erm... Hot aye? I da think so

-1

Is that really him?

He could be a deaf mute, it still doesn't make the sites he downvotes any better.

This will last until Adverb gets his dad to call.

yeah thats really him, we did mad research -- those are his posts too... and his vampire websites, haha

He's pretty hot.

Wow. All I am is a loser that beat his ex-girlfriend and hit her three times with her own car. This guy's f*cked up in comparison.

That rocks. This must come in the Top 15.

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DZK, you're my hero.

DZK kicks ass. Great stuff. :) Poor Adverb.. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

sh*t son that was a bit harsh just for downvoting.. funny as hell though

Cool! Goodjob

Dont make fun of him for sh*tting in a bag make fun of him for the countless other things! ewww vampire fetish what is this guy on?

By the way, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA again. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Adverb.

i sh*t in a bag once

sh*tting in bags is fun. f*ck Adverb

i hate you.

Legendary? Hell yeah.

haha I know adverb and that's not him

This better be real DZK. ;)

Really good sounding

That is him, believe me. We had names and IP's checked. We went through much trouble to verify.

Haha.

ok i made that up

You can download @ http://www.soundclick.com/dzkbattles

lol@b00n

1d because adverb upvotes the FPA so if you make a site to degrade an FPA supporter that means you are the enemy of the FPA so we shall declare war on you!

-1

I can't take sides bc adverb is cool so far . the vampire sites must be proven false. the medical condition well who cares sh*t happens

What the hell is FPA?

buahaha

Ignoramus! You know not of the valiant efforts of the Forgot Poland Army?

It'd bang the blonde sister. :P

Justice is served. Plop Plop Plop.

yay

Don't know if this is true, but the tune is kinda catchy.

Damn you can really rap DZK, power to ya

youre white, act it. Go shave your head and hate blacks like the rest of us.

Crackin on fellow ytmnders because your sites suck balls. Okay. Get off the f*cking internet plz.kthx

don't hate unless you want to be next, douchebag

LOL, where's adverb?

oh, hey, DZK, give us some links to these sites

The links are listed in the pics. Here is his myspace page - http://myspace.com/doneveno

On one hand, you can really spit. On the other hand, LOL INTARWEB WARZ U DWNVOT MY SIET :(((. I'm torn.

Crohn's doesn't require a coloscopy bag. It means his itestines are eroding. Also Vampire Line has nothing to do with Vampires, and he downvotes you because you love the sound of your voice. So, "mad research" means a glance at the Discharges shoutbox, Alexa.com, and some posts off a forum? Pretty damn thorough

no, "mad research" means it's really him... and we found out a lot of sh*t about him. sorry, didn't know I couldn't exaggerate or make jokes in my diss... next time I'll stick to the facts, maybe just type them out instead. I'll keep that in mind, for sure... oh yeah, zip it. thanks.

oh yeah, hey if you want me to give you some tips on how to, like, make a piece of entertainment that somebody other than yourself will view and/or appreciate, hit me up on PM. you seem to be struggling with your sense of humor and/or homosexuality.

actually, Crohn's can require a colostomy bag. A friend of mine had it, and had the bag after surgery for quite a while. http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/1-9-2006-85843.asp - The more you know!

Oh no! A 4 year old picture and a joke website! My secret has been revealed!

well, by looking at vote history I can see he DID see this (and 1'd it). No comment though.

"A 4 year old picture" - liar. i saw the other pic DZK almost used for this site. theres a commencement book and the date on it says 2005.

I'm sure y'all're gonna want the truth, so here it is. I haven't had to deal with Crohn's disease since 8th grade. The girl in the middle is my ex. Vampire Line is a joke website. My colostomy bag is made of solid gold

2005 was 4 years ago I thought

I saw your crohns admission post too - you said you HAVE it, and that you still cant have spicy foods - certainly not "had" - its obvious Vampireline is a joke website though, not that a rap diss requires accuracy.

Crohn's lasts forever, unfortuantely none of you know what it is. Basically it hurts a lot for 4 hours, then does nothing ever again as long as you're careful. It has nothing to do with sh*tting, I can still do that just fine

really? I poop too much.

