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| Site Title: | Tighten Up the Graphics!!1 | ||||||||||
| Site Domain: | tightgraphs.ytmnd.com | ||||||||||
| Created by: | PMRG | ||||||||||
| Created on: | 2006-07-02 20:55:29 | ||||||||||
| Image Origin: | Tightening up | ||||||||||
| Sound Origin: | the graphics | ||||||||||
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| Description: | TIGHTEN EM UP ON LEVEL THREE Great spoof by NeoMatrixClt here: http://tightengraphics.ytmnsfw.com/ | ||||||||||
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| That was the f*cking worst commercial ever. 5'd for justice. | ||||||
| LOL EMBEDED COMMENT? |
-1 | |||||
| I 1'd this two years ago. It's a direct sampling of the commercial. The SPINOFFS were much, much funnier -- look for those :) | ||||||
| There it is: http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/ |
-1 | |||||
| TIGHTEN UP BITCHES! | ||||||
| No, the worst one is where they're playing some laura croft like game and the video game character starts plugging the school. And they look at eachother like stoners. The creators apperantly think a black and white filter makes things look like a video game. | ||||||
| thats me in the future | ||||||
| lol theres a lot of peoples dream job right there
P.S. Hate President Bush? Go to gwbblueoctober.ytmnd.com rate and comment plz! |
-3 | |||||
| suck my penis |
+3 | |||||
| I hate those commercials. | ||||||
| YEEEAAAHHHHH (BTW all those commercials are lame D:) | ||||||
| "Why are you playing games when you could be creating them?" Because that would involve work. | ||||||
| F'ING WIN | ||||||
| lmao that commercial made me mad cuz how gay it was haha |
-1 | |||||
| "we just have to tighten the graphics"
They must be on the devolpment team for duke nukem forever |
+7 | |||||
| i hate that commercial because real life game testing is pure hell. playing 2% complete games which crash every 2 seconds leaving you to report in detail every single thing that happened. how the f*ck can they be allowed to lie to people like this? |
+4 | |||||
| I'd like to see either of those sh*ts program more then a "hello world" | ||||||
| Way to post the commercial as it was on tv. It f*cking sucked, and you did nothing with it. You may as well be promoting this sh*t. f*ck with it or 1. |
-1 | |||||
| 5'd for making fun of commercials that will fill the gaming industry with douchebags who thing "zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is play videogames all day!" | ||||||
| yep. commerical sucked bad | ||||||
| Level Three rocks harder and longer. | ||||||
| finally this commercial gets the respect it deserves | ||||||
| I'm calling | ||||||
| I love that commercial | ||||||
| i f*cking love thaqt commercial 30'd | ||||||
| lol I actually am training to get into this profession... 2 guys programming, modelling, creating physics engines AND testing the games? f*ck do those guys work for EA? |
+2 | |||||
| http://www.edge-online.co.uk/archives/2006/06/a_bugs_life.php | ||||||
| My thoughts exactly whenever I see that commercial. | ||||||
| lol I loved this commercial | ||||||
| I have never laughed at this commercial before YTMND. Good job, sir. | ||||||
| Hahaha, I never thought that commercial would be a YTMND... | ||||||
| I hereby dedicate my next 5 minutes to these two gentlemen, who for their hard work have made level 3 just THAT much tighter! | ||||||
| Why didn't they just use the magical graphics screwdriver? Making video games is easy!!! | ||||||
| so conflicted... all you did was repost that commercial, but i love it so much... | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| why are all commercials promoting video game design carreers just so freakin terrible? the actors look like they've never picked up a controller in their life, and the graphics in the game look great...if it were 1991. these commercials need to stop hardcore!!!! | ||||||
| if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out of it. k, not really. But I saw this commercial, so 4 |
+3 | |||||
| ok, 5'd for image and sound origins. | ||||||
| "douchebags who thing 'zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is
play videogames all day!'" *looks at Romero* | ||||||
