erm... Hot aye? I da think so

-1

Is that really him?

He could be a deaf mute, it still doesn't make the sites he downvotes any better.

This will last until Adverb gets his dad to call.

yeah thats really him, we did mad research -- those are his posts too... and his vampire websites, haha

He's pretty hot.

Wow. All I am is a loser that beat his ex-girlfriend and hit her three times with her own car. This guy's f*cked up in comparison.

That rocks. This must come in the Top 15.

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DZK, you're my hero.

DZK kicks ass. Great stuff. :) Poor Adverb.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

sh*t son that was a bit harsh just for downvoting.. funny as hell though

Cool! Goodjob

Dont make fun of him for sh*tting in a bag make fun of him for the countless other things! ewww vampire fetish what is this guy on?

By the way, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adverb.

i sh*t in a bag once

sh*tting in bags is fun. f*ck Adverb

i hate you.

Legendary? Hell yeah.

haha I know adverb and that's not him

This better be real DZK. ;)

Really good sounding

That is him, believe me. We had names and IP's checked. We went through much trouble to verify.

Haha.

ok i made that up

You can download @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzkbattles

lol@b00n

1d because adverb upvotes the FPA so if you make a site to degrade an FPA supporter that means you are the enemy of the FPA so we shall declare war on you!

-1

I can't take sides bc adverb is cool so far . the vampire sites must be proven false. the medical condition well who cares sh*t happens

What the hell is FPA?

buahaha

Ignoramus! You know not of the valiant efforts of the Forgot Poland Army?

It'd bang the blonde sister. :P

Justice is served. Plop Plop Plop.

yay

Don't know if this is true, but the tune is kinda catchy.

Damn you can really rap DZK, power to ya

youre white, act it. Go shave your head and hate blacks like the rest of us.

Crackin on fellow ytmnders because your sites suck balls. Okay. Get off the f*cking internet plz.kthx

don't hate unless you want to be next, douchebag

LOL, where's adverb?

oh, hey, DZK, give us some links to these sites

The links are listed in the pics. Here is his myspace page - http://myspace.com/doneveno

On one hand, you can really spit. On the other hand, LOL INTARWEB WARZ U DWNVOT MY SIET :(((. I'm torn.

Crohn's doesn't require a coloscopy bag. It means his itestines are eroding. Also Vampire Line has nothing to do with Vampires, and he downvotes you because you love the sound of your voice. So, "mad research" means a glance at the Discharges shoutbox, Alexa.com, and some posts off a forum? Pretty damn thorough

no, "mad research" means it's really him... and we found out a lot of sh*t about him. sorry, didn't know I couldn't exaggerate or make jokes in my diss... next time I'll stick to the facts, maybe just type them out instead. I'll keep that in mind, for sure... oh yeah, zip it. thanks.

oh yeah, hey if you want me to give you some tips on how to, like, make a piece of entertainment that somebody other than yourself will view and/or appreciate, hit me up on PM. you seem to be struggling with your sense of humor and/or homosexuality.

actually, Crohn's can require a colostomy bag. A friend of mine had it, and had the bag after surgery for quite a while. http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/1-9-2006-85843.asp - The more you know!

Oh no! A 4 year old picture and a joke website! My secret has been revealed!

well, by looking at vote history I can see he DID see this (and 1'd it). No comment though.

"A 4 year old picture" - liar. i saw the other pic DZK almost used for this site. theres a commencement book and the date on it says 2005.

I'm sure y'all're gonna want the truth, so here it is. I haven't had to deal with Crohn's disease since 8th grade. The girl in the middle is my ex. Vampire Line is a joke website. My colostomy bag is made of solid gold

2005 was 4 years ago I thought

I saw your crohns admission post too - you said you HAVE it, and that you still cant have spicy foods - certainly not "had" - its obvious Vampireline is a joke website though, not that a rap diss requires accuracy.

Crohn's lasts forever, unfortuantely none of you know what it is. Basically it hurts a lot for 4 hours, then does nothing ever again as long as you're careful. It has nothing to do with sh*tting, I can still do that just fine

really? I poop too much.

All this information is freely available on the internet, if you want any clarification I'll be glad to give it to you, but I have to go to work now

That 12 year old girl is your ex?

god damn, im a little proud of you Adverb... going all Haley-style with your girlfriend, well done sir. how'd she feel about the sh*t-bag you carry around?

lmao @ 4 year old picture hahahaha... we can pretend your tassle doesn't say '06

er, '05

damn that was a tight track man keep em coming

please stop with the raps

The internets, serious buisness. Good to see someone with enough free time to devote to seeking childish revenge, onoes i haev donvotd yur site! I is next, sav me grammer!

http://www.webmd.com/hw/inflammatory_bowel/uf6004.asp And knowing is half the battle.