All this information is freely available on the internet, if you want any clarification I'll be glad to give it to you, but I have to go to work now

That 12 year old girl is your ex?

god damn, im a little proud of you Adverb... going all Haley-style with your girlfriend, well done sir. how'd she feel about the sh*t-bag you carry around?

lmao @ 4 year old picture hahahaha... we can pretend your tassle doesn't say '06

er, '05

damn that was a tight track man keep em coming

please stop with the raps

The internets, serious buisness. Good to see someone with enough free time to devote to seeking childish revenge, onoes i haev donvotd yur site! I is next, sav me grammer!

http://www.webmd.com/hw/inflammatory_bowel/uf6004.asp And knowing is half the battle.

4 for some okay lyrics, but I don't think Crohn's disease really does that to a fellow. -1 for not having a medical degree!

DZK, IF I WAS A CHICK ID HAVE UR BABIES!

That was great! I guess nothing about you is secret anymore.

DZK is rapping about collostomy bags...collostomy bags RULE!

Woa, Adverb is so cool how he reacts to this!

I actually like Adverb's sites - they're funnier than most of the stuff I see on most viewed

downvoting peoples sites is stupid. stay off of each others dicks maaaaaaaaaan

whats funny is that since this got NSFW'd (probably by Adverb himself) its on NSFW top 15, probably more views than it would have had otherwise.

DZK > Adverb.

Is Adverb a Mod?

Great job again DZK. Now do one about the biggest Downvoter of all. http://ytmnsfw.com/users/list/voted Decisi8ns Although he has stopped downvoting now cause he realized that he is at the top of the votes list. But you can see the trend. Over 81530 1 votes.

" didn't know I couldn't exaggerate or make jokes in my diss... next time I'll stick to the facts" Yup. YTMND's actually just an encyclopedia. Well, now you know

LOL DRAMA /care

Hey Adverb, that colostomy bag looks FAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!!!!!!

DZK's pissed off because he spent 6 hours digging up information that I'd gladly distribute to the public. Seriously, when you "diss" somebody, it's a LOT more effective not to make bullsh*t up, trust me

Oh, and that girl wasn't 12 at the time, she's my age (current 19). She just looks young because she's like a foot tall and used to weigh quite a few pounds

I don't care if he sh*ts in a bag. He's still hot.

Adverb, you dated a chunky midget? WTF???

If you think I'm hot, wait til you see a pic of me where I don't look like I have down syndrome

Oh adverb, how you do make me laugh.

When friends fight, it always hurts the children most. :(

I'd hit the one on the left.

how juvinile

juvinile is spelled with an "e" oh yeah

DZK... You need to be the better man.. I love your sites, but cmon, let him be a bitch about your sites. Dont roast him to death online.

Adverb can lick the sh*t from my *sshole.

+1

wtf? I'm not pissed off at all... and I didn't even spend 6 hours researching, writing, recording, or posting this. maybe 3, tops.

Normally your stuff's tight, DZK, but just cracking jokes about Adverb having Crohn's Disease is stupid. I have it too, but I don't care if you're making fun of it, just get yer facts straight. It's an autoimmune genetic disease, and yeah some people in extreme cases need colostomy bags when they have to get their large intestine removed, but that's the extreme cases. I've been fine with it and off hard meds for the past 2 years (been diagnosed for 4) and those problems you refer to come in small bouts.

But whatever, Adverb is still a huge douchebag.

does nobody else work?

does nobody understand that when you make a diss track, you're supposed to CLOWN people... you're not supposed to "stick to the facts and explain their disease in the most rational and accurate terms" -- what the hell? it's a diss. it's entertainment... not a f*ckin health class.

I don't care if this is accurate or not. He's still hot.

I have nothing against adverb,but this is probably the best insult site ever.

DZK, if you don't mind, I'm compiling a CD of your works. Not to sell or anything, just all of the songs on your YTMND's for personal use. I can send you a copy if you PM me some contact information.

DZK wins at life.

haha he looks like Boris from GoldenEye

Adverb is a dick and I'm glad you pwnt him.

:D

guys, I hate adverb too but making fun of people who are sick isn't cool.

lol @ b00n

we did mad research..... omg

By the way,you should get into the recording business.

DZ - verse 3 even better than the first two. Fantastic. You guys have to realize this is what DZK does for a living - and he works FAST. He broke this out in a matter of a few hours, he's that good. ...

... and the response has been just as we predicted. (To paraphrase Sam Kinison:) "These lyrics you wrote are medically incorrect !" This is very upsetting for DZK, because he remembers all those years he went to medical school to learn how to rap, he'd sworn to never do that. ... All you haters jus jealous as hayull. Anyway, I'm happy to've participated on this here symphony - thanks, DZ.