| I longed for the day I would see this site. OH MAN THE BOSS IS COMING. HEY WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE NEXT LEVLE LLOLOL | ||||||
| OMg, I want to commit suicide everytime I see one of those commercials. It makes me ashamed to have ever played a video game. | ||||||
| *shakes head* Worst commercials... EVER! | ||||||
| haha | ||||||
| Developpers don't test their own games and it is not fun. | ||||||
| These commercials are so bad. You do not sit around "playing your games" as a developer. | ||||||
| DAMNIT! TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS ALREADY! THE GAME'S BEEN DELAYED A YEAR AND I WON'T WANT IT TO BE DELAYED ANOTHER YEAR!!! |
+1 | |||||
| I saw this coming, lol. That commercial rocks my socks. | ||||||
| rofl, they are already needing to design a new one. the company they work for must be a sweatshop. MUST BE WORKING FOR CAPCOM, LAWL | ||||||
| somebody should make them sit in front of ytmnd | ||||||
| tighten up those graphics! | ||||||
| HeadOn, Apply Directly To The Forehead. HeadOn, Apply Directly To The
Forehead. HeadOn, Apply Directly To The Forehead. Available at Walgreens. I mean...tighten up the graphics on level three.. | ||||||
| Def. need to tighten up those graphics o_O heh heh | ||||||
| ok, this is SERIOUSLY not funny. | ||||||
| "and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these games" that line makes me want to beat him up and take his lunch money. | ||||||
| ...and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these games! | ||||||
| Not funny but also not applicable to YTMND art. | ||||||
| TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS BOYS!!!
he could have responded by saying what the f*ck do i look retarded anyone can tighten up that sh*t you stupid bitch | ||||||
| f*ckING GREAT! | ||||||
| Houston, we have a lol | ||||||
| those commercails are so gay | ||||||
| How do you tighten up graphics by playing a game? | ||||||
| We just finished Level 3? That sounds like one of those 15 dollar PS2 games. Three f*cking levels? | ||||||
| Yeah Bitch tighten up the effing graphics! | ||||||
| lolx so lame | ||||||
| yeah i agree, though its funny and stupid, you did nothing besides realizing that and uploading. no creativity = no soup. | ||||||
| i like the other one where they have a woman on a motorcycle thats like... this is your future but this one is still great... http://onlyincanada.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| ROFL at the PS1 controllers. jesus these guys are morons. | ||||||
| Well, at least level 3's gonna have tight graphics... | ||||||
| devry | ||||||
| WHAT KIND OF GAME HAS 3 LEVELS, and how can you program with a controller in your hand and not a mouse and keyboard insight | ||||||
| HAHAHA I was just thinking about this yesteday. | ||||||
| lol that is the stupidist fukcing commercial ever, i was like i feel bad for the peepz that go " HEY THAT COULD BE ME!!!"
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| sorta reminds me of ~HOVERROUND ~HOVERROUND ~HOVERROUND commercial. | ||||||
| lol. i've seen that on TV. | ||||||
| Best commercial ever. | ||||||
| I laughed so hard when I saw this commercial for the first time. Also, I've always wanted to peel out in the parking lot of ITT Tech or something and yell "GO WESTOOD!!!" | ||||||
| This is so f*cking nonsensical. Generally when someone hates a topic, they downvote sites based around it, even if that site doesnt support it. This site promotes this commercial, and you guys hate it, but you upvote? What is this sh*t? | ||||||
| im going to post a commercial. brb | ||||||
| "What is this sh*t?" The sh*t is, UPVOTERS > YOU! | ||||||
| Wow... This was hilarious. Excellent find. | ||||||
| HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ....
Also F*gs. | ||||||
| Instant 5. | ||||||
| Knowing game designers, all I have to say to that commercial is, "BWAHAHAHAHA! If game design were only that glamorous." Nerds, wise up; it IS a real job. | ||||||
| hehe, great commercial | ||||||
| This is the first time I have felt like rape is a good idea. | ||||||
| Have fun getting $0 a year after you graduate from one of these colleges. | ||||||
| What the hell?