4 for some okay lyrics, but I don't think Crohn's disease really does that to a fellow. -1 for not having a medical degree!

DZK, IF I WAS A CHICK ID HAVE UR BABIES!

That was great! I guess nothing about you is secret anymore.

DZK is rapping about collostomy bags...collostomy bags RULE!

Woa, Adverb is so cool how he reacts to this!

I actually like Adverb's sites - they're funnier than most of the stuff I see on most viewed

downvoting peoples sites is stupid. stay off of each others dicks maaaaaaaaaan

whats funny is that since this got NSFW'd (probably by Adverb himself) its on NSFW top 15, probably more views than it would have had otherwise.

DZK > Adverb.

Is Adverb a Mod?

Great job again DZK. Now do one about the biggest Downvoter of all. http://ytmnsfw.com/users/list/voted Decisi8ns Although he has stopped downvoting now cause he realized that he is at the top of the votes list. But you can see the trend. Over 81530 1 votes.

" didn't know I couldn't exaggerate or make jokes in my diss... next time I'll stick to the facts" Yup. YTMND's actually just an encyclopedia. Well, now you know

LOL DRAMA /care

Hey Adverb, that colostomy bag looks FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!

DZK's pissed off because he spent 6 hours digging up information that I'd gladly distribute to the public. Seriously, when you "diss" somebody, it's a LOT more effective not to make bullsh*t up, trust me

Oh, and that girl wasn't 12 at the time, she's my age (current 19). She just looks young because she's like a foot tall and used to weigh quite a few pounds

I don't care if he sh*ts in a bag. He's still hot.

Adverb, you dated a chunky midget? WTF???

If you think I'm hot, wait til you see a pic of me where I don't look like I have down syndrome

Oh adverb, how you do make me laugh.

When friends fight, it always hurts the children most. :(

I'd hit the one on the left.

how juvinile

juvinile is spelled with an "e" oh yeah

DZK... You need to be the better man.. I love your sites, but cmon, let him be a bitch about your sites. Dont roast him to death online.

Adverb can lick the sh*t from my *sshole.

+1

wtf? I'm not pissed off at all... and I didn't even spend 6 hours researching, writing, recording, or posting this. maybe 3, tops.

Normally your stuff's tight, DZK, but just cracking jokes about Adverb having Crohn's Disease is stupid. I have it too, but I don't care if you're making fun of it, just get yer facts straight. It's an autoimmune genetic disease, and yeah some people in extreme cases need colostomy bags when they have to get their large intestine removed, but that's the extreme cases. I've been fine with it and off hard meds for the past 2 years (been diagnosed for 4) and those problems you refer to come in small bouts.

But whatever, Adverb is still a huge douchebag.

does nobody else work?

does nobody understand that when you make a diss track, you're supposed to CLOWN people... you're not supposed to "stick to the facts and explain their disease in the most rational and accurate terms" -- what the hell? it's a diss. it's entertainment... not a f*ckin health class.

I don't care if this is accurate or not. He's still hot.

I have nothing against adverb,but this is probably the best insult site ever.

DZK, if you don't mind, I'm compiling a CD of your works. Not to sell or anything, just all of the songs on your YTMND's for personal use. I can send you a copy if you PM me some contact information.

DZK wins at life.

haha he looks like Boris from GoldenEye

Adverb is a dick and I'm glad you pwnt him.

:D

guys, I hate adverb too but making fun of people who are sick isn't cool.

lol @ b00n

we did mad research..... omg

By the way,you should get into the recording business.

DZ - verse 3 even better than the first two. Fantastic. You guys have to realize this is what DZK does for a living - and he works FAST. He broke this out in a matter of a few hours, he's that good. ...

... and the response has been just as we predicted. (To paraphrase Sam Kinison:) "These lyrics you wrote are medically incorrect !" This is very upsetting for DZK, because he remembers all those years he went to medical school to learn how to rap, he'd sworn to never do that. ... All you haters jus jealous as hayull. Anyway, I'm happy to've participated on this here symphony - thanks, DZ.

Ahahhahahahah, lol

wow f*cking excellent

you earn 1 star from me because i think your song sucks, i think you suck and i think everything you do sucks.

downvoted for: a) using 'gay' as a pejorative. b) not having anything funny to rap about except for the poo thing. funny, but not funny enough to last the whole track. c) trying to rhyme 'suck' with 'dump'. d) actually caring enough about downvoters to research this in the first place.

wow, this internet is serious business.

also, RESTORED!