Ahahhahahahah, lol

wow f*cking excellent

you earn 1 star from me because i think your song sucks, i think you suck and i think everything you do sucks.

downvoted for: a) using 'gay' as a pejorative. b) not having anything funny to rap about except for the poo thing. funny, but not funny enough to last the whole track. c) trying to rhyme 'suck' with 'dump'. d) actually caring enough about downvoters to research this in the first place.

wow, this internet is serious business.

also, RESTORED!

Oh, how wonderfully dehumanizing!

You mean it only took him 3 hours to make a 4 minute monologue about feces? Shocking amounts of talent

"when you "diss" somebody, it's a LOT more effective not to make bullsh*t up, trust me" not really, haha.

lolz... DOWNVOTED BECAUSE ADVERB IS f*ckING COOL, LEAVE HIM ALONE, DZK YOU ARE A f*gGOT TO MAKE FUN OF HIS DIZEASE... OH WAIT NVM

you see Adverb, he listens to DZK's rap musik, then he realised what the jazz was al about and it was totally dissing him, he was so suprised he crap his poopbag.

5d because DZK is a superhero.

Jesus Christ, Adverb. If you're going to be a cockjob to everyone, don't be putting your personal info online.

hahahahaha

Downvoted all of Adverbs site. Why you might ask... becuase I like internet jerks like DZK thats why lol

There are alot of people who downvote your sites, are you sure you not just targeting the easiest one?

Also, kind of creepy that you are picking on a "criple."

...also cocks.

A downvote is only a critique of the site itself and generally has no mailcious intent, therefor the term 'diss' is used out of context. All you are doing is trying to exploit and humiliate the individual for no good reason. This general lack of kindness and respect affects the YTMND community negatively. I think you should delete this YTMND, swallow your pride and apologize.

PEOPLE sh*tTING IN BAGS AND YTMND RAP WAR ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS. I swear everyone's acting like a little girl or some fat bitch on PMS

Words cannot describe this.

Note that adverb voted 1 to this site. You have to kick him in his sh*tbag now.

http://carlinownz.ytmnd.com/

my above comment isnt an advertisement, thats how i feel about this site.

another dzk win. People hate because they have zero talent, keep on keepin on.

DZK is love

1 because i have it too.

I love adverb, but this was excellent

Adverb is cool. Fake white kids who think they're cool because they can "rap" about a guy with a disease is not. One is the lonliest number, bitch.

Well guessing it isn't anything too seaurious or offensive, i think it was pretty damn good. You have an awesome voice you should consider making your own music too, if you 'aint already into that.

DKZ always entertains.

2, because although it was somewhat well-made, "diss tracks" are just pathetic, and this one is below average.

and DZK is still fat

im confused so im'a vote 3

no wonder we hate him so much

OK, I gotta weigh in and say this site is wrong and should be deleted. Personal attacks like this certainly are a cheap shot ... but this is YTMND and sh*t happens. However, creating a site for the purpose of making fun of someone for sh*tting in a bag, when they really don't sh*t in a bag, is much more than being "medically incorrect" ... it's spreading false information. Spreading lies just to embarrass someone. That just goes way too far over the line. You do great stuff, DZK, but this one fails huge.

the fact that his downvoting bothered you so much that you'd take 3 hours to find personal info and make a rap about him shows you take it a little too seriously

+1

DZK spittin fire again, 5d

I'm torn here. So no vote, lol.

That chick in the middle he dated looks like shes reaching down her pants.

I HAVE A 12 INCH PENIS, 40 BOOTY CALLS AND 500 BILLION DOLLARS. SERIOUSLY, THIS IS THE INTERNET BELIEVE ME!

f*cking burn

Site removed from NSFW

I wish people would stop pretending I have some life-threatening illness, it's just crohn's for god's sake

5'd. Hey, someone had to do it. Apparently DZK has the drive to. Kudos.

I wish someone would spend three hours on a site to diss me.

This sh*t sucks major ass. WTF is up with "exposing" the real life of ytmnders. WE'RE ALL f*ckING NERDS. We all look like Adverb and have enough time to waste it here. Lame.

I bet we will see this one on the next YTMND CD... And yes we are all nerds....

I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW AWESOME THIS IS!!! BRILLIANT!

Your plan has backfired, DZK. He likes the attention. Why else would he bother coming here to try and defend his e-rep? Any real man wouldn't even care what a bunch of nerds on the internet think.