If I wanted to see the same commerical, then I'd go to Youtube. |
+1 | |||||
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| I'd tighten up her graphics. A little bit. On level three. | ||||||
| Is it a bad thing to admit I'm going to college under a video game programming track? | ||||||
| What company made this commercial? | ||||||
| f*cking amazing... I saw this before. | ||||||
| i hate this commercial! | ||||||
| also actors. | ||||||
| his hair is looking FABULOUS! | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| I laugh every time this commercial comes on g4 | ||||||
| I needa tighten up the graphics on level three. I'm gonna make my own remake of that. mmk? | ||||||
| Those jobs don't exist. I mean, a couple of douchebags sitting around getting paid to play what looks like PSX is just a load of crap. | ||||||
| HAHAHA WHAT THE F**K DOES "TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS" MEAN?
I am a game tester and you dont get paid very well so don't buy into this BULL | ||||||
| 1 for a waste of a URL. You put a comercial up; good f*cking job. | ||||||
| These commercials shame the entire software development industry. | ||||||
| This is the greatest advertisement ever produced. | ||||||
| lol | ||||||
| This wins at recruitment. Period. | ||||||
| lol, such a bad commercial... thanks for sharing | ||||||
| Come on, everyone knows you tighten graphics with a wrench. | ||||||
| HOLY sh*t. I JUST SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE UVW MAPPING WHEN I COULD BE 'TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS' WITH THE CONTROLLER. OH MY GOD. | ||||||
| I PISSED! | ||||||
| That chick is way too hot to be working the in game industry. | ||||||
| GET A CAREER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: BECOME A CHINESE WOW GOLD FARMER TODAY | ||||||
| hhahahahahah | ||||||
| those graphics could be tighter | ||||||
| Huge Douche Bags. | ||||||
| chicks dig guys with jobs involving video games who make less than $10,000 a year. this also includes you f*gs who work at gamestop. | ||||||
| Yes, there is no better way to Stick it to Mother than to work as a Tester for a Video Game Company. | ||||||
| lol.......noobs | ||||||
| Tighten up your *ss crack bitch! | ||||||
| what a bunch of slackers... TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS DAMMIT WE HAD A DEADLINE | ||||||
| And my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE by playing these games... | ||||||
| http://www.edge-online.co.uk/archives/2006/06/a_bugs_life.php | ||||||
| "We're programming with Game Maker 6!" | ||||||
| ^fail | ||||||
| LOLZ! YAY FOR COMMERCIALS! or not. I hate these ads. Video games should NOT be created by "normal" people. Only people that want to make them and understand the difficulty (and if made by general population we won't see originality in games EVER AGAIN... aka GTA69:The return of the jacker.). one'd for this commercial. | ||||||
| i thought the ytmnd sucked, but after reading the comments, 5 | ||||||
| That college sucks. | ||||||
| Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough? | ||||||
| jorrar: "his hair is looking FABULOUS!" qft! ...also, bad actors = funny. stupid lines = funnier. how are the downvoters not getting that? | ||||||
| Isn't that the dude from Smallville or something? O.o | ||||||
| Haha, almost as bad are Pure Pwnage. Amirite? | ||||||
| TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS! | ||||||
| As I understand it real life professional game testers have to spend a lot of time writing up reports but its sometimes fun if youre looking for sh*t a bored gamer might do sign me up | ||||||
| great acting, superb job guys. You have successfully made everyone who has ever played a video game, embarassed to the point of not wanting to play games again, great job! XD | ||||||
| This ain't YouTubeMND. +1 for spawning zenigata1's comment though. | ||||||
| "I'm Archie Bell and these are the Drells! We've got a new song called Tighten Up, and this is the music you tighten up to!" | ||||||
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| +3 because I hate that commercial. No 5 for lack of anything creative or original. | ||||||
| Holy crap, it's the Diggnation guys. | ||||||
| lol, bad acting! | ||||||
| So my dream job. | ||||||
| tighten up those graphics, bitch! | ||||||
| Reminds me of a set up for a low-budget porno, right before the actors get it on. | ||||||
| www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com You know, this commercial should have never been made into a ytmnd. It would have either been the worst ytmnd ever, or it would've become the biggest fad any of us could imagine. Only time will tell what will happen to the Tighten up the Graphics saga. www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com | ||||||
| i loled even before the site loaded, based on the title alone. They couldnt even get someone who plays games to appear in this commercial. Check out the guy on the left with his hand on the 2 analog sticks...
