

Now that you've fixed it, I can give you this.

5'd for incredible.

"I'M CAPTAIN KIIIRRRRK!!!!!!!!"......priceless

this is excellent

I'M CAPTAIN KIIIRK

Greatness :D

rofl

Sheer perfection.

5'd because this isn't a Zidane Fad at number 1

Nice job on adding phaser soundeffect.

Matt Damon as Capt. Kirk???!!1 This is a travesty!!!!!11one

Very cool!

A shame so many idiot downvoters descended onto this awesome ytmnd because all of ytmnd got bugged up.

yoooooooooooooooooout

Great editing dude and yes there is only one captin kirk.

5'd for quality, and for being the first non-Zidane YTMND since the World Cup finale at #1.

Matt... Dahhghmon!

Good, but reminds me of New Voyages. http://www.newvoyages.com/ . In particular, http:/www.startreknewvoyages.com/download/whoiskirk.zip . Damn, I am a geek!

wow, what the hell is paramount thinkng?

"Good, but reminds me of New Voyages." I ADORE New Voyages!

ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE!

Love

Owned.

Very well done, quite amusing indeed.

You sir, are my hero

I love how you gave he YTMND itself the TOS "feel"... It's as if Roddenberry himself lent you a hand in making it! Bravo.

I agree with the Kirk unit.

matt damon sucks irl :/

i 5 star all ytmnds because i don't want any enemies

Mwahahahaha! Matt Damon did it! He's the new captain! Hilarious...

You win!

THAT IS SO GREAT! YOU WIN!

Shatner v Damon in a battle to the death. 400 Quatloos on the old timer.

by the way http://unauthorized.ytmnd.com/

and thats the way it should always be..

Word.

Paramount is just plain Stupid

I lawled.

I SUCKED HIS COCK!

Didn't liked it..

MATT DAMON TO PLAY CAPTAIN KIRK? WHAT THE sh*t IS THAT

supreme victory!!1!1!

this is actually good

Oh goddamn. Matt Damon as Shatner- I mean Kirk? Goddamn.

lol funny

Oh god...this is actually true? WTF Hollywood

God damn right.

f*ggy short film

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halarious! 5'd

matt...damon...!

You and the cap'n make it happen!

Another great YTMND from Ottervomit!!

I lol'd, I cried, I 5'd!

ABSOLUTE, 100% PURE WIN.

I can't stop watching this...

downvoted, sorry in advance =/ just dont like this ytmnd

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Picard FTW

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

This is so one thousand three hundred and thirty-seven

well, sh*t... i guess he IS Captain Kirk. =^.^=

haha, dangly parts

star trek is for nerds

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I think it'll be a little fruity with Matt Damon playing Kirk, SHATNER IS KIRK!

Matt Damon? Jesus no.

Is that real?

You should have just stopped it at "I'M CAPTAN KIRK!!!!"

Q U A L I T Y x 5 billion!

I adore YOUR MOM.

genius

i dunno what you all are raving about, this f*cking sucked

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lolololol... that's just wrong...

SHATNER IS KIRK?!? REALLY???? I GOTTA CHECK IMDB FOR THIS ONE

Shatner as KIRK for the win!

holy crap, legendary