Three stars. I think DZK has an unending talent for making people laugh, myself included. However I have to wear a similar kind of bag due to a different illness. I've had to wear it since I was three years old, and been able to live a comparatively normal life. I'm not saying you shouldn't roast this guy for being a scummy little downvoter. But having a bag myself, I found it a little hard to laugh all the way on this one. I hope people can appreciate that.

I'm not defending my e-rep, I'm exploiting DZK for use as an advertising tool. He's like a friggin speaker tower, making me more famous by the day. I mean, I have my own rap song. How many of you can say that?

I lol'd, but I still like him.

id like to vote fairly on this, but i dont believe u just cuz u say "believe me"

I can say that Adverb, believe me I can.

Adverb should try to stop acting so smart...you have Crohn's Disease douchebag...or should I say colostomybag?

And what strato's said. who gives a sh*t. Anyone who spends alot of time on ytmnd is most likely a nerd. i admit, Im pretty much a nerd.

adverb pwned

Jesus dude, you just keep sinkin' and sinkin' to new lows, seems all you rap about are people with disabilities and diseases these days.

harsh...

I'd hardly call that a diss. Those insults are about as constructive as my comments on other sites. Poo, crap, sh*t whatever dude.

The song is absolutely well done and rather catchy, but I absolutely agree with SOM and STB...this is really harsh. Adverb downvotes everyone...NOT getting downvoted is almost unfair. Also, it is nothing personal when he's doing it, unlike this "rap" which is extremely personal and unnecessary. If he wants to be public about it...fine. That is not your psoition to do so. I bet a few hours of "mad" background searching into YOUR life might turn over a few stones...

Yikes, DZK. Looks like you're not as worshipped as you thought. What do you say, want me to bring you back to the relative safety of YTMNSFW? It'll stop the downvotes, and we all know how much downvotes piss you off

you know, i really dont understand why you are doing this. i beleive that adverb simply downvotes sh*t to piss people off, making him happy, and attention just feeds this. adverb is probably very happy now since he is the center of attention. youre pissed off at him and you think by doing this you can get back at him but its just gonna make him want to do it more. dont you think? anyways, you have talent musically.

A song dissing someone for sh*tting in a bag when in actuality they don't sh*t in a bag. How does this not fail exactly?

Adverb, we're trying to defend you. Don't be a miserable little snot for once.

Terrible.

Actually, after reading Adverb's last comment, I don't give a sh*t. Five stars.

Internet ownage + who cares + awesome lyrics (as usual) + crazy polarized comments + hardy boy style detective work + I watch midget amputee porn. Midge-amps 4life.

Harsh

ooh! let's pick on handicapped kids next!!

Not exactly a fan of Adverb and I like some of your work, but this is weak. Really weak. You went to all this trouble just to humiliate a user on a website over things as trivial as "downvoting". Even though he is a dick sometimes, that's just pathetic. And another thing: "don't hate unless you want to be next, douchebag" Don't threaten other users, you prick. And you, boomaga. You're 33 for f*ck's sake! Haven't you got anything better to do?!

If I didn't change for the state of minnesota I won't change for you, bob

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I can respect that. How did you survive Jesse Ventura?

Good god, y'all elites are f*cking funny. I missed this page while I was, um, away...and f*ck if it isn't the best sh*t on YTMND in a month. Five stars to all of you f*ck wits and cluster nerds! Clash of the Titans meets Survival Research Labs meets Revenge of the Nerds!

well that explains why Adverb is such a f*cking f*g

DZK flawless victory!

Do me next you piece of sh*t. One'd. You think diseases are funny? I hope you get the ebola virus, motherf*cker.

It's a shame that when focusing in on bashing this douche bag, you reduced yourselves to his level by making fun of his having a very serious disease that was beyond his control. So many things to ridicule, and you choose the one unfunny thing. DZK is overrated (and pretty sh*tty overall), though I expect nothing less from the morons that have started to frequent this site.

:O you downvoted him adverd i really hope he does kick you in the sh*t bag

* Jesus Christ...the level of ownage contained within this YTMND is beyond the scope of my comprehension. f*cking A+++ work gentlemen. DZK, that first beat was bananas, did you make that? If not, where's it from?

Well, reading the comments, perhaps said "ownage" was not nearly as great as I had originally purported it to be. Regardless, it made me laugh, even though I like adverb. I'd still like more info on the first beat though.

This is amazing. Not only is this a rap about Adverb, its the fact that YOU CAN RAP. You sir, are godly. Please go global or something, because you are actually good.