obviously 5'ed | ||||||
| I used to see the commercial and love it. So lame. They act like there is a knob you pull labeled graphics that needs to be tightened. | ||||||
| 5'd for so f*cking lame. | ||||||
| I always see that commercial on G4.... and manage to laugh everytime. 5'd | ||||||
| ...and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these games! | ||||||
| lol, they always show these on G4 | ||||||
| I would tighten up her graphics if you know what I mean hur hur hur | ||||||
| MY MOM SAID I WOULD NEVER GET ANYWHERE WITH THESE GAMES 555555555555555
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| That's f*cking tight yo! | ||||||
| Lol. I | ||||||
| Hahahaha | ||||||
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| tighten em up boys | ||||||
| I don't see how this sh*t is top 15. | ||||||
| Congrats,for starting a fad. | ||||||
| they made a game called Titan Up | ||||||
| I hate these commercials so much lol 5 | ||||||
| I NEED MORE GAMES FINISHED BY THE END OF THE DAY. | ||||||
| The game industry wouldn't touch these douchewads. Win. | ||||||
| Hahahaha, I f*cking hate that commercial. | ||||||
| f*cking stupid. who "tightens up graphics"? BS actors. | ||||||
| my mom said i would never get ANYWHERE with these games!!! | ||||||
| Thank you everyone for noticing this commericial. | ||||||
| Logged in just to five these crappy commercials. LOL! | ||||||
| WORST GAME TESTER EVAAAAA | ||||||
| Testing games = fail. Creating games = win. Also, these people have NOOO idea about the gaming industry really, why would one programmer be on two projects at once... I mean, she doesn't look like she's on the verge of a mental break down... But I've known people break down from being on just ONE game... (behind deadlines and reaching release. =P) | ||||||
| You ever notice how many of those god damn video game school commercials now? Oh yeah,I agree with PastorTravis.Thats the worst commercial. | ||||||
| ZOMG I WANTS THAT JOBS !!!1 | ||||||
| i will tighten those mother f*ckers so fast | ||||||
| It wasnt funny with the odd voices, so what makes you think it's funny without them? | ||||||
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| SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM | ||||||
| SOMETHINGISAWFUL.COM | ||||||
| LOL This commercial comes on all the time on TBS! Such a lame one too! | ||||||
| Colleges make the worst commercials. | ||||||
| f*ggy short film | ||||||
| Good effort shows.
It would have been funny to overdub it with something else though. | ||||||
| "Tighten up the graphics"? NOOB. | ||||||
| gaaawd I hate that commercial. WTF is that supposed to mean you dumb *ssholes!? | ||||||
| She needs ANOTHER one designed?! It's not that easy to come up with new games that quick, lady! | ||||||
| That commercial makes me what to kick those guys asses. | ||||||
| God, I am so glad they took that one off. "Tighten up the graphics..." Ok, let's just reprogram the entire F***ing game!
I hate all those commercials. | ||||||
| rofl | ||||||
| hahah! I saw this commercial so long ago...and I lol'd so hard. | ||||||
| yo momma was right | ||||||
| lol I actually am training to get into this profession... 2 guys
programming, modelling, creating physics engines AND testing the games?
f*ck do those guys work for Blizzard? | ||||||
| It's because the school is a joke, and they're just trying to get you to drop money on classes...possibly money that isn't yours, because most people pay for school through scholarships, grants and loans. | ||||||
| shes a bit hot | ||||||
| y'know, I'm sorta looking to get into the game industry (hoping it will be a bit less hellish by that time), and everytime this commercial is on when family members are around, it makes me feel embarrassed as hell. | ||||||
| I see this horror ever other day. "I've got another one I need to designed." | ||||||
| "Hey guys. Finished testing that game yet? I've got another one I need designed." "Ha! Yeah right bitch, we barely started, level 3 lol." "Okay then, I'll just smile and walk back to my office." | ||||||
| lolololol | ||||||
| rofl I called | ||||||
| So what's the joke here? That this is a bad commercial? | ||||||
| That commercial fills me with an unspeakable rage. | ||||||
| I don't know what to say. | ||||||
| "HOLY sh*t. I JUST SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE UVW MAPPING WHEN I COULD BE
'TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS' WITH THE CONTROLLER. OH MY GOD." QFT, UVW mapping sucks when you have no photoshop skills. | ||||||
| win | ||||||
| BRRRRRAINWASHING!!! | ||||||
| God, those DeVry institute of technology (Sounds like something from Scientology) commercials are awful.
TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS! Because as you know, graphics get loose from time to time. | ||||||
| Lmfao video game testers have the sh*ttiest jobs, seriously | ||||||
| http://xbox360.joystiq.com/2006/01/11/cheesy-game-designers-tighten-up-the-graphics/ VIDEO HERE | ||||||
| http://tightenupthegraphicswitharchiebell.ytmnd.com/ | ||||||
| lol for stupid | ||||||
| bigzach
"if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out
of" bigzach ftw | ||||||
| What's so special about this? | ||||||
| Owned by subsequent site. | ||||||
| "if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out
of it." | ||||||
| Do you hear the sounds the f*cking game is making?What the hell is this?Atari? | ||||||
| I'm fiving this because of zenigata1's comment. | ||||||
| Yeah, I always loved that commercial. | ||||||
| and my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE with these GAMES | ||||||
| LOL I work for Black Mesa. You all want my job. | ||||||
| lol, G4 advertising
aswell as the fact that they were fixing graphics for a ps1 game when that ad came out in like 05 | ||||||
| thats posibly the worst commercial ive ever seen. but thats also possibly the best job ive ever seen. | ||||||
| That was so shameful, I never want to use a computer or watch tv ever again. | ||||||
| INYWHER WIHT TEHSE GMAES | ||||||
| im suprised it took this long for this commercial to reer its head on ytmnd | ||||||
| *cries* | ||||||
| someone should make a Tom Emanski's defensive drill commercial starring Fred McGriff YTMND. | ||||||
| i bet they're working on Duke Nukem Forever | ||||||
| rofl game design is nothing like that :( | ||||||
| I dont usually downvote, but ive seen this commercial enough on TV. | ||||||
| Tighten the graffix? > Tighten the graphics!! | ||||||
| Recoil42 said it best "zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is play videogames all day!" but I can't bring myself to 5 or even 4 something so... asinine... as this commercial. Even if it's being made fun of. | ||||||
| I hope she talks that dirty in bed. | ||||||
| If they're tightening up graphics, that makes me a most celebrated gaming developer on Earth. DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!...3'd | ||||||
| They need a version of this that's for aspiring porn actors 'I never thought I 'd get a job doing this!' | ||||||
| lol do video game testers have anything to go with the graphics? no! | ||||||
| What the......these graphics are STILL way too loose! You guys are so f*cking fired! | ||||||
| THIS IS JUST A COMMERICAL AND MY FATHER SAID I WOULD NEVER BECOME A VIDEO GAME MASTER BUT LOOK AT ME NOW | ||||||
| Corniness ftw. | ||||||
| ...it's a commercial... nothing done with it. | ||||||
| TURBOSMOOTH EVERYTHING LOLOLOLOLOLololol1ol1o1l1o11l1o! | ||||||
| wow. a commercial I saw. | ||||||
| ROFLCOPTERS!!! | ||||||
| Stupid commercial! >:O | ||||||
| The closest those guys ever came to making a game was when they played hide the salami with eachother. | ||||||
| wow iused to see this commercial all the time, hahah | ||||||
| I hate when games have loose graphics....wtf | ||||||
| I've actually seen this commercial. | ||||||
| i wish i made this, I've been laughing to this commercial for a long time. | ||||||
| LOLOLool its about time someone made a ytmnd of this dumbass commerical | ||||||
| Ah, the add that makes my choice in career feel like a horrible escape from a real job. Thanks for making a college student with a bright future feel like a drop out escapist! | ||||||
| Sure, it's a dumb commerical.... but all you did was put it on a YTMND. I don't see why that deserves a high rating... | ||||||
| god damn you G4 | ||||||
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