Funny as all hell.

Also, we've got an Adverb on our forums. Does this tool live in Minneapolis? http://chud.com/forums/member.php?u=922

lol, burned. I bet hotel security keeps him out of swimming pools.

Fact, nothing is ever serious on the Internet.

first beat was J-Zone

O.o;

omfg that was hillarious... PLEASE continue to make sites DZK!

This is sh*t. If I could vote one on only one site, this would be it.

@Werbal: I have no idea what chud.com is - @Bob: When he was in office I was just young enough not to be affected by any of his decisions

I do, however, live very close to minneapolis (5 minutes away)

Is that all you can do? Attack people with their disorders? Also, hot sisters? Are you a pedo or something?

such sick rhymes

would be a 5, but making fun of a sick guy isn't funny.

Adverb = Owned

lmao u two should battle...DZK'd have that sh*t in the bag..HA

I should make an alt and be a downvoter just to get a site like this. (j/k, lol)

Adverb Vs. Boomaga? Well, they both downvoted my sites so far as I can remember. Wonder why? OH YEA! Becaus I gave them 1 single solitary 1 on a site I didn't like and they came back raped all mine out of spite. fun.

I'd love to see Adverb's sisters upvote my site. Great job you two. -CSM

I'm going to close this argument with one final word. PENIS

ha way to drop it on that piece of sh*t downvoter f*ck

It's the Battle of Who Could Care Less!

Also: "A downvote is only a critique of the site itself and generally has no mailcious intent" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one the fat sister is ugly

Adverb>DZK always. And he has Chohns disease.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Everyone who dissagrees has to stfu. Adverb got owned, end of story.

As much as I hate adverb, a friend of mine has Crohn's, so I don't find that funny.

DZK f*ckin rules

Where's Boomaga in this?

BTW, someone tell Pronoun!

That's pretty cold, making rap about colonostomy bags just because he has a little indigestion. The worst effects it has can be diarhea, and that's rare. There've been music stars and athletes with Crohn's, and it's not affected them. Also, I do like your beats, but they were stolen, and you sound really, really white. I'm not saying I'm any better at rap than you are, but I'm not making a big deal out of my tracks.

And as for the spending three hours doing 'research', I think you really could have found a better outlet for your time and effort. Maybe pick up a new hobby or something. Even if he sh*ts in a bag, who really cares, not like you can tell that by what he acts like online. I suppose I'll 2 this just because you have a good taste in stolen beats.

Funny stuff.

Adverb, this can be summed up in one word: PWNT

Sam Kinison quotes FTW! Boomaga for president!

DZK yet another high quality site, keep the standards high.

YTMNDrs telling other YTMNDrs they should be doing better tinhgs with their time... ... ..... well, i'll give it to chav-slayer, boomaga, at 33, really should. the rest of us?

anyway, read boo's post. the site creators acknowledge that they're exaggerating with the colostomy bag (though Sitsu seems intent on proving the likelihood of Adverb using one).

a lot of people are giving their gut, emotional reactions, spurred by their own offense taken from the lyrics (as nerds or sufferers of medical disorders). that's a sh*t reason to get upset. as if you such people don't laugh at other's misfortunes..

and that's why I f*cking love Boomaga

Wow, goddamn, I wonder what he'd comment on this?

Whoa! speak of the devil, he already did.

that's kinda f*cked up, but he's an *ssh*l*e

"though Sitsu seems intent on proving the likelihood of Adverb using one" - just trying to create doubt in people :P

crohns != colostamy bags

Taking back what I said. Although this IS harsh. I just don't like Adverb enough to stick up for him. Especially since he's gotten even more pathetic...I'll assume he wasn't too offended and +4.

Hahahaha, sh*ts in a bag, what a f*cking f*g piece of f*ggot f*ggy f*cking f*g sh*t, sh*tting sh*t f*cker, ***** *** * **** ** ****. I f*cking love the ****'s...

fake

that was the worst song i've ever heard

Very quality work.

omg, DZK, youre my hero

totally obsessed with him? I think so! DZK is a f*g!

lol, what a douche that guy is

Regardless of whether you laughed at this or not, no one can deny the comment box was filled with reactions.. which is exactly what DZK was aiming for, well done.

+1

LOL ROFL ITS SO FUNNIE RITE I MAEN WUT A GAY HOMO SAIPER (HOMO SAIPERn MEANS GHEY RITE LOL? >ZOMG ROFL GAY